Sir John Poo edition
/brit/
sir john new
poo smells hahahahahahahahaha
dead now of course
anime
Isle of Skye
I stayed in a little hut for a week last year it was 10/10
LMAO
I can smell the soy on your breath through the screen. Violence is the source of all power. End of story. Everything else is just window dressing for gay philosophy grads to wank themselves off over in between their shifts at McDonalds.
oh am postin
I like the band Editors
screaming
But that amount varies drastically by generation — with a nearly $488,000 gap separating Gen Z and Boomers.
Gen Z thinks they need a $587,797 yearly pay to be successful while Boomers would settle for $99,874 a year.
Meanwhile, Millennials think bringing home $180,865 a year would be sufficient for success but Gen X believes they need a yearly salary of $212,321.
chud reads ragnar redbeard and thinks he's done with books
Who rattled spaki's cage this time?
Okay, I am now convinced. All trannies must be stoned to death of hanged. No bullets for these faggots.
Why are you posting about yourself spaki?
is that all it takes to convince you? some troll writing bollocks?
Same story as usual. Had some utterly abhorrent take, got dunked on by the whole thread, name-dropped Foucalt and then everyone laughed at him.
Just shit all over my toilet
It was coming out as I sat down and it got all over the back of the seat
ragnar redbeard
I think i've met that guy
Pendulum announced their biggest show ever at Milton Keynes Bowl. 65k capacity
.they're brave lol
I don't need much convincing on this matter.
were you with mates or family?
Does anybody still listen to Pendulum?
They’re still around? I thought the two guys formed that knife party garbage and quit pendulum
Kate Nash Onlyfans
I hear there's a bake sale in ukraine
tarantula is their only deec tune
still bump that at the gym
I still wake up to Slam every day
Don't worry, I'll ask Monke to bomb it.
anal up the arse
All on my lonesome, absolutely loved it.
Did loads of hiking, Went to St Columba's Isle, home of the Cathedral of the Isles centuries ago, to look at the graves
another memory unlocked
Sie John Poo
illegitimate son of George de la Poer
hawk tuah
I saw them in Leeds last year, they're back and it was great
Based
For me it's Plasticworld or Another Planet.
But I even like their later stuff like Crush and Witchcraft. The former is such a good track
nice lad
all on my own in a hut in the middle of nowhere for an entire week sounds mad though, I'd be reluctant to do that. it's probably great for the menthol elves though.
han solo?
Holiday for the yanks
could really use a November holiday just one day one bank holiday so nobody has to do anything on a Monday in November
only need one
been playing runescape all day
just like the good old days
no fucking way
made an absolute banger of a greentext on Anon Babble
hoping to see it appear on my instagram feed on one of those greentext reposting accounts in the near future
good lad
might load up the osrs this weekend, it's just so comfy to be doing things and chatting with the players around you about whatever
Anon Babble
isn't that place just porn and spam? it's fast as fuck too who uses it in earnest
very grim post
I made a wojak that has been seen by hundreds of millions of people and i posted it for the first time ever on /brit/. Weird, that
leagues started this morning
wouldn't be caught dead playing the regular game, that died ages ago
John Poo
George de la Poer
Anne Ligondes
Elizabeth FitzGibbon
James Power
rich people names are so bizzare
I made a meme that appeared in a youtube video about errico malatesta
isn't that place just porn and spam?
but enough about /brit/
yes - but I like to but my favourite /brit/ posts there since some of you lot are natural born story-tellers and hilarious
post the wojak
yeah I just checked and the first page is entirely just porn or other coomerbait
don't remember there being that much porn on it back in 2010 when I first went. Why are there so many coomer retards now? thirdies and zoomers have ruined the internet
UUGH UUGH UUGH
Do you guys remember the he had to get a gook lady
Turns out she was actually swindled out of 100k online on a dating site right before the incident
Doesn’t justify it or course but I always feel sympathy when people’s experiences makes them jaded and embittered
me in keir starmer's assisted death machine
What was it? I've seen mine on several youtube thumbnails
This one
Try again in English
The best Pendulum song was Hold Your Colour
t. drunk man outside
I'll never tell
Nevermind. I found it
was reading about those 50 lads that were invited to rape a woman whose husband was drugging her
The French media have dubbed them “Monsieur Tout-le-monde” — Mr. Every Man — because of how varied the men are, and how ordinary.
They are short, tall, flabby, lean, clean-shaven, bearded, bald and pony-tailed. All but 14 were employed, in jobs that reflect the spectrum of middle- and working-class rural France: truck drivers, carpenters and trade workers, a prison guard, a nurse, an I.T. expert working for a bank, a local journalist.
They range in age from 27 to 74. Just over two-thirds have children. Around 40 percent had criminal records, several for domestic abuse and two for rape.
There are few common denominators: Eighteen suffered from addiction to alcohol or drugs; the rest did not. Around a dozen reported being sexually abused as children
you make any of the other wojaks in that thread?
how are you lads celebrating thanksgiving tomorrow
No. Just the one
literally all me
any gay bottoms in
We don't do Thanksgiving in the UK
When did you realise that you're a terrible person and that everyone who's ever hated you had a point?
thanksgiving party with some amerimutt I know
youtube.com
This lady lost 100k in online dating
Had a realisation that the sun would come up yesterday, and then it dawned on me
when i left my last hook up without saying a word
Celebrating the day they got rid of America?
oh yeah? prove it
got the tunes on
just spent an hour in the birb thread on Anon Babble, swore it said brit
put on technokino
it's just Richard D. James not using his Aphex Twin moniker
In front of the entire thread?
Nah, i'm just joking. I don't know shit
tonight's tea
tfw I have multiple paid days off for every single federal holiday
Life is good
Does her drummer beat her arse?
haha good one I did not poo myself
No, but you should see what the guitarist does
King Arthur’s Hall dates back to Neolithic era, 4,000 years older than thought
archaeologymag.com
Bloke goes up to meat counter at Tesco asks for half a pound of salami. Lad starts slicing it up. Bloke goes 'What you doing, my arse aint a slot machine'
hehe :D
Fair enough, you must be very proud
Go back far enough in time and you might find the person who asked
off ta bed, nanight lads x
Thanks
sweet dreams
*kisses your forehead*
Would anybody like to come chill? We can drink club soda and play Caution Seaman for the Dreamcast. I've go the Dreamcast mic and everything.
OTAY OTAY
I'm glad I saw Cinema Paradiso on the big screen. And same goes for Interstellar.
*tucks you in*
not foreign enough for you
Just KO'd Mike Tyson in the first round with Jake LaMotta
putting a bottle of bucky up my hole
So what I've learned today from /brit/
Only form is power is violence
Rich people are smart because they are rich
We should elect Nigel Farage as Prime Minster even though he didn't have a plan for a post brexit uk despite pushing for it the most
Having gay sex isnt real sex because its anal but a girl only having anal sex doesn't make her a virgin anymore
Having sex with a black women isnt real sex because... racism I guess?
Animals dont feel pain because they are not as intelligent as us.
Howling, you losers make me laugh so hard. Wish I was delusional as you fuckers.
which hole?
can't imagine anything more grim than doing coke alone
you'll be up all night restlessly flicking between your interface icons and when the comedown hits you'll lie in bed thinking what a joke your life is
I knew all of this already
Steam Autumn sale, fellas.
MY NAME IZ ADOLF HITLER, COMMANDER OF ZE THIRD REICH
little known fact: ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC!
feelsbad. our culture is dying. our people are being muttified. at this point america should just be nuked, we destroyed it ourselves.
it all started when the yanks let the germans and irish in.
the hole.
Oh no no no no…….
X Sisters, our response??
Fight Night Champion? Cracking game that
your entire life is spamming AI images of black men and arguing about shite nobody cares about
grow up
is manor lords decent?
i shoved White Lightning up my pussy once
reddit is better
x is chud central
x is chud central
Wait but you said you bang black girls every week? So you're not pretending to have a Spanish wife anymore?
Mental how Adam is still awake at 1am seething over all the arguments he lost in one day
Thank you for proving that Britain is a reddit country, as I have been saying for a long time.
Sir Kein Arther
open grindr
fatties everywhere
bros...
gentlemen... let us poo
Initials in the captcha
I'm not whoever you were auguring with, I'm sat here laughing at the dense opinions you incels post with what little life experience you have.
He wrote out a list as well. Wonder if he keeps a journal of all the abhorrently stupid takes he has
do bore off spaki you tedious incel retard
you guys didn't tell me you were auguring in here
here's my prediction: ww3 in two weeks
yeah man
Wednesday 28th November
Spammed about black cocks for 5 hours, then LARPed as a tranny until 11pm. Lost 5 arguments and had 3 consecutive meltdowns
you've been on /brit/ all day?
look way younger than 24
bit suspect that bit paedophilic
Yeah mate not hard to keep tabs open here and read while I work.
Adam you are on benefits and have a state-appointed carer. You haven't left your smeggy bedroom with the curry stained carpet for 3 days. You do not work.
spaintwat melty entering it's fifth hour
it's adam and EVE, not adam and diego
wish i had a state-appointed carer to give me a little handy
haha
jerk me off
if you know what i means
hahahaha
Anyone who laughs at me is Adam!
delusional mate.
You can kiss a hundred boys in bars
Shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling
How's life Spaino?
redditors are the REAL misogynists. I respect women.
absolute state of nu-Anon Babble
Fucking cooked him like his mum's chicken biryani
guffawing
I'll be Spaino if it makes you feel better lad, keep bringing in the jokes you've been giving me this past day and I might check in on this place daily.
'ate redditors
'ate gender crits
simple as
wallace and gromit
You're responding to 2016mong btw
mate you're here 16 hours a day
sir chicken runner
what is radfem
'ate redditors
'ate gender crits
simple as
calling anything "nu-X" means you're definitely a post-2016 tourist
thoughts on russell brand?
A trove of documents leaked from an influential industry group shows how some of the world’s largest petrochemical and plastics companies have been waging a campaign to push back against a “tide of anti-plastic sentiment” — especially among young people concerned about the environment.
I look like this
Radical
Feminism
Oh-ho blue moon, you're making me Macintyre
let me tell you something pal
Yet to all who did receive Him, to those who believed in His name, He gave the right to become children of God — children born not of natural descent, nor of human decision or a husband’s will, but born of God.
building my master grade zeta gundam ver.ka de lads
YouTube adventurer, 22, freezes to death in a freak snowstorm while filming himself in Swedish wilderness - after sending tragic final message to his grandmother
Watched the pursuit of happyness last night
Grandma...Ohio rizz skibidi
did they catch it?
FOY
boggis, bunce, and bean
one fat, one short, one lean
these three evil crooks
so different in looks
are nonetheless equally mean
after sending tragic final message to his grandmother
Did they catch what
happyness
samebrad
Off work umtil next tuesday
Thanksgiving tomorrow
happyness
they spelled it wrong on purpose because... well, you know
I think so thats how he makes it seem atleast but he just got a job to make money
Seems a bit materialistic to me
Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!
my grandpa was a youtube man, sometimes he get death threat but never snow storm, youtubes a hard job
Making fun of the hard working chinese immigrants
Not very nice of him was it
thankfully i wont be giving a shit
Have to go to the inlaws with the wife who is currently mad at me, dreading it
Pet owner scratched to death by his cat that clawed his legs & caused severe blood loss when he stopped it running away
i deserve to fuck every woman in the world who is a 7/10 or more
I used to know this Chinese guy who was actually very tall. He had to be at least 6'4". It's weird because most of them are short.
you can buy happiness though, comes in cans
tfw you will never fuck a girl
Ai has a hard limit and anything to the contrary is just hopium made to drum up investment. Sorry chuds, but we'll still be toiling in 50 years.
Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*
Zangu on his Santa Cosplay
HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!
ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!
and the whores for hire, where are they in this story?
where's mousey?
Ah you'll get there eventually, champ. I was a late bloomer meself.
baked potato with beans and cheese at 0127...
That must have been a very big cat
Tall Asians are relatively rare but they're still more common than tall Mexicans in my experience.
all prossies here are either too expensive or grim or both
i'm 30 and 5'8 and have a shit job, it's over for me
short asian femboys
rich chinks inject their kids with HGH from an early age
i suspect drumpf did the same thing with barron
how don't you just die from not eating any vegetables
Cheer up
Chang, you crawl in the window. Jose, you go through the air ducts. Warwick Davis, you get in the mouse-hole.
My n word you have Asian girls as far as the eye can see on that island of yours. Get in shape, buy some clothes that make you feel like a badass, and go ask one out on a date. Worst they can do is say no, you miss every shot that you don't take right?
i don't find asian women attractive
How many time do I have to teach you this lesson, old man?
so your real problem is being poor innit
Beggars cant be choosers
Mate it was over once you gave in to that shit mindset you have.
Ask girls to go on a date, go on hinge, go the gym, get fit.
I know lads who are overweight and living on benefits who have girls.
Your height, age and job are irreverent.
Had a cute 18 year old halfu korean girl from WA that i was talking to on discord earlier this year and we were starting to make plans for me to fly over there to have sex with her but she found out i had said nigger over 200 times on a discord server i invited her to and called it off fuck sake i fumbled that one hard
big if true
exactly the response i was expecting, i'm not going to undermine my integrity just to get laid
i'm not going to undermine my integrity
You're just like the women who complain they cant find a man who makes six figures, is over 6 foot and has a 8 inch cock. lmao
basically what you're trying to do is equivalent to telling me to go gay if i want to have sex
i'm not attracted to men, so i'm not going to have sex with them, same principle with asian women
Yeah mate keep crying on Anon Babble and how its all over for you.
Then don't come on here moaning your a virgin
a mealy mouthed response
Mate youre literally a 30 year old virgin you either take what you can get or you pack it in but dont be crying about it
shut up
intellectually dishonest retards
Youre a virgin pal you dont get to speak to me like that
I wonder why you cant get a girl with an attitude like that, bet you're fucking insufferable to live with.
intellectually dishonest retards
business idea: move australian incels to new zealand, where it is socially acceptable to fuck sheep
Just for that, I'm going to go fuck the mrs
Based sex haver
Sent that virgin flying
it's intellectually dishonest to tell me to lower my insane standards, i mean i'm only a 30 year old virgin with no life experience. women love that. i demand pussy. this is an intellectual debate and not about its emotions that drive human beings to connect.
Defeatist mindsets can get in the fucking sea
lovely madamoiselle
Hes also 5'8 and works at mcdonalds
ok this has gone on far enough, i'm not actually a virgin, and only 1 of those other little factoids i mentioned is actually true, see if you can guess which one (i think you'll be pleasantly surprised)
you're an idiot and probably underage so i'm giving you exactly the response you deserve
HENRY CAVILL PITS
The thing is there would be a girl out there for him if he tried looking. There would be a girl around his age that wouldn't care about that and give him a chance but he's too blinded by his defeatist attitude and nasty augmentative outlook.
ok this has gone on far enough, i'm not actually a virgin
I-I was only j-joking I'm not actually a virgin!
Nice try virge
i'm not actually a virgin
i'm not actually a virgin
this meme is spooky
Haha, I was only pretending to be a virgin you can stop now lads
ok this has gone on far enough, i'm not actually a virgin
ok you got me for real this time, i tried to backpedal because it is of utmost importance that i save face as an anonymous poster on a jamaican bobsledding forum
Jesus and I thought Adam was the most pathetic poster in here tonight
not gay just love a cock up my arse
nice try virge
greetings laddingtons
Kys
LOCATION
some aussie lad earlier told me fanny tasted like milky coins
Hello
This you?
Me and my dad just watched John Wick. It was kino.
iberians are literally just religionswapped moroccans.
Saw a video of moo deng trying to eat a poo but the zoo keeper wouldnt let him
I did not ask
listening to boyfriend amsr
why
Because he takes it up the arse
don't know if that other lad was really lying again being a virge, but he made a good point about asian women, i would rather be a virge than fuck one at this point in my life, at least until i'm 40 or so and desperate beyond hope
men are just better idk
wrong wrong wrong
farting
might be a sleep on the settee kind of night
I'm unvaxxed.
Dog's doing me head in
sent that cunt flying
ever since i got out of the army i've been unable to sleep in a proper bed, always on a couch for me, it's like how dantes from the count of monte cristo spent so long in prison that he's come to prefer sleeping on the floor even though he's a squillionaire who can afford a big luxury bed
nice try virge
me 2
yes i am a virge, but only because i'm afraid of intimacy
g'day laddos
Love a little sauce vierge me
Also love pussy so luckily I'm not a saucey virge
Why are half you aussie lads virgins. I thought it was easy to get pussy there
beggars can't be choosers mate
what made you join the army
To be fair the average Aussie Stacey is more insufferable than ours
First step to healing is adressing the problem
Its not easy to do and were proud of you
tried and true way to discern them apart mate:
aussie posters that go to the pub - shaggers
aussie posters that don't go to the pub - virgins
couldn't see myself doing anything else, i wanted to join since i was 13, now i wish i'd just stayed here and become a tradie
become a tradie
waste of time, the pay, work and hours are shit
not in australia
New
why do you regret it? time wasted?
Mental how that cunt tried to backtrack while using "Only one of those things I said was true!" shite. I remember doing that to get out of trouble when I was a child lmao
in australia tradies are on huge money and live in the same neighbourhoods as doctors and lawyers thoughbeit
What are the hourly rates?
no, i just bit off more than i could chew and now i have serious emotional scars
depends