/balt/ + /ausnz/

I have been unbanned!

I will never have a girlfriend and I will never experience this

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very cute picture. I fantasize about this once in a while. These fantasies are so vivid I don't even want to experience the real thing anymore.

How do you manage to get banned so often

im racist

Perro

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This isn't fucking real

Is that real?

No?

Turning 22 next week

What principles should I use when I create my church?

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cat!

what do you have so far for you church?

I have mostly just been coming up with ideas about focus and how things should be run. I am thinking I am going to base somethings about it on the senior electoral model, but have various volunteering requirements and stuff to make it community focused. Also I think I will make it a rule, that everyone who is baptised into the presbyteriate gives 5% of there income to the church services, which will include things like a daycare and community support groups.
Also I came I was drawing a fleg design cause I got bored, not for the church thing.

Also I came I was drawing a fleg design cause I got bored, not for the church thing.

show brown fella

This is my Braun person fleg design

wow good job i am excited to see were this goes!

Thanks for all the support habib. Now tell me, how do we get dubedin to build more Gothic style buildings?

Been asking that question for years now

in a communist society planes wouldn't crash

as i mentioned before, in a communist society sex would only be for breeding, not pleasure. Thus any contraception would be banned and those born with XY chromosomes would have artificial wombs implanted. This would not only solve the population decline, but rid of capitalist degeneracy (porn, prostitution, onlyfans etc.)

in a communist society i would be a billionaire

there was no sex in soviet onion
this is western lies

soviet union wasn't really communist. Check r/LastStageCapitalism for more info

thanx reddit!

This, they found me in a cabbage patch.

you're welcum

umm, a communist stork brings babies, capitalist baby detected

Nice. Random Lithuanian females can oggle you again.

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Read 'nipples' instead of 'principles'

one track mind

why does 99% of all bad happenings in baltics happen here instead of latvia or eesti?

1. Highest /balt/ population
2. Lowest average IQ

labas rytas /balt/
we're the Jupiter of baltics, we attract all the bad shit so everyone else can live in peace

Guys, back in the day here we had a TV show called 'ragai' which was primarily a few guys being ridiculous, particularly in public places.
When I got my second car (a volkswagen golf), I donated my broken 1st car (opel ascona) to them for a 'cart art / tuning' skit.
I found the footage and webm'd it.
Would you drive it if it worked?

ne rytas, o diena!

labas, tu taaip atrodai

holy... how old are you
and yes why not

aurimo tėvas?

Sad to say, dangerously close to 40 now.

what do you do for a living?

lmao that's awesome
you couldn't get away with doing something like this nowadays

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Head of sales department for a small network of jewelry stores.
'Head' looks impressive on paper, when we have a meeting with someone from another company and on my cv, but actually I'm the only one there. Kek

I'm eating breaky rn
fries, berlinki, chałka
i have last kubuś glass lads...
is it trve?

Check this out if you're bored
map.baidu.com/
Streetview for China with better coverage than google maps. I found it interesting for a couple of minutes.

True. To think of the shit I saw on TV when growing up. Gigakek days. Nowadays people would be floored

Nice bait, zhang-lao

VGH
prease purchase my cheap wares

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I've watched chinese livecams where they sing and dance

That sounds interesting. I love finding oddball shit to look at.

Ac broke. Hell.

It's fucken ovah

left is aislop brit żmudzin, right is avrimas

post it looks hilarious

How's the weather in your part of AUS this time of year?

we also had a similar retarded shows on the telly

Left looks like a sleek, swift, agile killer with hunter eyes. Right looks like his goofy low-value meat shield from attempts using sniper rifles

My fantasies aren't that vivid
God I wish I could experience this at least once, but i'll never will

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streamable.com/gj4tzm
TLDR:

Kursk oblast.

Russian sappers mine a stretch of road to stop any Ukrainian night time movement.

Suddenly Russian infantry start driving up in a Chinese 'desertcross' buggy, flooring the gas so that hopefully any potential Ukrainian FPV couldn't take them out.

"Valera, there's a car! Go stop them! Run!"

The rest of the video speaks for itself.
GIGAKEK

Fucking don't go!

From the car: Fuck off! Fuck off, damnit!

*CLACK!* ram the fuck out of their own

Guy with camera: "...TURN LEFT! FUCK!!!"

Kek

is there a full version?

such a great video. I have to wonder just how much kino and hilariousness there is still left unpublished. I still remember how mindblowing the first shots of destroyed convoys and random BMPs driving through towns were at the very beginning and my doomposting about how ukraine is about to die and baltics are next. Then the kyiv feint happened...
also context for picrel: litter.catbox.moe/zjbjlp.mp4

Does anyone remember in which video friendlyjordies makes a reference to how things are also shit in the UK and it cuts to his editor (in the UK) and he agrees?

Kremlinoid vatniks are working overtime today

Plane crashed.

True. Also gigakek greentext
Unfortunately that's the only one.

Even in a socialist society I would remain incel

But you'd have to pay inceltax

I remember that show. Also there were other similar shows, I think.

Čia ne lenkai, čia suslavėja lietuviai arba belarusai.

I remember that hilarious video from 2022 of a MTLB driving over a mines that were just laying on the road unhidden. I did not think that could be topped, but it did.
fucking hell. retards lmao

socialism is when you pay le incel tax

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