/brit/

Preparing the Kevin Spacey defence for when those allegations come out

When’s the last time we had a far-left shooting

Three pack to pack
One fact won

nothing more morally sane than shilling for an ideology which killed more than 21m people
the tranny one in America

batonjuice splatting on katydem tongue

Hello

Hello

Christ I need friends or some people to share my hobby with

HeIIo

Fucking hell lads, need the flood water to recede. Keeps making the mooring lines creak and it’s doing my nut in

HeIIo

more of a fan of steam personally
hello lads

Attempted trump assassination

business idea: GMO e. coli to produce morphine from sugar in cow poo so they also have milk

He was far-right

What about the Warwick Davis copypasta that got the midge so riled up a while back? Could that be considered a direct threat, or is it someone relating his fantasy?

they get memory holed

Fake news

so apparently the british empire at its height was almost exactly the same surface area as the moon

2 more sleeps until osrs leagues
fuming how it wasnt started this weekend

the e. coli is much more efficient or produces more (which means its viability increases) with new breakthroughs of gene mapping and finding new, previously thought to be inactive, useful genes, and more corrections in other areas such as the carbon sinks or bottlenecks in the production

After the shooting, the FBI uncovered a social media account "believed to be associated with the shooter" with about 700 comments from 2019 to 2020. A public statement from FBI deputy director Paul Abbate described Crooks's activity on social networking services as including comments that "appear to reflect antisemitic and anti-immigration themes" and "espouse political violence".

mental

Which one chud
He was a rightist

Im gonna play it however i dont know to what extent i will no life it

if you can't use an adblocker and youtube is showing you ads too frequently, you can skip to near the end of the video and let it play out, then hit replay and it won't show the ads

is it? the silver - sailing on the ocean -- it all ties-in with the moon. "they liked the sun!" - Australia is the sun (AUstralia, Au - gold, gold in Australia, etc.)

Oh yeah, I love steam! I just hate the pipes

i get banned talking about trump and biden but some cunt can keep spamming cuck stuff all day long
there is something wrong with jannies

moon is part of the ameican empire
we got btfo

lol

FBI

believed to be associated with the shooter

Yeah thats fake news
And even if its not he was a manchurian candidate brainwashed by alphabet agencies

eating a sleeve of cookies

don't think the janny allows it, he's just not here when the spammer shows up, or he is here but the spammer is persistent so the janny can only contain him to a limited extent
as much as it may seem like it, the janny isn't playing favourites so there's really no need for self-pity

daz rite he was a hecken good boy and was gonna goings to school and get a job and become a kang but the fbi used their magic powers and turned him into a terrorist

sane and rational:
Communism
Hitler
Labour government
Joe Biden as president

it gets very very boring after you reach the bosses of your last region
that takes maybe a week or two

Shut up retard bugman

sane and rational me i am

how do you guys not use adblockers? ive never seen an ad on the internet for a decade+ now.
install adblock on your browser. done.
install spoofed youtube on your mobile. done.

rorke

Dilate

nahel deserved it 100%

things are happening in Canada

i watch advertisements because i like them and also can support the content creators whos content i am enjoying in the only way that is available to me

might get a job in a nursing home or hospice so i can pilfer opiates from the medicine storage room

What do you use for mobile? I had youtube vanced which worked for a while but then stopped working but i still use the music app for it since that works fine

¿que?

youd be able to get heroin doing that if you did it before the (UK) "doctor of death" killed a bunch of OAPs with it and tried to steal his last victims estate with a fake will

revanced

Remember when Destiny made fun of that guy who got shot at the Trump rally and the entire right collectively lost their mind

nevermind, thought you were the paki loving one

the only christmas song i can stand
youtube.com/watch?v=XJwS3aCyJis

Cuck

Harold Shipman

Yeah it was funny and i agree with him, guy said people should die for their causes and he did. What a hero.

Remember when his wife had sex with other men and he ate their cum out of her vagina

vOMAigaAD! NAMASTE! Aryan Kasins! Verse Thyme viewsing Anon Babble. Vit’s me Abnish Rajpoo! EyeAM Vuram. Mirjapur, Uttar Pradesh, India. Vuwer AR u Vuram? Leeets beeeeee Vure ends!

no

Incel

Father of missing Hawaii woman found dead in apparent suicide in Los Angeles, LAPD says

whenever someone references this ‘destiny’ character it completely goes over my head
an element I have fallen out of touch on it seems

namaste

poo seller, I'm going into battle and I need only your pengest poos

should i get on semaglutide or ozempic to lose weight

capsid
is the word

because it is not the capsid on the virus causing the cell/whitematter damage

Cuckcel

it was also universally condemned by the left
enough about your sex life mate

He made a big deal about her going missing got it on the news and everything then it turns out she was just a prostitute so he jumped off a car park

RIP, first his wife now him.
Very sad.

Mental you can just say one phrase and you’re a Muslim

don't feel liké laughing at that one

i havent learned about all of the cell twice yet

my poos are too strong for you traveller

somatic (cum)
(sperm)
jizz

Rest in piss pussyclart yute kmt

why? does it invalidate the riots if it was?

encephalomyocarditis
sperm (germ)
germ sperms

Father of missing Hawaiian woman dies by apparent suicide in Los Angeles

Anyone here get fucked by the floods?

he ban evades like crazy

Nah not me mate

nobody went to sleep at the same time as me yesterday

what time was it

he was a menace, he had to be stopped
the riots were done by scum who deserve the same fate

The prostitute thing wasn’t true

10% chloroform
and a buffer gen z

Yes it was i saw it on Anon Babble

it was exceptionally odd going out in ingerland with some friends and having to suddenly chug beer and shots because we all had to leave the pub and go wait out in the cold to try and get into a club (which btw closes in 2 hours and has triple the cost) and watch slag theater/lad theater instead of just stay at the same place or two and drink at a constant rate for 6-28 hours like a normal human being

i love pubs but only those here in the continent, the ones in ingerland are fundamentally oddly cucked with their closing hours, it reeks of americanisms.

why?

link?

You can't suffer in Los Angeles, California.

shits fucked
damn

charges 1k an hour while being a bulemic brunette whore

you can suffer

Just threw up all over hate my life

i don’t know if he was a dindu nuffin but he shouldn’t have gotten shot over driving a car without a license. also, people don’t riot over nothing there were other incidents that built up to it, the straw that broke the camels back so to speak.

cant wait until tomorrow for my free time to watch more Maxmoefoe but i regret spending so little time learning so i need to keep going

Its archived

they all have to close early because the economy is shit

kek, you really are clueless
i won't even bother, we're done

Hits from the /brit/ Musical

wish i had meth and some papers about lasers

He doesnt even open pokemon cards

youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE
god i miss the old internet, back when you could enjoy things such as this video without being accused of being a redditor

Been playing Genshin Impact again
Trying to scrounge up more primogems but generally just enjoying the progression through the game and exploring too
Very chill apart from spiral abyss which is hard if youre not prepared

also most people in the UK these days decide to go to house parties after the pub closes to shag instead of going to clubs

what the world needs right about now is a new shrek movie or two

um

cant find shit

i love Reggie

you betta no piss on the plate you sanama bitch

this paper uses monkey kidney cells to grow the
viruses isolated from nasopharyngeal aspirates

havent seen a good film in ages

Found latexmong’s instagram

.<

watching funny parks and rec clips compilations

do you tell prossies your real name when you hire them?
i did once, it's a common enough name so i couldn't see the harm

you wake up

it’s 1984

you fell asleep at your friends house playing dnd in his basement

it’s a Friday night and you’re all hanging out

Van Halen is playing on the radio

the economy is booming

you had a horrid dream about the future

I say my name is Julian Sutcliffe, how do you do?

Not my problem
Should have been there while the thread was up

I'm not looking for treasure. I'm looking for answers.

didnt happen then

the papers continued to mention throughout all of them the administration of antimicrobial drugs straight away, which they did because the cases were sepsis-like
and in meningitis/septicaemia that is the protocol (to administer it before blood tests come back)

don't see you asking any questions, bud

yeah i should probably come up with a go-to fake name that's forgettable but is also obscure enough to not sound obviously fake
i think i'll go with "cole spencer"

All right you scallywags. I'm here to whip this thread into shape.

Hep-2, human foreskin fibroblast, Vero

d&d seems way too virginous for me to even consider, but i have normie mates who play it, strange times we live in

I use Thick McRunfast

10 hours of vampire survivors down the hatch

had a dyslexia moment the other day, there was this lad whose name was garrett but my brain kept autocorrecting it to "cigarette" for some reason

FOY

He was a left-wing incel who donated to actblue, supported Biden, wore a facemask after covid, and his classmates said he obsessively hated Trump
He was a lefty, everyone knows it, cope harder

call de manager, tell im I wanna SHID

substituting words isnt dyslexia its a different thing, or at least a symptom of a specific mental condition
i dont know what that is though as im not a psychologist c:
or maybe its brainfog

Guys I need help

There was a power outage in Sydney just now

I’m sitting in a room with now no air conditioning and it’s about to hit 40 degrees

My boss said I can’t go home, wtf do I do man even with the windows wide open i feel like boiling!

6/10 gym session

windows open

twat

Yeah not a good idea, they’re closed now but now it feels like I can’t breathe

just need to get through this year

yeah, and the next

yeah definitely brainfog, i'm not dyslexic i was just arsing around

did you give them your social security number too?
whats the fucking harm in telling them your first name mate, you're not gonna tell them your last one.

Just another day under Albo

herpes simplex :) (and chlamydia), like in the other papers
and >5 days old >"the patient" >.< > >.<

social security number

FOY

youtu.be/9HEdLmbZoJQ

Not true

was thinking about this song yesterday. Weird coincidence

get home at 5:30

lie in bed watch youtube for 2 hours

fall asleep for 3 hours

wake up 11pm

go down to pick up deliveroo order

scran it whilst watching youtube

lie in bed to watch more youtube

runt life

its true. i have experience in this and not one of them asked me for my last name. bit weird that

which pokemon squishmello should I buy for my four year old nephew
clefairy, gengar or teddiursa?
Teddiursa seems like the best choice since clefairy is gay and gengar might be too scary for him

I mean I’m married and work a normie job and dress like a normie and act like a normie and I play dnd but also I post on Anon Babble

Never really saw the problem with getting together with all your buds and having some beers and playing dnd while forgetting about a work week and just relaxing for a bit with a fun casual game

classic choon

wtf i thought it was a girl who sang this song

He’s 4 my man he doesn’t know those pokemon you gotta get him one of them new ones like fluxololomon or durstedramon or petniggermon

luigiana

freddurst

pretty good for the gym but in school that'd be like a third.

really puts things in perspective

I had to do a test to see my favourite prossie and she made me confirm it was me by showing her my name on my license and that it matched the paperwork. It was either that or provide her my address.

grim
what do you do from 11pm-5:30pm?

can you not watch webms on iphones yet? i heard they made it so you could a couple of years ago, but i sent a webm to gfberg the other day and she said she couldn't open it because she has an iphone

those are the ones on sale
if there was a pikachu I'd get that but it sold out instantly

like that song by Silversun Pickups which sounds like a gril but actually is guy

sleep and toil

nonsensical post

I won but good on you for conceding.

lads i've just done a poo, now i'm hankerin' for a wankerin' 2bh

get the karts smashed

taking a piss

Remember when the future was something exciting to look forward to?

doing a poo desu

It still is for me. My life has only been uphill for the past two years.

kate milklova
cow

cracked my phone screen like the bellend i am

least it still works

and his classmates said he obsessively hated Trump

Some of his classmates also said the exact opposite
They aren't a reliable source at all as they clearly just said what best made the other side look bad

so you sleep for 3 hours, eat, then sleep again for another 3 hours
how does that work

Tavistock are agents of the devil.

just know lazy eye
is it the one?

yeah

kate hartmilker

I was going to say a D- but I was trying to use the corresponding UK grading.
Isn't a 60% called a third in your system?

remember lads if the police are chasing you you can shit and piss your pants so they'll be less inclined to attempt to tackle you

anyone got that webm?

you can do this in fights also

no idea what the fuck you're on about
60% is closer to two-thirds

based rus-

mental how crows and magpies never had an industrial revolution

Yeah mate he loved Trump so much that he attempted to murder him and was killed in doing so
He was dark maga, you see

dark maga

two tier vladimier

Reminder that they also wheeled this guy over to chechnya and kadyrov’s fat teenage son smacked in jail with a few of his goons

Genshin is fucking weird i just skip all the dialogue because obviously soem chinese pedo freak wrote it all

currently suffering from asperger's spectrum disease and alcohol use disorder

stay hydrated and take breaks from the sun and heat

You’re in luck!

Floraaaaaaa

yeh

Still moving to stalingrad fuck yallll!!

thanks lad, unironically quite good advice today

doesn't really sounds like a woman
ever gave hard times by Paramore a listen?

just look up UK grading system. how are you not familiar with this as an anglo

Nikita Zhuravel, 20, was accused last month of sharing videos of Russian military equipment and aircraft with Ukraine’s SBU security service in March 2023.

sun and heat

mate it's like -6 C outside

hate wanking, much prefer stabbing cute women in the crotch repeatedly with my phallus

Death to fascists

don't understand what you're saying either

hard times is quite a decent song by them

just saw warwick davis get pushed from the top of an upward-escalator, he was rolling for twenty minutes

what does that have to do with burning a quran

catberg won't stop begging to go outside even tho it's freezing and raining

we're gonna have parties in this place that go beyond fun, and actually get really really nasty

my phallus is 6.7 inches yet it slipped out repeatedly is her hole just really shallow or wot ?

a 60% would probably be a low second not a third.

No.
Have you ever played KOTOR?

her fanny is rejecting your phallus the way a persons body can reject an organ transplant

used to have that same condition that jonah hill's character had in superbad (2007) where he'd compulsively draw dicks

fannymodulators (fanny suppressant)

don't hump away erratically, make controlled precise plunges in out in out, and don't go all the way out to the tip with every thrust.

no but I'm quite fond of mass effect

i've got a little willy
i put it in my bum
me and my bum have all kinds of fun
me and my willy are really old friends
water popped out where my willy hole ends

Baby killed on icy I-35 Wednesday in Owatonna; dozens more injured across Minnesota

put most of my liver inside someone. my immune system go hard
im a paragon of immunization and processing chemicals

reckon some abos could pass as Mexican if they moved to our neck of the woods

I'm guessing this is the real reason for his prison sentence and the mudslime thing is ragebait

fuck up schizo

4 year old toddler locks himself in car while mother was loading groceries, laughs at firefighters as they try to get him out

cheeers mate
honestly think i go soft inside this bloody thing sometimes
gotta hop on the old blue pills

feel like if there's anyone in the States who should know how to drive on icy roads it's minnesotans, they have that shit longer than anyone save Alaska

hehe

having a read

the black spot under my toenail has gotten larger

time to cut it off

there are so many other euphemisms for death for zoomers to use other than "unalive"
i'd go with "deactivate"

nah those things pass by themselves

The media and journalists have mastered the technique of leading you to false conclusions without technically lying

not going to play vampire survivors tomorrow

got to keep monitoring it
i would go to the GP but if its dirt i would feel silly even though it would be best to do it in that case then because idk how to get it out

NAFO tranny fake news

might have to stick on the audiobook and lay in darkness for an hour

ur willy is rubbish

that sounds pretty nice

why do you hate wanking

just learned about the house of lords
so you actually are still partially ruled by an aristocracy? based

Nobody likes a lanklet

my ear is swollen but its the left one c:

business idea: remake little britain but have warwick davis do all the roles and call it littlest britain

can't stand the grey captcha they put out now. Makes my day when it goes back to the black and white and the auto solver actually works

women be like "this reminds me of dick"

it involves touching a penis and touching a penis is gay

U=U

I went through this MAJOR Britaboo stage when I was around 16-17 years old. That was when I first found out about legal immigration into Britain and how it's (pretty much) impossible for your average American. It kind of sent me into a low-key depression stage for a while, and I couldn't even stand the site of British people because I was so envious of them that they got to live in Britain and I didn't.

female niggas be like "i'm on my period"

Mad how brits call any pickled vegetable a pickle. So if you're offered some pickles it could be a pickled onion, pickled cucumber, whatever.

find a british girl and impregnate her. you'll charm her with your accent alone.

everybody knows they call pickled cucumbers gherkins

Not saying they were right, but in the immediate aftermath I remember shitloads of articles about classmates saying he was a massive Republican and Trump supporter
If his classmates were saying that then they'll say any old shit

gherkins is a funny word

was just watching border security, the customs agent was this chinky girl and she refused entry to a white european girl, my how the tables have turned

Sir Vegetable Pickler

Nah mate this is pickle

no actually i think they were always refusing entry

how do i buy a gold bust of hitler

this desu

remember: CTRL+SHIFT +
Y: notes
. : Copilot

is chutney good

yeah. Mango Chutney yum yum

If I did I'd bring her back here. I'm over the Britaboo phase now, still love you cheeky bugs tho <3

is chutney good

Things my 80IQ uncle enters into Google

pickle original power to the people
back once again with the ill behaviour

at least he's inquisitive, most dumbfucks don't care to learn anything

well, your boyfriend can't take you whenever you want eh? you need prep and sometimes so do they

glad Duolicious found success with their advertisements

depends

BREATHE THE PRAYSHUH
COME PLAY MY GAME I'LL TEST YA

It's brilliant, found a new way to pester people with humiliating one liners

Bizarre really, I would imagine it would have a worse male-female ratio than Tinder

next year im going to still carry out my mission against the fruit flies, but ill use hand sanitizer, as it is cheaper. they will either become sexually frustrated and get drunk off it, or lay their eggs in it. dont kill the enemies just give them alcohol

you've got me thinking if there are any real metal statues of hitler
if not, he must be the most famous person without one

There are maybe 100 women on that thing tops mate, use an email and scroll through

business idea: yeast-free bread (or yeast substituted) for prisons

i'm senior cuntstable ash bowden of the victorian police
i'm not a federal officer of the law

Went on Grindr and couldn't find a single woman

just kiss the female prison staff

what is that supposed to accomplish mate?

Garcon
*Snaps fingers*
A new, if you would

Emmett Patrick Garcon

prevents them making alcohol
they sometimes also process their alcohol (when it is done) by wrapping a plastic bin-bag over a bucket full of the liquid, a bare electric cable (from a kettle) in the liquid, then you turn it on and it evaporates everything to the outer bag as white lightning

a new quoi, monsieur ?