/brit/

Sucking a peng IPA

there we were, now here we are

I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE

good lad

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only gone and wasted another day playing vampire survivors

I can smell the soy on your breath through the screen. Violence is the source of all power. End of story. Everything else is just window dressing for gay philosophy grads to wank themselves off over in between their shifts at McDonalds.

Delete this

why

I'm a homie hopper til I die

Really hoping BTC hours 100k by Xmas (specifically boxing day) so I can finally throw it in the face of my uncle who made a big deal of me wasting 5k 10 years ago
Kept schtum every time he brings it up and I told myself I'd wait until (if) it ever hit 100k to bring it back up

Building in the back looks like the london pickle that spaki posts

any 28 year old man in

spaintwat melty ongoing

all the buildings at different angles

oh, it's kino

I am also laughing at the soy-breathed retard, he is amusing

you now remember parsiq

Should have threaten to bash his head in unless he bought BTC.

i said a hip
hop
a hippy
a hippy to the hip hip hop
ya can't stop a-rockin
to the bang bang boogie
said up jump the boogie
to the boogie
to the rhythm
the beat

... yh

might kms when I finish watching the sopranos
that or I might watch LOST again

on the fourth stella

I'm 38

holocure better

Getting more cartoonishly stupid from spaki now

I am also laughing at the soy-breathed retard, he is amusing

Is katy in?

youre all a bit gay really aren't you

watch mad men as well before you do it

interesting
what’s your current/ past relationship status?
got any kids?

i do it every now and then, but wanking over hentai is a very weird thing to do if you think about it

I'm 25. Need to fucking sort it out now.

What's Canary Wharf like to work in? been offered a job at one of the offices there and I'm very very 50/50 about it since I'd rather not piss all my money away on rent and/or commuting

n/a
no

wanked to hentai so much that real women don't give me a big willy anymore

I see a lot of myself in Don Draper

he is rather ugly desu

I'd rather wait until he turns up in his 15 year old banger with his Stacey dole bludger wife and bratty kids and casually being it up

Don't know who this is but I have much bluer eyes

any man in that get a weird feeling that they're very aware of their own awareness and get kind of freaked out by it
like it's mental that the physical sensations are something experienced and why is there any reason it won't suddenly shut off

no mate

can feel a latino twink wank coming on bigly

ktim but still in a worse position 3 years later

you really think there's anyone in /brit/ working in canary wharf

sneed

28 or 38?

Any routine night-pissers in, any weak-bladder men in, any "I have to get up to go to the toilet during the night and it interrupts my sleep" man in
Been abstaining from drinking a lot today. Wondering if that will help or if bladderberg will still make me his bitch

Not good

I know at least one fella does

Day of the Jackal worth a watch?

...yh

why is there any reason it won't suddenly shut off

People get heart attacks, strokes, etc.
Rarer in young people of course but not impossible

I pee sometimes 3 times in an hour.

a migrant could be housed in there

it was christmas eve, babe...

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Kino year and age to die tbqh. Wraps everything up quite nicely

About to enter the 6th night in my newly purchased first home.
Not much to report, the neighbour doesn't seem to be watching I'm a Celeb tonight or maybe they've got their TV volume down lower than normal.
Feeling a bit more settled now that I'm getting furniture in and got the Christmas tree up.
Still waiting for my Chimney Sheep to arrive. Hopefully that will reduce some of the outside traffic noise coming through the chimney. I hope it blocks the neighbours TV too because the sound travels up through to my bedroom.
Still considering investing in acoustic curtains but scared to pull the trigger at about £150 a pop

Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*

Zangu on his Santa Cosplay

HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!

phil's brother in the sopranos was just a fucking kid

wank the migrants Rorke, go on, WANK THE MIGRANTS!!!!!

will be mental when the migrants replace all of us and just start destroying monuments and putting us in mass graves

the last film we watched together was UP
this was after we’d ‘broke up’
we cuddled and shagged on the sofa
she came up to me in the kitchen after and hugged me from behind
thought we’d be alright from there

alri prostrate cancer lad

Shame about the location.

Physically attractive individuals earn substantially more

Any violence enjoyers in?

new home lad and dumped lad making late runs for worst gimmick of the year

leave it on wordpress next time

Turns 19 at the start of ww2

And I thought Corona fucked up my social life

might go holidaying in donbas this year

fella in toil genuinely looks like one of the elves from elf

lads christmas holiday in luhansk?

Sinking another peng IPA

Which one

First time buyers remorse/regret is a very real thing and if I can help another FTB not feel so lonely then it's worth it

you a woman?
might have a UTI

oh that's it. you've bought your coffin. you've realised that you're gonna die there, alone.
makes a lot more sense.

chest and nuts roasting on an open fire

the last film we watched together was UP

this was after we’d ‘broke up’

Damn dude. Just because you didn't like the money doesn't mean you had to break it.

breakups aren't great but honestly blogposting about it on /brit/ is not the right thing to do

I look cool when I smoke cigarettes

I'm a 30 year old virgin

Give me a british redhead gf

average inhabitants of brick lane

Gillian Anderson's iron grip on my knob.

never ever too late lad
people often don’t don’t their one until their late 30s, 40s and beyond mate

Going to shag the first girl who shows interest. It's been WAY to long.

Thanks for asking. It's a 1890s terrace and I bought it for 160k with a 15k deposit. Fully renovated so not much work to do at all. Has a small garden and my own private parking spot at the back.

Need a woman like this to put her chebs in my face immediately

32 years and counting for me lad, what about yourself, a week? Two weeks?

You can lower your standards in a dry spell
but never never forget your potential

said this 10 years ago and still waiting for some interest

you're not missing out on that much really

Italian pensioners make more than the working population

looool

How do you filter images which are exactly 1024 by 1024 pixels in size

Got the Crosby Stills and Nash on

where do I blogpost instead

lol see spainpaedo had another melty while I was off watching Dune with the gf

Age of first shag starts with a 1: normal
Starts with a 2: acceptable
Starts with a 3: maybe just awkward or waiting for the right one probably a christoid
Starts with a 4: literal subject of comedy

Are you taking part in any of Satan's Spiritual Structures?

corsby i'd like to stills her nash

idk I just talk to myself in the mirror and pretend I'm doing a tim byrne video
helps me work through my thoughts

it's easy in Anon Babble x but here's the ublock version for only /brit/

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take on me

take me on

what's the upside-down latin cross, I've seen it in CK3

British pensioners only make 14% less than the British worker just to sit on their arse in a house they own that's doubling in value every 5 years

my heart weeps for them

3 days (but in reality, 13 years)

your potential

I'm afraid that ship has sailed lad.

If you're a virgin and you do the same things everyday what do you expect to happen?
You need radical change

Good man thank you

i'll be gone

Love piracy, hate triple A devs

*takes you on*

I can't comment on whether 2024 was a success

Doesn't say anything about mainlining heroin

its the petrine cross, has nothing to do with satanism

A clue gained?

STOP THOSE POT PARTIES YOUNG FELLOW!!!!

cheers lad

Among Christians it's St Peter's Cross. But satanists use it for edgy purposes

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JUVE MERDA

might watch a film

I'm hoping on my once a fortnight trip out of my incelflat I'm approached by a cute girl who is attracted to skinnyfat introverts who puts in all the work in building a relationship between us

toad-licking

It's ironically used by both Christians and Satanists.
Satanists used it as a inversion of the regular cross, to represent the inversion of Christianity and Christian values.
Sometimes it's found in Catholic and Orthodox churches too, to symbolise St Peter who was killed by the Romans by being crucified upside-down.

ah... hello all

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wtf... last time i saw the (now ex) gf... she was wearing an upside down cross and showed it to me... while being flirty... what does it mean bros.

gonna be getting on the hinge after a week bulk then cut - spring 2025
that'll be the acquisition of the clue

No problem with satanism or ghosts or whatever if the spirits are sexy women I can shag

Fuck Russians, the West should send more missiles to kill those orc invaders.

Hey, he's not wearing a mask! Police, arrest him!

No jab, no job. It's the law. Get fucked normies

Bet those gammons won't be saying racist shit on the internet now they're in prison LOL.

Justice for George Floyd! Burn the city down! Are you listening now?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POWER COMES FROM VIOLENCE?? NO IT DOESN'T! I'VE NEVER HAD SEX AND THIS MAKES ME ANGRY!!!

MY EARS CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAY TO ME

honestly if you're an autistic retard and still a virgin past 25 then it's unironically over

i think i'd rather just stay a virgin than have to make an effort. who cares anyway

Pretty much the entire right side.

Sent that cunt to the Oort Cloud

Curry be flyin'

He'll probably see your mum on the way past

literally WHO can stop us lads

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book a hearing test

who said this?

lazy faggot
good lad. make sure you stick to the deadline
lazy faggot

I’m glad I had a relationship and frequent sex from the age of 21 to 25.
If I never have those things again a small part of me will still be grateful

our resident incel

Common spaki loss

Did you know the gays call straight people "straggots" as a slur

get really horny thinking about sucking cock if i were a hot girl but not with my own lips. so i think that makes me straight

Been listening to Father Spyridon Bailey lately

make me feel worse

went to a friends house earlier and it was absolutely filthy. he is in his 30s and lives with his mother and 2 cats. i actually felt bad for them it was so grotty but they choose to live that way. made me feel a bit better about my own circumstances.

he won't like this

wonder if /brit/ is a true representation of how many 30+ year old virgins there actually are

Just when i thought british leftards couldn't get worse, you get keir starmer

I wish you all good luck

omooo

Sir Ice Lander

Holy fuck how I wish he was left wing
Britain needs communism now more than ever

bit mental that you need someone elses life to feel better about yourself, you'll never be happy if you think like that.

would strangle that freaky shit and toss it out the window

All units we've got a 10-27 at the corner of Poo Street and Mousey Boulevard

reword that to make sense

No need for formalities
But REAL communism this time, am i right?

iktf went to visit a mate over the summer who was living back in his mums and the house was a tip
made me feel depressed

might get on the vodka

I actually believe everything happens for a reason
You don't have as much free will as much as you think
Karma and luck exist

it makes perfect sense mate

*throws a boomerang made of poo into the /brit/ thread*

Top of the Premier League

Top of the Champions League

It’s an AWFUL week to be an ABL lads :)

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the s curved batons are handing out swift bashings to katy's tender cervix

*watches it curve around me and smack you in tbe face on it's return*
Weird, that

The singer of Limp Bizkit is vegan
Feels odd

Pretty simple way to gain gratitude, you’re wrong

its*

if I HAD to put a number on it I’d say there’s a 1/3 chance of her ever attempting to make contact with me again

keep thinking about the absurdly fat arsed blonde bird in toil
she was wearing tight leather trousers a while ago i nearly spaffed on the spot

Violence is the source of all power. End of story.

was born in 2002 so too young to be an ABL, personally a massive ABU - fucking hate united

Aliens will make contact with you before she does

how does his mates bad living situation make him feel appreciation for his kindness?
seems a bit fucked up desu mate

Who rattled spaki's runtcage?

used to have these same fantasies when i was a bicurious autogynephile teenager

LOL

>Top of the Champions League

still dont understand how this new format works

Had many girls ask me out in school but I was an isolated freak due to not having any friends and rejected them all. I do have a few friends now and a good relationship with my family so things turned out well, considering.

zesty

do you think they realise? he seemed a bit embarrassed about the mess but the embarrassment was completely understated to the problem. it wasn't just messy it was squalid. really horrible. i didnt want to touch any surface and washed my hands when i got home.

The "State" is simply the name for the organisation that has a monopoly on socially legitimised use of non-consensual violence in a given society

The singer of Limp Brizket is voracious meat eater
Makes sense to me

am i stupid or is that an ai generated cat

don't fancy a wank. i fancy a kiss. a kiss and a cuddle. and loving eye-contact. with a woman i love and whom loves me back. will probably have a wank anyway.

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appreciation for his kindness

Wut
Think you misunderstood. Seeing others in worse situations can give you gratitude for what you have

you will never have this

no it doesn't

he just got menthol elf mate

why

Brisket

I see he stopped making AI pics of the girls in school uniform since he shat himself when someone threatened to contact the police over it lmao

those things aren't meant for people like you

epic

kek

There is no misunderstanding from me mate, I know what the word gratitude means. You dont. I don't look at peoples others misfortunes and think "Yeah, I'm better" and feel better about myself. Borderline psychopathic behavior imo.

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janny finally woke up

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based janny
now, do the needful and send MI5 to check that incel freaks hard drives pronto

how's it going lads

rorke referring to his fleshlight as 'the missus'

It's gone mate

Lol.

"made me feel a bit better about my own circumstances."
=/=
"Yeah, I'm better"

awwwww no good

Yeah that's right, get fucking dunked on lad.

was on the tube basically all day and there are posters for that "I want to die let me kill myself" Labour shit everywhere at every station. The money they must have spent on this ad campaign.

Leftypol refering to his vibrator as 'the missus'

Yeah, I'm better

I saw a homeless paraplegic today
I'm not gonna let him get in way of me feeling sorry for myself, though

Saw a man get stabbed and acid thrown on his face while his dog got skinned alive today.
Made me feel a bit better about my circumstances.

Sent that incel freak fuhlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying!

more like pengbridge

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don't look at peoples others misfortunes and think "Yeah, I'm better" and feel better about myself.

you definitely do

Londoners love to talk about how great they are because they live in London but they all wank over killing themselves only they are too chickenshit to suicide and demand the government kills them.

If you're in extreme agony, bed bound, terminally ill...
You wouldn't force a dog to live on in immense suffering, undying cruelty, death rattling for days
But if it's a human? You must suffer to the maximum degree... because le other people have religions.
Insane it's even up for debate. Should've been legalised years ago.

I'll set a 15 minute timer, see how long it takes for him to come back

we get it, you can stop replying to your own post now

loool it's fucking spaki again, do you think he has any non retarded takes on anything?

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You know that cunt is FURIOUS

looking forward to ghost of yotei

He is probably the happiest man in Reykjavík.

Saw my sister get mauled by a XL Bully today while her bf tried to rag it off.
Made me feel a bit better about my circumstances.

Yeah that was well good weren't it

Just pissed in a tranny's mouth and made her swallow

alri

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how can i get the gf to love me again

don't see any deleted posts
got it filtered anyway
cunt's just posting into the void

Saw my mates disgustingly hideous room today. It was filthy, had cockroaches roaming all around the place, mold growing all over while his cancer stricken mother was dying downstairs.
Made me feel a bit better about my circumstances.

Rorke: breastmilk expert

I smoked away my brain, I think I'm going dumb
Cocaine up on my gums, I think they're going numb
I'm having stomach pains, now I'm throwing up
'Cause I'm a microphone fiend, give me the bass
Give me the beat, now let me lean, tap the vein, let it stream

rare earth djinnerals haunting my huawei phone

Saw my mate in the burn victim ward today.

Glad I put the cunt there.

syrian rebels about to storm Aleppo, lads
interesting times

Makes me feel better about my circumstances ngl

how's it going lad

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No such thing as Islamophobia. Made up word by Islamofascists to silence critics.

What do black people do for Christmas?
KFC and gravy? Twerk against the Christmas tree?

What about Jews and Muslims?
Do they just pretend it's not happening, put their fingers in their ears and seethe?

Pan heating up for grilled cheese

in a house they own

Not all pensioners are tarqs like your grandparents.

I thought you died 13 years ago.

bloody hell that's all been going on for a while now hasn't it

and what is aleppo

What cheese you using?

It's still a very valid and realistic thing to say

And that state is ruled by capitalists.

playing runescape league. pretty fun.

:(

Paki shop by me is always open on Christmas day so they just go about as normal. Don't know what the Jews get up to

big cat innit

about 10 years ago it was the site of the world's biggest humanitarian crisis of that moment

get it cooked

What's left wing about Starmer?

NEW

Buying the ruble dip

Extra mature cheddar

if your grandparents don't own property then they're clearly too stupid to deserve to

when the writers are on strike so the network shows reruns

Most blacks are Christian and celebrate Christmas.
Muslims believe Jesus was a prophet and celebrate Christmas.
Jews are like Atheists and treat it like a regular bank holiday.
Pagans seethe all day and insist the equinox is more important.