America HAD to invade us for literally no reason

America HAD to invade us for literally no reason

we could've been a comfy country or Spanish province

instead we are in perpetual limbo

I hate it here. Land of missed opportunities.

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They will also never let us be a full part because they failed at Americanizing us, but people here are still scared of leaving the Union because of gibs. So we're just... stuck with no autonomy to fix all our shitty problems. It's truly Hell in Puerto Pobre.

could've been a comfy country or Spanish province

You speak Spanish. It was over before it began. Every single ex Spanish colony is a failed state.

Actually you got lucky to be taken under our wing.

Boricua seethe at 1... 2...

Well we were a Spanish province by the time you took us over. They don't teach you that, do they? We were a fully integral part of Spain because they were scared of losing us. So we would have fared better even if we didn't get independence.

Who are you again

>America HAD to invade us for literally no reason

Maybe Spain shouldn't have blown up the USS Maine.

Can't you get gibs from America ? Is it easy to move there ?

caribbean land of sexo

perks of the richest federation in human history without the taxes

if any of you PRshitters claim to suffer again i swear i will hunt you down and teach you pains you have never dreamed of

You're a floating island of garbage

Obvious inside job thoughever.
Yes it's easy but living in America sounds even worse desu.

How long do you think that would have lasted? How many prosperous Spanish provinces still exist today?

More realistically you would have ended up another poor destitute crime ridden island with no redeeming qualities. No hate, but come on, you know it's true

you would have ended up another poor destitute crime ridden island with no redeeming qualities.

So whats the difference

This kek.

How long do you think that would have lasted? How many prosperous Spanish provinces still exist today?

I would rather be Canary Islands-tier than sub-Dominican Republic-tier.

Saaaar be respectful not everyone can be so successful as the great indian empire

Si, ma almeno they get gibs from us

ma almeno

What? Also those gibs are stolen by our corrupt politicians. Corruption is rampant because the biggest motivator to be a politician is to feed off of US gibs which then gives the US more reason to take over and "enforce law and order" (purge our corrupt officials, legitimize themselves more, and make it harder to be independent). It's a vicious cycle. We're so fucked.

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Your average iq (not yours you're probably an autist) is in the mid 80s, there's no helping that

Pr girls are overrated maybe on the island they're better the ones in america look like monkeys

I can work with that, just give me control of this shithole and we'll be a regional power in two weeks.

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fine
send em here then

spain literally started the war you moron. sorry your ruling dynasty were retarded

no reason

A Navy ship blew up and we blamed the Spanish so we can take over their territories, I'm sorry.

You'd have to kick out most of your brethren and somehow get germans/scandis/japs to move there, then pr would be a paradise

Inside job though
I accept your apology.
Nah, I can work with what we got.

At least you are richer than the Philippines. We are sovereign but there's no way to build wealth. It could always get worse my friend.

I guess so. Still, feels bad not having control over your destiny in any way.

Why don't you have a single non-contested vote for statehood then?
Honestly you guys would probably vote eternally for whoever gave you statehood

Just finished hanging out with my wife's boyfriend. Did I miss anything?

Do you mean binding? Because Congress doesn't let us. And I don't want statehood anyway.

The US can't expand legally after the Atlantic Charter, also there is no 'Americanization' they simply want other countries to have tech dependencies. As far as I know PR doesn't rely on things like agriculture, they're not a bog standard banana republic colony. The US set up some fracking rig in PR and uses it as a tax haven. Gas prices in PR are ludicrously low. Cultural autonomy was always promised so as long as that autonomy doesn't interfere with development, which isn't hard to do with PR seeing how Spain civilized them so no one needs to tell locals to stop cannibalizing each other.

i hope you become happy despite this issue

we're trapped because if we leave we won't have anyone to parasite off of

It's good to know that you are aware of your place below us, not many ricans are able to accept that.

3 mln

The only reason why they did not made PR a state is brown skin. Just wait 10 years until US becomes half latino country and three mil more won't do much difference

The US can't expand legally after the Atlantic Charter, also there is no 'Americanization' they simply want other countries to have tech dependencies.

Don't act like there wasn't a long period of Americanization policies put in place that we managed to resist. Stuff like banishing Catholic bishops and forbidding festivities to forbidding Spanish be taught in schools and forcing English on employers. The US divided the island into different regions for Protestant evangelization in turn (picrel). There was lots of attempted Americanization.

As far as I know PR doesn't rely on things like agriculture, they're not a bog standard banana republic colony.

We do, ever since you forcefully destroyed our agriculture with Operation Bootstrap in order to turn us into an industrial economy reliant on export to the US (and tied to American businesses).

The US set up some fracking rig in PR and uses it as a tax haven. Gas prices in PR are ludicrously low. Cultural autonomy was always promised so as long as that autonomy doesn't interfere with development, which isn't hard to do with PR seeing how Spain civilized them so no one needs to tell locals to stop cannibalizing each other.

Not true as mentioned above.
I don't want that.

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Would I be welcomed in Dominican Republic?

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Did he fuck your ass

Arent you richer than 90% of latam for free because of it?
Lets be real, you aren't becoming switerland on your own your best case would be being chile

Those numbers are bad, quality of life here is shit and only getting worse. Being Chile sounds nice in comparison.