/brit/

Theres one tankie commiemong on here. But pro-russian posters are usually right-authoritarian populist types.

where's mousey :p

Child dies after being found unresponsive in a vehicle in north Queensland

youtube.com/watch?v=KOTvyndTJ-Y

wtf
Lukas Graham is a band and not a person
what kind of band name is that

ngl every incel would shag a cute transgirl if given the chance

reckon if i were a proper manlet (like under 5'8) or had a small penis, or (heaven forbid) both, there's a decent chance i would troon out
thankfully i'm 6'2 with a 7 inch knobbo, not that i get to use it much because i'm autismo, but it's nice to know i have options if i ever decide to pursue them

*dies suddenly*

finna support a black owned business today mmhmm!

why is that funny?

it's always the same people rushing to post in the early news

*schliiiiiip*

trannies have the same rights as everyone else
what you don't have the right to is free plastic surgery, invading women's privacy, or to indoctrinate little children with your mentalcase fetishes
so shut up

I would never lay with a 'transgirl', stalker. those are just your delusions again. enjoy prison.

Why are transgender people all incels? Has the lack of sex driven them insane?

same as Alice Cooper then

trans people are abused and murdered for just trying to be the gender they were born as so shut the fuck up

No you do not have options
You will never 'choose' to break free of your social retardation, because you cannot

What trans surgeries are covered by the NHS? Do you think you just take hrt and get free surgery soon as you ask?

I'm 5'6 and have shagged 5 women
How do you have a massive advantage and can't use it lol

Hate my job, but can't quit to go on bennies because the job centre will say i chose to quit. What if I just didnt turn up to work and waited until they fired me, would that count?

Clarence Edmundson, died in the 1850s but came back to life in the 1880s to live another decade.

Lived 1808-1854 & 1884-1895

Trans people have MUCH more sex than the average /brit/cel. At least the ones who like dick and don't chase l3svos

murder's already illegal mate

the cronem are getting their braids done

i'm 4'11, balding w/ micropenis and have slept with over 3000 women

How do you have a massive advantage and can't use it lol

he survived being killed?

Fucking disgusting when people have yellow minging teeth, dirty cunts.

I'm not saying everyone has to use teeth whiteners or get turkey teeth but fuck me, there are two people I work with who have huge amounts of plaque on their front teeth and it's very visible when they open their mouth.

Do they not see it in the mirror? Do they just not give a fuck?

loved eating boiled beets as a child
if you bite them gently and carefully enough you can separate the layers so you get a completely smooth surfaced orb again underneath like the layers of an onion you know

Not as bad as redditspacers

i'll have to be pushed out of the nest at some point, it's inevitable, just not happening right now though. your mindset can change, but your body cannot
because i'm an autismo like i said

I'm 5'10 with a 5" penis and have had mixed reviews about the size

They probably cant afford dental care and are too depressed about their lives to do anything about it.

imagine spending your entire morning collecting images off Google of black male hairstyles and then posting them on an anonymous imageboard for zero (You)s

gender isn't real
nobody has to respect your batshit religion you stupid cunt

far too intelligent for my own good

Black people do this shit and then wonder why their hair falls out in clumps by the time they're 30. The amount of black women especially who have to wear wigs is insanely high, it's basically all of them.

Why are they so stupid?

your mindset can change,

Not for you, no

He is mindbroken
Maybe in his mind he can piece himself together
And get the kind heart he use to have

its a spambot

if my grandfather were still alive he'd be the oldest man alive

mental, that. only died 10 years ago too, shows how short life is init

Lol trannies don't get sex. They're gay and autistic and a bloke in a wig getting shagged by another bloke doesn't really count as sex

You're fitting in, you are anonymous, very epic, le do not forgive, do not forget, legion

you're entitled to your wrong opinion
*ruffles your hair* run along now sport

I brush my teeth twice a day but also drink loads of coffee and red wine and smoke fags all day so they look a bit ropey alri

You mean not dying means you live longer? Fascinating

trapped safely in the container. that's why they can't get you because you're trapped safely in the cube

5’8 (174cm) barefoot
5’9 with my shoes on
5’10 with my big boy shoes on, which I can then pass off as 5’11 to strangers

By the time zoomers are dying life extension treatments will be common

truly a scientific breakthrough

They probably cant afford dental care

The type I'm talking about can literally be fixed by brushing your teeth. These aren't like rotten teeth or broken teeth, they're just filthy. Spending 5 solid minutes giving them a good scrub would sort it right out

got my drivers licence exam next week
completely forgotten the road rules because it's been like 7 years since i got my learner licence, still i have driven a lot and haven't had any incidents yet

This lmao. Most trannies are genuine incel shut ins that just fell down the hole of porn addiction and believe they are pretty girls because they take synthetic estrogen pills and grew their hair out. It’s a grim as fuck life and the majority of them are not socially successful at all

of course it goes without saying that the world's oldest man also had the world's oldest balls

Yap yap yap yet you're still jerking your weiner off to loli pathetically while trans people have sex lol

Seethe incel

feel sad for autists who cling onto the hope that autism can be "thought away"
this is why we should have just kept calling them retards, they'd know their place then

doesn't really count as sex

is that the excuse you use to avoid calling yourself a faggot

We put our cocks in each others arses! We have more sex than you incel!

bum mining with Alice and Lilith

How tall are you in heels.

No matter where you are
Where ever you need a hand
I will be there just wait for me

We put our cocks in each others arses! We have more sex than you incel!

some y'all need to get yo dicks wet for real

Unless you are non verbal or significantly mentally impaired then most autism is a farce and just a term used to describe maladjusted, asocial poorly raised children, mostly because their mong parents stuck them in front of screens to be raised.

Shite like “Asperger’s” also doesn’t exist. It describes blokes who are a bit eccentric or sensitive but otherwise function like anyone else. Needless pathology.

Well, yes

I shower at least once a week

yellow teeth and tatar cant be cleaned with brushing

Shite like “Asperger’s” also doesn’t exist. It describes blokes who are a bit eccentric or sensitive but otherwise function like anyone else. Needless pathology.

not "thought away" but it can be grown out of in a sense, particularly in regards to socialisation, as with anything it's a skill that requires practice to build and maintain
unless you're an absolute creature you can still develop a basic cognitive framework on how to talk to people

so? the damage is still pretty much irreversible once you reach adulthood and being a social retard is not a small issue

"Gay sex" or sex with ugly or fat women doesn't count as actual sex
Sorry incels!

last shower? 3 months ago

Watching the sopranos

done him

ever tried crawling flat on the ground

"Gay sex" or sex with ugly or fat women doesn't count as actual sex

Sorry incels!

pushed out of the nest

How old are you?

Akkad was a major city state in Mesopotamia and was the capital city of the first empire in human history and yet nobody knows where it was located.

Shame about all that white crap on the wall, nice looking room otherwise

fucking hate window cleaners me
I'll clean my own windows if I want to pal
I wouldn't ever do em like but still

Dr Chud MD.png

you know what else isn't real? that's right, depression and anxiety

Not long moved in that was the previous owners telly hung up on that I think

probably somewhere in Iraq

Well they are real aren't they
Whether they're states of mind or diseases is another thing

Dr. Troon, MD

The Chudley Cannons quidditch team from Harry Potter.

“Billions must fly”

rate the lunch order

nope
not real at all
I read it

done him

need dr. mouse, md to weigh in on this

Another instance of atrocious patter from a Yank

Another instance of atrocious patter from a Yank

x2 different burgers but both beef

?

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i realise i'm opening myself up to a fair bit of ridicule here, but the important thing to remember is that i don't care what anyone here thinks

business idea: cigarettes but healthy

Called weed mate

expensive and sad

Happy birthday mate

grow chop chop in your back garden, then you can fine-tune the amount of carcinogens that go into your darbs

Called weed mate

29

Oh dear
I won't make fun of you but... dear oh dear

the key difference is not many people were genuinely saying that covid will actually kill you wereas all anti-vax schizos were convinced it would, until it didn't, and then it just became an 'IQ test' lmao

youve got to have your scran

got no plaque on my teeth me, only 1 small filling from when I was like 12, but my teeth are off-white because I drink so much tea (no sugar) every day
dentist always says I've got healthy teeth

not many people were genuinely saying that covid will actually kill you

Eh? Loads were

dear oh dear

mcdonalds service charge

you're a mug

reckon she is really scared im going to kill myself and so will get back with me

>mcdonalds service charge

you're a mug

it's very over

t. weeping into his pot noodle

reckon she is really scared im going to kill myself and so will get back with me

Not a hattable post

Had another nightmare last night about DTFIC :/ woke up drenched in sweat screaming

Not a hattable post

Who's this spamming retard mis-hatting people?

Had another nightmare last night about DTFIC :/ woke up drenched in sweat screaming

don't know but it's quite funny actually

mis-hatting

desu i find the occasional bout of hatposting to be a breath of fresh air

breath of fresh air

i thought i was looking into a mirror

LOL every dribbling retard and incel shut-in was saying that unvaccinated people will be wiped out by the next super variant
Every government said it too like the white house saying it would be a winter of death for us lmao

I can't effectively post on Anon Babble since I lost my entire reaction image folder

women are taking back their gender and I for one am all for it

I can't effectively post on Anon Babble since I lost my entire reaction image folder

Calves are hurting after yesterday's run
Only had a month off ffs

women are taking back their gender and I for one am all for it

who took it from them

Can tell he felt the big man writing God with a small g

Test

I did

Can tell he felt the big man writing God with a small g

sacked tranny

transwomen are MEN
transmen are MEN

might do a wank

Wonder what these hatlads are up to these days

The jews

this is fucking cringe

this is cringing fuck

sad having this many fedora images saved. don't fedora post me

Mcdonalds SERIOUSLY needs to review their prices

no they didn't, they just said you were going to spread the disease and it could potentially kill lots of vulnerable people
but unvaccinated people did say all the vaccinated ones were gonna die from the jab, which clearly didn't happen
your memory of the time is very odd and hazy

howling at this cope, vaxmongs trying to retcon what happened as if we didn't witness you all having a meltie for 2 years over a flu

sacked tranny

white peoples right to exist is not hateful

my life still hasn't started yet, but it will I assure you!!

Autism is women repellant maximus
Like that one guy said, you do not have options

sad having this many fedora images saved. don't fedora post me

you were all gay and cringe during covid don't try to rewrite history

it's tape!

hes here

I didn't touch this place between 2018 and 2022
Dread to think what it was like

You’ll never convince incel retards like him mate they believe everything they read on “X” lol he probably thinks every vaccinated person has “super AIDS”

I laid on my bed staring at the ceiling and listened to audiobooks from 2020-2021

You mean you were free of this place for 4 years and you came back? Why the fuck would you do that

You’ll never convince incel retards like him mate they believe everything they read on “X” lol he probably thinks every vaccinated person has “super AIDS”

Basically the same as it is now, autists spamming the shit out of every thread because they think they've "won" and then there was all the covid conspiracy stuff but that died pretty quickly once Russia invaded Ukraine.

the notion that you would give up if you were in my position speaks more ill of you than it does of me
mealy mouthed little yank zoomer virgin

worked in a supermarket convenience store and got my first (and only) gf during covid
probably the happiest ive ever been

you are having a four year melty over it lmao

notce how they dont talk about the cost of living crisis anymore? makes you think

You can never truly leave

convenience store

FOY

huh, this is my first time seeing the full image

reckon a lot of people mythologise Anon Babble as some kind of evil and dark place on the internet because of a brief period in 2009 on Anon Babble where someone made a spam bot that posted child porn everywhere.

because labour fixed it mongo

Yes they did freakshow, every obese single mother on facebook was posting memes like this and saying unvaccinated people will die from the plague. You can cope and deny it but the normies are still going to laugh at you forever lol
And yeah the vaccine failed, whatever happens to you is not our problem maybe you get super cancer don't care we won lol

notce how they dont talk about the cost of living crisis anymore? makes you think

that's literally what they call them here mongo

because it is not nearly as important nor impactful as you think it is and/or want it to be, avatarfag
go outside

new normal innit, i would unironically let Putin kill every Ukrainian on earth to reduce my leccy bills

Well that plus the hacker known as Anonymous plus everything that happened in 2016

I'm new as fuck

didn't ask

mm. ripping good laugh

No clue what you mean
What's not important?

*etherealizes into /brit/*

replying to yourself

omds
back to bluesky with the rest of the incels you go mate, lockdown is over btw you can leave your stinky childhood bedroom now lmao

bro thinking he’s a normie with his Android chink machine posting on Anon Babble in the middle of a weekday

odd thread

female police officers. thoughts?

dont care what the lamestream media says, Labour is based and redpilled

the park i have to walk through to get to and from toil every day has a tent camp full of homeless methheads living there now, it's not right, the government simply must step in, but no they'd rather institute more nanny state policies like ID verification on social media than focusing on actual problems

"here"
it's literally just another mainstream website

it's not stinky i've got a spray

ripping good laugh

It's a massive waste of time, that's bad enough in itself

thats the fifth time today i've seen him say "stinky childhood bedroom".

the trousers they wear here as part of their uniform seems to really accentuate their bums, either the pants are magic or policewomen do a lot of squats

It's a massive waste of time, that's bad enough in itself

nooooo rorke's mum posted the covid meme on boomerbook again aaaaaaaaaaa

lmao get a grip

wish they'd squat over my face. and perhaps do a brap or two

blud thinks normies care about iPhone vs android in 2024

thats the fifth time today i've seen him say "stinky childhood bedroom".

they squat to poo on your civil rights

it's not on, the government absolutely must step in
...to christmas, steeeep into christmas

who are you talking to

havent seen spaki in a while, has he finally killed himself?

Fled to Spain to escape investigation

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wish they'd squat over my face. and perhaps do a brap or two

mate by today's standards the fact that people can say bad words or voice unsavoury opinions at all makes this place evil in the eyes of a lot of people

got called a vacuous ninny in homebase earlier lads

which clearly didn't happen

neither did the claim that only the unvaxxed would be spreading the disease and kill vulnerable people so...

mate by today's standards the fact that people can say bad words or voice unsavoury opinions at all makes this place evil in the eyes of a lot of people

finna watch a movie in bed on my fucking piece of shit laptop

spamming/flooding

neither did the claim that only the unvaxxed would be spreading the disease and kill vulnerable people so...

he's posting in this thread pal

Mum asks what I want for Christmas again, don't really need anything

Just send her my shopping list for a week

Milk, eggs, beef mince, onions (and so on)

she gets annoyed

ask for sainsburys voucher

she gets annoyed and says I'll just buy shopping

Is this bad?

leftypols got a new vaginal canal!

Rorke whipping out his Google Pixel on the bus to change the GBA chiptune he’s playing through YouTube Music.

spamming/flooding

love a good /brit/ vax debate

am i supposed to know what any of that means

I was once stood outside the gym waiting for my mate to turn up and I saw a male police officer chasing some big bloke across the car park. A female police officer nearby must have got the call to cut him off because she came running from the opposite side.

The bloke slammed into her with devastating force and sent her flying before she landed flat on the concrete floor. She immediately let out this wail but couldn't really scream loudly because she must have had the wind completely knocked out of her. She was on the deck like "EEEEEUURRRGHHH OWWWWWW EUUUURGH"

It was pretty funny, I just went back inside because it was cold. Not my problem.

no thats a totally normal thing to do

just been hatted for the first time

got questioned by couple of rozzers once, one guy and a woman, the woman was this middle aged milf and the guy was this scrawny speccy incel looking lad who looked like he was fresh out of high school, i wonder if his partner is his mum or something
if not then i WILL maintain horny fantasies about the two of them having an inappropriate sexual relationship

parentbergs simply will not accept I don't want christmas presents

vaxmongs lost tho

Awful thread

EEEEEUURRRGHHH OWWWWWW EUUUURGH

fantasising about another bloke

bender

ugh. another day being tortured by the vacuous verbal diarrhea of normoids

rorke would have his music stored locally as flac files, you mongo

this meme is taking the normie world by storm

this meme is taking the normie world by storm

when your meme is taking the normie world by storm but you're just a chill guy

this looks fucking fire tbf

I invented that

I'll kill your flock
Leave you holding your cock
Ridin in my lambo
You'll be riding in an ambo

i can project myself onto him because i too am a scrawny incel looking lad

I'll kill your flock

Leave you holding your cock

Ridin in my lambo

You'll be riding in an ambo

I always wondered with this video, seems she fell head first from a decent height, do you reckon she broke her arm or something? Like bent it backwards, not shattered her bones or anything like that.

I am in your position you gay retard, but though I haven't given up I am also not coping saying that my time is coming. You FUCKED UP. You MISSED out on key, character-defining moments in your life that you can never revisit. Once you hit that 3-0 it will dawn on you how over it really is

i can project myself onto him because i too am a scrawny incel looking lad

I fucking hate the homeless.

I used to feel sorry for them and think "That could be me, this guy is just down on his luck" but then after speaking to several different people who have done work for homeless charities you realise the ones you see on the street are actual scum.

The people who have lost their job and things have spiralled out of control for them almost immediately seek help from the charities and government programs. They will find shelter and start getting their shit back together right away. The ones on the streets are the wasters, the smackheads, estranged from their family because they're probably nonces.

yeah by your smelly incel bedroom logic I guess we did lose, never thought of it that way before

It's that time again.

no she just took a little tumble and is being a whiny women(weaker than men)

I hate each and every one of you.

Average home school Christian.

clopper

wish I didn't know what this was

nah, just scraped her leg and got the wind knocked out of her, which if you've ever actually had happen is not nice

I love you unconditionally

Hah, it was almost exactly like that noise

woman

pronounced woman

women

pronounced wimmin

what the heck

So I'm assuming all the spam is because some autist is mad that his new gimmick got banned already? It is funny how so many of these fedora boys have the incel glasses, though.

wapow

pronounced *karate chops you*

really fancy a wank but seeing gfberg tonight

adam spending his 30s bickering with anonymous strangers on Anon Babble

I remember an old video of an absolute turbosperg trying to ask a panel about MLP porn at a MLP convention and immediately being shut down and ushered back into his seat

indeed, smelly incel bedroom vaxmongs lost

How's your relationship with your father?

"not coping saying that my time is coming" is the definition of giving up, also you're projecting and strawmanning, tough luck pall

I have but it only made me go silent while I lurched over for a minute, never got the urge to wail, which is why I suspect she hurt her arms trying to cushion her fall or something
also to get winded I thought you had to be hit directly in your chest/stomach

might have some sandwiches then a wank

as a dweller of a smelly childhood bedroom I resent the constant insults

hatposting is an ancient tradition mate

i want to cuddle up with a cute twink

Emma Watson using my mouth as a toilet.

very good. he's a great guy and i strive to be like him

here mate have this
*gives you a knuckle sarnie*

I want to play GTA 6 NOW

You MISSED out on key, character-defining moments in your life that you can never revisit.

such as what?

can't really call this hatposting
it's a poor simulacrum of the genuine article

misreading your school schedule and going to the wrong class

pooing in public

thats what he gets for spamming/flooding

i've unfiltered the yanks
this is your last chance

never going to talk to him again, don't care what happens to the cunt. sabotaged my life as much as he could

but I said by your smelly incel bedroom logic so not sure why you are in agreement with me that it is somehow my logic and that I lost?
your post makes zero sense
reckon I'll probably stop replying after this one

corr would love to spaff inside her

Nice knockers on the baddiedem

It's not proper hatposting, it's a poor imitation by someone who is incapable of understanding subtle social cues.

Yeah there's a lot of primo brony cringe

bit FUCKING early isn't it

the sheer fucking earliness, have you gone QUITE mad?

dont post fucking leaked content

Teen and college relationships and sports

New, because the OP was a mong who decided it'd be funny to immediately delete the link post