Foreigners can't make the NEW Edition
/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico
Achievable natty
I like this thread better.
Yo yo
I ain't posting in a thread made by a fucking Algerian
Algeria flag said he was from Florida tho....
Is /cum/ anti expat?
Io posto qui
this is the thread
Think about it silly. What would a Floridian be doing in fucking Algeria?
It doesn't make sense.
evens i drink sisterbergs dr pepper
odds i drink water
dont care still drinking sisterbergs dr pepper
My buddy sent me this article. Wtf is wrong with people. Also I just know satanism was involved, like I know. Abhorrent pieces of shit.
cbc.ca
I guess I'll post in here to get away from that schizo Dutchman
he probably meant that he was an american of algerian descent currently in algeria
Why are they like this
goofy ahh credit card company
only whites can be american
american of algerian descent
Not American.
Your antiquated views are not shared by the majority of the American population, nor will they ever be.
anyone can be american. it's not a real country, it's just a work colony
2 hrs and 40 min till I'm free
cope
They are, actually. People are just too polite to say it
Only Chicanos think like this. There's Americans and "Americans", innit
whoops I posted in the thirdworlder thread
youtube.com
a work colony where other countries can't afford our products
ok
Yo chat is this real
meow meow meow *breathes* meow meow meow *breathes* meow meow meow meow meoooooow
Not reading this because it will ruin my night and I'll end up rolling around in bed thinking about it for 3 hours straight before falling asleep.
le silent majority
copey soapy
I like the Tawananna Femjak
Anatolian history in general is based
I mailed the cia about suffering from havana syndrome but no response
What's the next option
Which are you
They are, actually. People are just too polite to say it
Yeah if you're not White you're not an American, simple as.
I had el sexo for the first time before I was 30
congrats
Got the last haircut open award
Congrats, you're now on a watch list
have you ever heard a robin weep
I had sex before I was 20
I ordered a perfume for mom already but today I asked her what she wanted for Christmas and she said a wallet purse. I gotta find one of those now.
I'm a wizard.
It was 7 years ago but thanks. It was mid
I bought a hooker at 19 so I had teenage sex technically
This season of fistank is bad
Can't believe it's already November. This year flew by fast
no it didn't
BASED
I googled geocities and was worried for a moment
Yes it did
no it did not
What, is it 1998
Qrd?
Yes it did too
latinos need to be added o algo
Bitcoin hits $1,000: November 28th 2013
Bitcoin hits $10,000: November 28th 2017
Bitcoin hits $100,000: November 28th 2024??
Anyone wanna give me their money?
I've got plenty and don't really need it but it'd be nice to have some more money
She's going to scratch you again
it changes the search page font to all funny
how do wet nurses even exist. do women just have milk in their tits?
the show has never been good who the fuck sits around watching these boring live streams just for something funny to happen maybe once every 10 hours
browsing etsy for gifts
see this
420 (lmao) bucks
Dude deadass I can literally make this myself.
Almost time to go home brosepths
I had 3 when it hit around 6k with corona crash
Me also me when I watch big brother
deadass
No, man
It's a bubble
Times new Roman was the front of the early internet
i asked her before i took it
Worst white girl you know pulling out her credit card right now
lmao
She didn't need it because she's sweet enough
Not American.
My sister is a bitch lmao
Managgia is that Lena Dunham??
Minchia.
Why does this passport say united states of america then
What are these words?
i want to buy a skull for my desk
it's not times new roman
just try it on your computer (unless your a phone cuck)
Che brutta figura…
1488
Madonna
shes not
why get a replica when you can get a real one for much cheaper?
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
Managgia is an expression that's like a light curse.
Minchia means like damn
She can't help it, be nice
So I looked it up and you can buy REAL human skulls online. They appear to cost between $1,000 and $3,000 dollars each, with child skulls (!) being the most expensive
need a bitch who listens to deftones to step on my cock with platform boots
So thats where Dhalsim got his necklace
I've known this for years. As long as they're legally sourced human bones are perfectly legal to possess. Look up the Skull Store in Toronto, they're really cool.
i want a finnshit skull
no you don't, it would hardly balance on a table and just roll off
If u don’t kiss your dad on the lips your not white
Indian girl at work lives with her parents and her parents make her give them 50% of her paycheck
She's like 24
Are they rich and pay for everything in her life or are they parasites?
200 bucks nnnnaaaaahh
Skull Store in Toronto
Are rich people actually decorating their living rooms with this shit?
human skulls are not that exquisite
turns out everyone has one
also this church in Czech Republic
en.wikipedia.org
Seems like they're pretty wealthy but she also said they don't let her move out
Probably trying to arrange a marriage
I hired her so I know how much she makes and she could easily afford a really nice apartment or a two bedroom house
dinosaur skeleton
kick ass
I went there last year.
It was really cool, they made some incredible artwork with the bones
say something nice about me
You're a real human bean
something nice about you
something nice about you
You're not gay.
You're a funtioning and productive member of society with a lucrative career, active lovelife, and a large group of friends
i scared another one away
Howie T bro
Blood's flaying on the mix
You can type, that's pretty impressive
Happens to the best of us
One time I drank some water and I felt very hydrated afterwards
It was nice
We're drawing names for SS at work and I swear if I don't get one of the attractive girls this time.
Are you gonna buy her cute lingerie
i hate being mentally ill
Bulgarians have workplace Anon Babble roleplay sessions
No suffering
Any commendatore itt?
Comme staje cugino
When you ask a liberal who prizes "diversity" what he loves about it - he will nearly always tell you about all the different restaurants available. Thai on Monday, Mexican on Tuesday, etc.
So that they're focusing on guacamole in relation to tariffs makes sense.
bonjourno paisan
ay dios mio
Reagan gave them amnesty
Just a coincidence, goy
I really wish every single one of you twitter screenshot posting brain-rotted mongrels got gunned down in the streets
da joos
I hope you get Himmler
Oh boy I hope I get to simp this time instead of doing something nice for a bro!
Lol
Whatever happened to that tunnel da joos had under NYC? that seemed kinda weird!
Nobody heterosexual thinks this way
it's that time of year anon
it's over
Californians would probably vote to get rid of benefits for illegals right now if they voted on it
Seems like they're actually chuds when it comes to state policies
No, perfume.
I work with cringe cucks. None of them are bros.
Babbaluci
i got her phone number, she's flirting, we're so in
kykes be damned too
you're an obnoxious faggot and should stay in your aids-ridden containment site
Saying perfume instead of cologne as a man is very ESL
Might wanna change it up
We are but voter id is illegal here so the ballots get stuffed
why are you lying, retard?
perfume is for women, cologne is for men
Hmmm...
You know if the Democrats had not cheated in the 2020 election, Donald Trump would be out of the White House in just 61 days. Now, you're stuck with him until January 20, 2029.
Both of you are wrong, but I'm not about to have that debate.
In 2021, the states with the highest number of HIV diagnoses were California, Texas, and Florida.
Why would they cheat them and not now, retard
One of the dudes im chill with at the gym gave me a free thing of preworkout because he said he didn't like it
Its got a holographic image of uncle sam wearing chains and the liberty bell doing a deadlift and the flavor is red white and bacon
The back has a CANT CANCEL FREEDOM logo
This shit feels like a fake image to laugh at
This is true
How'd you read my post and then get the exact opposite out of it?
Dyslexia?
highest number
Per capita is more honest
good thing I live in the midwest and was talking about website you mentally retarded cunt
>Are you gonna buy her cute lingerie
No, perfume.
>Saying perfume instead of cologne as a man is very ESL
he used the right word, you're braindead
My name is Kevin Oswaldo del Rio
baba booey
I don't care about what it's "technically" called, I know that perfume vs cologne vs eau de toilette all mean regarding the difference in amount of aromatic compounds in there retard
Saying perfume as a man marks you as an ESL
true
but just think, we get to watch them flip out over every little thing and every little nothing about Pmurt for 12 years
too big to rig
bacon preworkout
I still think he should buy her lingerie
find exactly what I want
it ships from Ukraine
Uuggghhhhhh *rolls eyes*
second part was for this fag
Because covid regulations made it easier to steal
Yeah it sounds disgusting
But he owns a supplement shop so i assume he tried a new product and wasnt into it
In 2021, the states with the highest number of HIV diagnoses were the first most populous state, the second most populous state, and the third most populous state
WOAH WOAH WOAH
Somebody STOP THE FUCKIN PRESSES
October 7th caused Israeli Jews and their wealthy donor cohort to pivot to the GOP
Much as the Arab-Israeli wars of the 20th century, and the Soviet backing of the Arabs, caused a lot of Jewish communists to flip to US-alignment and become Neocons.
7 posts in 1 minute
Calm down californian. It's not that deep.
I bed this gyattie I went to Thanksgiving with wants me to.
This guy who keeps calling everyone retard is a butthurt tranny leftist
Chuds in a frenzy
Sorry sweetheart but I don't have enough time to read your gay ass thread, I reply to the first post I see with no previous context
It’s pussy lickin’ good
LOL how do you guys come up with this stuff
I'd kill myself if I were Californian
But Bulgarian?
I'd have to kill my parents before killing myself to punish them
Palestine, Israel, don't care about either
Honestly we just need a fresh start in the Middle East
Honestly yeah
If it wouldn't kill me I would just drink molten ice cream all the time instead of water
gooning time
Now if you'll excuse me
*Turns around*
AGGGHHHHHHH
im a soyboy consumer and thats okay
Why does healthy food taste disgusting and unhealthy good taste so good? Raw cauliflower and kale is one of the best things you can eat but it tastes horrible. Should t we have elvik ed so that the healthiest foods taste best, like carrots should taste like bacon and broccoli should taste like cheeseburgers
Based canniablizer of soyboys
God challenges us every day
xD
Meat is good for you and it tastes good too. Big broccoli doesn't want you to know that though
if you are a sexicana come here
Stay safe out there, burger bros.
Why does healthy food taste disgusting and unhealthy good taste so good? Raw cauliflower and kale is one of the best things you can eat but it tastes horrible. Should t we have elvik ed so that the healthiest foods taste best, like carrots should taste like bacon and broccoli should taste like cheeseburgers
Cooked vegetables are predy gud
raw broccoli and cauliflower are for dipping in salted butter
appraise and buy records from thrift store
sell them on discogs for 4x the price that I bought them
make the poor shmucks pay shipping and handling too
raw broccoli and cauliflower are for dipping in salted butter
i hate you
everything you buy is marked up
Mark up my ass
Selling them for 4x the price he paid is still probably only like 15-20 dollars unless he's getting raped at the thrift store
might cry
some cds I buy are as low as $1 at a thrift store and still sell for $4 on discogs
This song goes so fucking hard (unironically)
LOL
piccolissima
Do you have any Lautrec records for sale? If not sit down.
bitch
I was waiting for the man in the washroom at timmies to finish because I really needed to shit. Pajeet walks out of the washroom. I walk in. Smelled the stinkiest shit of my life and immediately walked back out. That shit was eye-watering. I felt the poop warming up the air
Thanks for the incredible detail in this short story
A certified Canadian Heritage moment
Smelled the stinkiest shit of my life
That's because you have never visited Indian public toilets before.
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My friend works for a park where jeets host their cricket games he says they shit in containers and piss out in the open instead of walking 5 minutes to the bathrooms. One even pissed on his cart when he was away from it
It's always those the most concerned with being "a real man" that always act like an emotionally hysterical woman whenever they're wronged.
What did your dad do, anon
Why are Indians like that doe
Like a friend of mine sublet to Indian students and had to spend a week deep cleaning the bathroom because everything was covered in some thick black crust
GF had a similar experience at uni
Do they not see it? Do they not care?
Always have to think back to this article in a German newspaper I read a month or so ago where some Indian politician whined about how all of India’s problems are the result of British colonialism and how India was basically the greatest country on earth before they arrived but I’m like they surely didn’t brainwash a billion people into being disgustingly smelly subhuman pieces of shit that shit runs deep in their culture
Actually this is
I just saw a road rage video where a full grown man threw a toddler tantrum from being cut off.
boiled brussel sprouts do kinda smell bad by come the fuck on!
reminder that bitcoin climb does not benefit you
you are not officially forever priced out and you will never ever pay off you debts
Only long time holders and the incredibly rich will profit off of this climb
And you are so stupid and desperate you'll probably put your savings into a rugpull
does your countries government fine its own towns for not having a pride flag up even though your town doesn't even a flagpole?
Brussel sprouts are one of my favorite vegetables. They're like bite sized cabbages. So good. I also like onion, and tomato and cabbage
I don't eat vegetables, ever since I was a kid
how dare you not celebrate the state religion chud
Thinking of growing some tree onions
They're self fertilizing
Emo, Ont.
I made their flag on the extraflags extension
maybe they SHOULD celebrate pride month.
Cabbage fried in a pan, mixed with cooked pasta and sugar on top is based just a quick yummy tip (Hungarian dish type situation)
I like raw fresh garlic finely chopped and sprinkled over meals, as well as chili peppers. If I have time and room on my plate I throw a handful of cabbage or spinach on the plate as well.
My dad instilled in me a love of vegetables. He was 6'3, a big guy and he told me if I wanted to be big too id have to eat my vegetables.
He used to slice a tomato in half and put pepper on it and just eat it. I marveled, and started emulating him when I was older
P s. Is the captcha taking forever to load for everyone else too?
how tall did you end up being
5'3
5'6
Stunning report from the Hoover Institution. Out of 7.3 million private sector jobs created nationally since 2022, only 5,400 were in California. That's .0007 of the total.
Virtually the only new California jobs, 96.5%, are in government.
Today I tried cauliflower rice for the first time
Chopped it too finely so it had more of a couscous mouthfeel
Was pleasantly surprised nonetheless, expected it to end up just turning into mush
Shall be trying it again (weight watchers approved)
I actually don't mind my car getting stolen cause my insurance will buy me a new one
Six feet
tall guy
ayooo this ayy has six feet
bought a cd just quality checking it.
didn't realize it was a christian band because they didn't make it clear on the cover at all you have to open the lyrics booklet to find out.
goddammit it almost seems dishonest and wrong of them to design it that way. if this band werent christian it would sell faster the genre and style otherwise is a good seller but christianity literally taints it and decimates its value. thats my honest to god appraisal
I drive a citroen picasso
I once overheard a girl talking to another girl and said I was the minimum height she would date. That made me feel good
literally a shame the cd and case and sleeve are in very good near mint condition and it happens to be one of those god freak musics.
I'm going, going
back, back
to Cali, Cali
Been watching old day job orchestra YouTube videos from like 15 years ago. Shit is hilarious. I still quite then to this day
I scream bullshit sandwiches
....then you can ring the BITCH police!
All art is propagandistic in nature, but good propaganda should be subtle
girls don't really have a good grasp on height anyway, and almost every man lies so that doesn't help either
I think its easier to create new jobs in other parts of the country where the minimun wage is not 20$. Also the tech layoffs hit California hard.
You and me in Japan, watch me dance
its subtle and impossible to tell until you play it or read the lyrics in the booklet then its not subtle at all
Maybe they expected people buying their album to know who they are
Watching
idk man im a big time record appraiser and didnt recognize them. i bought it because i had a sense that it would have high value based on other factors
YouTube Jimbob Orchestra with a Falafel.
there are more Mexicans in the /ptg/ thread on Anon Babble than in this thread, and they are not anti Pmurt
Explain to me why we need taxes when we print money?
diaspora
Official /cum/ mascot?
otherwise is a good seller but christianity literally taints it and decimates its value. thats my honest to god appraisal
la la la la la la la
i want an animal mascot personally. what about a coyote because they're all over in all our countries
well its not my fault this shit doesnt sell. not my fault that christian branded metal has a bad rep.
she should be holding a Coke
No that's stupid
We already have one
That ting isn't the /cum/ mascot
Too much money printing will create hyper inflation. Check what happened in my country in 1923!
The irish redditor phenomenom is quite a thing
i think an ai generated girl simply wearing attire representing 3 countries at once is stupid
She looks too white.
omg shes a woman!
a-a-and shes brown (but also aryan)!
a-and we drew here as an anime girl!
This is so cool and unique never been done before on mongolian basket weaving forum
Right but nobody cares what you think because you're Canadian. Hope that helps
You managed to not kill yourself.
she looks like that okay boomer latina (with makeup)
We already have a mascot why do you guys keep forgetting about /cum/ bebe
Official /cum/ mascot!
Never seen it
'cado is our mascot
not on purpose, or for any real reason, but I can't remember the last time, or if I have ever replied to a leaf here
His new form is better, looks more evil
Goatse is our official mascot.
/polska/ has an animal mascot (a fox) /cum/ could have one too
There's no reason to remember
Closet furry, fuck off and yiff in hell
they are either insanely boring, or mentally ill
Her boobs look fake.
WE NEED AN OFFICIAL /cum/ BRAND
WE NEED AN OFFICIAL /cum/ CELEBRITY MASCOT
WE NEED AN OFFICIAL /cum/ ANIMAL MASCOT
WE NEED AN OFFICIAL /cum/ SPORTSBALL TEAM
WE NEED AN OFFICIAL /cum/ FUNGI GENUS
wow... i wanted mascot to be non-sexual. that was the point of talking away from the cringy anime girl mascot idea
Spinster, make a new and make it a good one *snaps fingers* chop chop
NEW
Official /cum/ baseball team
animals as a symbol of a group is ancient
official /cum/ hockey team