you ever get a bit worn out by the state of it all
millions of men of boats arrive
the government swears to do something about it
more come, plus even more "legally"
taxed through the nose to pay for it
well at least they'd create more infrastructure, housing, and jobs for all these extra people right?
if a fictatious evil dictatorship did this it would be a bit on the nose
*shits in the thread*
*merdes dans le thread*
no point worrying about something you can't change. just focus on making a lot of money so you can live in a nice area of the country, and have the option to leave if things are really shit in decades to come
in a word 'yes'
we need to deport 10 million people at least or Britain will be dead by 2100
actually it's
*chïé dàns lé fîl*
done him
bore off, you boring fucking cunt
x files season 5 now
Sir Petition Ignorer
Father of missing Hawaii woman found dead in apparent suicide in Los Angeles, LAPD says
New Emma just dropped.
I don’t think ‘millions’ have arrived by small boats
How's tonight's gravy?
more like OLD Emma hahaha
millions, no, billions
Emma's Enema: The Emma Yank Story
Leftypol explaining to his granny on her deathbed that god and heaven aren't real
I am forklift certified
millions of men of boats arrive
no they haven’t you spastic
its the legal immigrants which are the problem
interesting how holocaust denies claim it was impossible for millions of jews to die in the span of half a decade but not millions to arrive here in the same amount of time
That to get you in and out of bed is it?
Life idea: marry an Asian woman
Cope
dunelm
Fueled by cold tea, overpriced pints, and Greggs' shrinking sausage rolls, the workers rose. They overthrew Parliament at tea break, renamed Buckingham Palace "Sconehenge," and declared:
"Jam first, crumbs later!"
Long live the Brew-ocracy.
Buxom Orientals
he said men of boats, not men by boats
they can still be called men of boats even if they arrive by sky boat
going to start eating seaweed because i hate the ocean and love carbon dioxide in the atmosphere
Nori for me, thank you
did you lads watch soogs tiktok live last night? she was building a lego darth vader
us brits love our cups of tea, innit?
Sir Cum Sharter.
Bizarre post
well said jez
Pssst, you there.
Got a sister, I do. She's loves British men and she's ovulating right now.
sir cum rope
Incest isn't a thing here
what's wrong with him now?
PETER HITCHENS: The world has grown less hard-working, less male, less smelly, less earthy, less meaty. The death sentence for Smithfield sums this up
dailymail.co.uk
Portrait of English Indie pop duo The Tings Tings (Jules De Martino and Katie White) photographed at the The Circus Space in London (2008)
jobs for all
they have though
business idea: McDonanlds buys ALL of the advertisements, and EVERY ad starts with "MACDONALDS!" - and McDonalds should patent it
Who said anything about incest? I just want my sister to have that Folkestone seed if you know what I mean.
700,000 / 365 = 1917
going to start farting more to nullify the woke green agenda
Kurds are protesting in London :/
Sir Kier Starmer!
MACDONALDS!
youre allowed to do that. thats what V for vendetta was about (and sort of guy fawlkes probably)
having an alcohol free guinness :(
slags for all
Peter Lynch committed Suicide in prison, his funeral was this morning.
The 61 Grandfather was sent to jail because Keir Starmer decided to try & make an example of him.
His crime - attending a protest with a placard the Government disapproved of.
sir beer sharter
Haven’t
F
guy fawlkes
Slavery for all
Focus on your mission bro
Lift for christ brah
Maybe sniff some natty dick bro
That's your mission. Stay focused. Be the best ripped chad alpha male you can be.
if I had body hair I could go Bear Mode (straight)
She'll meet a british man and realise we're not all Prince Harry.
nice time you have alcohol just throw it up
into a jar, refriderate it with the lid on (open it for a while after 3 days, then every week after that), then the next time you have an alcohol-free beer
put the throwup in with the alcohol-free beer, let it sit at room temp for 2 weeks in your closet, burp it after 3 days, then at 11 days and heat it up
put a watering can over a TEFLON mixing jug upside downn, with the spout facing towards a bottle
i not responsible for you drinking methanol like the Chinese tourists
but if you look it up there are boiling points for the proper teperature, so discard the liquid before that boiling point and up to whatever temp you think is best :)
What's the gravy situation???
Think this covers it
nice one cheers
CHRIST is KING!
Prince Harry Potter
It's safely in its cardboard tube awaiting the boiling hot sunday rains
i mean, you could drink the vomit + alcohol free beer after fermentation but i thought it would be for the best to go on
and i forgot about adding sugar. you can add blueberries or strawberries if you want ^.^
you got 2 holes bro lock in
hasanabi on cnn right now
you get stranger every time you post
eggs are gone
i want to go live in the Canadian wilderness, drink vodka and piss in a bottle to put it out at night, discard the water
theres no one good to vote for anyway
River Mersey from the Royal Liver Building, 1930s and 2024
Original photo by J. E. Marsh
do you watch the BBC very often iyc?
bit rude
toby
Didn't know they had cameras 70 years ago
i watch match of the day on a sunday morning
We have to deliver raw milk to the Negro Communities by 7pm
increasingly outdated guardian headshot
only attenborough stuff really
magnum pi blud shilling this scam LOL
the schizophrenic urge to want to move to Canada
just ate a very unsatisfying dinner
fuck me this means a shitload of snacking later
yeah?
Upper Pownall Street at Tabley Street, 1927 and 2024
The news mostly
don't think I've watched a bbc show weekly since Line of Duty and Peaky Blinders.
Will watch Apprentice when that comes back
tempted to nip out and get some bevvies before the game tonight - but diettoil looms large over me and compels me not to ingest 800 calories of poison to make European football more entertaining
But first, I think we do have to consider the unfortunate fact that the UK has once again caught the eye of the man soon to be found affixing stickers reading “Elon’s room – keep out!!!!!!!” on the door of the Lincoln Bedroom in the White House.
NEED a classical liberal party to rise up and lead the way
enjoy the immense boredom of watching champions league with ZERO snacks
good for them if the couple is Jewish
otherwise hes going to have a bad time
oy vey, a baby at the airport
it doesnt have a ticket! oy!!
What a belter. How does she do it?
diet coke and some cashews
LOL timmy found out she had some of dat cronem luvin on the side
Liverpool to face Real Madrid: Kelleher, Bradley, Konate, Van Dijk, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Jones, Salah, Nunez, Diaz.
Subs: Jaros, Davies, Gomez, Endo, Szoboszlai, Gakpo, Elliott, Trent Alexander-Arnold, Quansah, Morton.
smoke some weed, zero calories in it
like the noises women make
damn kids are mean to their parents
just had a shower and there was ZERO steam produced from it, what's that all about
oh my days
Your flat must be hot
I like the ones they make when you put your willy in them and theyre all like ahhh ohhh mmmhhh
Quansah
He an onlyfans simp ass nigga
alri, gascentral'eating-berg billionairestein
they switched over to steamless water in some areas
mousey what the fuck mate
Got any by the canals? They’re always great
bet there was a lot of water vapour though
you don't shower in boiling hot water do you? so yeah there should be no steam
diet coke is actually such a shout - you're a fucking genius, mate
Quansah
Ent that black christmas?
MY BACK IS BROKEN
SPINAL
why would there be steam?
Asked Google and it's having a laugh talking about steam generators
screeching
think you've been playing too many steam games (sad)
Police can apparently install devices on suspect's bodies to track their movements.
They're called spinal taps.
nobody claimed this - but millions of low IQ browns have arrived via legal channels
Ain’t actually steam, steams invisible. It’s water vapour condensing in the air because the heat of the water causes the surrounding air to be able to hold less water
im going to grow ger cultures so i might want to use alcohol free beer to do it, because the alcohol kills bacteria. ill probably use piss stored at -3 and use the liquid, after adding bleach, or baking soda. a little bit of N,-triamine is good for the germs
or using spit or something
they got my nigga ludacris shilling movado watches oh my daaaaaysss
Canada...
I'm looking. I'm not seeing it.
shits all over your terrorist casio g shock 190
Lad in the OP did, unless by ‘men of boats’ he means sailors
You need to rotate the hams to get them steamed
just got back from the gym and collapsed and cried on the bed again lads
it’s not getting any better. my regrets are consuming my every waking moment. We should still be together and have a beautiful future ahead of us. I’m so indescribably depressed and lonely
shall be watching villa vs juve over another real madrid stinker
im not 190
Looking forward to your midlife crisis blog
lately i hear rorke's been empowering and holding space for queer disabled women of colour, and it's just giving such green flags and positive energy, so i just wanted to signal boost this for any folks who need to read this today
eat more
Got a summer job and worked 3 months straight, often taking weekend shifts when i could, built up over £8000 after taxes with my main motivation being that i was wanting to finance a new PC for myself
And here i am, almost 4 months after i got my last paycheck and haven’t spend a dime, what was the point of it all? I don’t even care anymore
kek, this is me!
Tennis is by far the worst sport to play for white men.
RT
why did they cast brown people in Wolf Hall season 2? lmaoooo the fucking state of it
it'll get better
one day at a time
videogames are gonna get more realistic
Do not look up pinhole phimosis, whatever you do
had a mate that listened to this for 6 months when he got broken up with
youtube.com
maybe it'll help you
But will your posts get more interesting?
It was fine back in the day before steroids let them push their bodies past breaking point
Arrested for filming in public???
im going to grow ger cultures
why?
tennis used to be so based
blessed we saw the golden age
Slags??????
germ cultures*
I never actually listened to this song. Suggesting an open relationship in the break up conversation holy shit this nigga was desperate
catherine zeta jones sex arse
Ever try deep sea cheesy baked potatoes? Cause you’re gonna, and you’re gonna love ‘em
another £5,508.00 spent on rent for a shoe-box I have to share with 4 other strangers
Alright eggheads since you know what water vapour is, what's the difference between that and steam?
Surely not
“My daily life isn’t what I would like it to be. I can’t play football, I can’t play padel [tennis]. It’s terrible. They took [from] me the chance to do what I loved the most, which was to play tennis,” “It’s very tough. There are moments where I have no more strength. I’m not indestructible. I have good things, bad things but most of the times I have to fake it and put a good face, but many times I feel terrible. Every day when I wake up I have to take six or seven pills. Gastric protectors, anti-inflammatories, one for anxiety. Then the pills made me gain weight so they told me to stop eating some things”.
Del Potro said his problems had started after he had knee surgery following his injury at Queen’s. “The doctor told me I would play in three months. I even signed up for three indoor tournaments at the end of the year. Since that moment, I was never able to climb stairs without pain. I hurts when I drive, it hurts many times when I go to sleep. It’s been a never-ending nightmare.”
Kids in my yard again. Working up the courage to tell them to fuck off
corrrr corrrrr
but is it worth throat cancer?
microwaving a pint of sunflower oil in a plastic container and drinking the entire thing
Bit weird that women have breast envy and they’re often on display. Imagine if it was normal to see another blokes bulge, or know how big it is when erect. What would be the implications of that?
alri Oxrford privatehighschool Birningham
Water vapour doesn't come out your arse when blokes shag you
trying to shift a stubborn poo are we?
poor fella
I was going to do that but she blocked me so I never even got the chance lol
you WILL NOT microwave the sunflower oil
The fate of many lanklets
Mental how sunflowers aren't actually from the sun
no matter what I do
all I think about is you
even when I'm with my boo
boy, you know I'm crazy over you
1700pcm for a shoe box with 45 minutes commute
Landberg wants 1850 next year
Dunno how people survive without roomates.
in America this is: microwaving and drinking a thing of sunflower oil
But injuries took their toll on his 6ft 6in frame and he reached only one more grand slam final, finishing runner-up to Djokovic at the 2018 US Open.
God a 6ft6 man should not be playing Tennis no matter how healthy you are you'll for destroy your knees
Depends how technical you wanna be but in general it’s heat and that vapour is generally in equilibrium with the rest of the atmosphere. Steams kinda being forced there
No matter what I do
All I think about is poo
Even when I'm on the loo
You know I'm wanking over you
get the bags in
get the slags in
another £5,508.00
Even split 5 ways how is a 5 bedroom a shoebox
classic song
the worst fucking thing is I know it’s all my fault
I didn’t respect her enough, didn’t fully appreciate what I had, didn’t show her enough affection
Christ what I wouldn’t fucking give to just hug her again
honestly just find a woman to shack up with any woman it does not matter just pick any woman and say lets shack up and I will shag you and watch love island and pay rent just give me a bedroom
She blocked you on goodreads lad
Most people should not be exercising if they can help it
Humans are meant to be mostly idle
We should use our brains to reduce how much toil we need to do, sports is a ridiculous pursuit except for soldiers who should be seeking an early, glorious death anyway
it's a flatshare
if she’d just one day said she stopped loving me or she cheated on me I honestly don’t think i would feel half as bad
it’s knowing it’s all my fault and I drove her away
TRVTHNVKE
What are the best switch games to play
She blocked you on goodreads
The daughter of Bruce Willis, shared a photo of her father at a dinner.
insanely sad
they have to sew his initials on his clothes now
he has super dementia
cheeky penne pizza down the hatch
Alri duke fatfuck lardlord of porkdonia
what's up with the guys who post interracial couples on this thread
Corrr
just posting this image again because i saw it above and liked it a lot and wanted to have a post with it :-)
But exercise makes you a more effective thinker
Oh wait I forgot the picture. That's either ironic or very concerning
:3
How niggas know they're a bad reader laughing emoji fire fire fire
getting dementia is probably the most horrible ways to go. I know it's the far-cry of a distant drum, but if I got diagnosed with it in my 60s like he did, I'd probably just spaff all the money on a big-family holiday as a "goodbye" to them all and then throw myself off a cliff
Requesting permission to cum
then throw myself off a cliff
or if that bill passes, you can go out painlessly..?
what is with you /brit/, always with the grisly suicides
So no chance of a Die Hard return then is there
'There is more and more evidence emerging, including our research, that decapods [crabs] experience pain so we should treat them as we would treat other animals.'
In their study, the researchers used brain scans to see how crabs' nervous systems react when they are exposed to painful stimuli.
This revealed the first evidence that crabs process pain in the exact same way as humans.
Why wouldn't they have felt pain?
You ever want someone to push you off let me know
smash that peng tranner smash him smash smash smash *cum*
the thing is, I know if by some miracle I got a new gf tomorrow I’d be absolutely fine and never think about her again
Why wouldn't they have felt pain?
Scientists being autistic fucktards
Don't eat animals!!!
easiest not to think about it
Saw "Wicked" at the cinema. Person in front of me was crying
filter out non-whites on hinge
still get shown non-whites
what did they mean by this
you only get to die once, I don't want to waste it in some bed that I'll probably piss all over as soon as I'm gone
Post your favourite well dressings
protect turkeys!!
youtube.com
if they didn't want to be eaten, why are they so delicious?
checkmate, vegan
KWAB!
Eat cornish meat pie haha
some animals dont experience pain but i think would get a signal or flashing light to get away from the painful stimuli. maybe not with crabs but anon said that about slugs or something the other day - but if you chopped a bit of it off, it would still realize that a piece is missing
and a crab is just being a crab then all of a sudden is in boiling water. its not even aware of what its doing
I would cry if someone made me watch it
granddad went turkey hunting in the border between NI and ireland
jumper absolutely STINKS of basmati rice
mental the mental gymnastics people do to not think about how boiling an animal alive is not painful for them lol
vegetarians look weak and ugly, that's all the proof I need to scran turkeys
Boiling a crab alive
and thats why i said that bill will let you go out on your own terms
the way europe does it, the doc gives you a pill. one last little party with the people you care about, then tuck up in bed and send yourself off
might be non-incelwalk time for me lads
um
toby :p
people just can't emotionally connect with things like crabs or insects because they're ugly - so they don't really care if they're in pain. in china they boil dogs alive because the chinese can't relate to them. it's pretty much the exact same logic.
Finishing bleaching my mugs, ready for a wash and then let them dry on the rack for tomorrow x
11 seconds
Trannies always make long ass vids, more than you want to see. That's the telltale sign
On the shop for tonight, getting the alcohol in for tomorrow, my liver is fucked hahaha and the doctor is screaming at me to stop but I won't
the telltale sign is her cock and bollocks
also ran my fucking glasses over on the way to work this morning
got to the office and couldn’t find them anywhere, but knew I had them in my hand when I left the flat
so was squinting at the screen all day like a spaz
anyway got home got out the car and there they were flattened on the floor lol
Does Anon Babble remove EXIF data if you post a pic from your phone?
I'm extremely stupid and cringe
so they don't really care if they're in pain
But they should at least say that then instead of saying they don't feel pain when you boil them alive
some animals dont experience pain but i think would get a signal or flashing light to get away from the painful stimuli. maybe not with crabs but anon said that about slugs or something the other day - but if you chopped a bit of it off, it would still realize that a piece is missing
and a crab is just being a crab then all of a sudden is in boiling water. its not even aware of what its doing
most famous aussie
hes going :)
want a beer but i'm too cold
nothing remotely cool about that, mate
disappearing into the ocean though? cool as fuck
Yes except if you post on the Photography board iirc
They got our boy
Corr willy is getting a stiffy from just thinking about her
warm special brew
Yeah. IIRC they auto strip it because people were basically doxing themselves with the data.
the charges, constable?
Police should reveal the tactics he was using
literally who
nothing like a hot beer on a cold day
dedicating this to all the /brit/ boys
youtube.com
Ok thanks. Feel better now
genuinely had a terrific wank earlier lads, i wank to videos of women eating food (asmr) and it is always wonderful but this lady tonight was chewing like a camel with the top of its head blown off and my oh my
animals are alive and have feelings - no matter the size. dogs have feelings. moles have feelings. love all our animal friends. they are also related to us since we share ancestors.
this is rorke
Making women feel ashamed for dressing like whores
I want to be her so bad
well? post it
but if they say that then they'll be admitting that they're lazy shits and/or cold and emotionless. they would rather do mental gymnastics to justify boiling something alive.
it'll ruin the meat!
it's not safe!
they can't feel anything anyway so it's pointless!
they die too quickly for them to feel anything!
in their mind it relieves them of any and all moral duty - even if what they're touting is total bollocks (and they know it)
anyway gonna heat up my chilli and eat it while watching Joe rogan
few asahis
stick the footy on
I’ll be right as rain
hope you’re having a good night lads
absolutely terrific little webm
tomato sauce for germ culturing
good, nonce should have his head kicked in
ngl i remove the EXIF data myself before posting just in case. Never know
Link to video?
posted it again award
if you are not able to kill an animal yourself you shouldn't eat one. you are just keeping their deaths out of sight out of mind.
Bro Jogan
hope you’re having a good night lads
i am, matey. got a beer and things are ok for now.
focks
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T FILM IN PUBLIC
joe rogan in 2024
Only feel sexual feelings towards men when I imagine being a woman so I'm basically straight
goes to show what a but of gyming, a good orthodontist, and a skin-care routine can do for a woman
Seems impractical
Was he filming kids?
won't cos you mongs will post her name or post in the comments about coming from brit and whatnot but on the other hand I can post where i found the video: thisvid
do you have a fursona? is it a fox?
she's also blatantly had a tummy tuck
good lad
we’ll get there in the end mate :)
wtf
do they actually let you filter by race on hinge? that doesn't seem very pc.
gyming
this chubby slag doesnt do gyming
no i don't wear animals as costumes. they are real creatures.
whad tha fuc
rorke complaining about how immigrants are a threat to women and then screaming bloody murder because an immigrant who kept harassing drunk women got arrested
pick a fucking lane, mate
Are you enjoying all the italian manifactured goods you are rely on to live?
being gay should be illegal, right lads
are you a real fox?
that doesn't seem very pc.
Think the app is only on mobile
Name?
I've killed bugs, think that counts
no, probably 18+ women, still a wog-coded thing to do and deserves his head kicked in
yes thank you for the moka pot, i got one with italian colours
heh
Not sharing that mate, I've got a highly doxxable surname
sticking an electrical plug up inside a mong's arse to see them flail around as 400 gigawatts shoot through their veins
children should be told that meat comes from killing animals. sausages were pigs. let them know the pig was murdered and they are eating part of the pig that was cut off. don't teach them that you can just let others in a place far away kill living, smart creatures and you just get to eat them while pretending the suffering didn't exist.
italian manufactured goods
the only italian goods i manufacturer is my pasta i cook lol
alri Mr. Iliveinsharttownidahowestofthebigtoilet
children should be told that meat comes from killing animals
Err think they already are mate.
Indian?
children should be told that meat comes from killing animals
what else do we tell them you fucking mong. everyone knows meat comes from animals lmao
new
Um the post count
I'm John :)
She's build like a fridge but I'd still pop the salami in her egg chute.
every adult knows this and doesn't give a shit sweaty
except bent vegans etc.