Weeb edition
/brit/
At the end of time, billions of people were scattered on a great plain before God’s throne. Some groups near the front talked heatedly – not with cringing shame, but with belligerence.
“Can God judge us? How can he know about suffering?” snapped a pert brunette. She ripped open a sleeve to reveal a tattooed number from a Nazi concentration camp. “We endured terror…beatings…torture..death!”
In another group a Negro lowered his collar. “What about this?” he demanded, showing an ugly rope burn. “Lynched..for no crime but being black!!
In another crowd, a pregnant schoolgirl with sullen eyes. “Why should I suffer?”, she murmured, “It wasn’t my fault.”
Each of these groups sent forth their leader, chosen because he had suffered most. A Jew, a Negro, a person form Hiroshima, a horribly deformed arthritic, a thalidomide child. In the centre of the plain they consulted with each other. At last they were ready to present their case.
Before God could be qualified to be their judge, he must endure what they had endured. Their decision was that God should be sentenced to live one earth – as a man!
“Let him be born a Jew. Let the legitimacy of his birth be doubted. Give him a work so difficult that even his family will think him out of his mind when he tries to do it. Let him be betrayed by his closest friends. Let him face false charges, be tried by a prejudiced jury and convicted by a cowardly judge. Let him be tortured.
“At the last, let him see what it means to be terribly alone. Then let him die. Let him die so that there can be no doubt that he died. Let there be a great host of witnesses to verify it.
“As each leader announced his portion of the sentence, loud murmurs of approval went up from the throng of people assembled.
“And when the last had finished pronouncing sentence, there was a long silence. No one uttered another word. No-one moved. For suddenly all knew that God had already served his sentence.”
Timmy on dat Ling Ling time
The Lush Life
dumb crossposter
yellow fever bros am I in?
Best Timmy culd do lmao
so ermmm the problem is god actually isn't real and christianity was actually a massive slave revolt cope from seething peasants who inverted traditional moral structures so that their oppressors, the strong, are considered evil and the buckbroken pathetic masses are actually le good for being poor and stupid
How exciting
Every vote should be like this
I made that thread, lad
I searched a random town and found "Basingstoke". What's it like?
God’s throne
God doesn't exist
People on benefits are only allowed to have 6k in savings before their benefits are affected
How does she navigate that?
didn't ask
stop crossposting
get in son
Sister buys food, fills up the fridge with it but doesn't eat it. And she doesn't ever clear it from the fridge, so there's never any space. What should I do in this situation? I'm thinking of opening all of the rotten food and throwing it on her bed to teach her a lesson.
FOY
Timmy on that Pang Pang time
Western Union toil
FOLC
Why do you live with your sister?
show your Anon Babble pass then
you can't post on a vpn without a pass
least deluded atheist
God doesn't exist
TIL
Yuh do it
Post pics
screaming
Keep spending your bennies on useless shit so you'll never build up enough savings to have your bennies withdrawn
Simple
hinge like from a pretty woman
there's a 90% chance of dry texting and conversation death
if not then there's a 90% chance she'll ghost when you ask her out
if not then there's a 90% chance you get the classic
oh anon you're so sweet but I don't feel like we're the right match :( we can still be friends though as I go out searching for chad!
if you somehow manage to clear those barriers (you won't) then sure, you're in
has anyone managed to work out why the belgium spammer does what he does? i realise the simplest explanation is severe autism and/or mental illness, but still there must be some kind of warped agenda that makes sense to him within the framework of his deranged mind
Jeezy owns half of Atlantis
I mustered up the courage to call the shop but they didn’t pick up after all that
can you not actually mate
If you want to prove that God exists then go ahead
But you can't so sit down and shut up
The more you know
I know him irl, he’s not autistic lol
he's not here right now, best time to discuss it
If you want to prove that God does not exist then go ahead
But you can't so sit down and shut up
the occasional bbc post can be funny but making it your online personality and spamming it nonstop is a sign of severe mental illness. it's really just that simple, he's a schizophrenic and black cock is his schizo fixation. it's really that simple
looks like Yeji with that eye shape
She'd need to be spending at least 15k a year on holidays and other frivolous shit just to stay within the limit
I assume she spends most her time at home
prove a negative
christcuck once again outs himself as a midwit
most people have him filtered and dont even wish to be reminded he exists. think on
and the advertising?
if you somehow manage to clear those barriers (you won't)
But I am a chad
I don't know about Belgian, but I do it to brainwash all of you and because I find it really funny
most logically informed atheist
fine let's change the subject
did you see that ludicrous display last night?
theory: he has a compulsion for getting banned, hence the multiple routes of rule breaking (spamming, advertising, avatarfagging, off-topic, low quality, all of the above)
and im the king on holiday in australia
Are you Irish diaspora?
howling at this one
well it's not funny, it's not even inflammatory, it's old and boring and you're an embarrassment
Not you
What the fuck is equinox
Wish i was a woman lads (a real one not a trannard)
Omds look at Chinese Timmy crying
tarq gym
mental that poos are just inside you before you poo them out
there's people walking around with poo inside them lmao
commit suicide
A theatre show that Daniel Radcliffe gets naked in
i have a poo knocking at the door right now
find this shameless explicit sexualisation of everything so grim
not sure what's sadder that people do it or that it appears to work more often than not...
dadberg isn't technical at all
asked me to fix his youtube
see his search history is full of girls in their 20s talking about how attracted they are to older men
literally traumatised right now
do I tell mumberg?
I really wish I hadn't seen that
bennies phone call in t minus 20 minutes
she will want to know why I haven't done a single thing whatsoever and I can't just say "been wanking and posting on a taiwanese battery explosion forum"
one of the great ironies of our age is the constant prattling about mental health, yet the absolute and complete inability of psychologists to help the actually mentally ill. Like imagine if Belgian sought psychiatric assistance, what's he meant to do?
hi dr goldberg I know you're typically used to helping low tier beckys get over chad dumping them but I actually have a compulsion where I spam posts about how white women are built for big black cock on an obscure general in an online forum
Data: US Census Data (1994)
High Income is defined as >50k.
n = 32561, pvalue = < 2e-16, coefficient: 0.495
Stay in School.
better than it being girls in their 10s or 00s
£270 a month for Kensington
What's the fucking point
'tis, give me something to write that makes sense and I will
fuck off peasant
shut it, granddad
found an escort i'd like to hire but she said she has an upper limit for cock sizes (7x5 inches) and mine is slightly bigger than that so i can't have her :(
When I'm about to go to sleep but decide to have a poo first, and then afterwards thinking I could easily just have gone to bed with that huge poo still inside me
dubs and you have to tell her she's built for bbc
kek, giving internet access to boomers who've lived their whole lives without the concept is just cruel, like dropping a crate of wifebeater into that Sentinelese island full of spearchuckers
Eat the rich mate
right mogs left so hard haha
mad how there are people who match with literal models on hinge when the only people who like me are fat 30 year old povs with 2 kids
I swear I read this exact story a few months ago
Looks like it happened again
Say you have mental elves and they'll stop bothering you
Feel like ordering food today
Find two separate places that aren't expensive as shit
Both cancel my orders because their non-bullshit prices on their websites are apparently mistakes and need updating
Suppose that's my sign to not become obese
value of money decreases the richer you are, 270 per month is miniscule pocket money for tarq and chums and they do NOT want to interact with the riff-raff who inhabit regular gyms
If you have that much just buy the fucking gym equipment.
More money than sense
leftypol turning a blind eye to this
leftypol staying shtum as per
first image
two or more people
Why do both men and women keep doing this?
Psychology and psychiatry are scams invented by Jews in the previous century
It made them a lot of money which is all Jews care about
They are also able to control a lot of goyim with it
she is the one on the right lol
didn't like hinge when i tried it cos all the women were instagram whooers
might ask chatgpt why Western countries are destroying their societies with third world immigration and non enforcement of crime
How did you get the confidence to sign up to a dating app
stagnating birthrates and busy chasing endless economic growth
sounds like a skill issue
it will give you a telling-off and report all your details including penis size to your local police
took me fuckin ages but I got drunk once and did it there and then, but I also didn't find anybody cos I didn't properly try with it haha x
Are rich people really so evil they would let the whole world burn around them, surely they would still want to live in a decent world
Live in a decent world
They do.
You don't need confidence of any kind to sign up to a dating app, what are you on about?
why do i shit and fart a lot after a night on the beers?
I could never
weebs are evil and tranny pedos
grown men as pathetic as you give me the fear.
Cats gone and let a live vole loose on the boat and it’s got behind the walls
I’m only 19
bullet = dodged
FOLC
Get lassy shagged
god help you
pitiful worm
That wasn't my experience, when I made a tinder they were all like that though
Android virgin calling anyone a peasant
omds lol
That's when I signed up to Hinge. I'm very insecure, prototypical no social skills zoomer, but dating apps are the absolute bare minimum. Get therapy or something.
Loved those videos. Absolutely prime slags
brown incel cope lmao
You must be a handsome lad
tripping balls and i'm not even high
i have done serious and probably permanent damage to my brain
before you know it i will degenerate into a full-tilt nutcase and become just another schizo who comes here to spam about black cock for several hours a day
God wants a word with you
Why
I’m sure your life is amazing
therapy
Fuck that
Dating apps are for hookups. That’s it, no exceptions. If you are unironically trying to find a relationship on there you’ve fucked it lol.
Also, if you’re on a dating app and you don’t shag a girl off there in the first week, delete it. It’s over for you. No amount of profile tweaking or taking new pictures is gonna do it lol you’ve been filtered out as low value
tell him to call my secretary
hahaha ooooo aaaaa *shines a torch in your face* belekevebebe ddoddooo
fs
i'm 34 and i can't bring myself to sign up to a dating app, reasons:
1.hideously ugly, even my friends call me 3/10
2.hate taking photos for the above reason and this have no photos and whenever i appear in a photo i hate how i look
3.i am not a very sexual person and would want to date someone for a long time before I even considered having sex with them
4. following on from above im an incel and virgin and never kissed a girl when not already drunk
5. even if i were to get a date with a girl let's say in appropriate age range 25-40, they will have so much more experience with relationships and intimacy that it seems pointless to even suppose we could be compatable it would be like someone starting at level 1 and someone at end game trying to group up, it would be nonsensical.
He's a brown incel who gets rejected by white girls so he spends all day in his childhood bedroom seething about Timmy LOL
How can people believe in psychiatry when all the terms and definitions were thought up by Jews? Like I mean how could you trust that
Plenty of women on there to find relationships mate.
Jews are pretty smart
it's bluestacks so I can use the app on PC you actual brainlet
Smart AND devious
I'm 31, okay looking I suppose but I'm shite at taking photos of myself and don't like being in them. I tried Hinge for a bit, got one date out of it and was ghosted afterwards, then gave up. It's not worth the amount of messages you have to send out when 9/10 conversations will end in ghosting and even if you get a date it can still happen. The less small talk the better was what I found worked, I asked the girl on a date very quickly.
everything x ethnic group says is always wrong
very low iq approach this
was einstein wrong?
joke on
Plenty of low value/old women, yes. If you’re content with them, go for it.
Younger and more attractive women don’t need an app to find a relationship. They are looking for the broadest range of men possible so they can select the best. Simple as that. And they want hookups, if they say otherwise they’re lying to either you or themselves or both.
Overhearing my wife interviewing someone. Why does she sound way more comfortable talking to blokes than women?
For someone who goes to a tarq gym you've already dropped the ball.
Because you are making catfish accounts . Probably already got a device ban on your phone fucking loser
catfishing on his PC with an emulator in his smelly childhood bedroom
omds you sexless freak
"okay looking" here's the thing though even average people like yourself can't get dates so what chance does an ugly person like me have
the worst thing is i'm so utterly desperate for company that i keep trying to trick myself it wont be as bad as your story (despite it likely being evne worse) and it's grim enough being rejected constantly on a night out let alone in the safespace of your own home
Please read a history on psychiatry. Most of what these Jews dreamt up is crackers and was at least partly created to move people away from religion
My mum always said she preferred working with men over women, I think women fall out with each other a lot.
And can you tell me, doctor, why I still can't get to sleep?
And night time's just a jungle dark and a barking M16?
And what's this rash that comes and goes?
Can you tell me what it means?
God help me
I was only nineteen
and was at least partly created to move people away from religion
sounds like "science tm" which rarely has jews involved einstein excepted
Help me please I need help
My advice is to steer clear of dating apps, first they destroy your confidence, then when you get the hang of the game you become apathetic and then lose interest. The date I went on went well btw we immediately got on and had a laugh and texted for a bit afterwards. It's very grim.
New BlacksOnBlondes up btw
bluestacks = catfishing
what are you virgins even talking about kek
I know a bunch of alcoholics - mostly through family, mums friends etc. - who have council houses and presumably get bennies as well
the original scroungers now forgotten about thanks to Rasheed
Just used my BUPA for the first time, got a phone appointment within 30 minutes and can get my prescription from any chemists.
Literally no reason to go through all that effort if you aren’t catfishing. Don’t deny it u little gimp
Fuck that
At least go out more. C'mon anon, it's an app with literally zero commitment. Worst case scenario someone you know seems you on there, but if you have no woman friends even that's a non-issue.
hideously ugly, even my friends call me 3/10
Even if it's something you can do nothing about (haircuts, outfits, etc.) there are ugly people in relationships/
hate taking photos for the above reason and this have no photos and whenever i appear in a photo i hate how i look
Fair, could you not look for some group photos with you in them? Or just use what you have, if you hate all of them no matter what it should make no difference right?
i am not a very sexual person and would want to date someone for a long time before I even considered having sex with them
Then just do that.
following on from above im an incel and virgin and never kissed a girl when not already drunk
So you've kissed a girl? I haven't even done that when wasted, it's really not that deep.
even if i were to get a date with a girl let's say in appropriate age range 25-40, they will have so much more experience with relationships and intimacy that it seems pointless to even suppose we could be compatable it would be like someone starting at level 1 and someone at end game trying to group up, it would be nonsensical.
Defeatist nonsense. Do you think people exclusively pair up with other people who have had the same number of years and partners in dating? Do you hand potential romance interests your CV?
it's mental isn't it how even the average girl is so popular that despite clear chemistry she still wants nothing to do with you most of the time
literally too busy to even follow it up
good innit
with Vitality, me
Brainwashed by apple to pay more for worse products just so you can say you paid more
Calls other people peasants
Go gargle Tim Cook's cock, iCuck
Hoping to do this for adhd meds
Women get hundreds of messages on dating apps so she may have thought I was nice then a more attractive bloke messages her. If it's any consolation women are leaving dating apps along with men because they get overwhelmed with the amount of blokes who just want to shag, chasing chad doesn't pay off.
While recognizing that each individual case of war neurosis must be treated on its merits, the Committee are of opinion that good results will be obtained in the majority by the simplest forms of psycho-therapy, i.e., explanation, persuasion and suggestion, aided by such physical methods as baths, electricity and massage. Rest of mind and body is essential in all cases. [The practices of Paul Charles Dubois.]
The committee are of opinion that the production of deep hypnotic sleep, while beneficial as a means of conveying suggestions or eliciting forgotten experiences are useful in selected cases, but in the majority they are unnecessary and may even aggravate the symptoms for a time.
They do not recommend psycho-analysis in the Freudian sense.
cumming cocks
I do go out. I even got asked by a girl I work with to watch the new deadpool in the cinema but I made up an excuse to not go. I can’t talk to women bruv
the effort? I'm a software engineer kek, having an android emulator installed on my PC is "all that effort"? I have the app on my phone too, it's just a lot easier to post screenshots from my PC while I'm on my PC but cope all you like
I was diagnosed with ADHD when I was young and seemed to mostly grow out of it.
there are ugly people in relationships
mostly with ugly people but on dating apps who chooses an ugly person to begin with
Fair, could you not look for some group photos with you in them
i am getting mogged by everyone and even then i try to take the photo so im not in them
Then just do that.
seems opposite of what most people use apps for
So you've kissed a girl? I haven't even done that when wasted, it's really not that deep.
yes i have been drunk out of my mind kissing another unattractive drunk out of her mind girl
doesn't mean much when i have been out drinking hundreds of times
Defeatist nonsense. Do you think people exclusively pair up with other people who have had the same number of years and partners in dating? Do you hand potential romance interests your CV
this seems a bit naive average person at 34 has 10 years of long term dating behind them let alone fwb situationships and whatever else. it's like the example i used: someone who has done no content partnering with someone who has done all the content, it is not fun for either party.
chasing chad doesn't pay off
haha this is it
they get a disrespectful 10 minute shag from a chad before being kicked out and then suddenly their looksmatched is below them
insane behaviour
shaggers, how do you initiate sex with your gf?
does it just happen naturally when the mood is right? can you just say "alri luv get your knickers off" or do you have to be dashing and find a way to seduce her every time? the lattermost option sounds like it's not worth it
I'm a software engineer
Cope all you like
I had a case of FUCKING neurosis. was seeing demons for 2 weeks straight and getting clawed by them in sleep paralysis... went to a psychiatrist after starting my schizo meds and he said i was "TOO RELIGIOUS" HAHAHA IM NOT EVEN RELIGIOUS FAGGOT
notice how no-one is telling copealone to blog on even with all this off-topic self-serving blubbery
baths, electricity and massage
quackery
deep hypnotic sleep
meaningless and unproven. yet more quackery
whether or not psychiatrists are well intentioned doesn't matter. they're peddling quackery the same as reiki practitioners and osteopaths
insane behaviour
Men would do the same tbf, imagine if you had fit girls messaging you, you'd shag em even if that's all it was. But after a while you'd want an actual relationship and you're struggling to find someone that attractive who wants the same.
Attractive enough to have women approach you
Brethren what the fuck? You're golden, why are you stressing?
Can't begin to imagine how high maintenance someone is who goes to a £300 gym
not a shagger but either it is inevitable from an escalation of physical interaction or if you have a deadline, really pressing desire you just ask her for sex
oh fr the chads are insane too for being so desperate despite their priveledge that they will shag anything if it's low effort
Yeah but I want the meds. I don’t have adhd
what about showers?
Therapy is just talking and off loading. Sometimes that helps people. It doesn't have to be a therapist; a good listener and adviser is just as good
Turns out it’s not a woman she’s interviewing, just some bloke called Ruth(???). Still sounds awkward though
fit
and also rich. i wish i were that rich
im also so sick of these fucking normal people getting 30K a year while i am in food poverty or abstract poverty, have to go out and beg to be able to afford food
especially in that the "best years of my life" have been affected by my dogshit diet and lifestyle
there is an entire continent/country predicated ENTIRELY on irish criminality and rocks
it is one of the greatest countries which currently exists
can you lads explain this
if you're attractive you dont have to say anything
silence = mysterious, deep
if you're ugly
silence = boring, insecure
I thought it was a load of shit at first but it helped me, they challenge your way of thinking.
It’s a psychological problem I just can’t really talk to women I get too nervous
My sweet summer child, adhd doesn't exist. Do your research.
kek nobody hates trannies more than women
even the most liberal women i've known absolutely despised them
wow start writing coherently anytime
the hinge app on my iPhone
what's the next cope gonna be?
That's the thing about Hinge and other dating apps with messaging. If she thinks you're attractive you can say fucking anything. A witty message makes a tiny amount of difference.
super
he vomits shite like that all the time and still thinks his looks are the only issue
doing a nothing
having women approach you is not something restricted to gigachads
adhd meds can be fucking bleak if you abuse them
t. used to abuse mine and would stay up all night gooning instead of doing anything productive
I have made a decision.
At most you'll get a smile or a look from a woman to show interest but for her to actually approach you is rare.
a good listener and adviser is just as good
This is true, but also really contingent on who you have around you. The pro of therapy is saying whatever you need to with someone who has to just listen. Offloading
I really want to kill myself
To someone IRL for an hour is ridiculously heavy
nanomachines son
Looking for some comfy thick socks to wear with my boots now that it's getting cold.
Somebody with my athletic body type was kind enough to leave a review with a picture of them on.
wow you are fat
Alright lads, policeman here just popping in, just wondering if anyone is doing anything illegal here
No one said anything about gigachads, but it's fairly rare for average people. Especially in situations without alcohol.
women don't approach men in the same way men approach women you fucking mong
1,510 notifications on a dating app
That's the real two tier Kier system in action
getting second hand embarrassment from him because i was basically exactly the same 10 years ago
Nah I walked past earlier and it’s just… some guy. Must be a foreign name I misheard
are the zoomers still familiar with the expression "doing a harold holt" or is this expression too dated
Sorry mate I was a second ago, just paused my torrent seeds now. Apologies.
It all started with a dream I had as a child, i'm in a forest with giant crucifixes, that suddenly turn into big trees dripping blood, and there's a stranger there with the blood saying "Drink!" And ever since that day I had that dream I have always wanted to be a vampire.
banged my hand and now have a small cut :(
isn't bumble the best dating app because women can straight up choose who they want to talk to and men don't have to risk making a fool of themselves witih some autistic pickup line, it's win-win
in a job interview right now lads
had my cock out on cam the entire time, she keeps looking down and shuffling in her seat haha
i did not know that england had foreigners
Post screencap of conversation list or bullshit.
i'm a millennial, i know who harold holt is but i don't think i've ever heard that expression before, where did you hear it?
are you the prison screw anon? i saved this image for you from an EmKay video :3
back from the office de lads
rizzed a cutie from finance
Had far, far more success on Hinge than Bumble. Don't know anyone that even uses bumble, though I did see an ex-coworker on there. Bit of a naff app
We’ve also got an office in Berlin but we’re mostly remote these days. Loved living in Berlin btw (I’m a degenerate)
rizzed
love a bit of rizzle kicks I do
milk truck arrive
did a wank to some girls that might have been a bit young, won't happen again.
sometimes we're too banterous for our own good
wondering whether to do an utterly cheeky 'er 'ts delivery of the ol alcohol for tonight
brb forum
15:00
He is a brown incel who imagines himself as a promiscuous white women that attracts black men.
Shouldn't you be catching criminals
mandem finna be doing tor wanks
Morning team. Done my uni work for the day and done some russian studying as well so get fucking in.
Quite disheartened to see seasideMARK has deleted all of his holiday videos. Was excited to watch them all today.
np
lmao what exactly is that gonna prove? all that number is the likes that I haven't x'd on or matched with because I just pay (I'm not a povvo) to see them, after that it's just gonna be something else so no thanks
selfish person
At the end the day lads, anticommunists are greasy arrogant dogs to be stamped on.
Jingle bells all the way de lads
All the wayy
after that it's just gonna be something
cope, but good shop job I'll give you that
it gonna be a lush christmas
*does a running sucker punch to the back of your gran's head, knocking her clean out and causing her shopping to roll all over the floor*
proper devilish aha
where did you hear it?
somewhere on the internet, maybe /brit/
i have an aussie mate and he also said he only vaguely knew it
what about "doing a Bradbury"?
Doing a harold shipman
i-i-i-it's shooooopped!
full on cope kek
Loved living in Berlin btw (I’m a degenerate)
i have heard it's a nice place for the gays to be in.
what part did you live in? i have heard you have to kill several people to get a flat there.
when I used hinge literally every girl on there looked way too high class for a runt like me
like literally all 8/10 minimum with sexy bikini pics in Dubai and that so I deleted it
What are you getting de lad?
not familiar with that one no
the current theory is that he was a chinese asset and their submarine took him back to Beijing
Neukölln. We got lucky with a flat, friend was moving out and we managed to transfer the lease. East is definitely better than west imo, especially if you’re a faggot
haven't used a dating app in my life
been in the same relationship since before they were a thing, you see
Until there is evidence of his existence there is no reason to believe he exists
You can't provide such evidence so sit down and shut up
Window shopping, people put their best on display and move the rest to the back
ktim. tinder and badoo are more my market. single mums and desperate birds. I'm decent looking but there's no way I could woo one of those higher class birds
been on bumble about 24 hours and only got one like in that time, who I later matched with
brits be like "hahaha harold holt swimming pool what great bants" without realizing they have a deeply funnier version from a far more horrific event
Mad how influencer slags think they're unreal posting pics in Dubai when they've just been pooed on
lots of scammers and catfishers on there pretending to be hot girls to prey on gullible spackers
nice, mildly jealous
did you get to shag some cute turkettes?
less gullible spackers, more skullable backers
domino's
target acquired: "scraniel"
shopped btw, I'm definitely spending money on an app that I'm apparently hardware banned on for catfishing, and I just photoshopped the app onto my homescreen
C O P E
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not familiar with that one no
he got a gold in speed skating a long time ago because everyone else fell down
it is my favourite idiom for "to win against all odds"
where is this amazon cunt?
Nobody's going to eat you out mate
Brazil, mostly
wonder if they ever forget to wipe the poo flakes off and you could automatically find them in the images with a bit of computer code and make an entire website based around making fun of whores who get shit on by saudi princes hahaha
It's pretty gross. I swipe left on any woman with tattoos and eyelash extensions let alone the whores of Dubai.
incel catfisher having an enormous melty because he’s exposed himself and he can’t LARP as chad on here anymore
omds
might buy a snood or neckwarmer, just to wear at home on cold days when mum won't turn on the heat
get your fucking willy out for the ira
woke gone mad, cba to go on a night out to gawk at slags for my amusement
it's a free country, I thought were allowed to record the public. I remember those gammons triggering pigs around the countrty. when pressed they sprout something about "rights" why isn't the same law applied to slag monitor??
you're literally the only one still nipping at his heels like a needy puppy, wind your neck in you sad twat
PAYING for a dating app actually PROVES that I’m a shagger!!! I am NOT seething at being caught out
I can’t breathe
*checks flag* ahh yes coprophilia
not him btw
I can't breathe
Walk upstairs again did you?
Only got three matches after a year on Hinge
Two of them ghosted me and one unmatched me immediately after I asked her how's it going
my willy is out for jenna
record random whores in public
stalking and harassment
do words have meaning anymore
the ex gf of 4+ years de lads :/
seething so bad that you make two separate posts
Fucking howling at you, you actual runt
That's not your sister
test
Watching CIA propaganda and its laughably bad.
youtube.com
I’M not seething it’s YOU!!!
mate give it up lol this is getting tragic now
i'm actually a yank
They claim to be a science when they're not
They diagnose spurious 'disorders' like adhd, bdd and other nonsense not backed up by science
If they didn't claim to be a science and just advise givers, then I'd have no problem with therapists
But by dressing it up, they make it more lucrative for themselves
Thing (1982)
based jennacuck
iammia1 sex arse
:3
how smart should a creature be before it's not allowed to be domestic
If you go to a real doctor with a broken leg they fix it
It doesn't matter if you 'will it' to happen or not
you will never get married
you will never find "the one" on a fucking dating app
you will never father children
you will never save up enough for a mortgage deposit
you will always be a rentoid
thoughts?
go back
chap, I think it's a chap, mincing down the aisle.
your businessman paying top dollar for his ticket upper class across the pond to Washington doesn't necessarily want his gin and tonic served by a chap with eyeshadow.
dunno lol
Smarter than an Irishman but dumber than a chimpanzee
you can't fix a broken leg retard you can only put it in a cast and let the body heal it
jesus fucking christ what variant of retard are you
In your case if it can order food on your mum's just eat
already have
found her at school before they existed
due in May
already on second home
never been one
Mummy and daddy gave me half a mortgage deposit. I will however die alone.
What if I do get married though?
You will eat your words
congrats on the kid
free use
has to pass the mirror test and also exhibit reasoning (without training)
so monkeys and up
was so close toaccomplishing all of these then the gf of 4+ years broke up with now im moving back to my smelly childhood bedroom
70 million people in the UK
59 million are employed, or in education, or retired, or too young for school
That leaves 11 million people people without a job
3 million of which are economically inactive - a combination of those too sick or disabled to even look for work, and those who are extremely rich and so choose not to work
The other 8 million are unemployed, and actively searching for employment
There are 800,000 job vacancies in the UK right now
That means if every job was taken by am unemployed person by tomorrow - that 9/10ths of unemployed people would still be unemployed, and there'd be no more jobs available to be done
In other words - 7.2 million people in this country have no hope of ever getting a job unless either millions of employed people suddenly die overnight, or thousands of new businesses suddenly open
what law did he break?
cheers
well you're wrong on several counts im afraid.
however YOU will never do any of those things because you're a pathetic hopeless incel lol
kek done him
Just because some mental illnesses such as schizophrenia and psychosis are real, does that mean they all are?
where?
i love my mum!