Cum

what's wrong with this one?

once again you lazy niggas refuse to stand by your edition

nothing, he posted that one later anyway

this one was made first, wasn't it?

yes it was, janny no longer cares about multiple editions I've noticed

yes

I've never understood why anybody would care who made the thread, of course /cum/ flag prefered

because the person who made it second didn't check if one was in the catalog already

Once again, I have to carry the whole edition on my back. The TRUE new mind you

I'm here to join you

it's the time of year when nobody at work wants to get anything done
perfect time to build up vacation days so that i can take 4 weeks off in a row next year.

penis

yeah I never understood people who take a lot of vacation in December.

nothing ever gets done

a lot of people are already off, so less stuff gets assigned or worked on

already have at least Christmas and New Years off

cant sometimes get paid extra for working Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve

flights cost much more

No reason at all

List of countries whose Anon Babble posts have gotten much much worse after they went to war:

Russia

Ukraine

Israel

the first week in January is a good time to fly, especially new years day

I am always faithful to the true new edition, even if it's unpopular

It's improperly formatted

I am a lion tamer living in a clown world.

/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

Where do you think this eboy is supposed to be? Sacramento?

In my dad's family's dialect, "Sacramento" would be pronounced "Saguramend" and said very quickly.

Pakistani security forces fired assault rifles & automatic weapons on own citizens.

i love asian women so much, asian women are too perfect, they cannot be real, something like this can not exist on this disgusting planet

Nobody cares

Pakistani

I mean can you blame them

Type the words "nobody cares"

Solve the captcha

Press send

For someone who "doesn't care" you sure went through a lot of steps. If I didn't care about something I'd ignore it.

Curious.

calitards btfo

i want to clean out the pots i have in the fridge but i'm afraid my roommates will take up all the space

Someone who knows california well help me out. He says he's from Northern california and also central valley and this is where he marked the map. What city do you think he is most likely from

Sagura my balls faggot

why does it matter

good idea

tfw no creampie addict gf

It's so weird to me that people actually have sex
Like I've lived for nearly 3 decades without having it
This is something people actually do

god i wish i had those hips

what's weird about it? people do it all the time, there's millions of cocks going into pussies RIGHT now

It's like a foreign culture to me

frfr no cap

I've been having sex since I was 15. I think the longest I've ever gone without it since then is about a month

i will never have sex in my life basically

you have to go back

i had a lot of sex for like 6 months
it was alright but going without it took a rough toll on me mentally
weird how that works
i just miss the intimacy

are you a dater or a philanderer

as a sexless virgin i will go to heaven and be seated next to god while you will burn in hell for eternity, i hope the sex was worth it

theres no incels bro just try and you will have sex ^^

I will never have sex

And thats GOOD

more like saucy arabia!

umm as a sexless incel, you'll be sent to hell. God said "be fruitful and multiply" and you're not doing that are you

good. autism is highly genetic.

"just try"
by doing what

so you dated a girl for 6 months?

Bit of both but mostly dater. I had a spurt of philandering that lasted about a year after a long term relationship ended terribly and I was fed up with woman bullshit. I got over that awhile ago. I'm 35

I ponder the orb and have arcane visions. You do not. We are not the same.

i dated a girl for 2 years :^)

People who have sex and people who don't live in completely separate realities

it's actually true though

ummmm...why didn't you plow

raising canes status: acquired

how do you just "have sex"
walk me through the whole process, I haven't spoken to a girl in like 5 years

we did a LOT
then we didnt as much
then we didnt at all
now i dont have gf anymore
theres a lot of factors at play trust me

I've never had raisin canes

You walk up to a fine honey you see
You give 'em this:

I'm that gorilla dick nigga

I make dyke pussy wet

Ya feel me

be good looking
download tinder
tell slutty girls you wanna bone
they comply
this is totally meaningless though and is actually negative karma for your soul
sex should be intimate and with someone you love, it should be an emotional cumming together

Faggot

God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous

It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman.

To the unmarried and the widows I say that it is good for them to remain single

that you abstain from sexual immorality; that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not in the passion of lust like the Gentiles who do not know God;

But if they cannot exercise self-control, they should marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion.

so you fugged for 6 months and then dated for another year and a half without?? weird that shoulda been some sorta warning sign to move on right

really isn't that special desu
the sauce is good but the chicken and fries are pretty plain

you ever ponder the orb itself, rather than just use it as a mystic's television set?

we fugged a LOT for 6 months the not as much for another 6 then not at all for a year
it should have been yes but i was locked in hard with love n shiet

be good looking

I already failed step one

i will marry the first woman who does not find me disgusting

don't do it cameron.

well thats how you 'just have sex'
otherwise you gotta put some effort into it
like the same steps i outlined but with a lot more finessing her than just straight up saying you wanna shaboink
you shuold be looking for a good wife material girl though then you can fug as much as yall want

very weird of you to have a picture of a underage kid in school on your computer

have you tried not being disgusting?

i banged my homeroom teacher on one of those tables

there is literally zero (0) reason for you to have that picture saved
kys nonce

That's impossible. Oh well

nonce btfo
score one for the good guys

the hell it is you foul pederast. begone

Favorite albums ?
For me it's death grips government plates porter Robinson worlds and mindless self indulgence if

ELON MOX

Weirdo

t. saves pictures of underage girls

is it really that weird to have a picture of a cute girl saved?

Also mystery skulls forever

nigga
download tinder
get a match
be charming and do some peacocking
go on a date or 2
get rewarded with the big fug

I understand why pedophilia doesn't carry a death sentence but I still think it should

*shirtcocking

that's impossible

i dont want to shower but i know im gonna feel extra gross tomorrow if i dont

Stop with the anti Semetic comments

normies fundamentally don't understand people that struggle socializing

i do understand it because ive been there but im giving him borderline step by step advice
the only thing more i could do is write his responses for him

OK. I'm unattractive and no girl will ever find me attractive. How do you overcome that

facts?

you had a 2 year long relationship, you do NOT understand

i'd prefer a no niggers time zone two bee jonest

i think youre posting this in bad faith
alternatively, lower your standards and/or pay for hookers until you feel comfortable around females instead of intimidated

there are going to be support groups and therapists for guys who can't get laid. it's going to be a huge industry. being an incel is going to be the new common cold for future men.

hookers are illegal
and no I'm not posting in bad faith, literally not a single girl ever has expressed interest in me or even spoken to me

I am unattractive and women don't like me

duh you're posting in bad faith!

absolutely loathe normies

incelism is literally an offshoot problem of undersocialization in men
men without healthy social circles and good friends are not well adjusted because they are missing out on very core human experiences
they arent going to express interest openly/verbally and arent going to talk to you first, unless youre insane bonkers hot where women AWOOGA over you
you have to do literally all of the work
it isnt fair, but its how things are
just remember that every interaction between men and women is about sex
except sex

incelism is literally an offshoot problem of undersocialization in men

source: just trust me bro
certainly couldn't be a matter of women having all of the control in relationship dynamics and partner selection

seems like a lot of work for a 20 minute reward

it's a multi factor problem
we have created an evil society that destroys the souls of its people but ESPECIALLY so men
we dont conducive to our nature
thats why i told you the goal should be a good loving wife not just meaningless sex, it is empty shit and does no good for your soul.

excited for steam sales tomorrow :]

I am like 90% sure female hands are typing these posts

i would literally kill myself if i was a woman

thanksgiving week

have a stomach ulcer

you're retarded and never right

you have the traits of one, you offer no real advice yet insist that you're offering a solution

just get matches on tinder bro!

just be charming bro!

how'd you wind up with one of those?

you asked for the easiest way to have meaningless sex
i gave it to you
it isnt my fault if you cant complete the assignment
i actually dont know what the fuck else to tell you if you want cheap meaningless sex besides

download hookup app

swipe on women

hope you get swiped back

when you do, go through the humiliation ritual song and dance of charming her

do you want me to do all of th at for you and just send you into a room with a naked girl like an arranged marriage?

doctor says my diet is probably too acidic and I drink too much

I honestly think I shouldn't even have sex at this point because I'd probably get addicted to it and get sad when I inevitably lose access to it again

literally me

based

I'm not the anon you were originally replying to, I just really hate normies that insist on how they totally understand people that are actual social failures
you do not get it, being dry for a while is not the same as living your entire life unloved with no interest from anyone

that'll do it, especially the boozing. i've never had a stomach ulcer, so forgive me if this is a stupid thing to say, could you just have very small plates? like one forkful of each dish and maybe a roll so your stomach isn't tortured?

drinking seltzer
feelin good
watchin hbo

mistress is jumping up and down on my cock with her high heels

yet you are posting on /cum/ - canada united states mexico
curious

but i LITERALLY lived my life that way up until a fwe years ago, except i wasnt tormented over it
i actually unironically didnt give a single shit about tfw no gf/being a virgin and was wholly unbothered by it which probably helped a lot getting my first and so far only gf because i wasnt a sad sack of shit
bro i was L I T E R A L LY a khhv until 24, a total autismo whos been coming on this site since he was 13
i genuinely cannot give him better advice than

Get lucky

humiliate yourself

if you arent capable of interacting solidly with women i also literally said earlier to spend more time around them until you get comfortable
get hookers/escorts, pay for GFE like that one pathetic anon
lower your standards and interact with women you are totally uninterested in so you dont give a fuck when they reject you
the more you obsess over women the more alien they are to you
when you just get used to them or even treat them a little bit like a child, it just opens up to you

post height and face

5'10 and no thank you
im a cutie pie tho

the italian mob doesn't even allow non-italians into their ranks smdh.

just get into something they like. you can be adjacent, at least.

I don't really disagree with any of this, I'm just being combative because I'm in a sour mood

spend more time around them until you get comfortable

how do you propose this exactly? just find women?

you are totally uninterested in so you dont give a fuck when they reject you

what happens when everyone in town knows your desperate and swinging and missing with literally any woman that looks in your direction?

but i'm filthy anglo SCUM.
what could i ever hope to achieve?

fair enough i do taht too sometimes
like i said it's, among other things, a tangent of undersocialization
having friend circles and being social means you are capable of interacting with people with regularity and not being a loner sperg who literally doesnt interact with people at all, much less women
having friends and hobbies that are outside of your home generally means more chances to meet people, including women, and they dont have to be romantic prospects, literally just meeting poeple as friends of friends and talking to them, having conversations, is beneficial
you will >just find women by having hobbies that involve other humans and having friends who have sisters or gfs or friends with gfs etc that you can meet at social occasions like bbqs

but i dont have any of those hobbies!

so get one

but i dont like them!

then die sad i guess?

what happens when everyone in town knows your desperate and swinging and missing with literally any woman that looks in your direction?

fk it we ball
try other areas/social circles, and just develop a thicker skin and generally care less about their thoughts

get hookers/escorts, pay for GFE like that one pathetic anon

holy fuck korea girl anon catching strays lmao

also bro like you can literally just have short polite conversations with women in public anywhere
go to a flea market, talk to a lady running a stall selling fake jewelry or something
when you go to your doctors, just make conversation with the nurses, ask how their week/end was etc
the more you treat women like normal people and not a prize to be won the less mysterious theyll be to you

vibing hard tonight listening to ambient
youtu.be/7Y2RovO7ahU?si=KVqmZdd2UsoVxB9C

alright I'll stop arguing
I was in that other anon's shoes but I opted for the "give up" route
the only thing I care about anymore is money, I will die alone buried in gold and that's fine

i don't know what "anglo" means. they had jewish guys as their brains and accountants, and plenty of the speakeasys were run by irish fellas. they ran nightclubs with black jazz musicians. just to give ideas.

i am sorry to hear that anon but i hope you find happiness however it comes to you

yeah I'll just have to have small portions which sucks because thanksgiving food is my favorite meal of the year

that ship has sailed but thank you my friend

yanks be like "i'm anglo"
yeah? just popped over from jutland did you?

I literally have never spoken to random people in public
That's just awkward and they'll find you creepy

I thought women liked magic tricks

they do. behold as your time disappears!

you are not going to be seen as creepy for asking the nurse taking your blood pressure if she did anything fun this weekend

Of course they do

some niggas called me a gaijin earlier
GAIJIN
like i'm just some run-of-the-mill white boy in their land of the rising sun
EMBARRASSING AHHHHHHHHH

asking the nurse taking your blood pressure if she did anything fun this weekend

they know what you're trying to do though

what are you talking about, i talk with randos about the team shirt they're wearing all the time.

Anon its just small talk
Normal people dont see the game of cat and mouse for what it is
That is awakened shit

I know nothing about sports

Just started playing Balatro and the music is really good

hey little rock star~

guy, i had a fun convo with a dude at the liquor store because i had a mortal kombat shirt on. that has nothing to do with sports. you're overthinking all this, and the brain-noise is rendering you timid. forget socializing, you really ought to relax more than anything.

forget socializing, you really ought to relax more than anything

I basically haven't had a real life conversation with someone in like 3 years so my skills are incredibly rusty
I probably have avoidant PD too

yo, obaa-san

i go out and socialize once a week with a club, but i don't want to.

xamn this general really be deader than dead
it's a tuesday night!?!?!?
where the fuck are all of the /cum/ dregs

I've left my apartment like 6 times since I moved in 2 months ago

I'm in my parents' basement in the gym

you don't have anything. you're perfectly fine. i don't say that as a dismissal, i say it as praise. there's nothing wrong with you, and you don't need to worry. you're encino man. thaw out from the ice, look around and see what modern man is up to, and jump in.

Jangirl went on a banning spree over that Pic posted earlier

I have zero friends and literally know nobody lol
Also think I'm unattractive so people don't like me

Janny will literally ban you for posting a picture of a woman

that's because he will never be a woman

Or it's a fat forever alone type of girl who seethes over young attractive women. Kind of an either or situation. Troon or unfuckable lardass

young attractive women

see I knew you were a fucking nonce

i'm unattractive! you think ladies are lining up for a guy who looks like that corpse hellboy carries around on his back in the movie? lol

uh oh...

idk man it's been like this for years so it seems set in stone at this point

Prove she wasn't 18 like many seniors are, not that it matters cause it wasn't remotely indecent

Nta but similar story
Complimented an old dudes ride the lightning shirt in the beer section of the grocery store and he talked for 5 or 10 minutes about beer stocks and how he lost all kidnsa money on busweiser's parent company after the tranny thing

I would rather watch you slit your own wrists open in a hot bath
total pedo death

my tushy couldn't sleep so she made a decision to get up and prepare pesto piccolini pasta
this same thing happened to my tushy 2 days ago

It's fine if you're a fat unfuckable lardass, but liking 18 year old Adult women is not remotely pedo shit. Kys

Its literally that easy

Women who have muscular development have this unimaginably delicious feeling to them. The softness of their fat coupled with their small but active muscle tissue brings a soothing warmth to their overall body. I implore you to hold a gymnast or weightlifting woman if you have a chance. Trannies could never fucking dream of the natural softness and exquisite pleasure that the presence of a fit woman brings to society at large.

n-no it's totally normal to have pics of underaged high school girls on my pc!

make a bleach cocktail and chug it

i am often harangued by old people b/c i wear US Marines surplus, and they never accept "i got this because it was the cheapest sweater online" as an answer.
i talk to them out of polite interest, but i would rather them just keep it to themselves.

btw i think that saying my tushy is the best meme of the /cum/gen for 2024

wtf my Anon Babble and Anon Babble threads are clashing

Look fatty, you don't need to feel threatened by pictures of adult women making silly faces. Nobody is going to fuck you anyways

Mmmm god wrestling women are so fucking yummy

keep deflecting pedophile
I hope it catches up with you in the worst way and someone hangs you

FACT: 100% of people making pedo accusations on the internet are themselves sexual deviants

I went to a party with a bunch of Korean kids at my university and went home with a tight little piece. When we were laying on the couch and making small talk I asked which school she went to.
It was a local high school. She was 18.

It can happen TO YOU

bought a beer

This is unironically my ideal genre of woman how do you find them?

scat is deviant
pedophilia is criminal
they are not equatable

True

Nobody is going to hang me for liking adult women in a completely nonsexual manner, by the way. That's nonsensical. Lose some weight

Not "person of bean"

Shiggy diggy

and then you woke up

Who is she

if she's adult why did you delete the post when I called you a freak?
because you know she isn't you maladjusted freak
neck it, an hero, blow your brains out, etc

i wish i had something like to this shithole gen but everyone in there is a serb
i like you guys and all but we're culturally too different despite being of the same race

I'm a mid white guy I'm practically catnip to dumpy asian girls

roxanne perez

I didn't delete it. Stop being fat and unfuckable.

just got a tacit admission to something fucked up that i didn't ask about

mmmm

and then you woke up

My youtube music 2024 review lol. I had an emo year

keep coping retard
you know in your head that you're not normal and it's going to eat at you for the rest of your life until you do what needs to be done

beer tastes good

foul vibes tonight

no such thing as "dumpy" asian girls

do you prefer space americans with plastic roman armor or crabmen wearing seafood in your sci fi settings

i wish i had alcohol to guzzle

Whoa bro that's like pedophilia! Even though she's of legal age and an adult!

I know that you're fucking retarded as hell, don't know what you're talking about, and are fat and seething at the threat that any random college girl is hotter than you are and you'll always be ugly and stupid

Paris has just been nuked.

Number one but only if they look like mall ninjas

I'm 150lb and you're a pedophile
the world will be a better place when you are no more

my /cum/gen is so fast
i wonder if someone payed a bunch of agents to post here

do you dream of jeanie with the light brown hair

I prefer mechs

Victim weight

WRONG holy moly

been drinking a bunch of milwaukees best lately because my local has bern practically giving away 15 cases for five bucks. i've come to enjoy their very low abv. i can keep a can at arm's reach all day and still handle my business. coming away from colt 45, this stuff's like water.

Why do you not understand what a pedophile is anyways? Where did you get this wrong definition?

sure dude, I'm sure you save pictures of teenage girls for innocuous reasons
freak

Nothing would be lost

pics or it didn't happen

thats like something inbetween the two but leaning more towards the crab side

Define pedophilia, retard. Cause an 18 year old girl is not it to everyone else except you with your retard definition

Proof: a third of my lays ecks dee

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY WON'T MY HICCUPS GO AWAY

this but with ritalin untill your heart gives out

that was not an 18 year old girl and you know it
stop trying to do mental gymnastics to convince yourself you're not mentally ill

OK you're just trolling at this point. Kys

body count? how big of a dumpy are we talking

Spinny doesn't like it when we post pictures of women

after you pedophile
TPD, I hope you end up as an american version of this

wrong

when all you have is a hammer...

I like women I don't really mind if they're 18 or even like 45

Don't worry you're clearly so mentally ill you don't know what a pedophile is, don't realize that 18 year olds are adults, and that nonsexual pictures don't meet the definition of pedo anyways.

If I go on Facebook and see my 18 year old niece making a silly face is that pedophilia?

girls like her are why i love italian american women so much

oh boy, now you're bringing nieces into the picture
yeah you're totally well-adjusted, man

i want her to have my kids

niece's pieces

woah same
i like pretty or even kind of frumpy ladies

Answer the hypothetical, retard.

Nooooo you can't like 18 year old women you're a pedo they have to be 29 or older

answer the hypothetical and ignore the fact that I posted a picture of an underage girl earlier!

yeah nah, neck it pedofreak, you're not going to logic your way out of being a pedo

cum and not /cum/

I couldn’t find the fucking thread, retard

A woman should have a body like this

relevant

Prove she's underage. Oh wait she's not and you look like a fucking retarded moron

getting mixed in with all the other times you ctrl f'd "cum", was it?

nah like or

me but it would be a lot more particular like "make every pedophile in the world have an aneurysm simultaneously"

yeah sure bro, that's why jannies deleted
because it totally wasn't a teenage high school girl
seriously, spare the world from your depravity

i'm always pissed off by how cartoonists draw someone snapping their fingers. they never get it right.

Delete this,take your pedo shit out of here

you like fat girls

shan't be celebrating thanksgiving.

I pretty much only use Anon Babble for /cum/, so I use a bookmark of a “/cum/” catalog search in order to find the latest edish when I’m logging in

That is a 20 year old woman and you should throw up after you eat until you're skinny

I've posted that pic a hundred times and not gotten banned because it's not pedo at all, she's completely clothed, you could see a million girls like her by going outside. Our current janny being a retard doesn't mean anything

why dont you just search 'cum' instead

oh so you regularly post pictures of underaged girls, cool man
yeah you're making a great case for yourself you fucking freak

Because that scoops up a bunch of irrelevant search results. I got sick of seeing people’s threads about circumcision every time I was looking for the /cum/ general

Is it illegal to post pictures of girls making silly faces? Should I alert Facebook that every girls post on there is ACKSHAULLY PEDOS XD because some retard on /cum/ doesn't know what the word means?

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

man for someone who doesn't believe himself to be a pedophile, you're trying really hard to convince me that you aren't
too bad it isn't working, I'm going to circle back to "draw a really hot bath, get in it, and cut your wrists vertically"

Poop come out of the bum hole if you think about it

I'm not trying to convince you of anything because you're literally brain dead retarded. I'm just pointing out how fucking stupid you are so that hopefully you'll reflect on it instead of being a dumb cunt forever

a good post finally

people who can't go without coffee should be called pep-ophiles

Really activates my almonds

I'm not trying to convince you

I've just spent an hour justifying posting pictures of teenage girls because... because!

rope, knife, exhaust, pills, anything will work, you can do it

how come there’s a minimum age of consent but not a maximum age? old people should STOP

Sounds like you've thought a lot about how to off yourself. not surprising with how much of an insufferable faggot you are

no u!

you're really pathetic, man
you know that already but I want to drive it home

reminds me of an old joke

Maximum driving age
Maximum voting age
Maximum sex age

Well you're failing at it miserably, but I suppose that failure is par for the course for you, since you don't even know the definition of basic words

unironically seethes over coomer stuff

no it doesnt give a 'bunch' of irrelevant results, its like 2 tops one of them is just /lang/

Based spn

no u! (but again)

really got those neurons firing don't you
you're boring me now so I'll just ask politely one last time
PLEASE kill yourself, we'll all be grateful, thank you

I don't think it's spin, she talked a bit about sexual stuff at first but then realized it got too much attention from the incels

NAH kys instead. Think of it as eugenics: you're too stupid to live

Before you speak, let your words pass through the three gates.
Is it true?
Is it kind?
Is it necessary?

no u for a third time

lol, not even getting a (You), man
this is the last of the attention I'll give you

can any femanons and gayanons and and trananons tell me how i as a straight white cis male (kinda fat) can paint my nails i dont want to make a dumb mistake i have short fingers but i think white might work if not black

There's still a lot of seethe on Anon Babble about the American [redacted] results kek

You've been seething for hours over it lmao. Take your fucking pills or kys I don't care

Sighed out loud in disappointment at this post

women be like

is that truck similator? erm ur playing a video game thats basically just a job after you get home from work??? eww! ick much?!

also women

playing "sort the objects into boxes" and "untie knots" mobile games on their phones

unironically check youtube
t. straight anon who is just a freak

Recycle

being "kinda fat" with painted nails as a male will 110% get you made fun of
that said it isn't really hard, just use firm-but-gentle pressure and try to avoid making a mess
keep some remover and q-tips on hand to clean up
t. used to paint my nails for concerts

Why are you painting your nails are you trying to be a tranny?

how fucking hard can it be
like just put the paint on your fingernail.