latex edish
/brit/
cloggy
Poo peng gay porn
Commiechad was right.
this will get 404d
poo: everyone knows what a poo is
Where's her futa cock?
.mp4
it only got deleted last time cos i got banned elsewhere
that's not what horse means
and even if it were, that's a self-referencing definition
virgin
corrrrr
based evader
might go to the 'esco for some filth for 'inner
based edish
Actually kill yourself you paki loving freak
Women and children were burned alive. Or have you forgotten so quickly?
Yeah?
file download size reduced on mobile
Ah yes the 21.24st century Anon Babble
Sauce, please.
banned from where, being 500m within a school?
BBC, everyone knows what a big black cock is
Israeli government agent on a VPN
good thing yanks saved us in ww2 coz i'd be sprechen zie german right now had they not
Katerina Hartlova pregnantt
Bet you weigh 24st
SAAR
this but unironically
what an awful fucking language
guess who loves flooding europe with pakis? israel
Soviets did the most to win WW2 and yet we don't all speak Russian, do we?
nth for the holodem
you probably wouldnt have been born if we'd lost the war x
I like German.
now draw her giving birth
hello lad
what happens in pernambuco lad
really no point arguing over who did "the most" because the soviets would have lost without allied help, and the allies would have lost without soviet help so it's neither here nor there
scars on her tail from all those scraps she's been in
this anime is dangerous
Uh bro Muslims and Jews are best friends
If English wasn't the global Lingua Franca, what language would you like it to be?
For me it'd probably be Latin (Classical, nor Ecclesiastical)
Go beg some more brown subhumans for forgiveness, better yet, house a few Palestenians and see how much in common you have with them when they gangrape your sister and lynch your dog
well if Stalin didn't make a pact with Hitler then the Germans wouldn't have invaded Poland and kicked it all off
youtu.be
For me it'd probably be Latin (Classical, nor Ecclesiastical)
Englishman saying this
ham and pineapple coop pizza in the 'ven
thanks feminism
PHWORRRRRR!!! GOODNESS ME!!!!!
WWIII actually happening
No no no Trump was meant to stop this the Jews were meant to lose this can't be happening
the cronem are singing r&b and rubbin dat cocoa butter
You have to admit Germany was a chad country in ww2. It took the whole world to beat them.
lets go Bradon (on emKay)
look at me i'm welsh
*starts chattin wingdings*
Classical, nor Ecclesiastical
what's the difference
WWIII actually happening
is it though
jeezy own half of atlanta
Did you know: After the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Ukraine retaliated by changing the date on which they celebrate Christmas
Ukrainians used to celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January, like Russians and Greeks do
But now they celebrate it on the 25th of December like Catholics and Protestants
yeah they were such a based tradpilled chad country while everyone else was a virgin cuckpilled pozzed tranny soyjak one
im welsh
also true tbf but again not really here nor there when discussing how the war was WON
are you lads celebrating Thanksgiving this week?
big willy poos cumming poo out the willy
UK troops already fired against Russia
UK and France discussing secret negotiations about sending troops to the Ukraine
daz rite dey should have been taking care of rorkes dumb children and giving him a warm meal after he finished his toil at da factory shieeet
not that secret if you know about them are they?
odds beer then a burger
evens burger then a beer
dubs open a bottle of wine
hope when ww3 starts they don't fuck with my runescape account
What /brit/ needs is a little Oriental fella regular
that not right
He can say that when we're wrong about his little culture. Jap, Chinaman, or any other kind of yellow (they are basically all the same) will work
Im cute
Had a kitchen timer with an arse on it that's gone missing, if you lads see it around let me know thanks x
now draw her pregnant
planes are built
noice
mental illness
desuarchive.org
thanks
can I have some burger and beer?
You now remember when Swedish parents took pictures of their daughters with refugees as part of a government program
The difference is mostly the pronunciation.
Classical Latin uses the pronunciation that was standard used in Rome during the 1st Century BC.
Ecclesiastical Latin is what is used in Catholic churches today and is based on how Latin was mispronounced by the Clergy in the Middle Ages.
One obvious example - the letter "V" is always pronounced like a "W" in Classical Latin.
In Ecclesiastical Latin the letter "V" is pronounced the same as in English.
fascinating stuff, learning a lot from you lad
what is that
*opens door* "Are ya winnin' s-"
Timmy seeing da cronem holding hands with Katy on da bus and scolding his grandpa in his head for fighting for this
at least we ain’t speakin german LMAO x
wow you can buy white bell peppers (they cost £14/kg)
It's 7PM and my parcel says it's arriving today but hasn't been dispatched yet
Hm
i'll post a pic of the burgers and beer when they're done if you like, my american friend
after seeing that tranny mp4 it might be a while before my appetite comes back though, so you might be waiting
At least one dead after DHL cargo plane crashes into house in Lithuania
they've fucked it
Oh, America.
*Audience laughs*
expumpkant (full of seed)
krilling meself
Emma Watson’s bottom.
the NHS uses DHL to ship smartcards and authentication keys
son :) i will open the door less because i see those piss bottles
2 years later: son :) i dont mind if youre dressing that way in private :)
catberg sleeping on the arm of the sofa but I wanna lean on it a tad
I remember when I was reading a thread about ‘refugees’ to Europe many years ago when this all first started and it was an Ask Me Anything thread with a refugee workers. They were grilling him about it but he got the most amount of downvotes when he said that the migrant teens were okay with girls because they were approaching directly. Funniest shit I ever saw.
Gf can't come unless she says African execution videos
unleashing unspeakable horrors into the bog
had my tea and i've washed up and it's barely 7pm
now what to do with the rest of my evening i wonder
might pencil in a poo but past that i'm stumped
might watch the football i suppose
Sir War Pigs
ESL post
Ah yes, black woman with a kid listening to voice notes out loud and checking her benefits payment
Why do we incentivise them?
mental how this is literally my personal blog. work was shit today but not as bad as i expected
throw something across the room to lure him away
you've typed this like a migrant teen
oh yea pics are cool. are you at an American themed bar or something? it doesn't look very British but could just be the picture
Keir Starmer announces LIVE that UK troops will "be sent to Ukraine in the coming months"
Sir Macc Lads
US Senator Lindsey Graham has promised to "utterly annihilate Britain" if "they so dare as to lay a single finger on our dear friend and ally Netanyahu"
So much for the US - UK "special relationship"
Basically we're their cuck/slave and they beat us when we misbehave
EFL post.
this world needs much more women in latex
months
Even WWIII is inefficient
*pins Diego with tears in my eyes for the 3 count*
got the kraftwerk on
How can I vote for Sir Keir Starmer in the next election? Can I do it online?
well?
You WILL bleed out in a Ukrainian trench whilst paying for afghans to live in hotels and sexually assault British women
Russia nukes us for putting troops in Ukraine
America nukes us for arresting Netanyahu
It's joever
wouldnt be the first time you people have voted in a foreign election
US Senator Lindsey Graham has promised to "utterly annihilate Britain"
How so, in a rap battle? We allies cuh
lol this batty boy has a girl's name
coming months
They must be waiting for trump to withdraw
and so the sun sets on the British empire
smartcards
ironic the dummies at the NHS use something called smartcards haha
nah these are just pics from my "cool" folder
i like to post pics i like that i haven't seen in /brit/ before, because it's what i'd like to see here
i'm going to have another can but then i will get on the burgers
eta: 8pm gmt (t-53 mins)
he said that the migrant teens were okay with girls because they were approaching directly.
no clue what this is saying
yeah the leaf dummies!
the cronem are out and about
it's because he's a jf sleeper agent, probably a MOSSAD asset or worse
Sir Snowblind
Ukrainian trench whilst paying for afghans to live in hotels a
Still don't know how this all works
Do the refugee go home?
How can't women be conscripted if they can already be infantry?
What do people get from it?
WWIII will be a Russian victory for these failed questions alone
I hope you're the first to die on the frontline of British conscripts sent to Pookraine / Pissrael
corr lads found out I proper love Rammstein
kino band, loving the heavy meddl x electronica mix
He said they were good with girls because they were bold and they liked that.
i'll be chiefing loud pack in jamaica watching dem lil boys shiver in dem trenches on LOL
Russia's Oreshnik missile system is by far the most powerful and advanced missile system in the world. This takes things to a new level.
the migrant teens did well with girls (got lots of sex) because they treat them like cheap sex objects
You don't even have a passport in the UK
I oppose rape.
this is what it felt like to be under the power of the british empire
mental how hes the most unpopular prime minister in history and he's not even 1/20th of the way through his tenure
utterly scromulating
Girl here
I've never had sex with a refugee
brave
He'll win you over with an extra 50p in your dole don't worry
Watching the Angela Merkel interview on BBC Two
She's going to talk about the 2015 migrant crisis, when she let over a million migrants into Germany in the space of a few months
Controversial
you're missing out sister
Very antisemitic post
He's the only Jewish pm too
Yeah I’ve got a low-paying deadend job, no friends, no hobbies, no prospects but a beautiful 22 year old girl in the prime of her life should definitely drop everything and shit out a few kids to soothe my ego
Lmao why is rorke like this
im a car guru
Rachel Reeves forcing every unemployed neet to do unpaid work experience as janitors in fast food restaurants until they find a full time paying job
Thoughts?
reckon harold godwinson wasn't well liked
the sooner we ditch the yanks the better. no idea why we insist on being their lapdog. fuck america and fuck all americans.
you lads should do your /brit/ duty and filter all yank posts like i have done.
Sir Brown Wogger
Rorke, mate......put down the beers yeah? You've had too much
>Yeah I’ve got a low-paying deadend job, no friends, no hobbies, no prospects
ktim ktim ktim!!!
to be fair I have a good job, plenty of friends, some ohbbies, some prospects, and the best I can get is an autistic gf
it was the right choice in a difficult moment
and in retrospect I would do it again
this is probably her attitude towards it
Does being married to a Jew (Starmer) make you more or less Jewish than being descended from Jews and being a stereotypical hooknosed Jew (Disraeli) though?
doing my blue archive dailies while sipping on a negroni
2015 migrant crisis
It hasn't stopped
ah yes, Daily Mail
Saw Starmer in the 'gogue on Saturday
Dumb bastard had his yarmulke on backwards
People called William a bastard to his face
He wasn't a prime minister and nor did he rule the UK
Starmer is a former nonJew
Disraeli was a baptised and worshipping Christian
Not even two minutes have passed but Rumpster has already bragged about what a special child she was. Apparently the first time she read The Father Christmas Letters by Tolkien, she was -- yep, you guessed it! -- TWELVE!
Grow up, Rubbish.
the only America I want is an isolationist one
In the early hours of this morning, your phone is going to wake you up with an emergency alert sound.
No point telling you how I know, but I know. If you can get out of the UK, now would be the time. Genuinely.
Best bets at this short notice in terms of short haul flights would be Ireland, Iceland, the Canary Islands or the Azores. If you have the means to go to Australia or New Zealand they would be ideal but do NOT do it, by the time you land wherever you’re making your transfer you don’t know what chaos you’ll find at the border and it will probably be too late, borders will be shut.
If international travel isn’t an option, simply get as far away from a major population centre as possible. The Highlands and Islands of Scotland, Anglesey, and as far Southwest in Cornwall as you can go will be your best bet out of (very few) good options.
I’m sure none of you will pay attention to this message, I wouldn’t have myself. But I’ve enjoyed (kind of) my time with you lads over the last 7 or so years I’ve posted on /brit/ so I feel it’s my duty to at least tell you. If you decide to listen to me, get moving in the next hour. Things will move fast. Bye lads, all the best.
he got stabbed like 37 times though
Very ugly woman Heathermong, why do you obsess over her. Because she's obtainable? For you she isn't
good for you
it seems like a lot of girls don't know this, but no self-respecting successful mid-value man will want a woman (long term) if she's been used for sex by "refugees" at some point
makes most men feel sick just thinking about it
rather have a woman that fucked a dog
So much for the US - UK "special relationship"
only ever existed in your delusional heads
Early hours of this morning has already passed you deranged spastic
On her video of Christmas books, the physical book list is about as predictable as you can get. The rest still lean pretty childish, in most cases, and a few that are set in winter, but overall not a particularly unique or interesting grouping. There is so much out there, including classics like Under The Greenwood Tree, by Thomas Hardy, all of Dickens' other Christmas books, The Woman in Black (ghost story told at Christmas), Turn of the Screw (another ghost story told at Christmas), and about a million others. Considering she went to Oxford for her Masters and works in a library, I would have expected far more originality in her list. You can see her type of choices anywhere. Boring Rubbish, as usual.
was just saying this down the pub
Rorke are you on giffgaff or something mate?
Mowing the hoards of pommie atomic ghouls down as they emerge from the plane
People forget how much that crisis influenced the Brexit vote
Did you know Shia LaBoeuf converted from being a progressive liberal Jew (he was born Jewish), to becoming a hardcore Catholic?
Mental that
rorkes drip
Look at me, Hector
That’s why girls will never be honest about their past
yes timmy i swear i only had two ltr before i met you and nobody else i promise teehee
Then he finds out after getting divorceraped that she ran with illiterate abdul for a few months in her prime
the early hours of this morning
7pm
What do you reckon his road to Damascus moment was
He says sorry
She says sorry
He said she said
my belly is ok now so im going to add another za to the portfolio
and should of done that 20 minutes ago for this video
who hurt you
Don't believe him
Probably just a Jewish scheme
Yes Timmy I want to recreate the huwhite race with you
Yes I don’t like their kind
No don’t ask me about my past teehee
sexy women in latex and pvc clothing is really nice
personally not bothered about how many partners a woman has had so long as she's not cheating on me, thinking of leaving or is using me to some end
if I love her and she loves me then it's all fine, you lot need to calm down and give your heads a wobble
Probably a mental break after doing shitty Transformers CGI movies
Anti-semitic post
who hurt you
Oddly this is a first post but also braindead
You’re overselling yourself.
We all get the life we deserve in one way or another.
Sir Pasta Baker
men who've had experience with women can tell
women can try to pretend to be innocent, but it shows
just like experienced women can tell a virgin male from a mile off, so can experienced men spot a whore (or "former" whore)
evolutionary instincts are a powerful thing
just praised allah
Really miss summer a lot, miss fishing, miss going on random 8 hour walks to nowhere, miss going down to the cove for a swim, miss sleeping with the window open, but at least the proper cold of winter beats the dreary darkness and rain of autumn, and we’re moving to brighter days in a month
ok thanks for your opinion, perma-incel
and is this Rorke in the thread with us now?
wise words
holy mother of flim flammin corn fritterin finna BASED
will ozempic fuck my face up
is ozempic face real
i am, mate, yeah
I have 10 hours of warning for a nuclear strike
Bizarre even the government would only receive a 5 minute warning from their radars
literally me
walking for 8 hours..?
/brit/ face reveal
that's bullshit
you'd think that guy was a virgin when he was in fact a sex animal
Nukes aren’t real and nothing ever happens anyway so you’re in luck
you can tell if a woman's never fucked before simply by how she acts
why can't we just stop nuclear missiles from landing
and all women can tell you've never fucked before
Bystanders should be prepared to step in and help women who appear at risk of spiking during the Christmas party season, the safeguarding minister Jess Phillips has said.
Multiple independently targetable reentry vehicles on missile
yes because they lose like 3 pounds a week.
just lose 1 pound a week dieting normally and get some collagen from fruits and salmon and eggs and your face will look fine
if i was someones pet they would have to feed me sugar
A Chinese tourist who killed a biker who was travelling to fulfil a "bucket list" wish of touring the North Coast 500 has been jailed for 14 months.
Motorist Die Huang, 51, was driving on the wrong side of the road when she hit Andrew MacPherson's bike, throwing him into the air on the A9 near Calvine in Perthshire.
Yeah, just charge the headphones, grab a bag with water bottle and some gear, fishing rod maybe, and off i go, wander along some streams, chill on some cliffs, maybe sit under a tree, walk into town get some food, walk back out to some woodlands
wherever the world takes me
Um
no they're saying that it's not the weight loss itself but the chemical that somehow fucks up the face
is that true
just stood up and almost had a fit
held my breath to try to keep the feeling going but it lead to it going away and then my lips were tingly for about 3 minutes after
we've been living under a one world government for decades at least
the illusion of international antagonism is a convenient lie to keep the global masses in line
the same cabal that 100% controls trump, biden, and starmer, also controls xi jinping, kim jong un, and putin
they also, obviously, control all the media telling you that these leaders oppose each other
some of you have never actually read 1984, and it shows
what
how the fuck does she only get 14 months
fuck it im donating ten quid to homeland
Libby, 18, believes she was injected with a substance while at a bar for a friend's birthday a few weeks ago.
women who appear at risk of spiking
What do they have a certain look or something?
Long story short, the hypersonic missiles Russia shot at Ukraine are literally impervious to our missile defence. They cannot be shot down and they are a generation ahead of anything we have.
However they cannot reach the United States. They are only medium range. This is key. And Russia only have a limited number of them.
So NATO are going to gamble that they can wipe Russia out in a nuclear exchange now rather than wait for months down the line when Russia have this technology in an ICBM and can hit anywhere on the globe in a matter of minutes, without us being able to stop it.
Basically, we are going to sacrifice a number of cities in Western Europe in order for the United States to survive. London will be gone tomorrow. Manchester will be gone tomorrow. Birmingham will be gone tomorrow. Paris will be gone tomorrow. And several more cities and bases in Europe. The UK will take the brunt of it.
But the US will be untouched, and every single city in Russia will be glassed. At least 75% of Russia’s population will be dead tomorrow.
maybe the face is a bit rounder? like if it is oedema because of the change in gut behaviour
Because they move too fast
Should be 14 years or slavery to the family
we've got those lasers now wouldn't they just laser the nukes out the sky
*thunders into the thread*
Noooo don't go to bed it's too early
Who?
takes one missile to shoot down one missile
one missile splits off into multiple missiles
now you need many missiles to take down one missile
some of the splinters will eventually land
(repeat for the entire nuclear arsenal)
group of women minding their own business at pub
shagger approaches the ladies to rizz them up
random whiteknight sprints towards the table in a paranoid huff and warns the ladies to watch their drinks
everyone is uncomfortable
this will happen
If we were ever to get nuked, i reckon one of you lads would tell me before an emergency alarm
two more weeks
catberg is now under strict instruction to NOT meow between the hours of 20:00 - 06:00
dream job
One insane schizo crackpot theory that no one should ever take seriously is that you could draw the conclusion from the mkultra experiments that a population becomes more susceptible to strongarming by authoritarian forces given you feed them a constant stream of fear porn to trigger a permanent fight or flight state
I mean that would be an unbelievable coincidence. Extremely rapid weight loss without ozempic fucks up your face.
what are the odds that weight loss drug chemicals would also give you saggy face skin for other unrelated reasons?
Anon Babble is unironically my main source of breaking news, I can believe this
you'd think that guy was a virgin
maybe you would
gaslighting is hot
morning lads
Russia would likely only bomb military sites since Putin is terrified for his soul right now
which British county is Ukraine in again?
Long story short, the hypersonic missiles Russia shot at Ukraine are literally impervious to our missile defence.
no they aren't
why are they reactivating the spiking psyop
say the hay !!
last thing you see before the bomb is a soyjak pointing at a nuclear blast
I can see Moscow from my porch.
haha nah you're not far off actually tho
I just shag so infrequently sometimes that I kinda forget how to do it good and they awkwardly go "umm is this your first time? it's okay if it is I won't judge"
he won't do nun
Studies have shown that a single detonation of a 1 megaton nuclear warhead in a population centre would throw up enough material to stick the globe in a nuclear winter.
I'm in Hell and you're all demons
if you're shagging an indian bird, could one say you are doing a poo?
Saraya Haddad, 27, was spiked in 2019 - waking up 13 hours later with no memory of what had happened.
She later wrote a play about her experience
I look like a gay guy.
Typical Irish diaspora
nukes aren't real
Just copying our the archive ehh
Not true btw
hehe
Alri Dante
lose the 'the'
Why are Irish people like this?
this just in, catberg threatens nuclear meowage past 21:00 if 20:00 restriction is not lifted
Fuck me I’m actually screaming
line go up. it has to
that is progress
import the criminals
pay for the criminals
on the topic of nukes, there are a number of nuclear warheads unaccounted for. The US has lost at least 3 that have never been located lol
how do you just lose a nuke
New
on the topic of squirrels: what if their DNA was replaced by slightly larger DNA that is electrically conductive and then put 5G towers in the squirrel park
They're deathly afraid that Anglo-Saxons and German diaspora take away the brown people
Israel are also thought to have developed their own
suspiciously nuclear warhead shaped throatjak: ummm are you sure about that?
Anon Babble is unironically my main source of breaking news
g'day cunt
eta: 8pm gmt (t-53 mins)
gonna push this back by about 30-40 mins while i have another beer
just in case anyone is waiting