/brit/

Sir John Poo edition

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sir john new

dead now of course

anime

Isle of Skye

I stayed in a little hut for a week last year it was 10/10

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LMAO

I can smell the soy on your breath through the screen. Violence is the source of all power. End of story. Everything else is just window dressing for gay philosophy grads to wank themselves off over in between their shifts at McDonalds.

oh am postin

screaming

But that amount varies drastically by generation — with a nearly $488,000 gap separating Gen Z and Boomers.

Gen Z thinks they need a $587,797 yearly pay to be successful while Boomers would settle for $99,874 a year.

Meanwhile, Millennials think bringing home $180,865 a year would be sufficient for success but Gen X believes they need a yearly salary of $212,321.

chud reads ragnar redbeard and thinks he's done with books

Who rattled spaki's cage this time?

Okay, I am now convinced. All trannies must be stoned to death of hanged. No bullets for these faggots.

Why are you posting about yourself spaki?

is that all it takes to convince you? some troll writing bollocks?

Same story as usual. Had some utterly abhorrent take, got dunked on by the whole thread, name-dropped Foucalt and then everyone laughed at him.

Just shit all over my toilet

It was coming out as I sat down and it got all over the back of the seat

ragnar redbeard

I think i've met that guy

Pendulum announced their biggest show ever at Milton Keynes Bowl. 65k capacity
.they're brave lol

were you with mates or family?

Does anybody still listen to Pendulum?

They’re still around? I thought the two guys formed that knife party garbage and quit pendulum

Kate Nash Onlyfans

I hear there's a bake sale in ukraine

tarantula is their only deec tune
still bump that at the gym

Don't worry, I'll ask Monke to bomb it.

anal up the arse

All on my lonesome, absolutely loved it.

Did loads of hiking, Went to St Columba's Isle, home of the Cathedral of the Isles centuries ago, to look at the graves

another memory unlocked

Sie John Poo

illegitimate son of George de la Poer

hawk tuah

I saw them in Leeds last year, they're back and it was great

Based

For me it's Plasticworld or Another Planet.

But I even like their later stuff like Crush and Witchcraft. The former is such a good track

youtu.be/8mYd2X_9rrs

nice lad

all on my own in a hut in the middle of nowhere for an entire week sounds mad though, I'd be reluctant to do that. it's probably great for the menthol elves though.

han solo?

Holiday for the yanks
could really use a November holiday just one day one bank holiday so nobody has to do anything on a Monday in November
only need one

been playing runescape all day
just like the good old days

no fucking way

made an absolute banger of a greentext on Anon Babble
hoping to see it appear on my instagram feed on one of those greentext reposting accounts in the near future

good lad
might load up the osrs this weekend, it's just so comfy to be doing things and chatting with the players around you about whatever

Anon Babble

isn't that place just porn and spam? it's fast as fuck too who uses it in earnest

very grim post

I made a wojak that has been seen by hundreds of millions of people and i posted it for the first time ever on /brit/. Weird, that

leagues started this morning
wouldn't be caught dead playing the regular game, that died ages ago

John Poo

George de la Poer

Anne Ligondes

Elizabeth FitzGibbon

James Power

rich people names are so bizzare

I made a meme that appeared in a youtube video about errico malatesta

isn't that place just porn and spam?

but enough about /brit/

yes - but I like to but my favourite /brit/ posts there since some of you lot are natural born story-tellers and hilarious

post the wojak

yeah I just checked and the first page is entirely just porn or other coomerbait

don't remember there being that much porn on it back in 2010 when I first went. Why are there so many coomer retards now? thirdies and zoomers have ruined the internet

UUGH UUGH UUGH

Do you guys remember the he had to get a gook lady
Turns out she was actually swindled out of 100k online on a dating site right before the incident

Doesn’t justify it or course but I always feel sympathy when people’s experiences makes them jaded and embittered

me in keir starmer's assisted death machine

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Try again in English

t. drunk man outside

I'll never tell

Nevermind. I found it

was reading about those 50 lads that were invited to rape a woman whose husband was drugging her

The French media have dubbed them “Monsieur Tout-le-monde” — Mr. Every Man — because of how varied the men are, and how ordinary.

They are short, tall, flabby, lean, clean-shaven, bearded, bald and pony-tailed. All but 14 were employed, in jobs that reflect the spectrum of middle- and working-class rural France: truck drivers, carpenters and trade workers, a prison guard, a nurse, an I.T. expert working for a bank, a local journalist.

They range in age from 27 to 74. Just over two-thirds have children. Around 40 percent had criminal records, several for domestic abuse and two for rape.

There are few common denominators: Eighteen suffered from addiction to alcohol or drugs; the rest did not. Around a dozen reported being sexually abused as children

you make any of the other wojaks in that thread?

how are you lads celebrating thanksgiving tomorrow

No. Just the one

literally all me

any gay bottoms in

We don't do Thanksgiving in the UK

When did you realise that you're a terrible person and that everyone who's ever hated you had a point?

thanksgiving party with some amerimutt I know

Had a realisation that the sun would come up yesterday, and then it dawned on me

when i left my last hook up without saying a word

Celebrating the day they got rid of America?

just spent an hour in the birb thread on Anon Babble, swore it said brit

put on technokino

it's just Richard D. James not using his Aphex Twin moniker

In front of the entire thread?

Nah, i'm just joking. I don't know shit

tonight's tea

tfw I have multiple paid days off for every single federal holiday

Life is good

Does her drummer beat her arse?

haha good one I did not poo myself

No, but you should see what the guitarist does

Bloke goes up to meat counter at Tesco asks for half a pound of salami. Lad starts slicing it up. Bloke goes 'What you doing, my arse aint a slot machine'

hehe :D

Fair enough, you must be very proud

Go back far enough in time and you might find the person who asked

off ta bed, nanight lads x

Thanks

sweet dreams
*kisses your forehead*

Would anybody like to come chill? We can drink club soda and play Caution Seaman for the Dreamcast. I've go the Dreamcast mic and everything.

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OTAY OTAY

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I'm glad I saw Cinema Paradiso on the big screen. And same goes for Interstellar.

*tucks you in*

not foreign enough for you

Just KO'd Mike Tyson in the first round with Jake LaMotta

putting a bottle of bucky up my hole

So what I've learned today from /brit/

Only form is power is violence

Rich people are smart because they are rich

We should elect Nigel Farage as Prime Minster even though he didn't have a plan for a post brexit uk despite pushing for it the most

Having gay sex isnt real sex because its anal but a girl only having anal sex doesn't make her a virgin anymore

Having sex with a black women isnt real sex because... racism I guess?

Animals dont feel pain because they are not as intelligent as us.

Howling, you losers make me laugh so hard. Wish I was delusional as you fuckers.

which hole?

can't imagine anything more grim than doing coke alone
you'll be up all night restlessly flicking between your interface icons and when the comedown hits you'll lie in bed thinking what a joke your life is

I knew all of this already

Steam Autumn sale, fellas.

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MY NAME IZ ADOLF HITLER, COMMANDER OF ZE THIRD REICH
little known fact: ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC!

feelsbad. our culture is dying. our people are being muttified. at this point america should just be nuked, we destroyed it ourselves.

it all started when the yanks let the germans and irish in.

the hole.

Oh no no no no…….

X Sisters, our response??

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Fight Night Champion? Cracking game that

your entire life is spamming AI images of black men and arguing about shite nobody cares about
grow up

is manor lords decent?

i shoved White Lightning up my pussy once

reddit is better
x is chud central

x is chud central

Wait but you said you bang black girls every week? So you're not pretending to have a Spanish wife anymore?

Mental how Adam is still awake at 1am seething over all the arguments he lost in one day

Thank you for proving that Britain is a reddit country, as I have been saying for a long time.

Sir Kein Arther

open grindr

fatties everywhere

bros...

gentlemen... let us poo

I'm not whoever you were auguring with, I'm sat here laughing at the dense opinions you incels post with what little life experience you have.

He wrote out a list as well. Wonder if he keeps a journal of all the abhorrently stupid takes he has

do bore off spaki you tedious incel retard

you guys didn't tell me you were auguring in here
here's my prediction: ww3 in two weeks

yeah man

Wednesday 28th November

Spammed about black cocks for 5 hours, then LARPed as a tranny until 11pm. Lost 5 arguments and had 3 consecutive meltdowns

you've been on /brit/ all day?

look way younger than 24

bit suspect that bit paedophilic

Yeah mate not hard to keep tabs open here and read while I work.

Adam you are on benefits and have a state-appointed carer. You haven't left your smeggy bedroom with the curry stained carpet for 3 days. You do not work.

spaintwat melty entering it's fifth hour

it's adam and EVE, not adam and diego

wish i had a state-appointed carer to give me a little handy
haha
jerk me off
if you know what i means
hahahaha

Anyone who laughs at me is Adam!

delusional mate.

You can kiss a hundred boys in bars

Shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling

How's life Spaino?

redditors are the REAL misogynists. I respect women.

absolute state of nu-Anon Babble

Fucking cooked him like his mum's chicken biryani

guffawing

I'll be Spaino if it makes you feel better lad, keep bringing in the jokes you've been giving me this past day and I might check in on this place daily.

'ate redditors
'ate gender crits
simple as

wallace and gromit

You're responding to 2016mong btw

mate you're here 16 hours a day

sir chicken runner

what is radfem

'ate redditors

'ate gender crits

simple as

calling anything "nu-X" means you're definitely a post-2016 tourist

thoughts on russell brand?

A trove of documents leaked from an influential industry group shows how some of the world’s largest petrochemical and plastics companies have been waging a campaign to push back against a “tide of anti-plastic sentiment” — especially among young people concerned about the environment.

I look like this

Radical
Feminism

Oh-ho blue moon, you're making me Macintyre

let me tell you something pal

Yet to all who did receive Him, to those who believed in His name, He gave the right to become children of God — children born not of natural descent, nor of human decision or a husband’s will, but born of God.

building my master grade zeta gundam ver.ka de lads

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YouTube adventurer, 22, freezes to death in a freak snowstorm while filming himself in Swedish wilderness - after sending tragic final message to his grandmother

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Watched the pursuit of happyness last night

Grandma...Ohio rizz skibidi

did they catch it?

FOY

boggis, bunce, and bean
one fat, one short, one lean
these three evil crooks
so different in looks
are nonetheless equally mean

after sending tragic final message to his grandmother

Did they catch what

happyness

samebrad

Off work umtil next tuesday

Thanksgiving tomorrow

happyness

they spelled it wrong on purpose because... well, you know

I think so thats how he makes it seem atleast but he just got a job to make money
Seems a bit materialistic to me

Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!

my grandpa was a youtube man, sometimes he get death threat but never snow storm, youtubes a hard job

Making fun of the hard working chinese immigrants
Not very nice of him was it

thankfully i wont be giving a shit

Have to go to the inlaws with the wife who is currently mad at me, dreading it

Pet owner scratched to death by his cat that clawed his legs & caused severe blood loss when he stopped it running away

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i deserve to fuck every woman in the world who is a 7/10 or more

I used to know this Chinese guy who was actually very tall. He had to be at least 6'4". It's weird because most of them are short.

you can buy happiness though, comes in cans

tfw you will never fuck a girl

Ai has a hard limit and anything to the contrary is just hopium made to drum up investment. Sorry chuds, but we'll still be toiling in 50 years.

Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*

Zangu on his Santa Cosplay

HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!

ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!

and the whores for hire, where are they in this story?

where's mousey?

Ah you'll get there eventually, champ. I was a late bloomer meself.

baked potato with beans and cheese at 0127...

That must have been a very big cat

Tall Asians are relatively rare but they're still more common than tall Mexicans in my experience.

all prossies here are either too expensive or grim or both
i'm 30 and 5'8 and have a shit job, it's over for me

short asian femboys

rich chinks inject their kids with HGH from an early age
i suspect drumpf did the same thing with barron

how don't you just die from not eating any vegetables

Cheer up

Chang, you crawl in the window. Jose, you go through the air ducts. Warwick Davis, you get in the mouse-hole.

My n word you have Asian girls as far as the eye can see on that island of yours. Get in shape, buy some clothes that make you feel like a badass, and go ask one out on a date. Worst they can do is say no, you miss every shot that you don't take right?

i don't find asian women attractive

How many time do I have to teach you this lesson, old man?

so your real problem is being poor innit

Beggars cant be choosers

Mate it was over once you gave in to that shit mindset you have.
Ask girls to go on a date, go on hinge, go the gym, get fit.
I know lads who are overweight and living on benefits who have girls.
Your height, age and job are irreverent.

Had a cute 18 year old halfu korean girl from WA that i was talking to on discord earlier this year and we were starting to make plans for me to fly over there to have sex with her but she found out i had said nigger over 200 times on a discord server i invited her to and called it off fuck sake i fumbled that one hard

big if true

exactly the response i was expecting, i'm not going to undermine my integrity just to get laid

i'm not going to undermine my integrity

You're just like the women who complain they cant find a man who makes six figures, is over 6 foot and has a 8 inch cock. lmao

basically what you're trying to do is equivalent to telling me to go gay if i want to have sex
i'm not attracted to men, so i'm not going to have sex with them, same principle with asian women

Yeah mate keep crying on Anon Babble and how its all over for you.

Then don't come on here moaning your a virgin

a mealy mouthed response

Mate youre literally a 30 year old virgin you either take what you can get or you pack it in but dont be crying about it

shut up
intellectually dishonest retards

Youre a virgin pal you dont get to speak to me like that

I wonder why you cant get a girl with an attitude like that, bet you're fucking insufferable to live with.

intellectually dishonest retards

business idea: move australian incels to new zealand, where it is socially acceptable to fuck sheep

Just for that, I'm going to go fuck the mrs

Based sex haver
Sent that virgin flying

it's intellectually dishonest to tell me to lower my insane standards, i mean i'm only a 30 year old virgin with no life experience. women love that. i demand pussy. this is an intellectual debate and not about its emotions that drive human beings to connect.

Defeatist mindsets can get in the fucking sea

Hes also 5'8 and works at mcdonalds

ok this has gone on far enough, i'm not actually a virgin, and only 1 of those other little factoids i mentioned is actually true, see if you can guess which one (i think you'll be pleasantly surprised)
you're an idiot and probably underage so i'm giving you exactly the response you deserve

HENRY CAVILL PITS

The thing is there would be a girl out there for him if he tried looking. There would be a girl around his age that wouldn't care about that and give him a chance but he's too blinded by his defeatist attitude and nasty augmentative outlook.

ok this has gone on far enough, i'm not actually a virgin

I-I was only j-joking I'm not actually a virgin!

Nice try virge

i'm not actually a virgin

i'm not actually a virgin

this meme is spooky

Haha, I was only pretending to be a virgin you can stop now lads

ok this has gone on far enough, i'm not actually a virgin

ok you got me for real this time, i tried to backpedal because it is of utmost importance that i save face as an anonymous poster on a jamaican bobsledding forum

Jesus and I thought Adam was the most pathetic poster in here tonight

not gay just love a cock up my arse

nice try virge

greetings laddingtons

Kys

some aussie lad earlier told me fanny tasted like milky coins

Hello

Me and my dad just watched John Wick. It was kino.

iberians are literally just religionswapped moroccans.

Saw a video of moo deng trying to eat a poo but the zoo keeper wouldnt let him

I did not ask

listening to boyfriend amsr

why

Because he takes it up the arse

don't know if that other lad was really lying again being a virge, but he made a good point about asian women, i would rather be a virge than fuck one at this point in my life, at least until i'm 40 or so and desperate beyond hope

men are just better idk
wrong wrong wrong

farting

might be a sleep on the settee kind of night

I'm unvaxxed.

sent that cunt flying

ever since i got out of the army i've been unable to sleep in a proper bed, always on a couch for me, it's like how dantes from the count of monte cristo spent so long in prison that he's come to prefer sleeping on the floor even though he's a squillionaire who can afford a big luxury bed

nice try virge

me 2

yes i am a virge, but only because i'm afraid of intimacy

g'day laddos

Love a little sauce vierge me
Also love pussy so luckily I'm not a saucey virge

Why are half you aussie lads virgins. I thought it was easy to get pussy there

beggars can't be choosers mate

what made you join the army

To be fair the average Aussie Stacey is more insufferable than ours

First step to healing is adressing the problem
Its not easy to do and were proud of you

tried and true way to discern them apart mate:
aussie posters that go to the pub - shaggers
aussie posters that don't go to the pub - virgins

couldn't see myself doing anything else, i wanted to join since i was 13, now i wish i'd just stayed here and become a tradie

become a tradie

waste of time, the pay, work and hours are shit

not in australia

New

why do you regret it? time wasted?

Mental how that cunt tried to backtrack while using "Only one of those things I said was true!" shite. I remember doing that to get out of trouble when I was a child lmao

in australia tradies are on huge money and live in the same neighbourhoods as doctors and lawyers thoughbeit

What are the hourly rates?

no, i just bit off more than i could chew and now i have serious emotional scars

depends