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Black men

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Sir Minus Offer

schoolgirl legs time

what are the top dating apps in the british isles

Sir Price Checker

freeze the pensioners
gas the jobless

are perfect for jenna?

*enters thread*

Sir Petition Ignorer

sir corn act repeeler

what do you do for work anon?

uh mostly move numbers around in a spreadsheet for a few hours a week

says right there in the article

GMP said officers had found other content "locked under paywalled accounts which included footage of suspected non-consensual nudity and upskirting" in the course of the investigation.

name a more iconic duo

kek done him

literally the same image from last thread
avatarfag confirmed

and your da

UNATTENDED BABY IN THE BAGGING AREA

I am literally unable to

Doesn't say if they took the pictures

just feel like she could put a bit more effort in to be feminine honestly

um

oh my god not the avatars!!!! thread ruined :((((

why were they investigating anyway? should they investigate you and look for crimes you've committed?

Sir Ben Kingsley

genuinely do wonder what it'd be like to have a willy that big

you are a proper retard lad you think doctors are like magicians in your little video games who can give you healing spells to fix a broken leg

why's that based
are you a fag?

Sir Democracy Hater

Bradley Walsh

gock is hot

lads don't be fooled. that was a woman

Sukeir Starmer

Says right there in the article

A BBC North West investigation revealed such films had gained millions of views and attracted misogynistic comments, which led to a police inquiry.

excellent, you'll be spared the gas then, what about your neighbour?

I dunno, I think he just goes on some anime website and shouts weird phrases like "scrandemic" and "dee lads"

thanks for your assistance sir, we'll send a van to dispose of him

Jacob Cock-Mogg

Just because certain mental illnesses such as schizophrenia and psychosis exist, does that mean they all have to exist?
Why are some professionals now saying that BPD and ADHD don't exist and are unsupported by science?

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are you a fag?

He literally fantasises about black guys fucking famous actresses.

you've been diagnosed with one of these haven't you and it makes you seethe. take your meds lol

Not long off a flight and there was severe turbulence for 2 hours straight. I feel ill

might put the jav on

Sir Bradley Walsh

Diddums

there was turbulence after the flight? bit unusual

even human toddlers are smarter than animals. how can animals deal with this blow? (they don't have the brain power to even know they are dealt this blow)

Exposed that nutter

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so he was investigated for filming in a public place? and having people that aren't him, comment "misogynistic" comments on videos he recorded? still absolute nonsense.

haha x

They post under irish flags on Anon Babble

what is the british equivalent of the turkette

getting scared of turbulence

Omds Timmy

the more mental illnesses they invent, the more medication they can sell. And get the government to pay for with their 'mental health' schemes, because it's easy to take advantage of gullible politicians and the public.

You see the hypocrisy right?

you HAVE to do this meaningless bullshit button pressing to survive!!

society is a well oiled machine at this point
Making food and bringing it to restaurants and preparing it takes like 15% of the population
water / engineering work even less
maintaining standards / law enforcement even less

most people just aren't needed and we need to stop pretending otherwise

oh my days

It's not that I'm scared of it. It just made me feel very sick

Humans are animals

ooooooh, we're halfway there,
ooooooooooh, sitting on a chaaair

is that right? woah...

*gently leads you to the gas chamber*

there's more to life than sitting around eating you fat fuck, jesus

Sitting around and eating is literally the best part of life lmao

Of course there's more to life than eating. And I'm blessed to live in a country that allows me to explore my spiritual and philosophical pursuits and supports me in doing that

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feeling depressed and lonely again

The lunch paki za

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You are now playing the Ryanair boarding music in your head

Humans are biologically classified as animals

We like to think we're so much better than other animals, but really we're just a type of animal

it not right

peng

nice creps gayboy

what am I looking at here

never flown Ryanair. not a povvo you see

Grim fat cunt

naked women

who are "they"

business idea: self-refrigerating pillows

So is she actually a retard now or?

Clues are starting to point to my ex having cheated before our relationship ended. It shouldn’t make that big of a difference but it actually makes a huge one
How can you trust women ever?

Rich people don’t say shit like that mate lol you’ve probably never left your smelly grey provincial town have you

slutty fully loaded fries for dinner

What do you talk to girls about

ktim i can't prove it and have absolutely no evidence whatsoever but the more i think about it the surer i am

there are multiple definitions of animal, please stop.

Clubbing, drugs, having sex, New York City, travel to Bali and Nigeria

wen cronem tek di baton out x

gonna get dominos later

Really interesting thread

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After you’re done catfishing on your Android emulator is it mate? Lovely stuff get it down you big boy x

I had some suspicions but there was never a flaming gun
Positive there was “emotional cheating” going on but whether it got physical I don’t know. We’re still on friendly terms and discussed getting a coffee in the future; I’m not sure if I want to know or not but I think I should just straight up ask

So do you like ice cream and that?

Business idea: dating app for fat people called Binge

any of a kingdom (Animalia) of living things including many-celled organisms and often many of the single-celled ones (such as protozoans) that typically differ from plants in having cells without cellulose walls...

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/animal

if he was filming old men and women walking down a shopping street would he also be in jail, yes or no I don't know british law.

business idea: acquire all /brit/posts, remove jfs, train an AI on them and have /eternalbrit/
business case : none

Agam Tamam

how old is too old to go back to sixth form

Whats illegal about it exactly

Shagged a lass who was going out with a guy I knew, he wasn't my mate so I didn't care. He would always give me dirty looks for some reason (before I put my knob her) so he deserved it.

I dunno if he ever found out, he certainly didn't say anything after they broke up a few months later but I hope he did.

19

you can now be arrested for filming in public

This country is a meme

thoughts?

me? guess I was a shoulder to cry on

Young women are different targets compared to old geezers

i'll put you asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. don't say stuff and follow up on it. i'll be waiting

Definition 2 on the same link you posted.

It's harassment Rorke, don't be obtuse now

ive flown ba, emirates, qatar, singapore
you are just a peasant

By having a real vag

don't give a fuck about the last -20 posts

how so

Should've given her a knob to cry on wahey

Yes I'd say I'm a pretty big fan of that

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What do you think they discussed in the first /brit/ thread

take your phone out to take a photo of something

someone gets in the frame

say that’s harassment

Does that warrant arrest to you?

thought it was Friday tomorrow

needs a baton inside of her asap

leftypol btfoing rorke

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should i get a big fat pizza takeaway for my big fat arse, yes or no

thoughts on pits?

Now it's a party!

trans womxn are more female than woMEN themselves

british say lawyer instead of solicitor?

not sure if the voice in my head is god or satan

need a tickle

theres a difference

Thinking about driving to an exotic destination tomorrow.

Maybe the triple point between Nevada, California and Oregon

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LOL

there are two different jobs

So have I you insecure mong lmao, Is that meant to be impressive or something? Ryanair and other budget airlines are often the only carrier who fly many routes, there’s nothing wrong with them at all.

shes the new lara croft

completely different things

good
need more sophie

got the gf with me here say hi lads!

Hi lad!

Reckon it just going to embrace my hairless skinny twink build and wait for my body to gracefully grow out of it by 23 or 24

And not a poof, some women like that body type

okay here we only say solicitor lawyer sounds foreign

Why is there any trend at all between nicer countries having lower denomination currency?

Like why is a U.S. dollar worth like 50 pesos. Same with India. Same with Russia. Same with any other third world countries. Why doesn't Mexico just make the peso similar in value to the dollar

she's trans btw if that matters

the jobs on indeed be fucking lying they don’t be hiring nobody

*emits a ghoulish growl as I whip my seven limbs and tail around the place*

didnt ask

because it doesn't matter in the slightest
stupid yank

Are there any employers out there seeking a cretinous slug of their respective office

My auntie and uncle are literal multi millionaires that own several private dental clinics, send their kids to private school and go on holidays all across the world and skiing

And when they travel to say a European city like Prague, or to Barcelona, or Italy in the summer, they still use Ryanair and other budget airlines. Just cause it’s good value for money and much more convenient.

getting my car fixed

BSE is... mad cows disease?

mum asked me to leave the door open when i was playing with my little niece, wtf does that mean

never going to have kids… could cry thinking about that

bit racist colouring them in like that

She needs the bull to know he isn't being cucked

Are you infertile?

Just please, ban miscegenation. I am sick and tired of this rubbish, it's evil. NOBODY who does this is moral.

There are no fucking Latinos in the UK
Hate how pathetically Americanised we are

These statistics make zero sense, is this saying men get contacted online 5x more than women?

fuck sake been invited to wedding and their RSVP form asks for a "song that will get you on the dancefloor"
sick of this forced fun shite already

< 3

The Thrill Is Gone - B.B King

Don’t know why so many mongs fearmonger about AI, it’s pretty convenient to have someone you can just ask anything that also simultaneously knows everything that is available online

right that's it i've had it i'm making spag bol for tea RIGHT NOW

ave maria

Latinos

Clearest sign of a yankified zoomer mong is when they talk about "latinos" in the UK

Right miserable cunt arent you

sorry for party rocking

May aswell be

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think i've got delirium tremens lads
do i go see a doctor or what?

Yes lad that's what I'm having

It's just people who are fearful of the erosion of humanity in everyday life, nothing big

dancing is a sin.

Kayne West got cucked by a white man with a massive penis and herpes

AYI.com

Never heard of it

massive huge anime breasts

my ears are burning

probably got gay retard disease

So in the future, when psychiatrists propose new mental disorders and criteria without any supporting scientific evidence, will we be expected to accept it as fact?

What humanity? Everyone has been atomised for 80 years already.

me on the right

kek

Weddings are a borefest unless it's a close mate's wedding to be fair

Weed is a medicine, if you try deny me my medicine I will consider that an attack on my life and WILL respond with self defense accordingly

20 words irish people mispronounce and how to say them correctly evoke.ie

can they stop showing this dialect imperialism woke propaganda. it's anti-irish, and it's pro-foreign and it's Americanisation. These people should be ashamed of themselves they are foul.

Father of missing Hawaii woman found dead in apparent suicide in Los Angeles, LAPD says

ive worked it out now (took me a full year), but its that the left thinks that the science is a democratic vote - and that means they can just scream louder or legally enforce it (their ideas). they think this is how it works. they think words > evidence and that words dont matter

Silence mickwit

wednesday hangovers. a rare delight

is this saying men get contacted online 5x more than women

No, it's saying that women would prefer contacting white men. Doesn't men every white man in the country mate.

its indian night tonight de lads

they think that the science is settled when everyone has held it for a while, to give it their thoughts, and that might be whatever the last person said; they think that the the scale is based on how good it makes them feel

15 CANS OF STELLA

get lost woke gobshite

corrrr lads fannies just what are they made of? make a man go mad so they bloody do corrr

Mousenonce googling the Big Other and then closing the tab

Is no one going to answer this? Are you all sheep?

horrific headlines paired with bradley will never not be funny

fuck the crone gonna do
only at greens plane high :crying_Laugh emoji: this nigga having thoughs. yall can enjoy crime

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int main void

corrrr lads fannies

Bit parched, could do with an Oasis

this
it's just a classic gimmick at this point

mousenonce out in the rural wilderness looking for otters

its already fact, just because we're not replying to your dumb post doesn't make us sheep you dense cunt.

shieeee

I think communism might actually be nice

no chance

Never met the prick

mousey :p

Well you're a retard so

dumb yank

Does nightly booze make life better or worse?

you two go to the other place for a sec

fucking based lad whats she like

fucking based lad whats she like

One?

Any reason you disagree?

FONC

embarrassing peasants

Really shouldn't have clicked that link

it's already fact

not it isn't
you have to be very naive to trust an industry that 1) doesn't require any empirical evidence and 2) whose definitions were created by Jews

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Never flown Ryanair
More of an EasyJet man

You're going to be pissed when you find out the gulf war did not happen

might just smoke some niggaweed

randomly bringing up jews

I remember when I was like this, christ what a miserable cunt I was.

Bit chilly

Got a blanket over me x

boomers drugging their 1.3 children so they can sit on their recliner and watch the telly in peace

anti semites really be hauling out the 'proof: citizens.action.network' infograph to justify their hatred

Wore a knee brace to work yesterday and the pain in my knee has actually alleviated a bit.

How can we dance when our earth is turning?
How do we sleep while your ears are burning?

anyone want to go to the pub with me?

im in the thick of it everybody knows

Been stretching before your gym sesh?

yeah ill meet you at the cock tavern in hackney

maybe because most people don't enjoy interacting with a self-confessed paedophile who proudly uses Anon Babble?

I've had the knee pain for over a year. Knelt at ALDI or maybe got up wrong and damaged it somehow. I do stretch before gym and taekwondo and do a warm up as well.

flowery twats

Pissing it down out there

big glass of gold top

meet me in the rugglestone inn in 30 mins

You see your GP?

he's rattled

im an artist

What's your opinion on mousey?

shockingly smelly breath on one of my students

hasn't brushed his teeth ONCE in his life by my reckoning

Reckon this is his best album

maybe because most people don't enjoy interacting with a self-confessed paedophile who proudly uses Anon Babble?

Didn't ask why your mum wanted a divorce

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...

That IS mousey

stop kissing him then

an artist

What is up with the amount of people claiming back pain and other various joint paints at the ripe old ages of 25 and above. I've been lifting heavy stuff my entire life daily and I've got no chronic pain. Are young british men getting weaker?

I'm not working anymore, since April. I am much more better off now on benefits with everything paid and the security of that being all paid. Never hungry
I will not go back to work. There is no need. I'm happy.

Tried making an appointment the other day but couldn't get through. Might try again next year now as it appointments will be scarce this time of year.

A good friend of mine.

Any single and live aloners

Friend of mine became a police informer on a cult that liked to dress up as animals.

He was a rat.

*throws you out of a 30 storey window*

theyre drinking almon milk nowadays

Imagine getting permanently injured from a simple kneel lmao

Probably need to see one and they'll recommend you to a physio. Do a couple of stretches everyday when you wake up with it and avoiding putting weight on it.

I'd like to work at Jagex one day

Probably obesity. My fat sister takes up the entire stairwell from wall to wall for example.

who watches the wank men

business idea: crowland
its like seaworld but with crows instead of whales. and you breed them for big brains

Peterborough mentioned

Reddit is that way

Mad, that

do they really have a crowland

Knew a bloke who did
Smiley little paki with big dreams

Not me. Single? Yes. Living alone? Far from it, got eleven other flatmates. Patel, Big Mohammed, Patel, Rasheed, Patel, Mahammad, Abdul, Patel, Kareem, Muhammed, and Bilal all keep me company when the nights are long and the days are cold.

Corr spaff

Mad as a hatter

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Well get it posted then

Fart as a shatter

yh

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fuck the cronem gon do when fruit pebbles ahh Prince MF gon sue him for the Yuhioh cards

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jeezy own half of atlanta

psychosis, schizophrenia

these conditions have always existed sadly. there have always been nutters who hallucinate.

psychiatrists gave new names to these age-old conditions which afforded their profession respectability

then, very cunningly, they created brand-new 'personality disorders' that had no basis in reality. exaggerations of human personality traits that most people can relate with to varying degrees.

ocd, bdd, npd, adhd

they first created an air of respectability by renaming age-old mental illnesses, and then afterwards introduced bogus disorders to muddy the waters and trick people into thinking there was something wrong with them and that they needed £££herapy and £££edication

It was never about helping people. It was about manipulating and controlling them. This is what the Jews have always done remarkably well. Psychiatry has proved to be a useful tool in their toolbox.

Deeping St James

Ooh ello

rorke on a mad one hahaha

I run tutorial sessions so I have to sit down next to him and explain things on a computer at times

thoroughly torturous

yes lads the spag is boiled, the bol is cooked, we are spagging and bolling tonight my friends!!!!

new

what cronem is gon do: spam his sexual fantasies on Anon Babble int /brit/ for 10 hours again (4th time this week (its Wednesday)