holodem edish
/brit/
poo smells lmao
>Hawaii man kills self 13 days after daughter Hannah Kobayashi disappears
LMAO
it's just a woman who went missing and has texted her friends and family saying she doesn't feel safe and can't leave
perfectly normal
you utter fucking imbecile
worst get ever
would rather it was some nonce or bbc post or some shit even. nothing worse than a normgroid
real new
nth for the baddiedem
is that anime i see
stop making duplicate threads at every end
It's time for those all important lie detector results.
We asked Rorke: "Does your mum still buy your clothes from Peacocks?" You said "no."
Well well well. Test says you're a liar pal.
air jordan’s squeaking
katy squealing
timmy shrieking
yh
pack it in
thoughts on my flag?
Remember when Rorke and his mum's boyfriend went around cutting down LED lampposts because a dinnerlady from wolverhampton told him on facebook that they were activating the COVID vaccine virus and everyone would be dead in 2 weeks
go look in the mirror
mmhmm
ad infinitum
Some incel was just sprinting at me outside on the street right now.
but I like this one, I really want to plap that aussie rat girl
It's an absolute palaver in my Minecraft world, lads. In order to get the doors working correctly for my fishing farm, I'm having to completely dismantle my short ice bridge because it is completely and utterly in the way
I don't believe that it is a troon
enjoyed this post
either the (vegan) neighbour lady downstairs has started eating delicious chicken curries, or she's got a lad round
a lad with great taste in curry.
mental how much of a wastrel fat is, as he sits in that thread every day (and has done so for years) doing what he does, and i (an empath) know that he is a do-nothing stagnant waste
yeah dunno how i feel about that but i seen this one anime who had big horns and a bird for a hat
thought that one was alright
could do with a cute little leaf in the centre
xx
nobody remembers that because it didn't happen
it's pathetic that you would pretend it did
gf just sent me this
fat should kill himself
always wondered why some guys choose to piss directly into the bog water instead of on the porcelain with absolutely no shame about the splashing noises they're making, but as i get older i'm starting to see the appeal
thoughts on the quebeckers?
um
who?
remember we can't read your mind
didnt asked
appears to be a penis
looks like mine except im not on HRT
also
circumcised
why is your gf american?
blacks in ancestry adverts
what a fucking joke
legs are so cold they keep cramping up
i piss where the wee takes me
Quite interesting looking back on it that the EDL used the imagery of the Knights Templar for their logo. Crusader imagery really was a product of the anti-Islam/counter-Jihad vibe of the 2000s/2010s, even Breivik got into it.
Interesting in as such the Crusades are deeply tied into Catholic history while English culture has been wrapped up in Protestantism for half a millennium.
Wonder what the EDL would have evolved into without Tommy Robinson becoming an MI5 asset
I do the poos
stupid ameriyanks, they're so dumb it's honestly like a short bus full of downies has arrived at /brit/ and we've been coerced into begrudgingly letting them play with us
er not sure if you,ve noticed lad but that appears to be a willard poking out there
cute >.<
she's a degenerate
he come to me with poo in his hand, he offered me, i didn't ask him
If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
it's not hers
oh my grandmas peed her pants again
oh my grandmas peed her pants
and i got it on my hand
and i got it on my hand
cos it takes tiem to get your head on straight
yeah her family are trolling the police after their girl killed herself
never said that retard, the police have made the decision that it was irreverent for the public to know this.
think about it. you're putting words in my mouth and moving the goalposts.
give me your toys
hello alan
think you'll find I do the poos around here m8
im a high earner but im not rich
boys have willies
girls have vaginas
if you need to be told this at 18+ years old, then you're a freak
Hawaii man kills self 13 days after daughter Hannah Kobayashi disappears
Americans are better posters than Australians and Brits
i didnt ask
the existence of the internet is such a fascinating and mindblowing thing. we unironically are so ungrateful to have such a fantastic tool at our fingertips.
make a joke in the group chat
without tone it just sounds like im being mean
nobody replies to it
feel really bad and ruins my night
i remember we had sex education in y6 and we got a leaflet about this and i was too scared to show it to my parents so i hid it underneath my mattress then my mum found it and i had to have The Chat with my dad about it
2 threads was enough, it's boring now
few years older married coworker asked if I would be her +1 to a different department's Christmas party because "husband is out of town"
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what does this have to do with british culture
so her family told the police she's been texting them
sending texts that obviously imply she's being held against her will
but she's not being held against her will, she's actually killed herself
explain
The internet started out as potentially the most powerful tool for connecting and sharing information, but became a seedy imaginary bar where degenerates find new ways to masturbate
WHY is this ad so universally despised?
stfu you square
ban evading to impersonate staff again are we? well you know what i said to you before
make a joke in the group chat
Rookie mistake there, you're probably on the borderline with this group socially already and now you're trying to jestermaxx?
anglicanism is really just catholicism without a pope THOUGH
also the templars were french not english
remember back in high school when me and my edgy friend group had an entire “humor” of simply being racist, i called our black friend a filthy nigger in our groupchat and later found out he actually felt hurt by what i said and profusely apologized to him later
Anyone remember CrimesofBrits? Wonder what he's up to these days
the taxmans taken all my dough
Sounds like a Peep Show plotline 2bh
what's he like
Any psychologist man in?
kissless virgin up until a few weeks ago
always felt a bit of a midge (despite being average height)
meet a girl and shag her at the ripe old age of 28
think she's picked up on my insecurities because she praises me the same way you'd praise a dog
now when I walk around I literally feel a foot taller relative to others on the street
sounds absurd but that's how it feels
what's the explanation?
Probably cheering on the eradication of Irish majorities with the same glee that Cromwell and James I once did
bradleyposting was a perfectly fine gimmick for a while but he's thoroughly ruined it (along with that yank sidekick of his), hope he's proud of himself
Alright team? Back from work and having some dinner. Fish, chips, cauliflower and broccoli with tartare sauve
Did you manage to sort your UC out in the end mate?
this penis has been here for 10 minutes
i cant explain it mate we haven't found her corpse yet, but like I said. It's leaning onto the side of her killing herself rather than this grand conspiracy that she was sex trafficked in america (almost impossible to do) and someone took her father out like you reddit detectives think.
its like you seeing footage of Elisa Lam and saying "I DONT BELIEVE WHAT THE POLICE SAID LOOK AT HER LOOKING AT SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF THE ELEVATOR, SOMEONE MUST HAVE KILLED HER"
lonely old existence sometimes innit, living on your own this time of year. fine in the summer but the dark/cold thing really starts to get to me.
rorke just now learning that racism can be hurtful
really wonder how people this pathetic manage to stay alive and not kill themselves
maybe because you shouldnt have the option to report or should just be ignored
him status: done
That?
That's confidence lad.
Are you really expecting the janman to delete his own post
Only been here like 2 minutes mate
Anyone hear the rumor that michael jackson might have actually unalived himself?
you're 5 years late mate.
my cock? hard.
my balls? full of cum.
yep, it's time to start the day
there's a tranny on popmaster
alright but elisa lam was in the soup with a big heavy lid on...
Wish I was good at DIY
The wokes want you to have sex with hot paki bints and sexy transgenders
YEAH AFTER WE FOUND HER RETARD, SHE WAS MISSING AT FIRST.
Maybe he's commiemong.
that's a gay little willy
until we find proof that she killed herself we have to assume she killed herself because sex trafficking basically doesn't exist
you're an idiot
for the above reason, i'm going to stop replying to you now
Your dad's application went well then?
gearroid
alright fucking hell don't shoot the messenger
was just letting you know where she was
feeling really fucking down tonight
but not as bad as last night
nah you're thinking of jeffrey epstein
What a scruff
Is the interview still available to watch?
soogs is doing streams now
Thank you for admitting your arguments are shit and you can no longer defend them.
Makes me feel all smug inside.
give me one good reason not to take a sleeping pill and get into bed for a 10 hour-er
Gearoid is just another cog in the communist machine
The ironing is delicious
corrrr corrrrr
i like puppy
also no shes not
anyone seen a good peter or dragon recently?
Overwatch
Roblox
Terrible
fuck i hate communism
i support workers rights
a good wot
we're sending pendleton as well
*kicks the ball well hard towards the goal*
AVE IT
*it makes a satisfying pinging sound as it hits the post and deflects back onto the pitch*
the cronem are rubbin dat cocoa butter rn x
my peter's so big it's dragon on the floor aha
(in this joke i employed the mostly yank use of the word peter to mean willard or wilberforce)
there's a willy in the thread
your internet bf went on holiday and didn't even tell you. He doesn't think about you at all
honestly find trannies to be hot in theory but cannot for the life of me find penises/balls attractive at all, cant figure what the fuck’s wrong with me
what sleeping pills knock you out for 10 hours?
i've tried everything and nothing puts me to sleep except massive amounts of alcohol
Chinese gf keeps wanting the window open to let 'fresh air in'. absolutely fucking mental
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Buffer System: Sodium bicarbonate buffer system (2.2 g/L) to maintain physiological pH.
*filters it again*
Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*
Zangu on his Santa Cosplay
HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!
ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW
no she isn't
that said, i'd like to take this opportunity to say that i would kill to bury my face in her crack and fish poo nuggets out of her colon with my tongue
shameful get from this queer
winter arc W
Stick her in the fridge
The Chase viewers 'switch off' after player's 'disgraceful' move as they brand the show 'a joke'
dailymail.co.uk
love filtering schizobabble me
she's right you know
Into Katy's mucousal lining
Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*
Zangu on his Santa Cosplay
HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!
ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW
in what way do you find them hot, their ability to pass as women?
ay de gronm de be wigglin de bigbig ooka booka OOK OOK ahahaha BE BIGBIG de wigglin wah wah
you will treat a chinese gf like the queen she is
i would suffer arctic winds for a chinese gf
my eyes have been caning for a few hours now. I know a migraine is right around the corner
mmhmm...
new bard
opted out of organ donation
i know its expensive but i want to eat the cell culture medium
(it has electrolytes)
i DESERVE cell culture medium
i find sleep-eze/nytol one-a-night pills do the job if i have a couple of whiskies or glasses of wine with them. taken one, got a malbec now. will easily do 10 hours.
its purposefully obfuscating in order to increase the amount of replies it gets
love voluptuous bodies and stuff, someone like cockedupshawty or hootihoo or something like that would be my type i’d say. it’s just the less desirable parts i don’t really like.
oh grow up
ur willy is rubbish
remember the dab?
scientific spirit
she imported?
knew an imported chinese lad who was practically addicted to fresh air, would catch him in the middle of lessons opening the classroom window and having a big huff
Communism as expressed Englishly is just Quakers, Diggers, Methodist type socialists steeped in the trade unionist and syndicalist traditions, community organisation from industries and low churches
Part of commiemong's vulgarity is his pathetic Russophilic Bolshevik fetishism rather than tying himself to the roots of the left in Britain
i'll drop you prick
monkey d soogs
asked my gf if I could cum in her mouth
she said only if I kissed her after
spaffed in her mouth
she snowballed it into my gob
literally the most disgusting shit ever
was always a bit turned off by oral creampies, but now I find them totally revolting
more 4 is better than channel 4
no it just wasnt hard :(
my pubes have stopped going in my foreskin for the winter now though. they dont come out anymore
they just pull back the foreskin now like one of those cableties you fix logs onto lorries with
i do now, thanks for reminding me... NOT
I've done something to upset the gf because she's playing more American garbage on speaker instead of using the headphones which she knows I hate but I can't be fucked asking what I've done now
was about to be nice to you then realised you're the cunt who didnt make his mum any dinner, hope its a bad one, enjoy your kebab
bet you will you achy eye CUNT
cheers man, i'll look into that
my mate also has insomnia and keeps offering me nytol
i guess it must work, although i'm sure i've tried it to no avail
There is something sketchy going on with this. either someone killed him or he knew something that law enforcement didn't.
because why would you suicide when there was still a chance your daughter was alive.
computer, show me results for the cheapest cell growth medium powders
not me lad. Don't even know who you're on about
i could be on death's door and i'd still drop you
soogs cummmy on tits video
soogs cum on arse video
soogs missionary sex video
Slap her around a bit
i'd be into that if my gf wanted to do it
i'd eat it out of her fannois as well
Is there an AI chatbot in this thread right now?
no need for sleeping pills, reading all your shite boring posts is a cure for insomnia
ah fair enough mate, get the psilocybin mushrooms scranned
diacetyl- palm oil, sodium carbonate, potassium, magnesium taurate, calcium carbide, potassium again (dipotassium), gluconate
for what purpose
blind CUNT
id be 2 miles away from you and you wouldnt even know
At the end of the day lads, if you're not a communist in 2024, you are a liberal. Alright? That's just a fact.
you're like a fucking nun
you'd be 2 miles away and I'd see you clear as day you fat cunt
make sure you get the one-a-night ones, and defo add booze or it won't do the job
ill just not use the animal cruelty FBH
migraine freak
you wouldt know what hit you
Sir Spear Chucker
more American garbage
bit rude but if it's rap then fair play
you really don't - it tastes vile
no she's not a nun, she's a teacher
girl in my flat says she likes me
go up to her and hold her body close and passionately kiss her
she drags me upstairs to my bedroom
she pulls down my pants and blows me
she swallows it
and that's the story of the absolute peak of my life
it will never get better than that, and i know it
just counting down the years now
far too many blasphemous posts ITT
please repent before it’s too late.
do you ever find that ugly people tend to be stupider or is that just lookism bias?
went to school with this one kid who was pretty ugly, and had super bogan voice like that of steve irwin, but apparently he was a mathematical genius and computer whiz
I am neither of those things, I am a man of the right
you wouldt know what hit you
I know a pussy when i feel one
methyl-cellulose !!
ORGANIC BASE!
I have seen the "Stalker" games
What are they like? I've never played them at all
Methodist type socialists steeped in the trade unionist and syndicalist traditions, community organisation from industries and low churches
Nothing communism about any of these.
Marxism-Leninism is the only authentic form of communism, not utopian or religious dreams.
We don't fetishise yokelism or make apologie for religious dreck, nor for reforming which leads the working class back to square one.
It's just social media brainrot
I'm a Christian nationalist
Best Timmy culd do
Meanwhile Tyrone get blonde hair and blue eyes Emily
Saw "Wicked" at the cinema.
SEXOOOOOOOOOO
met smart whites who were ugly
you’re just thinking about blacks and brown because blacks and browns are ugly as sin and utter retards due to their genetic proximity to lesser lifeforms
Sir BlackRocker
bet you do gay freak
famously bent to know what pussy feels like innit?
they're fun with great atmosphere but are ultimately very repetitive in nature. also buggy
you walk around eastern europe with nothing but an ak and some gear, there's crazy shit that can kill you, including the environment. all there is to it really
i slurp my cum after almost every wank, it's not that bad, the taste can vary dramatically depending on what you've been eating, that's why i drink pineapple juice before i'm expecting a shag, it makes it sweeter and i'm just considerate that way
Cor I'd have many children within wedlock with that redhead on the right
oh girlie thats not... x
doing that 90s dance where they put their arm behind their head and hop around on one leg
interesting they use aluminium chloride as an ingredient for plant cell growth medium, when aluminium inhibits the growth of plant roots. maybe it is so the plants have manageable roots, either to transfer, or because they dont need good roots as they will be fed everything they need
cum just tastes like tangy water
done him lad
is she ok ...
People like you are the reason strange men shoot up pizza places and innocent people got accused for the boston bombing.
spooky scary skeleton
Yeah so you're a liberal.
What right wing LARPers imagining themselves as Roman aristocrats forget is that the success of the bourgeoisie (and they are all from the bourgeoisie) comes from modernity.
In seeking a "return" to some pre-capitalist idyll, they are admitting the failure of their own ideology.
Thoughts?
famously bent
yeah you are mate
you’re just thinking about blacks and brown because blacks
for fucks sake no i'm not, what is it with you yanks and assuming everyone must think the same way you do?
or maybe they dont include most of the ingredients
that one scene from nutty professor where he grows into a giant as onlookers watch then he farts so hard it catches them all up in the storm of his fart and an old lady clings to a street lamp as the fart is blowing out the whole street
right shaggers, which one shall it be?
me entering the thread
youtu.be
pussy feels cash
just had the funniest idea
6gamma-gamma-
Dimethylallylaminopurine
glycine (free base)
DOOM BAR FOR ME
PROPER DRIN KTHAT
where's the Carling?
Wobbly bob
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stupid moron
damn all the clubs I spent my uni days in have closed down all basically in the last 2 years too
sucking a golfball
get a wobbly down your gullet
new creps
guinness
It's all fruity fucking hop shit now all the way down
it's swill now, used to be a decent pint
phoenix obviously
woke mob shut them down
i liked Reggies old ears more
boom boom boom boom ~
i want you in my room ~
love jesus and all he did for us
Were people singing
fuck off mugwort mong
Correct!
I believe in Modernity, Science, Rationalism, Meritocracy, Utilitarianism, Reason, Logic, Business and Finance.
I am a true Liberal Individualist.
Mother who hid child in drawer under bed for almost three years jailed
GILLETTE
THE BEST A MA'AM CAN GET
in wicked, they painted a black woman green, and a brown woman white. wtf
Am i wrong though
Woke up woke
(was a chud yesterday)
all the cool clubs i used to go to in my 20s in london have shut down, because fo the 5g woke mindvirus of crouse
have to go to weird places like west ham now for a good night out
fuckign sick of it
im a monkey man
i think it's in everyone's best interests if you commit suicide ASAP
RADIATORS ON FULL BLAST
WINDOWS WIDE OPEN
LIFE IN THE UNI HOUSE WITH THE FOREIGNS
Hispania has fallen
Rorke......gain a clue, will you mate.....
it's swill now,
DEODPENDS ON TEH PUB LAD
bots
literally nothing added to the thewad or discussions. fucking bots right here in the open
you eat my cum but no i won't eat my cum
For England, James?
i deserve a good job and a loving wife with the same blood type as me in case one of us ever needs a transfusion or a kidney
Meanwhile spaki get nuthin cos blonde blue eyed Emily doesn't want his small brown willy LOL
eric claptom and enoch powell were right about everything
LAYLA
Rorke's been absolutely battered today must be said
shove it up your twat
Welcome. Welcome to Starmer's Britain.
was an alright post but then it got a little weird
em... hi
eric clappedout
someone has to keep an eye on the logistical side of things
don't think that's britain m8
refuse organ transplant for wife so that she dies and you can remarry a younger woman
problem?
the population grows more infantile
Mmm
Canadaa!
get the fucking new made. lazy spastics
wouldn't bother with any woman under 25 or so, they're all attention-seeking harridans, although i'd make an exception if she's a virgin
preparing for that eugenia cooney biopic, maybe
no starmer HL2 mod
it's because china is a polluted shithole so they dont take it for granted