/brit/

Sex with my trans gf

of course we do you ignorant slug

why

something in here stinks and it MIGHT be my arse

Hi Peter
Maybe an obvious one, but was Solsbury Hill inspired by Silbury Hill in Wiltshire?
Big fan btw

xx

Catberg staring at the wall like there's a ghost in the room

why

was just taking the mick cobba x

got called a demure wastrel in poundbakery

based and ivanpilled

sorry but that's a trade secret and my producers would sue my nuts off if i divulged that information

pacing back and forth dragging my knuckles along the floor as i try to think of another post

emailing rape threats to peter hitchens

I don't think you should be taking the lord's name in vain btw just don't do it

morning de lads
buy me booky wook
etc

wake up brother, you had us worried you must have hit your head pretty hard there. "rorke", "'nonces"? you must get up, the water buffalo are moving again

can smell you r9k incels from a mile away

Neil Oliver's tumescent homunculus

that wasn't really a vain usage though was it? i was thinking him
tonight i will pray for you and all your yank brethren to develop the ability to take 10 seconds to think before you post

yeah?

anyone seen the anime black lagoon

rorkes gone woke call him worke

begone you flippant midwit

literally never been on there lol
just love the smell of casual racism in a morning
smells like... disdain

I'd rather be a /brit/ incel than be black

yeah i'm sure someone has
i'm sure there's someone else who will feel the need to inform you that they don't watch anime, i bet you'll be really impressed then

my head teeth and eyes no longer hurt

you used his name to mock another and that is clearly not the right thing to do
wise up

back off to the front lines to commit war crimes against ukrainians tomorrow ivan?

sure

done it bros, stocks & shares ISA capped out for the year

What most people now refer to as a 'cuckold' was, in fact, historically referred to as a 'witold' or 'wittol'. To be a 'cuckold' was to be unaware of the act of infidelity, whereas to be wise to it - even approving or encouraging of it - was a different thing entirely.

well if that's how you choose to interpret it... well, it would make you quite dumb of course, but i can see how it could be construed as a matter of opinion

watcher
of the
skies
WATCHER OF ALL

ISA

I only drink lager anyway

hmm ah yes niggers is it

Doesn’t really matter. All of those people are deserving of nothing but the blade. Let’s slice their heads off and be done with it.

amazing
things never change

not drinking bitter

state

my life is over and it never even began, should've been aborted, would've saved all involved a lot of headaches

in bed yelling

It was a joke, in actual fact I only drink Timmy Taylors

you're losing ground rapidly so I advise you to cease

reading about private military contractors
very curious

if i ever get clean smooth bedsheets again i'm gonna wriggle around on them like a worm

based

wonder how many people here live in tower blocks in margate or hull and how many live in rural thatched cottages in somerset or the isle of wight

think of having a net worth of $5 million, a nice house, a beautiful wife etc
now think of your current situation
plot out the path from a to b
execute said scheme
simple as

this is my world today

indubitably

It’s a lot worse to have had a great life and to have lost it.

If the people who knew me 5+ years ago could see me now, they’d think I’m pathetic. They’d laugh at me.

It’s a lot better that they presume (erroneously) I’m dead, as sad as it may be.

are there even tower blocks in margate? it's quite a sought after place now, lots of Londoners moving there to start art galleries and natty wine bars

I wonder if the Right Reverend Bishop of Durham ever browses Anon Babble

what happened

summahtime and da libin' is easy
fish a jumpin and da cotton is high

the lifetime isa is such a fucking scam

art galleries

nice

wine bars

grim

i'm literally not, from my point of view you're simply embarrassing yourself, and i feel like i'm picking on a down syndrome kid right now
i kinda feel bad now so i will indeed concede, i hope this has been a positive, rewarding, esteem-building experience for you

faux-russian kino in old margate

A lot of things. But long story short, everybody who knew me a few years ago currently believes I am deceased. This is not my fault, of course. But it absolves me of a lot of burdens

ask christ for forgiveness

looks a bit like israel

Wish I'd got into model railways as a kid

(erroneously)

oh jeepers you had me worried the thread was haunted by a g--g-g-ghost

why not now?

just remembered that lad who found a message in a bottle and thought it'd be piratekino but it was this lmao

I'm too lazy and world-weary to find new passions

Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*

Zangu on his Santa Cosplay

HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!

ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!

what's for dinner tonight lads
I'm thinking... steak and pineapple

Don't think anal sex is necessarily erotic at all unless it's being done with an otherwise 'shy' 'good girl' 'girl next door' or 'religious girl' type

that would take too long, i'l be an elderly man before any such plan could come to fruition, at which point i'd no longer be allowed to have a pre-walled wife because everyone would think i'm a creep with a sugar baby

I'm on 9 days no fap, my personal record so far

god pornstars age like shit
was watching "milf" porn earlier and i assumed the woman must be at least 40 because she certainly looked like it, looked at her profile and she's 27, which is younger than me
many such cases

my favorite thing about /brit/ is the sincerity you lot put into every post

poo

ham steak?

my record is 10

Yeah seeing Kendra Sunderland in My Interracial Obsession knowing how she looks now is really depressing. Also looks like she's soulless now, she has a very glazed-over, hollow look.

what on earth are you on about? i know americans have a reputation for not understanding irony but you must be a special kind of spastic if you haven't gleaned by now that 99% of the posts here are just piss-arseing around

i hate yanks

My Interracial Obsession

RISE AND SHINE LADS

youtube.com/watch?v=J5_p3iLqChQ

Dharma refers to the teachings of the Buddha, the practice of those teachings, and the attainment of enlightenment. It's both the path and the goal.

on the train

Just woke up several minutes ago and im already depressed and thinking about how my reality is in the shitter. Need to get back to the dreamworld pronto.

goodness it's filthy

did curls lateral raises pushup and pullups

Need to get back to the dreamworld pronto

Hello

out our nuts

clearly

dipping my balls in the substance

gay stance youve got going on there

captchaberg gives me an impossible challengetoil

gets pissy when i can't solve it

what does it fucking want from me?

good day sir, and a fine morning it is too

impossible

can't've been that impossible if you just posted that, can it, brucey boy

deploying my device soon

scraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

sweaty smelly victorian era sex

barbecue and sweet chili

grim

The steak in question

elton etc

well i obviously wasn't talking about this time was i? honesly man use your brain for once in your pasty virgin life

women are goated

need this so badly

For me, it's r/publicreminders and r/pokies

Special mention to r/AssholeBehindThong as well

steak for breakfast

ffs lad

steak for breakfast

sick cunt

can't believe there are non-white races who are racist against other non-white races (take the rwandan genocide for example, or gandhi's comments on the black people of south afirca)
just a hilarious concept, like two monkeys flinging shit at each other

sick cunt

there's no way this isn't a compliment in australia

looks rancid
needs chucking

eating flesh

She’s adorable

ive got that alcoholic glow

the steak is actually quite big so I will end up having some tomorrow for breakfast actually

want her to give me a hug

But the Tutsis and the South African blacks really are lesser races

going to the bakers for breakfast, bacon and lorne roll thanks for asking

wayyy he de pussyole

shut up you hutu bastard

what the dickens did you just say

insides hurt
heart and chest and various organs
reckon my time will be up soon

wank: had
coffee: brewing
Hogwarts Legacy: soon to be fired up

*steps in to christmas*

Hutus are white

there are fewer people in ireland now that 1841

it is you drongo

i was right, and yet i'm a drongo? you're a goose mate

Are you an alcoholic? I can feel my liver throbbing but i've only been drinking heavily for 6 or 7 years, hard to believe it's giving up so soon.

Cor

whom

Pretty sure that's Livvy Dunne, college gymnast/bimbo

It’s time to put aside historical enmities and look to the future

pirating is mad when you think about it
just get to watch and play whatever you want for free

livvy dunne? you mean the chick that baby gronk rizzed up??

lived alone for 5 years but never felt lonely
might be cos I shag a lot

wasted most of my day doing useless shit on the internet award

went to australia and they called me a drimmywoomble

You should go out and find yourself a nice gf

atfw uiii dmgt iehc osth

today I gymtoiled, walked 10k steps and went swimming all on 4 hours sleep

knocked over sir watkyn bassett's grandfather clock award

hmm

i.4cdn.org/pol/1732685077233656.webm

‘I just can’t believe the British state housed and funded that notorious jihadi terrorist’

‘You mean the Hamas chief given British citizenship and a council house in Barnet?’

‘No, not him’

‘The Manchester attackers and their family who were rescued by the Royal Navy whilst fighting in Libya, given a council house in Manchester, and continued receiving benefits even when they returned to Libya, their son spending their tax credits on bomb materials to murder little girls?’

‘Err, no, not them either’

‘The terrorist who murdered an MP, living in the council funded town house near Hampstead Heath?’

‘No, the other one’

‘The ISIS torturer Jihadi George with the social house in Paddington?’

‘Close’

‘Jihadi John, notorious ISIS executioner, grew up in a series of council homes in Westminster worth millions?’

‘Yeah, that’s the one I think!

me? right now? glad you asked, i’m on the bog currently — doing a poo you see

good job champion

dark evil porn

speaking german suddenly doesn't seem so bad now

aren't they those freaks that have two toes on each foot?

the reality is there's no future for the UK

SLEDGE

lpeter

l'peter? like a black yank from the hood?

not very attractive

L'Peta-L'Pata Williams

got halfway through that game and my save corrupted
that'll teach me to not always save in the same slot

natural though innit

I shall be shitting at precisely 8:05am if anyone cares to join me

shut up it's a typo you pisstaker

league of legends is a game that only proper gimps play. prove me wrong.

alri l'peter calm down and drink ur lean

the entire moba genre is gimp-central mate

Dunno never played it
Hard to imagine it's vastly more gimpy than any other video game (except Fifa and CoD of course)

Transgender creampie

L'Petronius Gabrieloquanda

I hate my gf and that's why I love her

lupita ngyongyong
so stunning... apparently

i am a refugee from the swedish general, will you let me in?

ah the singular bradleyposter, i might've known
from now on, we're enemies

computer says no

two sides of the same coin, love and hate
the coin being passion
said this to my gf of the late 10s after we'd been rowing loads for months. she lapped it up. had a good few days of sex after. but we eventually broke up cos we hated each other

wait I fucked it

bradleyposter

singular

we’re full fuck off

fizzy cranberry citrus blood orange vanilla bean lemonade

everyone's sole mission in life is to find a way to accept death

är du galen?

will the scots ever like the english they haven't been oppressed in like 500 years or whatever but they still have a victim mentality

good post

my heart's going boom boom boom

neighbours are having a loud domestic, might put some popcorn on

No, they're permanent seethers
Any unseething Scot moved south and bred with the English decades ago

been considering buying a gaming laptop so i can play modded fifa career mode as i need a new laptop and i love fifa career mode
but probs would have to blow 800 quid on one
bit of a mare

HELP ME RHONDA HELP HELP ME RHONDA

New York alone was calculated to contain as many as 200,000 mentally subnormal people. Altogether, it was believed, about one third of the American population was dangerously backward.

The solution, in Laughlin's view, was sterilization on a massive scale. He believed in sterilizing not merely the insane and mentally deficient, but also orphans, tramps, paupers, the hard of hearing and the blind 'the most worthless one-tenth of our present population',

gaming laptop

woah

Good approach, should also gradually remove anyone who needs glasses before the age of 65 from the gene pool

No schizo, capitalists hate the USSR because it was successful and proves workers can overthrow capital. They don't teach Marxism-Leninism in university unless it's a socialist state.

need a laptop and have no need for anything more powerful it would literally be a fifa machine

lmao i bet that post came up in your dreams you must have been seething about it all night

they are getting dropped off by killers and trappers

thinking I'm going to be smoking weed and listening to alt rock all night

Ah yes, woke up first thing to continue seetheposting from the night before but you're definitely not the mentall ill one lmao

going to walk around and see what's what then never play it again

Oh you have a picture of a flower drawn on your arm wow thats so cool

November 27, 2024
The enemy occupied Novoselydivka and Petrivka, and advanced near Novomlynsk, Zhovte, Pustynka, Pushkino, Rozdolne, Rozlyv, Veselyi Hai, Rivnopol, Sontsivka, Kruhlyakivka, Berestky and Kurakhove.

oh you talk to your little online friends every day that's... so sweet...

jagex launcher

Um yikes much? X

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH
ROCK ON!!!!
LED ZEPPELIN > THE BEATLES
AS I LAY DYING ARE MY LIFE
AVENGED SEVENFOLD? UHHHH CH'YEAH, RIGHT

lad i've been trying that for over 10 years
got a few numbers
0 agree to a date
half of them ghost

the cronem are showering

Go on...

unf

went on a jaunty little incel walk

Hi Peter. I'm a big fan and have listened to your music for a long time! Thanks for taking the time to answer our questions.

My question is: how do planes work?

ahem

some mental things on the catalogue right now

i am gonna have two big tasties and chips today lads
it's my cheat day on the diet, as decided by me yesterday
and so i am gonna have two big tasties and one will be a meal
might even get a mcflurry
oooooooooh yes lads, it's cheatttttttt dayyyyyyyyy
as decided by me yday
so, i'm looking forward to that

a bitch nigga thats that shit I don't like

Need to start going to bed at like 9. Always wake up absolutely knackered. Can't remember the last time I felt energised and refreshed by a sleep

i saw a naked tranny walking down the street or something

this you?

supporting a black owned business soon

it feels so unnatural,
peter gabriel too

lol wtf
i would shag the one on the right though

always think of native american reserves like the orc strongholds in skyrim

Cockmogs me!

I just found out we only deport 3% of boat people LOL

2.26mb/s

alri dial-up internet lad

Bought membership yesterday, me

with brexit we lost access to the EU's fingerprint database of people who've claimed asylum elsewhere so we we can't find reason to send them somewhere else

cronem are singing r&b in the shower

when katy enters the traphouse

Thank God for farage though …

a tu fid wimi igeo ths ct h

mmhmm get them in asap
get their batons serviced xx

Didn't help before did it

seeing an escort on the weekend, she's one of the ones who thinks she's a therapist and not a whore, should be interesting

Could send them away based on them being foren xx

sn's seething already

...yh

in jimboomba now, but i'm heading up to mooloolaba via caboolture tomorrow

Boat people are the least of the UK's demographic concerns
Utterly dwarfed by legal African and Asian immigration

do any of you cunts actually live in poowong

jesus christ i feel like pure shit

did you know mexican kabab meat is called 'al pastor' and they serve it with pineapple

big night on the sauce was it?

Except we still had/have access to the data already downloaded up to the end of the transition period, and yet it didn't stem the flow at all

Seems like its needlessly contrarian not to share it

just smashed a kebab and now I'm off to have some ice cream

no it's just the heat, i'm lying in a pool of sweat, feel like i'm sunburnt even though i haven't set foot outside all day

growing lad

get it down ya you fat bastard

Just fucking spilled half my fucking coffee

Moana bros...

I had pumpkin cheesecake ice cream and brie ice cream on sunday and it made me ill :(

:(

I prefer portly

:'(

Not surprised, that sounds fucking disgusting

Sounds gross desu

it was the pumpkin one which was too sweet that made me feel ill actually
wish they would bring back the regular pumpkin pie flavor which was much less sweet

Everything american is too sweet

sydney?

the brie one had apricot preserves and almonds and pistachios in it and it wasn't too bad but it didn't really taste like brie which I already expected because brie tastes like nothing when it's cold
is supposedly had burrata in it too but burrata just tastes like milk so... idk
it did have a less sweet slightly savory taste to it which was nice
I had a goat cheese fig and whiskey ice cream once at another place and that one distinctly tasted of goat cheese and was delicious

int it mint when you have an hour left of sleep so you put you head back to the pillow and 5 minutes later you alarm goes off haha. Rapid that hour was

mmm well no not always
ime british sweets tend to be far too sweet
can't stomach cadbury stuff

the brie one had apricot preserves and almonds and pistachios

corr

every time I think of something to say the post count is 290+

god MOCKS me

our house
that was where we used to sleep
our house
was our castle and our keep

hawk tuah

looking at the gay porn on outer int and to be honest gay sex is really unaesthetic

*scuttles back and forth Laurel and Hardy style trying to catch your spit on my thang*

ktim

You could see this from the trailer alone, so much shit in that just straight up recycled from the first movie

To sneed, or not to sneed? That is the question.

love summer me got my swim in today soon I'll be nice and tan

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

toast with a drop or 2 of tobasco in an attempt to get the metabolism going

not how metabolism works but go ahead

thought you were talking about putting it in two spoons and clinking them together
for a second

get the metabolism going

is this a thing fat mongs say

up late toasting my tabasco

yh

The sonnets cover such themes as the passage of time, love, infidelity, jealousy, beauty and mortality. The first 126 are addressed to a young man; the last 28 are either addressed to, or refer to, a woman.

Everyone has a gay phase lads, nothing shamefil about it

get it cooked

do you think your metabolism needs walking up or what

you just typed it so yeah

despite the naysayers it has worked poo coming out at a stupendous rate

the haters don't want us having a cup of tea in the morning, getting comfy, and falling back asleep by 11:00. So guess what? That's exactly what we're gonna do