/brit/

Worcester Cathedral edition

BBC has named a man as women's footballer of the year

when will the madness end

Worcester Cathedral is the ugliest of the major English churches

pol

Morf is so cute I'm excited for Rings of Power season 3

Fuck you hulme

HATE how the captchas are getting harder and harder because captcha-solving bots keep becoming more sophisticated
it's like how we create superbugs through overuse of antibiotics, you captcha-dodging twats should've just bought a pass or left well enough alone

cody bro
pass the wuss turr shurr sauce bro
thats how its pronounced cody
wuss turr shurr

put the prisoners in different groups based on their ethnic group so when the public comes to see them in the zoo they can see the different ethnic groups. Also dress them up in their traditional ethnic group's clothes and put them in a habitat similar to their ancestral homeland.

But hey, that’s just a psyop
A Jewish psyop!

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I'm not going to finish my sentences when I'm expected to end them any

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Hawaii man kills self 13 days after daughter Hannah Kobayashi disappears

Anorexia

don't trust this series because it was made by yanks

Have you had the captcha where you have to film yourself twerking for 10 seconds? Mental

posted it again award

cor

Still repressing?

One time I was at my mates house when I was about 14 or 15. He left me in the house while he went to the corner shop so I sprinted to his older sister's bedroom (she was out obviously) and frantically clawed through her laundry basket to find some dirty underwear.

I pressed it so hard against my nose and licked it while wanking furiously. I came in about 20 seconds.

Great wank, in my top 5

Mother pays tribute to ‘caring’ girl who died after exiting police vehicle on M5

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Evil Brad brings bad karma to /brit/ which is why it has gone down the shitter the last few months

kobayashi dragon maid

having baths every day should be banned if baths arent to be made communal
everyone should just shower
or stop bathing

aye

Why's that

dont believe you.

Big game for the mighty Tigers tonight

imagine washing yourself every day and actually letting it take like an hour
save water

CORRRRRRRR YEAAAAAAAAAAH

fantastic post

The death of a man after an attack outside a club has left his family with "a void that can never be filled".

WOWEEWOWOW

We're surrounded by water mate, not going to run out any time soon

chatgptberg decided to give me a moral lecture so i told it i'm not going to be talked down to by something without a soul
when the machines rise i'll be among the first on the chopping block i reckon

i bet you leave the tap on whilst brushing your teeth too

so what's the story with london are they going to make bomb shelters or what?
and will there be an order as to who gets to go in the shelters first?

Utter Woke Nonsense.

which one of you lads was this?

I've got a PS2 set up, wonder if I should get myself a PS3 as well, some kino games on that

me? don't believe doctors should have to be the ones snuffing people out, not what their profession is really at the end of the day
want to kill yourself? garage, car running, half an hour
job done

BIG fan of this

the live stream site is down lads

It was me, I'm posting from my cell right now

You can't just print things on your 3d printer, arrest him.

nth for the gyaldem

3d printing a clue

What normie TV do you chaps enjoy? For me, it's Masterchef and the Masked Singer

puppyberg is cute

Boxers or briefs?

Masked Singer

Utter fucking tripe. Are you serious. Wouldn’t show that to prisoners in Guantanamo.

Not giving sky any clicks, shill

none other than football
used to like lots
went woke didn't it

3rd printing a 3d printer for infinite printability

Football, rugby, cricket

alri

LMAO
just a woman who went missing and has texted her friends and family saying she doesn't feel safe and can't leave
perfectly normal
you utter fucking imbecile

Odd, odd cunt

3d printing my dead mum so she can be alive again

dickinson's real deal

A mother who kept her baby daughter hidden in a drawer for the first three years of her life has been jailed for seven years and six months for "extreme neglect".

Yes, that's why I asked the question.
You fucking idiot.

do not click on E9-E9 and read it

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Heard it the first time spaki

Watch yer fuckin tone boy

I was watching the different version of master chef when youtube was recommending them to me and even had an international MC waifu chart going

lad I have purchased a ticket for Tuesday 11th, I am gonna go, finances be damned we're only here once. Will book my hotel and train tomorrow.

if you decide to go I'll see you there

Good choice tbf

when it comes out she killed herself be sure to think of me and how much i'll be laughin' at you lad.

hate how everything on youtube these days either is 30-second zoomer-tier rubbish or pretentious 30-minute video essays

sperm mania

corrr spaff

Unlike this post which is a premier work of literature

alri lad

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based, i'll see you there lad.

did you get the piss bottle?

22:30:51 Mathematical investigation of diffusion and decomposition of pollutants as a basic issue in water stream pollution / Arab J Geosci Farahbod, 2020
22:30:51 Effect of long-term omega-3 supplementation and a lifestyle multidomain intervention on intrinsic capacity among community-dwelling older adults: Secondary analysis of a randomized, placebo-controlled trial (MAPT study) / Maturitas Giudici, 2020

sci-hub.st/10.1007/s12517-020-05890-x

sci-hub.st/10.1016/j.maturitas.2020.06.012

hunger pain doing poor brookie in, he needs to eat the damn cookie already

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Done him

Terrified of dying because I know some cunt is going to Bradley the news of my death, and knowing my luck it'll be something ridiculous like slipping on poo in the spoons toilet and cracking my head open

oh leave it out will you
not yet

Ok I won't!

industrial revolution poors went "the poo cart missed our street again, I don't how much longer me and the girls can hold on for"

you fucken druggo

the indus valley civilisation (in modern day india) was the first known civilisation to have indoor toilets connected to sewage systems
ironic isn't it

kek KEK

when was the last time someone preceded a suicide by texting their friends and family in that way?
has it ever happened?
are you mentally handicapped?
are you one of the police officers assigned to the case who wants to play pretend rather than do your fucking job?

Mental women are just walking about with no willies
Imagine not having a willy

Man, incel freak, slips on faeces in local Wetherspoons, breaks neck on rim of toilet

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that's probably because they had a manageable amount of people back then. If you try to cram 10,000 people into a small space you're gonna have a poo problem

the UK invented sewage systems shrimple as

mental how the internet has made everyone an armchair detective.
her family claim there are weird texts.
have the police? the police say her ex boyfriend (who she flew to live with for a little bit) has been cooperating with them.

she killed herself mate, she went schizo and killed herself.
so sorry you think you're sherlock holmes lad trying to crack the case lmao

explains why women crave the willy
they suffer from willy envy
quote me on psychology journals

is the tranny posting just a highly commited poster and not a tranny wank male

Fourth run in two weeks after not running for three years.

Managed a full fourty minutes, might be able to crack the hour mark soon. Then it's 1:15, 1:45, and a smooth sail back to a half marathon distance.

one time i had a poo and it had some food in it so i ate it but it tasted horrible, i HATE poo now!

Preparation et proprietes physico-chimiques de l'alanate de magnesium Mg(AlH4)2

maya kendrick would be a 10/10 pornstar by my reckoning if her tits weren't so small
they always have at least one fatal flaw

You been doing any other exercise in the meantime?

Wanna get Simpsons hit and run but it's fucking £28 on cex, swear it used to be in every charity shop a few years back for like 20p

which is more important, privacy or safety?

feeling unhinged

Walking and that's about it. Used to lift but don't see the appeal anymore.

ibby biggy 400 bebby ward

corn is terrible anyway

fellas, what gives y'all the ick?

her family claim there are weird texts

are you saying they're lying?
what motive do her family have for lying about the texts they've been getting from her number?
her ex-boyfriend has cooperated with the police
so?
as opposed to what?
show me a shred of evidence that she killed herself

fuck your knees up that

jeezy own half of atlanta

heard the anons vocaroo last thread where i think he does a poo. that was a good post. didnt say anything because i thought someone else would but maybe they all thought the same

I consider myself to be a bit of a gentleman thief

Nah that's an old fatty cope

going to call in sick to toil, just can't be arsed with it

Corn is used by Mesoamerican demons to influence man
The mentalness of Yanks, like the violence and psychoses of the Aztec and Maya, come from their corn based diets

when she doesnt love you back

fuck do i know mate? i'm not the police, lmao. go back to your little true crime subreddit and have another wank thinking you're a big man solving it.

Only if you don't stretch. I'd swim if I didn't have to a) share a tiddly little pool with try hards and 70 year olds who urinate in it and b) fork out twenty a month for it.

Corr can see her nip nips

i consider myself to be a hardcore gamer

any unhinged and unmedicated man in

Spaffles, the Gentleman Thief

:flower:OwO

Werner Herzog

OωO
the omegamouse

i don't know anything because i'm not the police

are you mentally handicapped?
you don't need to be the police to read between the lines when a girl texts her family saying she's scared and can't leave
that's not even reading between the lines
that's just reading
are you actually spasticated?

i consider myself to be a hardcore gamer

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must've got implants, that tattoo wasn't there before either

no its just a cronem standing in front of her

and yet you have no one

got infest on

petition for another general election reaches 2.7 million signatures in 3 days

Sir Fears Farmers cowering away under his sheets in number 10

mental how people like you think you know more about a case the police.
utter insanity.

he's one of the ones that signed it

can't appreciate a good tin of deenz with a bit of bread for breakfast
my grandpa did it for years and he's 99

The minuscule letter ω is used as a symbol:

Biology, biochemistry and chemistry:
In biochemistry, for one of the RNA polymerase subunits
In biology, for fitness
In chemistry, for denoting the carbon atom furthest from the carboxyl group of a fatty acid
In genomics, as a measure of molecular evolution in protein-coding genes (also denoted as dN/dS or Ka/Ks ratio)

OÉ·O

why is blud like this :skull:

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MATHEMATICAL BOLD CAPITAL OMEGA

in his head he's a super star

Howling the baby looking like a venerable Chinese emperor

well, that's it lads. mumberg hasn't cooked tea. no sign that she's planning to either. so that's that. i'm on the gone off bread or the gone off milk and cereal. unbelievable. she must have got some sort of terrible illness. hope she has to be honest.

corr, shall be doing that tomorrow morning
normal supermarket sardines just aren't the same after I tried the posh french ones (a whopping £1.75 per tin)

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erm where are babies feet

i didn't say i know more than the police
what's mental is that you can read a story in which the family of a missing girl says they got texts from her phone number
texts saying she's scared and can't leave
and then you'll say "well, i guess she killed herself"
it's mental that i'm replying to you, when you're obviously insane or trolling

Rorke when the petition to remain in the EU hit 6 million signatures:

”LOL lefty freaks get over it you lost brexit means brexit”

Rorke when the petition to have a general election hits 2m (already proven to be heavily bitter/signed by foreigners)

”OMG STARMER CAN’T STAY ON HOW CAN HE IGNORE THIS HE’S SO DONE HE’S SO DONE”

You lost Rorke. Get over it. You have a Labour government for at least the next five years lol

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and you lost Brexit

What sort of bread? I'm guessing an ordinary baguette

annihilated that incel

if you're old enough to post on Anon Babble you're old enough to feed yourself

Brexit won
Trump won
Putin won
Shaggers won
Incels globalists and leftypol freaks lost

this weather got me all sweaty

went to get my covid-19 and flu jabs earlier but when I got there they said I was only eligible for the flu one, despite the letter clearly saying I was to come in for both

I didn't press the issue. Got my flu jab and left. Also, I am aware that I have absolutely no need of a flu or covid jab as a fit and healthy young person but it gets me out the house

mmhmm

might be a bacon sarnie for breakfast tomorrow

if i'm autistic enough to post on Anon Babble i'm too autistic to feed myself.

Thank you, Spainpaki.
*turns toward camera*
And that was the latest from our Incel Correspondent. Stay tuned for more boring updates nobody asked for after his post cooldown finishes

despicable really, aren't you?
knowing your mother might be unwell, you could have made dinner for the both of you
instead, you've festered away in your smelly bedroom expecting to be waited on hand and foot
foul, contemptible, sluglike man

the pale ones are massaging the cronem

Smells of Politico.eu and Remoaner in here all of a sudden.

where does it say in any article she was sex trafficked?
she killed herself mate, why is this so hard for benders like you to understand?
bet you think there is some grand conspiracy and someone took out the dad too because the police never revealed to the public there was a suicide note.

the police never release information unless they think it will help with the investigation.
the family were the ones to release that they were getting "bizarre texts not like her".
that means fuck all mate.

sent that sexless freak into orbit

how can i improve my CV? dad is threatening to make me move in with my step brother in preston if i don't get a job

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ok google start a two week timer

HPeV detection
was by real-time polymerase chain reaction
assay (region 50
UTR), followed by genotyping
(region VP3/VP1)

bizarre post

Brexit won by popular vote
Labour won by first past the post

boring post get a life

Trannies are just eunuchs. Wish they would cut to the chase and just say they want to lob off their cock and be treated as women (ugly ones) instead of actually claiming they are. They would find much more acceptance that way

Smashed into that smelly bedroomite like a steamroller

Just a fat bloke in knickers innit :/

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it's the opposite for me and it's making my tip chilly

i accept your concession

i should of gone for a walk 2 hours ago

occurred to me the other day that most of my favourite pornstars are redheads

mental how thinking logically and not emotionally made you quiet. now stay it.

timmy feel like a chieftain now

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Fucking obliterated that cunt

watching my arsenal now
good bye lads

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Big fan of Ben 10 as a kiddo were we

i hope whatever gone off, grim food you end up having turns to ashes in your mouth

connetables are good too
they got chalot sardines I like
yea or a miche, just good bread, not the the toast shite you call bread

think you mean 5 hours ago

Same
So's the gf come to think of it
Hang on so am I

was in bed back hen

oh do shut up gingerpubes

i'm just going to order a kebab with my PIP

ha ha well ain't that something? The only redhead pornstar I know by name is marie mccray

someone's smelly childhood bedroom's in for a right smashing up, now

not really, i only watched a few episodes and thought it was gay, probably the first time i'd come across anything that i perceived as soulless

yeah her family are trolling the police after their girl killed herself
top banter from that family
mad how it can't be sex trafficking until it's explicity called "sex trafficking" by the police and then reported as such in an article about it
does your brain just not work?

supporting a turboBlairite neoliberal Tory oligarchic police state to "own the rorkes"

Nothing sadder than a self professed lefty rooting for the capitalist machine simply because the regime's enemy is now "those fucking racist gammons" even though they still despise the poor, love Zionism, sell weapons to the Saudis
At least when you were corbynists you pretended to have principles

His long suffering mum can probably hear him stomping around from downstairs
Feel sorry for her honestly

fuck off, freak

not me

Shut the fuck up commiemong lmfao

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can't remember the last time I had this sort of bread
always go to the nicer bakery section me

aye she's a good'un
in terms of older pornstars who were active in the 00s my favourite one is nikki rhodes

O X F O R D
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done him

B E N D E R
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Good movie for the Irish diaspora masses

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wild sweaty sex with a Boer girl in a savannah estate

They don't even pretend to have principles, over in yankland they were deepthroating Dick Cheney lmao
it's just a cult for dysgenic losers who want to feel powerful

hopping on the tales of legendia for a bit i reckon

jayden cole enjoyer, me

Classic Irish-Jamaican mixie

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this is a troon
can you believe that

At least eight of the nine cases were
caused by HPeV3. HPeVs were detected in stool
samples from 17 children (6.3%), the most
prevalent types being types 1 and 3. In conclusion, HPeV infection is common in the Basque
Country (Spain)

and HPeV3 is a significant cause
of hospital admission due to systemic infection in
the first few months of life.

no

Corr those are some cracking tits to be fair

*zooms in on just the face*
Easily

the arms muscle displacement is a bit sus but can't really tell from this angle. who is he?

There were 1,449 persecutions & 98 convictions for internet speech in Russia 2008-2017. By contrast, there were 1,696 persecutions & 1,399 convictions for internet speech in UK in 2016 *alone* - despite having a population half that of Russia.

yeah they're getting better every day

excellent post
told that cunt

recycle

that's not a troon
he's pulling your leg, yanking your chain, having you on

NEW

No thanks
Anyone want to make a non-paedophilic new?

erm...
did i say i was finished with this thread???

hope you're not planning to breed, two gingers mating is irresponsible for the gene pool

corrr best 'deenz these might scran some tomorrow myself

my brother