Gigachad edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
consoom official unorganic astroturfed general thread thing and DONT ask questions
specifically either anime, frogpost or some reddit animal like a cat or some egirl whore
Tom Ford is our official clothing brand
Isn't he the crackhead Canadian mayor
Is that the fat mayor that smoked crack in office?
That's a very good looking cat.
No its a New York luxury clothing brand.
NO MORE BROTHER CONSOLE WARS
CONSOOM SLOP IN HARMONY
NO MORE CRITICISM OF ANYTHING EVER AGAIN
michael bublé is our official celebrity mascot
It should be Norm Macdonald
Nigga's lookin swole
I’m still not asleep because I don’t want to face tomorrow.
I’m going to tell the bossman I’ll quit.
But I don’t want to leave my colleagues.
But the new job has a ridiculously higher pay and it’s basically the exact same job.
So pretty much a nobrainer. Also already spent a day there and they seem chill so all good.
Still weird leaving them after more than a decade of knowing them and spending so much time together (wageslave).
Anyway I have three months notice so I can still enjoy their company until end of March.
Which part of Germany do you work in, Deutschbro?
you better not reply to the british pedophile
Frankfurt (hell on earth)
jinx you owe me a coke
My scheme to reunite North and South Dakota are proceeding nicely...
oh and today I picked up the developed film I put in this mystery camera my dad found somewhere in the trash and the pictures turned out amazing.
Thank you hoarder father.
What is your scheme? Why is there 2 Dakotas to begin with?
going to ignore this german faggot from now on death to all non cum flags
I don’t owe you nun…
I can't tell you my plans before December 1st
Why is there 2 Dakotas
It was some utter bullshit. Districting faux pas
Based, let's start by sending her to Liberia.
based
niggas pink is he supposed to be a ftm tranny or something?
She was born here shes not illegal retard
Girlfriend showed me a girlboss/malewife meme and said this is us. Should I be concerned?
He’s white porky pink cancer skin
(Melanated kings don’t know the struggle)
All the "african americans" can go back to africa. Liberia is the American traditional place to send her.
going to ignore posts from sex-havers from now on death to all sex-havers
Trappist monastery in Massachusetts stops brewing beer
never got to try it
Trappist monastery in Leicestershire starts brewing beer
got to try it today
The world is in balance
Should I be concerned?
Betacuck, enjoy your bull. Are you why the chair is beside the bed in a hotel room?
LOL I suspect you're that Mexican in Canada
Strange response
no? just shitposting. why is everything a plot for burgers?
Should I get therapy for a problem I’m aware that I have, but I’m reading books and taking steps to improve, or would it just be a waste of time in my case? I have issues with communication in the sense that I go from 0 to 100 when arguing with people. In other words, I either don’t speak up or I say unhinged things that hurt others’ feelings.
No it's not. You're the girlyboy. She doesn't take you seriously.
therapists will break your mind and put you on meds
I'm sure you are now
The solution is to stop posting on Anon Babble, touch grass, and get used to talking to people. There, I saved you thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours.
It's OK to be the girlyboy sometimes
there is no harm in trying but this is a bad place to ask everyone here is vehemently against therapy and medication, even though it saved my life
Yes? I openly admitted to it, unprovoked. You didn't accuse me of it.
Nigga I already do that
Europeans jerk off over their history because the land they live on has had five hundred different kingdoms and short lived cuckstates in succession over its existence.
Meanwhile the laughed at new world no history United States have been one and the same for centuries.
The European mind can’t comprehend this. Success breeds jealousy.
I said stop posting on Anon Babble is step 1. Step 4 wasn't to return to Anon Babble to post more.
But why are they against it? And what were you going through anon?
Why are you so mad about this? I thought it was cute.
Who said I was mad? I told the truth and you're projecting onto my words.
i don't want to get into it really but i was unstable and it was ruining my life, and now i'm more stable and able to live more normally and have normal relationships with people
they just don't like it because they think it's womanly or a scam or something
back from the toilet
Official Anon Babble meetup at the hair transplant center in
Antakya
We'll rent out an entire hotel
germshit is begging for attention now you should have listened to me i reply to almost ever post you make
Why is there 2 Dakotas to begin with?
Compromise because Republicans wanted 2 more Senators as a deal to introduce Idaho, Utah, and New Mexico into the Union
Haitians be like yay we kicked out the French centuries ago I really love eating dirt cookies and endless violence
Getting ready to leave work. See youse guys tomorrow, or some of you on friday
Just trying to squeeze out a turd before bed but I’m a bit constipated (didn’t drink all that much the past few days)
So I’m posting out of pure boredom as there’s nothing new on instagram or YouTube
germshit admit your mistake of replying to rat pedo and i will forgive you
They do be like that tho
I don’t feel like it was a mistake
I don’t discriminate
Merely answered his question and he hasn’t replied back so I guess no harm done
I see anon
I think the reason I’m this way had to do with years of built up resentment towards my family, specifically in regards to not being heard, or having my opinions and concerns shat on by them. I know this is a bad habit and I’m working on it
you are staying on my embargo list germshit big mistake you are a pedo supporter
Can you 100% prove that he was even the poster you accuse him of being
Ya anyway done pooping good night my friends
How's it going bros? I left as soon as Trump won.
night bud
drawing up the 5 year plan for my own personal life. yeah when i'm a slapheaded norwood six 29 year old boomer things will have finally come together for me then i can really start living LOOK OUT WORLD
Anons,
How do I get a giygas gf??
I'm gonna buy a Cartier wallet for my mom for Christmas.
rich nibba
Doggo hates guests
Found a second hand deal from Japan with a certificate and everything.
Why do you assume that somebody is a paedo just because they have a British flag
You are wrong
living in a wealthy city in one of the wealthiest countries on earth
Could be a lot worse to be honest
maids get here
suddenly I have a serious urge to defecate
Damn
drinking a coke
based or cringe?
willingly consuming HFCS
Cringe
For me it's water
My digestive track is making a lot of noise, discomfort is arising.
Diarrhea is in my future
I don't know what to get for my auntie. She has money so she doesn't need anything.
tract*
a hard cocking
kys kid
i was going to but now that you've told me to i'm electing not to in order to spite you
flowers? a bouquet would be great
Uncle going on about Saigu
That's kind of a bitchass present. How am I gonna give my mom a Cartier wallet, and then flowers to my auntie?
Damn now I'm gonna kys myself instead after you handed me this L.
passed gas
Ugh I want vampire slippers for Christmas...
BPD and ecstacy
Conceited with low self esteem
She's a teenage dream if you hate yourself
dutch people are annoying and have stupid big heads
same. had beans for lunch and now my tummy is going nuts
Do a backflip
maybe a cute holiday sweater?
No way I can get her size down plus she has 105 sweaters probably. I'm thinking slippers, because I want vampire slippers, although I'll never get them.
The grinch tried to steal Christmas from whoville but in the end he couldn't do it because Christmas was actually in their hearts
I just realized I've never seen this movie.
if you have a continental euro or scandinavian surname you MUST americanize it under the trump regime or you WILL be deported
i hate that fucking whore who made me break my 6 month no fap streak. fuck her to hell and fuck america
it's going to be a hurdle for me
Pitching A Hua He Inoa at the pharmaceutical think tank brunch
Sir this is Wendy's
who
Movie
I hate foreigners so much
Should I get a tortilla soup from El Pollo loco?
Isn't that nigga Grinch from Nightmare before Christmas or some shit?
exploding your head with my mind right now
How about Cindy Loo Poo
It's over for me.
is everything okay up there?
Did you see the game last night?
Man those guys are so big and strong.
I love just watching those big fucking diesel studs. I love talking about it at work. Gotta keep up on the latest sports and the fantasy betting odds. All fucking day at work just talk about sports.
I hope all the /cum/mers celebrating thanksgiving eve with their families are having a wonderful night.
And to those cooking the meal for the ungrateful masses, try to keep a level head.
Thanksgiving was last month dingus
tariffs don't work chud
Past 3 AM and I'm still not in bed. Again. Unacceptable.
there is this darwin guy who claims men stem from monkeys. what do you guys think about it? i always thought we were just the offspring of adam and eve who were created by god
don't worry for i am also a night bird bulgarian person. we can both have fun in the /cum/gen now and sleep later. you aren't alone in this my brother!
There's a fly in the corner of my room wrestling with a spider trying to eat it
Evolution is so obviously real, you have to be willfully ignorant to deny it.
50 cent doesn't drink alcohol and neither should you
I hope all the younger Americans get their older relatives to invest in BTC during Thanksgiving dinner.
We are a doge household
No, there are too many gaps in the evolutionary model, and not enough evidence that the specimens we have arent just deformed homo sapiens or separate animals altogether
I live in very conservative household that only invests in BTC and Ethereum.
Okay, so what's your theory on the origin of life and humans?
My life is kind of kino
I believe that commonalities in the genetic code are best explained by miraculous intervention, and by best explained, I mean that it does not beg several more questions by its assertion
You can say this is projection of religious ideal, but the evolution theory is a projection of materialist ideals. And the idea that I am performing God of the gaps is no different than people saying "scientists don't know yet but they will" ie science of the gaps
mine is shit
Imagine taking 9 months to grow a child in your body, then going through all of the pains of childbirth, only to name your baby "Gary"
Do regular Americans work on next Friday?
The fact that India is now saying they have been to the moon makes me think the nasa moon landings were faked even more. People who shit on the street, eat with their hands, and roll around in cow dung have supposedly made it to the moon yet the US says we don't have the technology to go back anymore
Also btw evolution is unrelated to life's origin
Okay well there is evidence for evolution, but no evidence of a divine power. So I believe in evolution.
What's wrong with the name?
It is absolutely related, since it asserts that life originated from a single common ancestor.
Do you work at the new Linglong factory?
no evidence of a divine power.
It is self evident, without divine power then there is no objective reasoning period
It doesn't explain or try to explain the origin for that ancestor
i want a beer but my parents would get upset if they saw me drinking. can't wait for thanksgiving to be over
I'm not going to argue with you, our views on the universe and reality are incompatible.
Are you underaged or a dry alcoholic? Why would your parents care?
You have nothing to say
haven't worked a day in my life
i'm a law student
everyone in the /cum/gen knows this
Well hopefully you don't believe
Evolution is so obviously real, you have to be willfully ignorant to deny it.
Anymore at least
Well yeah, anything I do say you can waive away as being of divine origin. It's an unfalsifiable argument, and therefor a waste of time for me to try and beat.
You should get druk anyway
No I do believe that, we have genetic and fossil evidence indicating that it is real.
Why is he so handsome
I'm not a regular in /cum/ so I didn't know this.
You could become the next Slobodan Milosevic. He was a talented lawyer who defended himself at the court in Den Haag.
i'm neither. i just like a beer and my parents hate alcohol
The evidence for evolution (not to be confused with adaptation) is bad, and works backwards from a materialist presupposition
We do not have evidence, we have interpretations of evidence
Atticus Finch
Adaptation, by definition, requires evolution. It's actually very hard to prove if a feature is an adaptation. How can you show with concrete evidence that this trait evolved to enhance the survival of a species?
You would need generations of experimentation.
For this reason, biologists like to avoid using the word "adaptation"
We do not have evidence, we have ... evidence
Nice rebuttal
i'm way too lazy to make it so high
my only goal atm is just graduating
have to learn 900 pages till the end of january
Right, I brought it up so you would not present to me bad "evidence" like Darwin's finches
Things like commonality in the gene code can be answered by us having a common Creator, the idea that we have a common worldly, finite ancestor raises more questions than is answers, meaning that it is too dependent upon assumptions. Whereas a common Creator is self evident
Do you guys think the new president can end the war in Ukraine? My country is in a recession and can't really afford to send more gibs to the hohols.
Descartes (I think) used this same circular reasoning to claim that God is real.
God is real because by definition he is real, since he is omnipotent
This unfalsifiable, which is why it can't be taken seriously in science.
Don't put words in my mouth
I said God is self evident because otherwise we have no appeal that transcendental objective truth exists and this conversation (and any other truth claims) would be rendered meaningless. All worldviews are equally viable without God
im out of money
might take a walkie to the gas station and buy a vape
it's been a while
otherwise we have no appeal that transcendental objective truth exists and this conversation (and any other truth claims) would be rendered meaningless.
I don't believe that.
I think you've posted this argument in this general before.
This is besides the point though, my point is that we can't scientifically attribute God to evolution (or to anything) because science is built on empirical data and falsifiable statements. God is irrelevant when discussing biology.
Weekend plan: get trashed
Secondary plan: try to not get banned on /cum/ (impossible)
This is besides the point though
It's not.
Because
science is built on empirical data and falsifiable statements.
If these are not appeals to ultimate truth then they are meaningless. There is no point to evidence if there is no transcendental ultimate truth.
You've been brainwashed by the materialist cult of scientific elitism. Probably a university student
Should it be legal to force women to post pictures of their feet online so men can use it as motivation to lift?
lead by example. post your sisters feet
there is no point to evidence if there is no transcendental ultimate truth
Who says that truth has to be divine? The universe is the ultimate truth. We can't perceive its true nature with the senses we have.
Does that mean we should give up all attempts at understanding it?
No.
Who says that truth has to be divine?
Well it needs to be transcendental and exist outside of us. The first human did not invent the idea of objective truth right?
I certainly don't believe we should give up understanding it, I don't know where that came from.
We can't perceive its true nature with the senses we have.
Sounds like you're the one giving up
Should I get a tortilla soup from El Pollo loco?
i hate that fucking whore who made me break my 6 month no fap streak. fuck her to hell and fuck america
Sir this is Wendy's
you better not reply to the british pedophile
no sister
Well it needs to be transcendental and exist outside of us
This can happen without a divine power.
I certainly don't believe we should give up understanding it
Your philosophical ideals hint at that, since you want to tie every scientific observation back to a divine creator which doesn't exist.
This can happen without a divine power.
What do you mean by that?
Your philosophical ideals hint at that, since you want to tie every scientific observation back to a divine creator which doesn't exist.
Your inference is incorrect
sure
lol
What's wrong with British people?
What do you mean by that?
It's pretty clear to me what he means by that. I think you're being disingenuous.
I'm not disingenuous but I don't mind being stupid. I can't stop being dumb unless I have a teacher
I really don't know what he means
You're insisting that transcendent and divine mean the same thing, when he means transcendent in the sense of being beyond our full understanding, as we have limited senses.
So what do you think is the origin of objective truth?
It's beyond our understanding
Poo has no choice but to leave the bum hole
There are 2 other options:
Vomiting it back out
Letting it collect until it ruptures your colon
Totally and perfectly, yes, but we can observe enough about truth to make inferences
For example, that truth exists outside of us, and that only a mind can discern truth. Right? We can make presumptions based on the limited understanding that we have, just like you do with evolution
Every day is Halloween
Yea because your face looks like a Halloween mask
Why would it have an origin?
When I eat a McChicken I do it in a classy manner that sets me apart from the common prole
I have transcended class
Well I would rather say source than origin
But all appeals to truth must have a source. You dont believe everything is equally viable do you? Why would objective truth as it's own "thing" be different?
i just love the hustle and bustle of khartoum
The future is brown
thank god i wont be alive to see this shithole world
What's your job?
ive felt that way sometimes even with awful shitjobs where I don't want to leave cause I grew attached to the people there,but you gotta do what you gotta do
average human (2100)
Looks like Saskatoon
Ahahaha someone from this general warned ayala that I am after him so now he is namefagging under a different name
Hoods were meant to keep you warm. Nobles wore them too. Idgi
who is ayala
How do you all deal with everyday life in this country ?
I thought climate change was going to murder everyone near the equator?
Checkmate, atheists. And their name? Albert Einstein.
nah bro im totally a neo peasant doomer sigma male
Ayala?
Went to go nostalgia fap and found out that asstr has been down for a while...
it's over bros
this is the real canadian flag and no one can convince me otherwise
only pic i got from last year's /cum/' meetup
Are these bears?
WOLF SKIN BOOTS
AND CLOVE CIGARETTES
those are humans you dumb fuck
or i mean i guess maybe theyre bears in really elaborate human costume sorry that was rude
Maybe they're bears that have been elaborately shaved and taxidermied to look human
for really real though thats the old westside barbell crew
The ability to see past marketing and not buy retarded expensive shit is a fucking super power
Every day I drive past people in New range rovers and audis, people wear Gucci belts and ride the bus here. Tons of people are up to their eyeballs in debt just trying to look cool. Are a few rich? Yes. But there's no fucking chance every new Audi on the road here is driven by a person making a rational luxury purchase. I drive a 15 year old economy car that I change the oil on.
It's literally so easy to not buy retarded expensive stuff.
I just throw my money 30/30/30 rent+food/savings/Bitcoin and I'm looking at retirement by the time I'm 45.
Just wait until they figure out how to manipulate autistics into buying shit. You're actually not immune to advertising, you just need specialized advertising.
burger king adverts worked on me
the chair I’m sitting in is uncomfortable
why do people make decisions with their money that could turn out okay and could also obviously ruin them
I'm just gonna retire off bitcoin
Shit yourself, that way the chair won't be a problem.
All a man needs
Nature's best antidepressant
i love....office laddy......
I'm aware of funko pops and magic cards yes
I think I'm a level above that
Your mom's pussy is nature's best antidepressant.
That's a man.
How do you attract women without an expensive car or clothing?
They just need to make the ad with 8D audio, and you'll buy everything.
I miss my uncle
hey
stop being sad
How do you attract women without an expensive car or clothing?
He has autism, he's not attracting women, even with expensive shit.
you arent immune to legos and video games
You know what's wild? Even without NYC New York would still be one of the biggest states, with a population of roughly 6.1 million people it's still roughly the size of Massivetwoshits.
I just report every other ad I see on YouTube and then click as the reason "irrelevant/spam" works like a charm
I drive a 15 year old economy car that I change the oil on.
I just bought a 24 year old car about the same age as me...
It just makes sense even if it breaks a 3-6 months from now, it was so cheap I will have gotten my moneys worth
I wish I was a bird, man
an attractive face and charismatic personality, mostly
kek this i wanna buy lego horizons and ive never even played either of the games
I think about getting tested for autism. I need an excuse for still being an incel in my late 20s.
this is my philosophy in life youtu.be
How do you attract women without an expensive car or clothing?
Certain men can pull of the lower class thug vibe that gets women, probably not op, but just saying it's not impossible
I wish I was a cute anime girl but instead I'm doomed to be 6'5 and have very broad shoulders
you shuold try to be a greek god instead
Just deadlift and bench bro
You still could become a very ugly trans girl.
In Transylvania they call them "hons"
Saw a balding very tall troon with 5 o'clock shadow a few weeks ago. Your kind always seems to troon out
Why would I ever do that? I want to be an ANIME girl not a TRANS girl there's a big difference
Protect the anime girls anon
im back
ok
Ohh good it's that asshole again...
Currently in the Dollar Tree parking lot.
Someone tryna link up?
thinking about the noises squidward makes when he walks
I just report every other ad I see on YouTube and then click as the reason "irrelevant/spam" works like a charm
I'm not autistic but that's what I do with tiktok ads, just so they show me less.
Thank the hard working foley artists!
Being a faggot? We know.
I’m not part of your elite I’m just alright
simp
i'm infatuated with eastern euro women
eating this rn
he doesn't know that the rapper for that song is a faggot
How about you watch the shows that you reference.
I would kill myself if I was a woman
you could get one easily with your BAP (big american passport)
thinking of semen
I'm not a woman but I'm still planning to kill myself
could you give me some instructions?
eat a dick nigga
women rarely commit suicide because their lives are so much easier than men
Kill me first
bought cookie dough ben and jerrys yesterday and only found 5 pieces of cookie dough in it
I'm not the faggot here, anon.
Try interpals, talk with them for a while. In your case I would go for the poorest East Euro countries (Ukraine, Russia, Belarus or something like Moldova)
they're not fulfilling though
business idea: my semen in messssican bum bum
if you a woman you probably wouldn't think that unless you use social media too much and think your life isn't fulfilling because you arent in Dubai buying luxury clothes
I'm the homeless guy in the tattered jeans that smells like urine
Well that's the thing. If I was born retarded I couldn't conceive of anything else either. Doesn't mean I would want to be retarded though
That's because feminism has convinced them to not get married, have children, and raise a family, but instead to put off having a family, work for someone who doesn't love her, and ride the cock carousal.
Black worship? Yes it checks out
So somewhere out there a better version of you is very happy he isn't an autist using Anon Babble. It's all relative o algo
no it's because they're retarded and get rescued from ODing instead of blowing their brains out like a man. I also think women are more prone to just being depressed and doing nothing about a shitty situation
because you arent in Dubai getting used as a toilet
ftfy
hate having black neighbors
*upvotes*
Americans cant shout nigger incase a black overhears them and decides there and then to kill you on the spot
They are in denial about that part or think it's worth it unironically
I've been noticing kids saying more racist things as jokes now than when I was a kid
why are you spying on kids
why are you hanging around kids
hes a teacher
Uhhhh.... Hello, FBI? We have a man in a van with Free Wifi written on the side, right beside the playground.
young zoomers & gen A are more racist than Anon Babble is nowadays. Just look at niggagram. Anon Babble has fallen...
my relationships with women are a delicate balancing act between maintaining my dignity and my legitimate desire to make someone I care about happy
If you live around blacks you become one.
You're probably already noggified and you don't even realize it. You probably be saying be instead of are and y'all like th darker folk do
my body feels strange my fingers ache my joints hurt and it feels like someone is sitting on my chest
Oldfags went senile or left.
that isnt unique to you that is just how relationships are
White flight is not only based but necessary.
its cringe and cowardly and why our countries became minority white
NEW
my relationships with women are non-existent
You don't leave the country or state, retard. You move somewhere where there's less minorities.
I've been thinking about just so I can wear dork clothes
ermm actshually it's black and it's a crown victoria. That other guy is just a stealth camper