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Foreigners can't make the NEW Edition

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Achievable natty

I like this thread better.

Yo yo
I ain't posting in a thread made by a fucking Algerian

Algeria flag said he was from Florida tho....
Is /cum/ anti expat?

Io posto qui

this is the thread

Think about it silly. What would a Floridian be doing in fucking Algeria?
It doesn't make sense.

evens i drink sisterbergs dr pepper
odds i drink water

dont care still drinking sisterbergs dr pepper

I guess I'll post in here to get away from that schizo Dutchman

he probably meant that he was an american of algerian descent currently in algeria

Why are they like this

only whites can be american

american of algerian descent

Not American.

Your antiquated views are not shared by the majority of the American population, nor will they ever be.

anyone can be american. it's not a real country, it's just a work colony

2 hrs and 40 min till I'm free

cope

They are, actually. People are just too polite to say it

Only Chicanos think like this. There's Americans and "Americans", innit

a work colony where other countries can't afford our products

ok

Yo chat is this real

meow meow meow *breathes* meow meow meow *breathes* meow meow meow meow meoooooow

Not reading this because it will ruin my night and I'll end up rolling around in bed thinking about it for 3 hours straight before falling asleep.

le silent majority

copey soapy

I like the Tawananna Femjak

Anatolian history in general is based

I mailed the cia about suffering from havana syndrome but no response
What's the next option

Which are you

They are, actually. People are just too polite to say it

Yeah if you're not White you're not an American, simple as.

I had el sexo for the first time before I was 30

congrats

Got the last haircut open award

Congrats, you're now on a watch list

have you ever heard a robin weep

I had sex before I was 20

I ordered a perfume for mom already but today I asked her what she wanted for Christmas and she said a wallet purse. I gotta find one of those now.

I'm a wizard.

It was 7 years ago but thanks. It was mid

I bought a hooker at 19 so I had teenage sex technically

This season of fistank is bad

no it didn't

BASED

I googled geocities and was worried for a moment

Yes it did

no it did not

What, is it 1998

Qrd?

Yes it did too

latinos need to be added o algo

Bitcoin hits $1,000: November 28th 2013
Bitcoin hits $10,000: November 28th 2017
Bitcoin hits $100,000: November 28th 2024??

Anyone wanna give me their money?
I've got plenty and don't really need it but it'd be nice to have some more money

She's going to scratch you again

it changes the search page font to all funny

how do wet nurses even exist. do women just have milk in their tits?

the show has never been good who the fuck sits around watching these boring live streams just for something funny to happen maybe once every 10 hours

browsing etsy for gifts

see this

420 (lmao) bucks

Dude deadass I can literally make this myself.

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Almost time to go home brosepths

I had 3 when it hit around 6k with corona crash

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Me also me when I watch big brother

deadass

No, man

It's a bubble

Times new Roman was the front of the early internet

i asked her before i took it

Worst white girl you know pulling out her credit card right now

lmao

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She didn't need it because she's sweet enough

Not American.

My sister is a bitch lmao

Managgia is that Lena Dunham??
Minchia.

Why does this passport say united states of america then

What are these words?

i want to buy a skull for my desk

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it's not times new roman
just try it on your computer (unless your a phone cuck)

Che brutta figura…

1488

Madonna

shes not

why get a replica when you can get a real one for much cheaper?

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.

Managgia is an expression that's like a light curse.
Minchia means like damn

She can't help it, be nice

So I looked it up and you can buy REAL human skulls online. They appear to cost between $1,000 and $3,000 dollars each, with child skulls (!) being the most expensive

need a bitch who listens to deftones to step on my cock with platform boots

So thats where Dhalsim got his necklace

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I've known this for years. As long as they're legally sourced human bones are perfectly legal to possess. Look up the Skull Store in Toronto, they're really cool.

i want a finnshit skull

no you don't, it would hardly balance on a table and just roll off

If u don’t kiss your dad on the lips your not white

Indian girl at work lives with her parents and her parents make her give them 50% of her paycheck
She's like 24

Are they rich and pay for everything in her life or are they parasites?

200 bucks nnnnaaaaahh

Skull Store in Toronto

Are rich people actually decorating their living rooms with this shit?

Seems like they're pretty wealthy but she also said they don't let her move out
Probably trying to arrange a marriage
I hired her so I know how much she makes and she could easily afford a really nice apartment or a two bedroom house

dinosaur skeleton

kick ass

I went there last year.
It was really cool, they made some incredible artwork with the bones

say something nice about me

You're a real human bean

something nice about you

something nice about you

You're not gay.

You're a funtioning and productive member of society with a lucrative career, active lovelife, and a large group of friends

i scared another one away

Howie T bro
Blood's flaying on the mix

You can type, that's pretty impressive

Happens to the best of us

One time I drank some water and I felt very hydrated afterwards
It was nice

We're drawing names for SS at work and I swear if I don't get one of the attractive girls this time.

Are you gonna buy her cute lingerie

i hate being mentally ill

Bulgarians have workplace Anon Babble roleplay sessions

No suffering

Any commendatore itt?

Comme staje cugino

When you ask a liberal who prizes "diversity" what he loves about it - he will nearly always tell you about all the different restaurants available. Thai on Monday, Mexican on Tuesday, etc.

So that they're focusing on guacamole in relation to tariffs makes sense.

bonjourno paisan

ay dios mio

Reagan gave them amnesty

Just a coincidence, goy

I really wish every single one of you twitter screenshot posting brain-rotted mongrels got gunned down in the streets

da joos

I hope you get Himmler

Oh boy I hope I get to simp this time instead of doing something nice for a bro!

Lol

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Whatever happened to that tunnel da joos had under NYC? that seemed kinda weird!

Nobody heterosexual thinks this way

it's that time of year anon

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Californians would probably vote to get rid of benefits for illegals right now if they voted on it
Seems like they're actually chuds when it comes to state policies

No, perfume.
I work with cringe cucks. None of them are bros.

Babbaluci

i got her phone number, she's flirting, we're so in

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kykes be damned too
you're an obnoxious faggot and should stay in your aids-ridden containment site

Saying perfume instead of cologne as a man is very ESL
Might wanna change it up

We are but voter id is illegal here so the ballots get stuffed

why are you lying, retard?
perfume is for women, cologne is for men

Hmmm...

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You know if the Democrats had not cheated in the 2020 election, Donald Trump would be out of the White House in just 61 days. Now, you're stuck with him until January 20, 2029.

Both of you are wrong, but I'm not about to have that debate.

In 2021, the states with the highest number of HIV diagnoses were California, Texas, and Florida.

Why would they cheat them and not now, retard

One of the dudes im chill with at the gym gave me a free thing of preworkout because he said he didn't like it
Its got a holographic image of uncle sam wearing chains and the liberty bell doing a deadlift and the flavor is red white and bacon
The back has a CANT CANCEL FREEDOM logo
This shit feels like a fake image to laugh at

This is true

How'd you read my post and then get the exact opposite out of it?
Dyslexia?

highest number

Per capita is more honest

good thing I live in the midwest and was talking about website you mentally retarded cunt

>Are you gonna buy her cute lingerie

No, perfume.

>Saying perfume instead of cologne as a man is very ESL

he used the right word, you're braindead

My name is Kevin Oswaldo del Rio

baba booey

I don't care about what it's "technically" called, I know that perfume vs cologne vs eau de toilette all mean regarding the difference in amount of aromatic compounds in there retard
Saying perfume as a man marks you as an ESL

true
but just think, we get to watch them flip out over every little thing and every little nothing about Pmurt for 12 years
too big to rig

bacon preworkout

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I still think he should buy her lingerie

find exactly what I want

it ships from Ukraine

Uuggghhhhhh *rolls eyes*

second part was for this fag

Because covid regulations made it easier to steal

Yeah it sounds disgusting
But he owns a supplement shop so i assume he tried a new product and wasnt into it

In 2021, the states with the highest number of HIV diagnoses were the first most populous state, the second most populous state, and the third most populous state

WOAH WOAH WOAH
Somebody STOP THE FUCKIN PRESSES

October 7th caused Israeli Jews and their wealthy donor cohort to pivot to the GOP

Much as the Arab-Israeli wars of the 20th century, and the Soviet backing of the Arabs, caused a lot of Jewish communists to flip to US-alignment and become Neocons.

7 posts in 1 minute

Calm down californian. It's not that deep.
I bed this gyattie I went to Thanksgiving with wants me to.

This guy who keeps calling everyone retard is a butthurt tranny leftist

Chuds in a frenzy

Sorry sweetheart but I don't have enough time to read your gay ass thread, I reply to the first post I see with no previous context

It’s pussy lickin’ good

LOL how do you guys come up with this stuff

I'd kill myself if I were Californian
But Bulgarian?
I'd have to kill my parents before killing myself to punish them

Palestine, Israel, don't care about either

Honestly we just need a fresh start in the Middle East

Honestly yeah

If it wouldn't kill me I would just drink molten ice cream all the time instead of water

gooning time

Now if you'll excuse me
*Turns around*
AGGGHHHHHHH

im a soyboy consumer and thats okay

Why does healthy food taste disgusting and unhealthy good taste so good? Raw cauliflower and kale is one of the best things you can eat but it tastes horrible. Should t we have elvik ed so that the healthiest foods taste best, like carrots should taste like bacon and broccoli should taste like cheeseburgers

Based canniablizer of soyboys

God challenges us every day

xD

Meat is good for you and it tastes good too. Big broccoli doesn't want you to know that though

if you are a sexicana come here

Stay safe out there, burger bros.

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Why does healthy food taste disgusting and unhealthy good taste so good? Raw cauliflower and kale is one of the best things you can eat but it tastes horrible. Should t we have elvik ed so that the healthiest foods taste best, like carrots should taste like bacon and broccoli should taste like cheeseburgers

Cooked vegetables are predy gud

raw broccoli and cauliflower are for dipping in salted butter

appraise and buy records from thrift store

sell them on discogs for 4x the price that I bought them

make the poor shmucks pay shipping and handling too

raw broccoli and cauliflower are for dipping in salted butter

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i hate you

everything you buy is marked up

Mark up my ass

Selling them for 4x the price he paid is still probably only like 15-20 dollars unless he's getting raped at the thrift store

might cry

some cds I buy are as low as $1 at a thrift store and still sell for $4 on discogs

This song goes so fucking hard (unironically)

youtu.be/Sab1WDOjcNc

LOL

Do you have any Lautrec records for sale? If not sit down.

bitch

I was waiting for the man in the washroom at timmies to finish because I really needed to shit. Pajeet walks out of the washroom. I walk in. Smelled the stinkiest shit of my life and immediately walked back out. That shit was eye-watering. I felt the poop warming up the air

Thanks for the incredible detail in this short story

A certified Canadian Heritage moment

Smelled the stinkiest shit of my life

That's because you have never visited Indian public toilets before.

My friend works for a park where jeets host their cricket games he says they shit in containers and piss out in the open instead of walking 5 minutes to the bathrooms. One even pissed on his cart when he was away from it

It's always those the most concerned with being "a real man" that always act like an emotionally hysterical woman whenever they're wronged.

What did your dad do, anon

Why are Indians like that doe
Like a friend of mine sublet to Indian students and had to spend a week deep cleaning the bathroom because everything was covered in some thick black crust
GF had a similar experience at uni

Do they not see it? Do they not care?
Always have to think back to this article in a German newspaper I read a month or so ago where some Indian politician whined about how all of India’s problems are the result of British colonialism and how India was basically the greatest country on earth before they arrived but I’m like they surely didn’t brainwash a billion people into being disgustingly smelly subhuman pieces of shit that shit runs deep in their culture

Actually this is

I just saw a road rage video where a full grown man threw a toddler tantrum from being cut off.

boiled brussel sprouts do kinda smell bad by come the fuck on!

reminder that bitcoin climb does not benefit you
you are not officially forever priced out and you will never ever pay off you debts
Only long time holders and the incredibly rich will profit off of this climb
And you are so stupid and desperate you'll probably put your savings into a rugpull

does your countries government fine its own towns for not having a pride flag up even though your town doesn't even a flagpole?

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Brussel sprouts are one of my favorite vegetables. They're like bite sized cabbages. So good. I also like onion, and tomato and cabbage

I don't eat vegetables, ever since I was a kid

how dare you not celebrate the state religion chud

Thinking of growing some tree onions
They're self fertilizing

Emo, Ont.

I made their flag on the extraflags extension
maybe they SHOULD celebrate pride month.

Cabbage fried in a pan, mixed with cooked pasta and sugar on top is based just a quick yummy tip (Hungarian dish type situation)

I like raw fresh garlic finely chopped and sprinkled over meals, as well as chili peppers. If I have time and room on my plate I throw a handful of cabbage or spinach on the plate as well.

My dad instilled in me a love of vegetables. He was 6'3, a big guy and he told me if I wanted to be big too id have to eat my vegetables.
He used to slice a tomato in half and put pepper on it and just eat it. I marveled, and started emulating him when I was older

P s. Is the captcha taking forever to load for everyone else too?

how tall did you end up being

5'3

5'6

Stunning report from the Hoover Institution. Out of 7.3 million private sector jobs created nationally since 2022, only 5,400 were in California. That's .0007 of the total.

Virtually the only new California jobs, 96.5%, are in government.

Today I tried cauliflower rice for the first time
Chopped it too finely so it had more of a couscous mouthfeel
Was pleasantly surprised nonetheless, expected it to end up just turning into mush
Shall be trying it again (weight watchers approved)

I actually don't mind my car getting stolen cause my insurance will buy me a new one

Six feet

tall guy

ayooo this ayy has six feet

bought a cd just quality checking it.
didn't realize it was a christian band because they didn't make it clear on the cover at all you have to open the lyrics booklet to find out.
goddammit it almost seems dishonest and wrong of them to design it that way. if this band werent christian it would sell faster the genre and style otherwise is a good seller but christianity literally taints it and decimates its value. thats my honest to god appraisal

I drive a citroen picasso

I once overheard a girl talking to another girl and said I was the minimum height she would date. That made me feel good

literally a shame the cd and case and sleeve are in very good near mint condition and it happens to be one of those god freak musics.

I'm going, going
back, back
to Cali, Cali

Been watching old day job orchestra YouTube videos from like 15 years ago. Shit is hilarious. I still quite then to this day

I scream bullshit sandwiches

....then you can ring the BITCH police!

All art is propagandistic in nature, but good propaganda should be subtle

girls don't really have a good grasp on height anyway, and almost every man lies so that doesn't help either

I think its easier to create new jobs in other parts of the country where the minimun wage is not 20$. Also the tech layoffs hit California hard.

You and me in Japan, watch me dance

its subtle and impossible to tell until you play it or read the lyrics in the booklet then its not subtle at all

Maybe they expected people buying their album to know who they are

Watching

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idk man im a big time record appraiser and didnt recognize them. i bought it because i had a sense that it would have high value based on other factors

YouTube Jimbob Orchestra with a Falafel.

there are more Mexicans in the /ptg/ thread on Anon Babble than in this thread, and they are not anti Pmurt

Explain to me why we need taxes when we print money?

otherwise is a good seller but christianity literally taints it and decimates its value. thats my honest to god appraisal

la la la la la la la

i want an animal mascot personally. what about a coyote because they're all over in all our countries

well its not my fault this shit doesnt sell. not my fault that christian branded metal has a bad rep.

she should be holding a Coke

No that's stupid

We already have one

That ting isn't the /cum/ mascot

Too much money printing will create hyper inflation. Check what happened in my country in 1923!

The irish redditor phenomenom is quite a thing

i think an ai generated girl simply wearing attire representing 3 countries at once is stupid

She looks too white.

omg shes a woman!

a-a-and shes brown (but also aryan)!

a-and we drew here as an anime girl!

This is so cool and unique never been done before on mongolian basket weaving forum

Right but nobody cares what you think because you're Canadian. Hope that helps

You managed to not kill yourself.

she looks like that okay boomer latina (with makeup)

We already have a mascot why do you guys keep forgetting about /cum/ bebe

Official /cum/ mascot!

Never seen it

'cado is our mascot

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not on purpose, or for any real reason, but I can't remember the last time, or if I have ever replied to a leaf here

His new form is better, looks more evil

Goatse is our official mascot.

/polska/ has an animal mascot (a fox) /cum/ could have one too

There's no reason to remember

Closet furry, fuck off and yiff in hell

they are either insanely boring, or mentally ill

Her boobs look fake.

WE NEED AN OFFICIAL /cum/ BRAND

WE NEED AN OFFICIAL /cum/ CELEBRITY MASCOT

WE NEED AN OFFICIAL /cum/ ANIMAL MASCOT

WE NEED AN OFFICIAL /cum/ SPORTSBALL TEAM

WE NEED AN OFFICIAL /cum/ FUNGI GENUS

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wow... i wanted mascot to be non-sexual. that was the point of talking away from the cringy anime girl mascot idea

Spinster, make a new and make it a good one *snaps fingers* chop chop

NEW

Official /cum/ baseball team

animals as a symbol of a group is ancient