/brit/

haha looks like pepe

Would probably get a stiffy in all honesty

based

Going to London on Saturday, wonder if I'll see anything like this

I hope it does :3

Denmark has been cuck posting long before Spainnonce's melties

expected a gaza graph there

Is that true? That is quite mental to be fair

Man (25) awakens just before cremation

msn.com/en-ie/health/other/man-25-awakens-just-before-cremation/ar-AA1uMGC2?ocid=msedgntp&pc=U531&cvid=8d76cb2f37794b76962f523269010e1d&ei=11

-suspended from primary school 4 times
-suspended from secondary school 9 times then expelled in year 10 (zero GCSEs)
- refused entry in to sixth form
- did literally nothing from the age of 16 to 21
- finally got a shit call centre runt job but got fired for gross misconduct
- found a gf and fucked around on parents money for a year around europe
- came back and got rehired from call centre job
- got fired for gross misconduct again a year later
- sign up for social housing, get a 1 bedroom council flat for life at £480 a month
- nothing really matters anymore because they can't kick me out
- manage to just get a job for £30k a year anyway

I would wank over it when I got home. Love seeing BMWF couples irl and imagining their sex lives

yeah that's a fake graph pal

why did the loyalists kill more loyalists than republicans

literally all the same person

the absolute state of poltards

Kinda want a council flat, wonder if the tism gets you up the list

any moloch men in?

schizo

I would wank over it when I got home

dunno if I could last until then, would probably have to find the nearest stall
but the flags are different...

Why did you eat my poo!?

What gross misconduct?

imagine the people that never awoke before cremation but were alive

yeah that's a fake graph pal

Probably same reason Republicans killed more Republicans than Loyalists

literally the same person

cant believe i've had to filter denmark now too. gonna be no bloody countries left at this rate.

told a customer to fuck themselves and i'm gonna bash his wifes head in when he started getting lippy hahah

Factional infighting and vigilante justice. Both sides would 'take care of their own'.

Me din dins

the difference is one was after british security forces

new chargerberg working an absolute treat.

In the immortal words of everyone who has ever lived in NI: "Touts out". Nothing guarantees disappearing more than opening your mouth.

They days of British colonialism and imperialism are over Rorke
Ireland will be united in our lifetimes and there's nothing your virgin chud seetheposting can do about it x

told a customer to fuck themselves and i'm gonna bash his wifes head in when he started getting lippy hahah

Two more weeks yeah?

*walks around the thread with a big silver tray offering glasses of champagne*

Eh?

Big lunch?
Those 'ter skins don't come with the sour cream dip like they used to, was so peng

*slaps it out of your hands to make the fit girls laugh*

*slaps your arse as you walk past*

can't get enough of seedy bread like that, me. hovis or morrisons own. for me, it's toasted with marmite on top.

Probably more like a decade or so.
Cope on. You know I'm right.

which is worse, being buried alive or being cremated alive?

why do poors always eat with a slice of buttered bread

Thank you Jeeves.
A toast!

cremated and I doubt it's close

Evening Spaedophile

Suffocation or immolation
Neither is good

1917 Easter Rising - "Irish unification is imminent!"

1921 - End of Irish Revolt - "Irish unification is imminent!"

1938 - End of Anglo-Irish trade war - "Irish unification is imminent!"

1940 - McDonald Proposal - "Irish unification is imminent!"

1972 - Height of the Troubles - "Irish unification is imminent!"

Every year from 1972-1997 - "Irish unification is imminent, the IRA will be victorious!"

1997 - GFA - "Ok so maybe Irish unification isn't so imminent, but it's coming soon.™"

2016 - Brexit - "Irish unification is imminent!"

2024 - Date predicted for unification by Star Trek: TNG - "Irish unification is imminent!"

2035 - Ireland elects its first transgender black PM - "Irish unification is imminent!"

2062 - Catholic/Protestant/Polish/Albanian/Native American birthrates have finally equalised - "Irish unification is imminent!"

3045 - Earth is accepted into the Galactic Federation, dissolving all nation states - "Irish unification is imminent!"

the next post will be a boring blog

He's say the IRA's primary target was the Brits, not the Loyalist paramilitaries. Whereas the primary target of Loyalists was Catholics in general and therefore your comparison wasn't a 1:1.

Suffocation no breathing

Several conditions can cause hearing loss or other issues in just one ear, known as unilateral hearing loss. Here are some examples:

Acoustic Neuroma: A benign tumor on the auditory nerve that can cause hearing loss in one ear.

Meniere's Disease: A disorder of the inner ear that can lead to vertigo, tinnitus, and hearing loss, often affecting just one ear.

Labyrinthitis: An inner ear infection that can cause dizziness and hearing loss in one ear.

Sudden Sensorineural Hearing Loss (SSHL): A rapid loss of hearing in one ear, often without a clear cause.

Ear Infections: Infections such as otitis media can sometimes affect only one ear.

Trauma: Injury to one ear can result in unilateral hearing loss.

Perforated Eardrum: A hole or tear in the eardrum can cause hearing loss in the affected ear.

These conditions can lead to symptoms like difficulty hearing conversations, trouble determining the direction of sounds, and reduced spatial awareness24.

Everyone who opposes the illegal occupation of Ireland by the British imperialist army is Spaino!!!!

Cry more fag

My pizza just arrived.

I was going to make an absolutely hilarious post where I took a picture of the box open and include the tip of my bellend but I don't fancy taking a 3 day holiday if the janny saw it.

Trust me, would have been a right laugh.

Well that's retarded, typical mickwit

Being buried alive would be really scary but the death itself wouldn't be so terrible. Being burned alive is one of the worst ways to go.

don't give a fuck if i cop a ban sneeding

Anon Babble has fallen

would you rather die of swallowing too much cum, or getting wanked to death?

COME OUT YE BLACKS AND TRANS
COME WATCH ME ELECT A GAY PAKISTANI MAN

Can't imagine what could drive someone to self immolation

irish unification is happening in the next decade or two

Need to sniff her armpits.

depends who's wanking me and how much arseplay is involved

snap one of it on your bed with something on the telly in the background

it would have to be girlcum

free Palestine

Haha okay Spervert

Shouldn't you be dying for Israel right now, Rorkey?

late 2024

I am forgotten

I feel like it's a lingering echo from the past, like you can picture medieval peasants having a nice big hunk of bread with each meal to fill them up and now the descendants of those people do the same with a slice of Warburtons

What makes this worse is that it was directed by her then-bf

illegal occupation of Ireland

Strange thing to say

You are unironically schizophrenic.
Facts don't care about your feelings.

The illegal occupation of your bog by my poo

Natalie Dormer looks like a mong
I prefer it when you post about Jenna Coleman

You're both "wrong". Both of you are working off the presumption that Loyalists were targetting Republican Paramilitaries, when they were actually actively targetting civilians. So the comparison should be loyalists:civilians for loyalists and republicans:brits for republicans. Assuming you're wanting to compare "number of targets killed compred to team kills"

only makes it better
but tbf if I was her bf I would have had her do much more than just kissing

GOOD post

the absolute state of pol

it's cool

I really enjoy how this guy is serving as Foreign Secretary of the United Kingdom and represents UK abroad, it's the way forward. :)

wiggle my little white willy

You are unironically Adam

do it lad, we won't report you
*turns to the rest of the thread and does a sly wink*

mumberg making dinner-making bangs and clatters downstairs
winder what she's rustling up tonight
better have lots of meat. been serving up too many pastas and the likes lately
stupid bitch

which is better, half indian, half native but gay, or full indian no native but straight

he switched his VPN to Denmark because everyone filtered Belgium

variety is the spice of life
based alert

This post brought to you by random tweet generator 2018

Leftypol scoring teamkills in real life

Eh? This is all irrelevant bollocks
We're talking about Loyalists killing Loyalists and Republicans killing Republicans
Are you a mickwit yourself?

His wife is white btw

wish my VPN wasn't blocked so I actually could change flag :((

i wouldn't see this because I don't give blacks my attention

whaddya hear

whaddya say

Britain has no moral right to occupy any part of the island of Ireland.

*calls up the job centre*

hiya, yeah i cant go and sign on today sorry love, i've got mental health. yeah ive got mental health today, its really bad love. alright ta love, do you know what time the cost of living payment is going in as well darling?

Huh, he's still alive.

but everyone that does that will have immediately updated their filters, it changes nothing

We're talking about Loyalists killing Loyalists and Republicans killing Republicans

That is literally specifically what I referenced in my reply. You probably shouldn't accuse people of not being smart when you're functionally illiterate lmao

she fit?

youtube.com/watch?v=DsR4Nx-ELgc

t. person who would have a raging hard-on seeing her kiss him like that :3

brexits over rorke, racisms not cool anymore. give it a rest

moral

You said illegal? Completely different question
Keep up Padraig

nth for the baddiedem

why the fuck are so many of you cunts on the dole

Does this life plan sound bleak for a 20yo

Get a job, get comfy then rent out a small flat or house, work part time and do the minimum amount of hours I need to be comfy, build up a nice goon cave in le flat, hopefully stay there as long as possible and then move to cheap as chips council bungalow when I'm old.

Literally don't care much about a gf or anything, as long as I have a pub relatively near I'll be fine can just go there for bants, if anything goes wrong I could just move back into parents anyway.

need a jungle bbc turning their insides red raw

nah i wouldn't give her one and doubt most would either
podgy

do streamers even still use twitch? all the ones i know of seem to stream mainly on youtube or alternative sites like rumble or kick these days
i certainly hope twitch goes bankrupt, they deserve it

love em

rioting crowds are not "civilians"

worked with natalie dormer once. she was very nice to me.

why do you want to change flag

imagine them both carrying a mixed-race baby...

This literally describes my life. Take from that what you will.

No it isn't
You're genuinely retarded

woke mob wants to keep YOU from having sex with cartoon/ anime characters, are you gonna let them get away with that?

Okay then Rorkey McCromwell, what legal basis do you have to be occupying Ireland?

/^Denmark$/

if you're not asking for much then why do you care if strangers on the internet think its bleak.

do want you want mate, its your life.
but yes normies will think this is bleak

Is this one of those girls with willy?

Neighbour charged with murdering a British 11-year-old girl and shooting her father in the head because he thought they were too noisy dies in prison

I'm very happy to hear that :3
false flag stuff
general anti ban protection
stuff like that

absolutely fascinated by what your sleeping pattern is because you are here all the time

not a chance my fellow gamer!

I accept your concession. It's a shame you're not very smart.

seen her porn it's fucking terrible
zero personality slag she might as well be a blow up doll

that looks so staged

Please don't post the exposed anuses of men wearing tights again.

why is her fanny looking so weird

Why the FUCK are there so many central Americans in London now. Deport them. All YANKED as fuck wearing basketball shite.

absolute mental that you come to Anon Babble to talk to individuals about sleeping patterns and how often they are here. get a life

um

why do the interracial freaks flock to this general?
what makes them drawn to britain?

Hawaii man kills self 13 days after daughter Hannah Kobayashi disappears

who cares, women dont have personalitys

what legal basis do you have to be occupying Ireland?

The Acts of Union 1800

british women are quite BUILT

can't post that

it is on every single board
theyre cancer. its also pol

Denmark used to use /who/ as his sandpit but now that's dead he comes here for some reason

It's been prove that race mixing is the most popular fetish amongst far right men.

it's an active general and they get lots of attention here by acting like little gaylords

Okay mickwit, better luck next time

if I come here once every few days and you're here every single time - regardless of whether it's 1 in the morning or 3 in the afternoon - eventually anyone with two eyes to see and a brain capable of pattern recognition will realise that you literally never fuck off

iiiiiiiiiiiiiits a reggie !!!

all my other hunting grounds are too slow

sex sex yankanon
me in the "petplay / futa" chamber

typical incel response, to be expected from someone who fawns over vapid e-slags

You're so proud of "mickwit" it's sort of sad lol

this is a picture of the father, he was 50 years old
either they decided to use an absolutely ancient photo for whatever reason, or that guy is a vampire (would certainly explain how he survived being shot in the head)

oh that's sad, and doubly so since she's 100% been abducted into the illegal sex trade

im mixed race, im half saxon half Scottish

Yes usually because they're fantasising about shagging black or brown women
Not cuck shit

Always knew Tories where mega nonces

schizo moment

theres no proof of that

You could just use your "Irish wit" to come up with something of your own, and yet...

good lad xx

soogs' says she's gonna start streaming again

every monday, wednesday and friday 6pm to 8pm central time iirc

twitch.tv/videos/2311155426

mad that you think 2 different anons are one poster

new

I'm not Irish. You should stop fighting shadows.

post a single legitimate reason why economic libertarism wouldnt work

You have no factual basis for that statement

this is actually funny
deserved
fuck him

never been to meganonces, where's that?

Sure

mad that you come to Anon Babble to talk about individual anons and how often they are here with your pattern-reconigiton skills
yes im aware that youre too fucking thick to ever change. you can believe whatever you want to believe but dont think you are right
youre on the wrong website

I do, as evidenced by the fact it says "raceplay" and not "cuckolding"
Mong

melty

Right well that's anti-pension mongs and the Irish done.
Wonder who's next for the chopping block.
Diego in?

whats that gotta do with what i typed?

What you think she's been whisked away to Narnia or something?

got a weird purple sticky out patch on my nob. wtf is it?

youre on theh wrong website and are a net loss for this one. you should fuck off. i shant be replying any further

your balls

alri

Lenin was right.

well shes 30 years old, her ambitions failed and she's fucked off somewhere new. usually people do that to kill themselves.

in her collabs she's the life of the party

mp4

site’s gone to the dogs

*Lenin was a right fucktard

Why is butter not a more common crisp flavour?
These are fucking lush.
Walkers need to get on it.

derpy caberge

you should kill yourself

mega toby tantrum incoming

butter is a boring flavour and i wouldn't buy these crisps

Sounds a bit grim

oh yes group sex, rapeplay, ageplay, pegging, exhibitionism, humiliation, all these degeneracies are less taboo than incest. this modern world is gayness incarnated.

no, unless you count noe as a big blue cock x

Shite taste. Butter is delicious.

oh I read the original wrong and thought a 13 year old was abducted

Sure this is very accurate scholarly information and not something some random Redditor threw together

corr is that r nora

i keep drinking water but the taste of the cookies wont leave my mouth

it's boring
if i'm eating a slice of buttered bread it's because i've run out of marmite or philly

Well yeah but can't imagine it translating well to crisps

shan't, soogs is streaming tomorrow

Rightoid triggered by facts again

when's noe dropping the bloodborne cosplay lad

The morphing of politics into ones personality is the worst thing to come of the digital age
Look no further than r/politicalcompassmemes. Teenagers and midwit spastics thinking all human behaviour and thought and history can fall into one of 4 boxes

going to eat a few slices of bread

Why not? Jacket potato and butter is lush.

just been in the job centre for the first time in three years

GRIM,GRIM,GRIM. I don’t belong here with these people. Cunts are making me come in still because I only secured a part time job

You clearly know fucking nothing about the story

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

my ex gf (who is 32 years old now (3 years older than me)) is now a streamer and makes tiktoks and acts like a dumb zoomer
hate to see it, but at least she hasn't started acting like a whore so that's good

the football stream?

bet it's shite sandwich bread and 'spreadable' that's 30% oil or something

... hey

Starmer's Britain :/

it's worse in real life since they do the same thing but it's only two boxes.

US approves HIV-infected organ transplants

This was put together by Aella girl, that autistic e-whore who had the birthday gangbang and published data about application process for it

so did taking pics of her fanny buy her that gaff?

What consequences are there to my life should I be diagnosed schizo? No matter how true a diagnosis that may be

Could I still get gibs while working? Would I be monitored or banned from certain things?

Why are all the people in these adverts white? Where’s the minority representation?

i asked for proof that shes been sex trafficked mate.
from what i know she's an "aspiring photographer" at 30 (thirty) years of age.
her ex boyfriend is cooperating with the police and they rule him out.
random women in the west dont get sex trafficked mate, that happens in shit hole countries where men usually dont give a fuck about womens rights. (zero evidence of any of this btw)

shes killed herself because she feels like a failure and went somewhere nice to do it.
pretty simple, its a tale as old as time.

wey aye lad

no idea lad, arcane got in the way I think aha

yes mate how can i help?

it's research done by a pornstar who took a module in data analysis (see pic related lol). she hasn't made the methodology or data public, so it's impossible to know how valid the data is, but even she admits that the correlation is borderline non-existent.

Most wogs are conservative and don't support euthanasia.

you can't even read the bottom right corner

t. wog

i've eaten plenty of breads and sampled the best butter the world has to offer, it's just boring

yh

might have to get the piss bottle out because i don't want mumstein knowing i'm awake

You're boring. Fuck you. Gay cunt.

Depends on how it affects you. You can work and get PIP. Might stop you getting into the armed forces or getting a shotgun licence

the watch

Music is haram to Muslims because they have weak brains and are easily influenced into sin or misbelief via simply hearing music. They think it’s satanic because they can’t handle it and it has too much of a mental effect on them. Same reason they can’t drink alcohol and consider it an evil demon drink.

Going to sleep lads goodnight

its because of Jews

Literally took like two seconds to prove you wrong Rorke mate do you believe everything you read on X?

saw that gracey on south today, she's a bit of alright ain't she?

your mother's got a penis

Need them all rounded up and shot.

this stuff is vile. put this disgusting person in some sort of mental unit or jail or zoo or something

clearly semetic or arab

get the bags in
get the slags in
haha x

he’s clearly white retard

by the way Canada this state of the thread is why i go to /cum/ often

just pee out of the window

That's nice, now read an article about what actually happened instead of making shit up

stop posting this minger

I cannot believe you mean that, butter makes everything nicer, it's an undisputed fact

knowingless.com

grim

It just happened
That thing they said never would

Yeah that brown paki man called “Anil” is white is he mate?

based edish
sorry im late

tell them to wind their necks in

Music that leads to excessive involvement with entertainment and wasting time that could be spent on religion is considered haram

these peoples entire reality is made up of what skin color people have and i prefer /cum/ lest i end up with a life like theirs (unemployed and poor)

yeah mate i've read the articles cant see nowt about sex trafficking. can you help me?
think i'll use occam's razor on this one methinks.

Whenever I think of "friendship" and socialising I think of cold bitter scenarios where I am freezing and want to get back inside to the safety and heat of home

surprised they even managed to survive not drinking alcohol, as we all know back in ye olden days people were getting pissed all the time for the simple fact that booze was easier to get than a clean water source

thought sackedtranny worked at a Waitrose? what else has he been lying about?

Reggiemouse ... :c

I have a new idea to earn jails money. So the jail is turned into a zoo and the public can come see the prisoners in big cages. And they are separated by what they done and all that.

Sounds like you prefer being in /cum/ and we all prefer you being in /cum/ so why not make us all happy? :)

haha yes get in!

well doesn't that just beat all, I come here because of the state of that thread

convert to Islam for larp (all you need to do is say a phrase)

go to mosque, befriend imam

get him to give me a certificate saying I’m Muslim

travel to mecca

show them the certificate

they think I’m Muslim and since I’m white and a good actor they will let me in

see Mecca, supposedly off limits

go home

never go to mosque or anything again, still catholic, just done it to see mecca

Might do it

we should give them e. coli and use their poops as biofuel

got fly screens on my windows mate i'd have to pop them off, malaysia is a warm climate too isn't it? i'm sure you can relate

To be fair, in the era before soap and running water they were notorious clean-freaks
reckon even just wandering off into the desert to take a shit instead of doing it into the water-supply (like Europeans did) probably saved them from a few plagues.

British niggas be like

heard this many times, don't believe it
for one it takes ages for booze to ferment, plus you also have to buy it whereas you can go to a stream or brook and just boil the water then sieve it to make it drinkable if it isn't already

This is like having sex with a man and then claiming you're not gay, you just did it for a laugh.

That’s largely a myth and was confined to Europe

yeah as one ingredient of many
it improves the slice of bread but it's not like i'm going to pick butter on its own over butter +an actual spread
because it's just butter. it's boring

BIG UP

she's peng tho

you can take e-coli out of the water with a filter system and use their dung to grow the vegetables that feed them aswell

British fellas be like: 12" not enough, need to get it to 18

going to an orgy and not cumming

sounds like a bit of a wasted trip

Don’t think this jives very well with your Catholicism

aha it really do be !

You did not need to buy beer in medieval times spastic. Villagers brewed it from excess malts and barley.

only if he vegetables make them poo more
doing that absolves him from sin
if not he can just donate to the church

Make it

i use lavender perfume to keep them away

mum forgot tesco shop was arriving

run all the way home

theyre already waiting outside

full on sprint down a hill to get there

key sticks

no clue where any bags are

pile the whole entirety of tesco's warehouse into the hallway including about 30 2 litre bottles of water

delivery nonce doesnt think im over 18

finally get to start bringing stuff into the kitchen

fridge is already fucking full

spend 20 minutes playing tetris with everything already in there to make room for the new things

spent 10 minutes lugging water through the house

treat myself to a jam doughnut for my hard work

the fuckers forgot to ice it

sprinkled some icing sugar over the cunt and its actually quite nice
ama about my day for i am well (pardon my yankese) pooped x

Love all the wee virgins here talking about their political “isms” and how they are going to change the world when they are too nervous to speak on the phone to the Job center

Make a new thread I have something important to say

These adverts are 100% a psyop
Like the response has been practically unanimously negative
There's no way they were actually trying to win people over with this

alright, no need to get shirty
thought they might have bought it from the pub
and they would have bought it mainly from the pub in urbanised areas

Only person I see talk about isms is commiemong

new

why is your shopping so absurd? takes me about 2 minutes to unload and pack it away

captcha fail loop effed me

thats sad that you get bullied :c
stop making duplicate threads every end polshit

I'm not a chud and look at the post times dummy x

900 seconds are up. I can post now!

Tough luck nigga