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FUCK daylight savings

umm akshually the CURRENT TEAM doesn't build anything, especially cities. they intentionally destroy them by allowing urkels, homeless, and drug addicts to pillage like it's the wild west.

Me too! That's when the fun begins

post some more smut fiction, stroking my shit here

Imagine typing a story that a man has literally told you he is jacking off to. Gay as fuck

ukraine conflict started in 2014 and IP conflict started in the 1950s.
so what you're saying is that you want to build more housing and live in a walkable cities and get rid of highways/car-dependent infrastructure? based, i agree.

grow up

Stop being gay

weird that you're such an incel you can't imagine people being horny. how the fuck you think you were created, son? your parents FUCKED

When I was little I thought adulthood would in ok e more quicksand and anvil but I've never seen either.

in ok e

*Involve

is that you want to build more housing

More specifically, I want libshit states to build more housing so libshits will stop leaving california in particular and moving to the better states where housing is cheaper, which is turn raises the prices due to demand.

libshits not building more housing in blue states is a perfect example of how libshits are incapable of governing.

ukraine conflict started in 2014

The current invasion is a separate conflict
You're either trolling or a dishonest party so I'll be disengaging now. Take this as a concession if you'd like

completely straight story

stop being gay

umm????

You're writing stories that a man says he's jacking off to. You're aiding and abetting Onanism. That's gay.

as if I can control what some horny incel lies about

where are the sexicans?

Obsessing over it again award

scared away by the homofag rapist who fantasies about raping their bean brappers

The current invasion is a separate conflict

"You're either trolling or a dishonest party"

you are profoundly retarded if you think that "russia invading ukraine 10 years ago is completely unrelated to russia invading ukraine 2 years ago". are you taking medication? does your caretaker know that you have internet access? they used to institutionalize people like you.

Going to Costco, want anything?

ribeye
baby back ribs
milk
brie
prosciutto
cabernet

a job

yeah I want some of those bavarian meats beef sausage sticks

Sounds like somebody has a case of The Mondays

I didn't say they're unrelated

They are separate conflict

Both of which began under team blue btw

Yeah get me some of that ....the fuck is it called...we used to eat it back in the day...oh yeah. PUSSY.

careful, libtards aren't able to parse distinctions like that.

I got a case of the lifeys

EWWWWWWWWWWW

Amen to that shit right there.

im the only guy at work who wasn't invited to a co-workers wedding

U r gay

leave it to tranimeposters to post the most idiotic shit on the entire board

anime website. reddit might be more your speed, bucko

Good
Weddings are only good for getting smashed on someone else's dime. Plus I always cry at weddings.

FOR YOUUUUUUUUU

Plus I always cry at weddings.

a girl who doesn't like weddings? what the hell is wrong with you, your girlcard is broken

Kys

oh cmon now

can you find me a girlfriend

I'm not a girl you tranny. But a man and a woman coming together to share everything is a beautiful thing and I won't apologize for shedding a tear

bit sus I gotta say

ive never been to a wedding

No, I mean it

How is appreciating a man and WOMAN coming together sus you idiot. If you were here I'd break your God damn collarbone.

me neither. my parents didn't have any friends

Chinese is the Capoeira of languages. Spanish is a basic self defense class. French is Karate.

the sus part is that you're crying about a wedding LIKE A GIRL WOULD

my parents didn't have any friends

kek same.

They're MANLY tears, you ape.

this can't be real. how have you nerds never been to a wedding

My mom had tons of friends and was ALWAYS talking to some mughfukkin body on the phone. If she met them in public we'd be standing there for a half hour before we finally left. I used to get so fucking bored

Checked

AND THE RECURRING WINNER FOR THE "WASTED ANOTHER DAY" AWARD GOES TO ANON

i literally just said why you fucking idiot

When did gas stations become shit?

I can see why they didn't have any friends if they were as obnoxious as you are.

I think your mother was a prostitute

When you grew up and realized it
They've always been shit

I havent been to a wedding since I was cute enough to be a ring bearer

when pajeet started buying them

Business idea: drink alcohol and play video games

tick tock canucks

what about wawa

they're shit

i went to a wedding once but i wore basketball shorts and an american flag t shirt

Heard the cartel is starting to behead those who create and traffic fentanyl so they don't have to deal with mr t potentially sending stuff after them. we'll see we'll see

Do you know who pays for a tariff?

i read that in an article last year

Can't believe I was born in New York and still have my cum balloon

china will find a way

tariffs

no more illegal labor

We are so fucked

(You)

CHYNA unironically paid a majority of it last time.

oh wait the worlds factory needs the worlds richest country as a market for their factory??

you DON'T SAY!?!?

The Canadians will

The country that imports the products pays the tariffs dumb dumbs, that's a tax on you

The country that imports the products pays the tariffs dumb dumbs, that's a tax on you

Not an argument

unless, like last time, chyna paid the tariffs because they need the richest country in the world to sell goods to. retard!

It's better than 7/11 but I don't really look forward to going there.
Plus where I live it's super trashy and all the homeless people hang out there because of the outdoor seating.
It has ethanol free regular gas, but other stations have better premium which I normally use.

This is what the death of crakkkerdom is going to look like

chyna paid the tariffs because they need the richest country in the world to sell goods to. retard!

Show me a source that China paid the tariffs, that's not how tariffs work

why doesn't this mulatto have any tits

What are those round things on her chest?

I was on my apartment balcony seasoning my wok, and some hambeast neighbor who I've never seen before came over to ask what I was cooking

why are you replying to yourself

idk doesn't look like anything? why is he even wearing a bra? is he one of those zesty crossdressing niggas?

Show me a source that says China paid for the tariffs, that's not how tariffs work

Anyone else ITT have a bent dick? My dick curves to the left at about a 45 degree and I'm starting to wonder if it's become too bent for sex to be pleasurable (I'm a virgin so I have no way of testing this). It also might be getting smaller due to the curve obstructing blood flow but I'm not sure. It's not a natural curve, it's definitely Peyronie's I've developed from jerking off too much. I can feel the dense plaque beneath the skin that's causing the curve.

I assume because he found out that he was so wrong and is now incredibly mad that he was wrong, so now he's gonna sperg out

I always thought the point was to benefit domestic producers. But they'll probably just raise prices to match if they're lower anyways, plus there'd be more demand (and in general, there aren't many drawbacks to just hiking prices up because people don't differentiate between ability to purchase and affordable to purchase).

my dick is very slightly curved upwards, everyone knows that's the perfect dick shape

f1nnster looks like THIS now

mama mia!

How am I wrong, show me a source that China paid for the tariffs

nta but the tariffs made the yuan crash, you can look it up anywhere.
if you don't want to look it up you're not actually interested in socio-economic history and just want to argue for the sake of arguing.
note that this didn't make Americans stop buying Chinese goods, but it also meant that the tariffs hurt china without causing inflation

Is he still pretending he isn't trans?

considering walking to the book store to buy gucci mane's autobiography

>f1nnster

i thought you were talkng about spinster for a second

hi everyone

Mine curves up but also goes slightly to the left, it's always been like that. Idk if it matters or not idc desu

Do your own research dude
If you think Canada has more bargaining power than the US you're dense

My original point was that the importing country pays the tariffs, you learn this in grade 7

he is incredibly dense and a complete libtard homer. You can't "discuss" anything with him because he just dismisses anything that doesn't fit his worldview. you've got to remember, you're not having a discussion with a real person, you're arguing against MSNBC and the TV can't hear you.

Do you literally not know what a tariff is

business idea: cum tariffs.

I'm not going to post a dick pic on Anon Babble but it's about this curved.

he went on girlpills so idk I don't follow him that closely I just thought it was funny seeing a real girl who he resembles

it's fucked

I think you don't know what a tariff is if you think the exporting country pays the tax, the importer pays the tariff

my benis sticks straight up perpendicular to my body.

my penis curves down

just saw this video of a troon being crushed by a hydraulic press, i laughed

why was a troon hanging out by a hydraulic press

Is it over? Should I look into surgery?

link?

thread died

i want borger now, but don't want to drive to town

my eyes burn dont know why though

staring at screens too much?

You csn come to ours :3

ive been off the computer for a couple hours

sorry gay "marriage" is NOT for me

uhh well maybe u have eye cancer??

impossible

well that's good at least. maybe your gf is chopping onions in the kitchen?

your gf

oh right. boyfriend, my bad

funny coming from a tranime poster

funny coming from an incel poster

you are an incel posting tranime

I am not an incel or troon thougheverbeit, but you are!

I am not an incel or troon thougheverbeit

prove it

take it to discord guys

take a gun and blow your brains out

I'm too pretty to be an incel + I've had sex + you haven't + ur gay

doubt it

don't worry I'll fuck your sister and you can watch and you'll know I'm not an incel ez

nothing you post will convince me that you arent an incel

Hey since you're so insistent upon being an incel at least you could try to not be a gay incel. Ever considered that, homoboy?

Animeposters do not have sex, don't fall for the larp

It is impossible to be both gay and an incel

speaking from gay incel experience?

you are a pedophile

anime posters have gone completely sour...

this is clearly projection. stop being a gay incel pedophile, freak!

That doesn't make sense

yes it does. how do you know it's impossible to be a gay incel?

/cum/ national anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=eADsCBAiBOg

Not by being a gay incel
How could I be something that doesn't exist

gays exist
incels exist
(you are living proof of both)
qrd
gay incels exist

thoughts on his guitar playing? youtube.com/watch?v=YSh-YsyjpXk

gays exist

True

incels exist

True

gay incels exist

Not true

Femcels don't exist either

Not true

prove it then

boring gay thread award

make it better

I'm just a femboy who jerks off other femboys, nothing gay about being practically asexual

I'll rape your faggot ass and make you gay
But you will not be an incel

why don't you stop being a gay incel surely that'd be more fun

why are you like this?

no that would just make you a gay rapist (but we already knew that)

idk but it's gotten to the point to where I'm considering getting a liberal arts degree

No it would be making you gay
But either way not incel

all my suffering will be over in 1 week

what you need is a prayer book

uhh you can't make people gay (they were BORN that WAY chudski) so you'd just rape a straight mans asshole because you're a gaywad

How often should I dust my PC?

when it gets dusty. hope this helps!

Come to think of it, why don't incels just rape? Then they won't be incel anymore

never per my experience

I graduated college in june
just found out my mom is about 400k in debt and our house is probably going to foreclose
I just stepped on a human feces ON the bus on my way back from a job interview... for minimum wage... they just texted me that they found someone better.
How was your day in America bros?

they'd go to jail and then they'd get assraped by a large inmate

your mom is retarded

what did you get your degree in? being a retard?

Sounds like they would never be incel again

Did you ever try to get high from duster spray?

helping customer on phone

she says "thank you so much. You've been such a great help to me"

immediately bust a nut in my pants

No nut november is dangerous.

did you moan over the phone?

Do you regularly get hard listening to ASMR?

I moan when I cum

man why do we have to pay for mexico's impropriety

do you guys even export anything besides mable syrub

Do women reward creativity in your nation of residence?

mom bought more eggnog

It's not her fault she got divorced and had to pay out and then the house got a bad leak and ruined most of it so it cost a ton to fix.
why yes how did you know I had a degree in pure mathematics?
would you like me to explain the difference between holomorphic and analytic functions?

How much is the house worth? Could she just not sell it to pay the debts and then rent a cheap apartment?

Love your mom lad

she got divorced

dumb slut

absolutely based and jollypilled

between holomorphic and analytic functions?

do it faggot

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THIS NUGGIE HACK!

Had a checkup and feeling better

Did he just use the emulator to get more than one app coupon?

ummmm... i posted anime online... and got paid by my remote job... um... yup...

would you like me to explain the difference between holomorphic and analytic functions?

sorry ma'am this is a McDonalds

i prefer the knife glitch. You show the cashier a cool knife and you get as many nuggies as you want

his mom is going to be working in a mcdonalds real soon

Your mom is working behind the McDonalds giving bjs for 20$.

sounds like both of them are

Based
I responded to one email today
Time to wrap it up I think

In my country most of the McDick workers are immigrants from MENA or Slavic countries.

your mom sucked my schnitzel for $20

*whispers in a hushed tone, under the cover of the blankets, holding a flashlight*
ratpedo is in /brit/ talking about newborn babies, don't post too loud or you might bring him over

dont feel good wish someone could be in my room comforting me

It would have made more sense if you said "my bratwurst" or something like that.

you should kick them out those people are terrible workers. fast food is only good when white people do it

schnitzel sounds funnier

then I'd get sick too

What's disturbing you, honey?

White people don't want to work stressful low-paing jobs in my country.

if you stop taking your meds your gf will come back

slavic twinks serving you food? sounds guuuuut

and had to pay out and then the house got a bad leak and ruined most of it so it cost a ton to fix.

that IS her fault for not having homeowner's insurance

No, just ugly middle-aged SlavicX women.

it would be worth it
my head hurts
im unmedicated

playin factorio again hahah

want some chamomile tea with honey and a belly rub? :3

I should play that, bought the expansion and haven't gotten too far yet

Take an oxycontin pill and it will go away.

I wish my Lenovo X220 would run that game but the demo gave some shader error (on linux btw)

No, she initiated it because he liked little girls, but he ended up getting all the benefits because he didn't work and then he spent all the fucking money somehow and then killed himself after he got scammed.
appraised at around 700 but can't even sell bellow 600.
people can't fucking afford this shit anymore.
We've been trying to sell it for months
It was a joke, for complex domain functions it's the same thing.

just dualboot.

im too lazy to get up thats why i need someone to take care of me
forget the tea and focus on a longer belly rub

Wikipedia begging for money again

Bro, you are paid by the CIA. You don't need squat.

hardware limitation I think

do you need a warm towel for your face too? :3

Factorio will run on integrated graphics, just poorly.

monday night beers cheers bros

should i apply to a job at dollar tree
or should i drink and play video game

perhaps

The insurance didn't cover all the damage.
The mistake was we ever trusted swedish people to build a decent house.

it wasn't dollar tree but i worked at a dollar general and i wanted to kill myself every single day that place was fucking horrible i just had a bitch manager that sat in the office doing nothing all day while i ran the whole place by myself

what about the crackhead customers

Dude you can just download wikipedia and they can't bother you again.
But the down side you also download all the faggot loving articles.

You got down syndrome so bad you probably got up left and right syndrome too

dayum!

i dont live in an area with crackheads just potheads

This is why women shouldn't be in charge of negotiating things. You don't just accept their offer, you make a fuss and get them to pay it, and they will.

yeah well you have backwords, forwards, inside out, upside down and sideways syndrome

I swear you were born out your mother's asshole because her pussy was too busy

ok let me get my rape kit ready :)

"oh I just use iphones bc I'm trapped by the apple ecosystem now"

Do you know who gets "trapped" by "software ecosystems??"

WOMEN

scrolled ig reels and got a panicked within 5 minutes. how do people watch that shit?

are you gentle?

get macbook

use windows and linux vms

their ecosystem is gay but it just means you need to buy more stuff anyways

die fags die

This is the worst of all worlds, there is nothing special about macbooks besides that they overheat like crazy

appraised at around 700 but can't even sell bellow 600.

people can't fucking afford this shit anymore.

I think people can't afford such high house prices anymore because the mortage rates keep rising. In my country houses got a bit cheaper in recent years because of the central bank increased the interest rates.

Every phone I've ever used was given to me from someone as a gift. I don't even ask for them. When this android I'm using right now eventually breaks, I'm going computer only

yeah interest rates went up, and housing prices have not come down so people are trying to sell their 450k hovel for 700k with massive interest rates.

you'd prefer that?

conditioning.
first time I saw Twitch chat on a roommate's monitor, it freaked me out how fast it was flashing by. was sure you'd get brain damage watching that stuff, then one thing led to another and I watched that trash for well over a year roflkeklmao

yes

beers n a drive?

youtu.be/l3Qoo2meyWg

Yes almost certainly. There's a deal currently to get 10 nuggets for $1, but only once a week per account. He almost certainly used emulator + multiple accounts to use the deal 3 times

I'm not getting the macbook but I'm getting the desktop shit (not the screen one) to do that. Then I'm gonna get a surface tablet instead of a laptop

What possible mental retardation would lead you to wanting apple hardware without the software? their hardware is nothing special and it's massively overpriced.

You can no longer win elections in America without courting the incel chud vote.

What do you believe the ramifications of this will be?

life could be a dream

Arizona does not have daylight savings time

youtu.be/kXXUXgaMtDY

thread theme

Indians actually self insert as black dudes they in porn

Hahahahah my sides

why do cucklennials hate small talk so much

ok, I won't

Most of the people I work with use apple products so it's not worth the hassle to use something else. Naturally I like linux and android, and I can use those on any platform. Windows sucks but it's better for the games I want to play, and I can't use the most updated mac OS on windows. So getting the mac studio works the best as a pc. Then the tablet is more for fucking around and travelling

See in porn*
Oops

hello?

hey

*points aggressively on the sign on my desk*

Average Starbucks consumer.

make more posts
fuck off

Most of the people I work with use apple products so it's not worth the hassle to use something else

there is no hassle to using anything else. It's actually far easier to use other hardware because you can replace things at will.

but I guess you want want to stand out amonst the other apple drones so whatever, but the entire apple model is charging twice as much for the same HARDWARE so that you can use their software. Unless you're going to use ios there's zero point in paying double for their shitty hardware

I foresee a new thread in your future

aaaaayyyyeee
fahget'a'bou'it

attention whore edition

if we all post our fits no one's whoring