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I was working on a parody of the lazy town theme song.
All I got was

Nazi town

Stephanie's a jew in town

damn I see what she see in this nigga I felt so safe

Zesty Buck

Even I, a racist, admit Black Americans are very funny

Well the whole side nigga thing...

It’s related, but there is a gap between being a cuckold and a faggot having gay fantasies about his wife’s boyfriend

the single line of scripture that sends every female pastor into giga-cope mode

Why did that get deleted

If you think about it, being a Christian woman is kind of like being a chicken in favor of KFC.

zamn

Demonic Tranny Janny HATES seeing scripture

was about to make a dastardly post

lmao

lowkey believe this

Good thing he said his height because it was an important part of the story

pedo got banned

good guys win again

acid reflux hurts so much

It is relevant. It’s a different mental image between a 6’2 white dude or 5’2 white dude showing up and purporting to be Tyrone Watermelon at the store

no one imagines a man to be 5'2 when his height isn't mentioned

I do.

t.6'2

The average man is a 5’9 manlet

I'm 6'7 and a virgin

gas prices are almost as low as they've ever been in my city

6” tall with a 6’ penis

laughed out loud
almost digits very nice anon

Unless the city you live in is 20 years old that's not true

I am Travis
I am the moonstar

Is this the male version of Gen z boss and a mini

New Frank Green and a sneaky link

i want to cum inside gen z boss and a mini

apparently they're all australian. they sounded american to me

WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS
ive never heard the audio
i fucking hate australians/kiwis and their ugly accents so much

What does this even mean

t. moot

I thought they were britishers

It is over

Now you're free from an empty and hopeless infatuation

these wingstop commercials on tv got me feelin somethin

because i thought it might trigger a discussion on americanization of accents in anglophone countries

mashima was a bitch and died a failure

Every time I have a morning coom, I feel tired and braindead the rest of the day

Americans do it all the time, they are simply the most FAVSTIAN

getting pizza tomorrow

i dont want to see my family on thanksgiving

Wrong

my mom invited me to her house for thanksgiving but i just ignored her text message lmao

then dont

It wouldn't be hard to live on mars, it's just a fucking space rock, it's not like it's antarctica

Kinda true

If I thought the draft would actually happen I'd join the navy and be a cook in a submarine

try to execute a coup

get laughed at by the people you're trying to rally

realize you're a fucking joke

run back inside and apologize to the guy you were trying to overthrow

kill yourself

yeah, he died like a bitch

i cant i live with my parents and they invited everyone over

It would literally be easier to live on Antarctica

Are you the Upstate NY rape ogre?

After the American Revolution, the loyalists went to Canada or England. So the guys who lacked the intestinal fortitude to fight off redcoats ran off. Wonder if that’s part of why Canada and UK are so cucked compared to the USA. They got all the pussies.

VGH the cryptids of /cum/…

The opposite of loyalty is treason. Canada and the UK only became cucked after WW2 due to Jewish subversion/takeover.

The Jasonian horror of the Midwest….

Do you pat your belly after you finish a nice meal?

It's so hard to dox someone when a billion people share their name

no im the lower east side panty sniffer

I love you guys haha

No homo

be me

go to pornhub

search blonde big tits

coom

Damn, life is good

Sometimes the fat hogs just hit different

Should I go into work on Friday? I have the option not to but since I'm hourly I wouldn't get paid

I hate these band members, I hate the way they present themselves, and I HATE their fanbase. But god DAMN, this is a good album.

this is the only good mcr album

They do though. Hook up with a piggy one day and you'll get it. I'll miss them a bit when I marry a skinny girl

how? their asses are big?

Big girls know how to eat

when people i care about and respect are mean to me it really hurts me deep
it happened with my ex and its happening with my friends
im going to go watch a movie in bed
gn /cum/mers

They're great cooks most of the time but nah most of them lack self esteem and so they love getting attention and are more than happy to do all sorts of things

Thats sin, I need to make sure everyone does not make that mistake

i wanna say boo hoo nigga

I wouldn't go super sized, but I would unironically rather fuck a chubby girl over a super fit girl any day of the week

other people are gay and don't deserve respect
respect yourself by cutting bad people off

Only trust 2 God speeds

Yeah no fat fatties. Obese makes you stink anyways and they often don't realize it. Gross

I got tickets to their new tour for next year :)

America is overwhelmingly people who don't have any ancestors from that time

w2c

I NEVER WANTED TO DANCE WITH NOBODY BUT YOU wouldn't take no for an answer you fucking bitch

when did you accept that you were gay

Canada has been anti-American since its foundation

Even if that's true which is doubtful, you only need a certain amount to truly change a nation. Only a tiny percent ever fought in the American Revolution

im back

Nowhere to go but to be bold and brave
We left it to the listless fate
Show you what we are made of
How long we may last
We burn our hate

who are you

typea night where i need someone to hug
not feelin too happy rn

Masonic classical libtard peasant revolt

wish i had some publix tendies right now

Nigger

why do girls always want to hug me ><

How about Pubix and they sell pubic hair

doubtful

You can pretty much include all the non-whites, so already like 40%. Then all the White immigrants who aren't in the traditional groups (Italians, Irish Catholics mostly, Slavs, Portuguese, Greeks etc.). The only saving grace is the tendency of certain immigrant groups to mate with the real Americans.

walk on with hope in your heart and you'll never walk alone

heart react

Masonic dark reactionary gnostic media-illiterate decent fucking people

you're that special kind of autistic/retarded they find non-threatening and endearing.

Nothing left but to trust myself
I'm taking miles on this life

The problem with American ethnic data is the number of people who are +90% WASP, but centre their identity around being 5% German or whatever, and identify as such on the census

6 minute ago when you posted this. Anon.. I love you

If you're spinster you can hug me, I'm very huggable

its called pubelix

i'm just a chill guy
*puts hands in pockets*
*looks towards camera*
which is why i'm calling for the complete dissolution of the state of israel

I thought that was a full bush cunnilingus brothel

I dont want it dissolved because then the jews will come here and to your country

Same thing happens with "scotch irish"

My own mom actually tried to do this, growing up she told us we were irish but i never understood why we werent catholic, then i look up my great grandparents and they were married in an episcopalian church.

And actually my second cousins branch of the family moved back to Oxford because thats where the rest of our extended family is and always has been

""""Irish""""

Is this true?? I have a full sleeve so I wouldn't know...

I won't offer a hug but I will offer cirno's words of encouragement

orange cassidy is a /cum/poster

holy shit

Im not her sorry anon
Ive just had helluva last few days
Im watching that soviet horror film anon posted earlier
youtu.be/4YmQn6q36HQ?si=4--ynxnj4JwXJcr-

Women live their whole life placating the ego

did you know if even it hurt
I was determined
To keep staying true
They say thats true love
Keep going on

One more thing to know
Its time to feel it

That identity confusion between Scots Irish and Indigenous/Actual Irish is especially funny, considering they were moral enemies for centuries

tummies been hurting for the past 16 hours

you're lonely? then talk to this dick

2.79 for a gallon is cheap stop crying.

no one

Stop inviting evil influence into your life
Go on a comedy or slice of life bend and see if your life changes

Having tattoos is Reddit and a bit zesty

There's a reason why all that ego death talk really really resonates with them. It's like completely world shattering to them

that's cuz you've got stomach cancer
from swallowing all that semen

Thanks cirno youre a smart fairy

I got it for 2.43 today

Clearly according to the meme, tattoo-lets are the zesty ones

bitches be like "yeah it's just a quote that really speaks to me!"

When people start doing that "We wuz irish" thing online I like to search their surname and post the results lol

Anglo-Norman name

Anglo Name

Scottish Name

They all react a little differently it's great

Courtney Love is based and never did anything wrong

My last name is very Irish, but I was adopted. I'm actually a norge of some type

There's this girl who's been interested in me for a while. She took to me very early on (while I've held off). She's a bit younger than me (about three years), and she definitely has a type. Sensitive, strong, White guys (which is me).
But I've never really dated a Latina before, and I want to know what I'm getting myself into, here. Any advice?

I-i am sensitive and lift snd am white...

always carry an umbrella

Its honestly understandable because of how many levels there are.

We're not even legit scotch irish, like were not related to the hillbilly appalachians who moonshine and play bluegrass.
We're just a vanilla anglo family who happened to move around the UK

I was cursed to have an Italian last name. I hate always having to spell my last name and corrected the pronunciation when asked what it is. What's even more funny is half time I see some other fucker with a wop last name I can't pronounce it lol.

Very spicy braps and things

I want to know what I'm getting myself into

She will be very fat in a few years if she already isn't

first or second gen?
they're crazy in bed and crazy in general. but will take care of you.

I promise you any woman who says she wants a sensitive man is lying through her teeth and will belittle you at the first sign of emotion, doubly so when she's latina

I don’t think it’s a good idea to get involved in interracial or cross-cultural relationships. It’s too easy to constantly be unknowingly doing something very rude or outside of expectations, as different groups have totally different norms. Maybe if you’re an incel and can’t get anything else

gutted that you gave that normalfag so many (you)s

thank you chatgpt

I agree but I'm pretty sure like 90% of the situations people post here like that are made up in their head
nobody attractive enough to draw women would be asking random incels on a mongolian horseracing forum for advice

Wizardchan might be more your speed

Incels gotta learn they're 2nd class on /cum/ as well as in real life

As if LibtardGPT would ever condemn miscegenation LOL
VGH what could have been…

You mean I have to date trailer trash white women?

im scared

NOW I'M ON MY WAY TO THE OTHER SIDE
I'LL FORGET EVERYTHING I LEFT BEHIND
THESE EMPTY ROOMS
ARE STILL FILLED WITH YOU

I'm pretty sure like 90% of the situations people post here like that are made up in their head

When I post made up shit people reply but when I post real scenarios I'm always accused of lying

I really want a comfy trailer trash gf

I don't know about anon, but I make up scenarios likes that all the time for fun. I just like seeing what people say if they take the bait

Same. The truth is stranger than fiction

how long do you expect to live
contrary to scienceniggers lifespan seems to be going down dramatically

there is nothing to fear but fear itself

This poo is halfway out and won't budge

Internal polling *never* had Harris ahead of Drumph, per HuffPost

In case you wonder why libs were so delusional ahead of time

i tend to believe people because i could never comprehend the mind of someone who would come here and tell elaborate lies

But I've never really dated a Latina before, and I want to know what I'm getting myself into, here.

BPD, castration, life and reputational ruin, and ugly mutt kids that look like mulatto niggers

sounds like you speak from experience

VGH

attention is a powerful thing to many people

I mostly post real stuff, at least until that one incel spergs the fuck out

lifespan seems to be going down dramatically

For firsties it unironically is decreasing. As our countries get browned & services get worse this will only continue. Millennials are already forecast to have a shorter life expectancy than Boomers in the US at least

no but ive seen it and its terrible.

It’s really weird to me that there seems to be a concerted effort to inflate blue polling numbers. I get how it may have some kind of bandwagoning effect for conformist people if they think a particular team is winning, but it’s also got to depress turnout if they don’t think they even need to show up

might explain why their side felt so dead this time around, like everyone was just going through the motions

Yeah it does seem kinda weird but also tinfoil hat maybe they thought it would be within the "margin of error" to cheat and didn't need them

it's to project an illusion of being the majority to the useful idiots. also, what one side has done to them, will eventually be something the other side experiences. it just flip flops over and over. notice how lefties are claiming it was rigged now, and that they're being censored and so on. everyone is gaslit but the way it works is one side overplays its hand, the other side appeals to people who remember what common sense is, and eventually those people get scapegoated as their party overplays their hand and it just goes on forever. that's how divide and conquer works.

and each time it happens it sets legal precedents that always curb freedoms for everyone.

Yeah the US has a serious issue with it. In the late 2010s deaths of despair and non communicable disease like cardiovascular disease were taking their toll. Then COVID happened.

about to take 3 melatonin gummies after drinking 6 beers and have extremely vivid nightmares. Good night /cum/

sounds like a terrible time and I'm not sure why you would do that, goodnight

Cuz I'm retard

same

so just don't do it then? or do I guess, it's your life

idk if it will happen as quickly to europeans or Aussies but I know for a fact it will be happening here too. Our healthcare system is in shambles and it gets worse every year + infinity brown people means it will never ever be below max capacity again.

flu*

On a scale of 1 to 150, what is your IQ?

69

420 dude

85

my spread has consistently been in the low 140s across about 7 tests

I have taken professionally administered testing and it was 122, I am in the upper end of the midwit trap.

my piss was green

I suspect sround 105 but i would not be surprised if it were higher or lower
At different times i feel like im genuinely dumb as fuck and at others i feel im way too smart for how dumb I feel

haven't taken a bath in like 20 years

This is an anonymous website but I still get embarrassed when I post in the wrong thread

Same

my parents came home as i was in the middle of making an omelet with 8 eggs.

twenny wan

simply tell them you gotta eat big to get big c'mon

ugloids subjecting themselves to massive expense and all sorts of medical issues for the rest of their lives because they're so vain (but still ugly)

Umm ok...

im scared of getting old

instead of confronting it (permanent solution), I will inject post menapausal horomones (kick the can down the road by 2-10 years)

Just got the In Water ending in Silent Hill 2. Turns out it's actually easier to beat the final boss if you get rid of all your bullets before the fight starts

Kinda disgusting how women hide the vile parts of their soul until it's too late

I have to buy kids shirts because adult ones dont fit me right

what being raised by women does to a nigga

We ain't getting the Star-Trek reddit future, humans are always going to be petty and vain. If anything plastic surgery has become incredibly normalized. In the future it will be even more so.

i'm starting to think jason is never coming back...

Mid 120s to Low 130s based off school tests and my parents scores
My dad took the official Mensa test back in the 90s and got in (never attended any meetings though)

I can understand plastic surgery. The risks are well documented, the rewards are obvious.

Taking girl hormones because you're getting uglier is fucking INSANE though

Kek This Is Me. Not a tranny but got braces, gynecomastia surgery, and expensive ass gym and supplements

15 minute timer and the image block from his ISP made him stop after a decade

crazy innit

Darkcel arc >:)

I prefer to think jason got a clue and self improoooved but if he's just posting his selfies and grim milk and tendie dinners on some altchan I wouldnt be surprised

He still posts on Anon Babble and Anon Babble and r9k sometimes

I didn't articulate it well but it's beyond plastic surgery, the idea you can change anything about yourself you do not like with SCIENCE (even gender) will become more and more normal. I'm sure in the future non-whites will get some gene-editing techniques mastered to give their kids blue eyes and that will be the end of the stigma.

he went on to become a well known shitposter on Anon Babble
and he stills posts in the runescape general on Anon Babble

Eye color surgery already exists its permanent and ugly as fuck, they squirt blue dye over your irises removing all shading and subtlety

It looks like they used the fill tool in paint

I want to start my own business
I can't stand the idea of spending 4 decades being a wagecuck for some boss

i hate troons

baka, he's taking a cold shower after a cheeky 2 hour deadlift sesh

Eye color surgery already exists its permanent and ugly as fuck

This is the only thing stopping millions of thirdies with identity issues from pulling the trigger right now. Have you seen this new method?

flaak-newcolor.art/en/keratopigmentation/

I occasionally see thirdies doing this on social media lol

Finally ending racism by technology allowing the less races to finally look like us smdh

This soviet movie is pretty sick i could fuck with a modern quality remake of it

Everybody does, they naturally cause a disgust reaction that only goes away if you are a coomerbrain

You look like a chair when you fold up

I like asmongold

they're so repulsive . and they never shut the fuck up

Half of you guys are getting sent to the Project 2025 Reeducation camps in January, just wanted to let you guys have a heads up

he hates elden ring so i hate him

Plastic surgery should be banned because it’s dysgenic. People can’t even identify subhuman ugloids they shouldn’t breed with if their face and body are fake

We're Costco guys of course we just hang out.

Used to jam the fuck outs exmil/tms when i was 15/16

Zuckerberg's private jet just arrived at Mar-A-Lago
Should be awkward since Musk is still having his month long sleepy over at Trump's house

i wanna rape you

Spinny…

urkel...

i feel close to death

I'll do anything for you spinny <3 use me however you like >_<

jason

wow so many (you)s

I got like 7 (you)s for posting copy pasted shit about a girl earlier

Hawk Tuah

Nov 2024… I am forgotten…

No wonder she hasn't been posting when you guys say shit like this jesus

drump be like, housing and cars are too cheap. How do I increase my real estate portfolio

(///﹏///)... spinny... <3 SPINNY!!! (˶˃⤙˂˶)

i've met a couple of white guys who say they dont wash their hands after taking a piss because "their dick is clean'

Just bought a shitbox, it's over I'm officially poor

I dont touch my dick when i pee
Use tp to lift seat, flip over waist band, piss,
No washing

i say that and do that but only when im at home

I've never been in a fight in my life
As long as you don't stare aggressively or in the eyes of another guy it's basically impossible to get into a fight unless thats what you wanted to happen

she doesn't post here because she finally found someone to dick her and doesn't need attention from orbiters anymore

Kek wouldnt that be some shit
Ive seen it happen tho

Never had a fresh glass of warm piss?