White Sheet Hill edition
/brit/
Sucking a peng IPA
there we were, now here we are
Power comes from VIOLENCE
I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
Kit's Coty House sub-edition
good lad
only gone and wasted another day playing vampire survivors
I can smell the soy on your breath through the screen. Violence is the source of all power. End of story. Everything else is just window dressing for gay philosophy grads to wank themselves off over in between their shifts at McDonalds.
Delete this
why
I'm a homie hopper til I die
Really hoping BTC hours 100k by Xmas (specifically boxing day) so I can finally throw it in the face of my uncle who made a big deal of me wasting 5k 10 years ago
Kept schtum every time he brings it up and I told myself I'd wait until (if) it ever hit 100k to bring it back up
Building in the back looks like the london pickle that spaki posts
any 28 year old man in
spaintwat melty ongoing
all the buildings at different angles
oh, it's kino
I am also laughing at the soy-breathed retard, he is amusing
you now remember parsiq
Should have threaten to bash his head in unless he bought BTC.
i said a hip
hop
a hippy
a hippy to the hip hip hop
ya can't stop a-rockin
to the bang bang boogie
said up jump the boogie
to the boogie
to the rhythm
the beat
... yh
might kms when I finish watching the sopranos
that or I might watch LOST again
on the fourth stella
I'm 38
holocure better
Getting more cartoonishly stupid from spaki now
I am also laughing at the soy-breathed retard, he is amusing
Is katy in?
youre all a bit gay really aren't you
watch mad men as well before you do it
interesting
what’s your current/ past relationship status?
got any kids?
i do it every now and then, but wanking over hentai is a very weird thing to do if you think about it
I'm 25. Need to fucking sort it out now.
What's Canary Wharf like to work in? been offered a job at one of the offices there and I'm very very 50/50 about it since I'd rather not piss all my money away on rent and/or commuting
n/a
no
wanked to hentai so much that real women don't give me a big willy anymore
I see a lot of myself in Don Draper
he is rather ugly desu
I'd rather wait until he turns up in his 15 year old banger with his Stacey dole bludger wife and bratty kids and casually being it up
Don't know who this is but I have much bluer eyes
any man in that get a weird feeling that they're very aware of their own awareness and get kind of freaked out by it
like it's mental that the physical sensations are something experienced and why is there any reason it won't suddenly shut off
no mate
can feel a latino twink wank coming on bigly
ktim but still in a worse position 3 years later
you really think there's anyone in /brit/ working in canary wharf
sneed
28 or 38?
Any routine night-pissers in, any weak-bladder men in, any "I have to get up to go to the toilet during the night and it interrupts my sleep" man in
Been abstaining from drinking a lot today. Wondering if that will help or if bladderberg will still make me his bitch
Not good
I know at least one fella does
Day of the Jackal worth a watch?
...yh
why is there any reason it won't suddenly shut off
People get heart attacks, strokes, etc.
Rarer in young people of course but not impossible
I pee sometimes 3 times in an hour.
a migrant could be housed in there
it was christmas eve, babe...
Kino year and age to die tbqh. Wraps everything up quite nicely
About to enter the 6th night in my newly purchased first home.
Not much to report, the neighbour doesn't seem to be watching I'm a Celeb tonight or maybe they've got their TV volume down lower than normal.
Feeling a bit more settled now that I'm getting furniture in and got the Christmas tree up.
Still waiting for my Chimney Sheep to arrive. Hopefully that will reduce some of the outside traffic noise coming through the chimney. I hope it blocks the neighbours TV too because the sound travels up through to my bedroom.
Still considering investing in acoustic curtains but scared to pull the trigger at about £150 a pop
Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*
Zangu on his Santa Cosplay
HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!
phil's brother in the sopranos was just a fucking kid
wank the migrants Rorke, go on, WANK THE MIGRANTS!!!!!
will be mental when the migrants replace all of us and just start destroying monuments and putting us in mass graves
the last film we watched together was UP
this was after we’d ‘broke up’
we cuddled and shagged on the sofa
she came up to me in the kitchen after and hugged me from behind
thought we’d be alright from there
alri prostrate cancer lad
Shame about the location.
Physically attractive individuals earn substantially more
Any violence enjoyers in?
new home lad and dumped lad making late runs for worst gimmick of the year
leave it on wordpress next time
Turns 19 at the start of ww2
And I thought Corona fucked up my social life
might go holidaying in donbas this year
fella in toil genuinely looks like one of the elves from elf
lads christmas holiday in luhansk?
Sinking another peng IPA
Which one
First time buyers remorse/regret is a very real thing and if I can help another FTB not feel so lonely then it's worth it
you a woman?
might have a UTI
oh that's it. you've bought your coffin. you've realised that you're gonna die there, alone.
makes a lot more sense.
chest and nuts roasting on an open fire
the last film we watched together was UP
this was after we’d ‘broke up’
Damn dude. Just because you didn't like the money doesn't mean you had to break it.
breakups aren't great but honestly blogposting about it on /brit/ is not the right thing to do
I look cool when I smoke cigarettes
I'm a 30 year old virgin
Give me a british redhead gf
average inhabitants of brick lane
Gillian Anderson's iron grip on my knob.
never ever too late lad
people often don’t don’t their one until their late 30s, 40s and beyond mate
Going to shag the first girl who shows interest. It's been WAY to long.
Thanks for asking. It's a 1890s terrace and I bought it for 160k with a 15k deposit. Fully renovated so not much work to do at all. Has a small garden and my own private parking spot at the back.
Need a woman like this to put her chebs in my face immediately
32 years and counting for me lad, what about yourself, a week? Two weeks?
You can lower your standards in a dry spell
but never never forget your potential
said this 10 years ago and still waiting for some interest
you're not missing out on that much really
Italian pensioners make more than the working population
looool
How do you filter images which are exactly 1024 by 1024 pixels in size
Got the Crosby Stills and Nash on
where do I blogpost instead
lol see spainpaedo had another melty while I was off watching Dune with the gf
Age of first shag starts with a 1: normal
Starts with a 2: acceptable
Starts with a 3: maybe just awkward or waiting for the right one probably a christoid
Starts with a 4: literal subject of comedy
Are you taking part in any of Satan's Spiritual Structures?
corsby i'd like to stills her nash
idk I just talk to myself in the mirror and pretend I'm doing a tim byrne video
helps me work through my thoughts
it's easy in Anon Babble x but here's the ublock version for only /brit/
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take on me
take me on
what's the upside-down latin cross, I've seen it in CK3
British pensioners only make 14% less than the British worker just to sit on their arse in a house they own that's doubling in value every 5 years
my heart weeps for them
3 days (but in reality, 13 years)
your potential
I'm afraid that ship has sailed lad.
If you're a virgin and you do the same things everyday what do you expect to happen?
You need radical change
Good man thank you
i'll be gone
Love piracy, hate triple A devs
*takes you on*
I can't comment on whether 2024 was a success
Doesn't say anything about mainlining heroin
its the petrine cross, has nothing to do with satanism
A clue gained?
STOP THOSE POT PARTIES YOUNG FELLOW!!!!
cheers lad
Among Christians it's St Peter's Cross. But satanists use it for edgy purposes
JUVE MERDA
might watch a film
I'm hoping on my once a fortnight trip out of my incelflat I'm approached by a cute girl who is attracted to skinnyfat introverts who puts in all the work in building a relationship between us
toad-licking
It's ironically used by both Christians and Satanists.
Satanists used it as a inversion of the regular cross, to represent the inversion of Christianity and Christian values.
Sometimes it's found in Catholic and Orthodox churches too, to symbolise St Peter who was killed by the Romans by being crucified upside-down.
ah... hello all
wtf... last time i saw the (now ex) gf... she was wearing an upside down cross and showed it to me... while being flirty... what does it mean bros.
gonna be getting on the hinge after a week bulk then cut - spring 2025
that'll be the acquisition of the clue
No problem with satanism or ghosts or whatever if the spirits are sexy women I can shag
Fuck Russians, the West should send more missiles to kill those orc invaders.
Hey, he's not wearing a mask! Police, arrest him!
No jab, no job. It's the law. Get fucked normies
Bet those gammons won't be saying racist shit on the internet now they're in prison LOL.
Justice for George Floyd! Burn the city down! Are you listening now?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN POWER COMES FROM VIOLENCE?? NO IT DOESN'T! I'VE NEVER HAD SEX AND THIS MAKES ME ANGRY!!!
MY EARS CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAY TO ME
honestly if you're an autistic retard and still a virgin past 25 then it's unironically over
i think i'd rather just stay a virgin than have to make an effort. who cares anyway
Pretty much the entire right side.
Sent that cunt to the Oort Cloud
Curry be flyin'
He'll probably see your mum on the way past
literally WHO can stop us lads
Got the metal on.
youtube.com
book a hearing test
who said this?
lazy faggot
good lad. make sure you stick to the deadline
lazy faggot
I’m glad I had a relationship and frequent sex from the age of 21 to 25.
If I never have those things again a small part of me will still be grateful
our resident incel
Common spaki loss
Did you know the gays call straight people "straggots" as a slur
get really horny thinking about sucking cock if i were a hot girl but not with my own lips. so i think that makes me straight
Been listening to Father Spyridon Bailey lately
make me feel worse
went to a friends house earlier and it was absolutely filthy. he is in his 30s and lives with his mother and 2 cats. i actually felt bad for them it was so grotty but they choose to live that way. made me feel a bit better about my own circumstances.
he won't like this
wonder if /brit/ is a true representation of how many 30+ year old virgins there actually are
Just when i thought british leftards couldn't get worse, you get keir starmer
I wish you all good luck
omooo
caberge
Sir Ice Lander
Holy fuck how I wish he was left wing
Britain needs communism now more than ever
bit mental that you need someone elses life to feel better about yourself, you'll never be happy if you think like that.
would strangle that freaky shit and toss it out the window
All units we've got a 10-27 at the corner of Poo Street and Mousey Boulevard
reword that to make sense
No need for formalities
But REAL communism this time, am i right?
iktf went to visit a mate over the summer who was living back in his mums and the house was a tip
made me feel depressed
might get on the vodka
I actually believe everything happens for a reason
You don't have as much free will as much as you think
Karma and luck exist
it makes perfect sense mate
*throws a boomerang made of poo into the /brit/ thread*
Top of the Premier League
Top of the Champions League
It’s an AWFUL week to be an ABL lads :)
Rorke singing along to this in his bedroom
youtube.com
off bed
the s curved batons are handing out swift bashings to katy's tender cervix
*watches it curve around me and smack you in tbe face on it's return*
Weird, that
The singer of Limp Bizkit is vegan
Feels odd
Pretty simple way to gain gratitude, you’re wrong
its*
if I HAD to put a number on it I’d say there’s a 1/3 chance of her ever attempting to make contact with me again
keep thinking about the absurdly fat arsed blonde bird in toil
she was wearing tight leather trousers a while ago i nearly spaffed on the spot
Violence is the source of all power. End of story.
was born in 2002 so too young to be an ABL, personally a massive ABU - fucking hate united
Aliens will make contact with you before she does
how does his mates bad living situation make him feel appreciation for his kindness?
seems a bit fucked up desu mate
Who rattled spaki's runtcage?
used to have these same fantasies when i was a bicurious autogynephile teenager
LOL
>Top of the Champions League
still dont understand how this new format works
Had many girls ask me out in school but I was an isolated freak due to not having any friends and rejected them all. I do have a few friends now and a good relationship with my family so things turned out well, considering.
screaming
zesty
do you think they realise? he seemed a bit embarrassed about the mess but the embarrassment was completely understated to the problem. it wasn't just messy it was squalid. really horrible. i didnt want to touch any surface and washed my hands when i got home.
The "State" is simply the name for the organisation that has a monopoly on socially legitimised use of non-consensual violence in a given society
The singer of Limp Brizket is voracious meat eater
Makes sense to me
am i stupid or is that an ai generated cat
don't fancy a wank. i fancy a kiss. a kiss and a cuddle. and loving eye-contact. with a woman i love and whom loves me back. will probably have a wank anyway.
appreciation for his kindness
Wut
Think you misunderstood. Seeing others in worse situations can give you gratitude for what you have
you will never have this
no it doesn't
he just got menthol elf mate
why
Brisket
I see he stopped making AI pics of the girls in school uniform since he shat himself when someone threatened to contact the police over it lmao
those things aren't meant for people like you
epic
kek
There is no misunderstanding from me mate, I know what the word gratitude means. You dont. I don't look at peoples others misfortunes and think "Yeah, I'm better" and feel better about myself. Borderline psychopathic behavior imo.
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janny finally woke up
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based janny
now, do the needful and send MI5 to check that incel freaks hard drives pronto
how's it going lads
rorke referring to his fleshlight as 'the missus'
It's gone mate
Lol.
"made me feel a bit better about my own circumstances."
=/=
"Yeah, I'm better"
awwwww no good
Yeah that's right, get fucking dunked on lad.
was on the tube basically all day and there are posters for that "I want to die let me kill myself" Labour shit everywhere at every station. The money they must have spent on this ad campaign.
Leftypol refering to his vibrator as 'the missus'
Yeah, I'm better
I saw a homeless paraplegic today
I'm not gonna let him get in way of me feeling sorry for myself, though
Saw a man get stabbed and acid thrown on his face while his dog got skinned alive today.
Made me feel a bit better about my circumstances.
Sent that incel freak fuhlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying!
more like pengbridge
don't look at peoples others misfortunes and think "Yeah, I'm better" and feel better about myself.
you definitely do
Londoners love to talk about how great they are because they live in London but they all wank over killing themselves only they are too chickenshit to suicide and demand the government kills them.
If you're in extreme agony, bed bound, terminally ill...
You wouldn't force a dog to live on in immense suffering, undying cruelty, death rattling for days
But if it's a human? You must suffer to the maximum degree... because le other people have religions.
Insane it's even up for debate. Should've been legalised years ago.
I'll set a 15 minute timer, see how long it takes for him to come back
we get it, you can stop replying to your own post now
loool it's fucking spaki again, do you think he has any non retarded takes on anything?
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You know that cunt is FURIOUS
looking forward to ghost of yotei
He is probably the happiest man in Reykjavík.
Saw my sister get mauled by a XL Bully today while her bf tried to rag it off.
Made me feel a bit better about my circumstances.
Yeah that was well good weren't it
Just pissed in a tranny's mouth and made her swallow
alri
how can i get the gf to love me again
don't see any deleted posts
got it filtered anyway
cunt's just posting into the void
Saw my mates disgustingly hideous room today. It was filthy, had cockroaches roaming all around the place, mold growing all over while his cancer stricken mother was dying downstairs.
Made me feel a bit better about my circumstances.
Rorke: breastmilk expert
I smoked away my brain, I think I'm going dumb
Cocaine up on my gums, I think they're going numb
I'm having stomach pains, now I'm throwing up
'Cause I'm a microphone fiend, give me the bass
Give me the beat, now let me lean, tap the vein, let it stream
rare earth djinnerals haunting my huawei phone
Saw my mate in the burn victim ward today.
Glad I put the cunt there.
syrian rebels about to storm Aleppo, lads
interesting times
Makes me feel better about my circumstances ngl
how's it going lad
No such thing as Islamophobia. Made up word by Islamofascists to silence critics.
What do black people do for Christmas?
KFC and gravy? Twerk against the Christmas tree?
What about Jews and Muslims?
Do they just pretend it's not happening, put their fingers in their ears and seethe?
Pan heating up for grilled cheese
in a house they own
Not all pensioners are tarqs like your grandparents.
I thought you died 13 years ago.
bloody hell that's all been going on for a while now hasn't it
and what is aleppo
What cheese you using?
It's still a very valid and realistic thing to say
And that state is ruled by capitalists.
playing runescape league. pretty fun.
:(
Paki shop by me is always open on Christmas day so they just go about as normal. Don't know what the Jews get up to
big cat innit
about 10 years ago it was the site of the world's biggest humanitarian crisis of that moment
get it cooked
What's left wing about Starmer?
NEW
Buying the ruble dip
Extra mature cheddar
if your grandparents don't own property then they're clearly too stupid to deserve to
when the writers are on strike so the network shows reruns
Most blacks are Christian and celebrate Christmas.
Muslims believe Jesus was a prophet and celebrate Christmas.
Jews are like Atheists and treat it like a regular bank holiday.
Pagans seethe all day and insist the equinox is more important.