/brit/
/brit/
When I was a kid I used to bend down & let random dogs sniff my arse, because I thought it's how they say hello
poo lol
you know what Toyota stands for right? fix it again tony
You hear the one about the vegetable that got sucker punched twice?
It was a double yammy
all the girls are girling girling
all the girly girls
*enters /brit/*
hear about the football team that played a vegetable up-front?
believe it was west yam
youtu.be
then i will go read
but that lets me smoke again
fucking hell
not even frank skinner would tell that joke
yh
she's lost loads of weight
This is Graham Linehan.
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
Not the sort of advert you want to see at a tube station
FUCK YOU GRAHAM I HATE YOU
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
You hear about the tin of PVA that fell asleep and never woke up?
It went into glaucoma
hubble looks nicer
So who’s going to take one for the team and kill smartschoolboy9
she
i saw one that was her saying that her dog died so now she wants to as well
your mum's a tube station
the singular bradleyposter on a mad one
do they ever not dress like a pornstar
skibidi Ohio. CAPTCHA: W8GAT
both are fake colour cg after all
smeeeeeeeeeeg
heeeeeeeeeeeead
You really are curious, aren't you?
This is Graham Linehan.
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
im a curious fella...
so what do you boys think a teaspoon is for?
spooning the tea into your mouth like soup?
a teaspoon is for hitting you on the head with
*DINK*
might
BAMEs built Britain, BAMEs will destroy it.
Full circle, as the prophecy foretold.
/brit/ is a law and order general
Mums wearing her black leather leggings and heels getting me feeling weird
I do worry about /gf 2025/. Might not happen
Checked
the ones with ICE T in are based
I'm not going to use
line breaks when I'm expected
to use them any
more.
holy sexoli
i know, i'll post trannies and/or some bullshit about white women and black men, that'll totally blow their minds !
my lord will these cunts ever grow up
have to get out of bed and take my sweatpants off to fart rn
I am 32 but have a 21yo gf
Take a few pics for de lads
might have a bowl of crunchy nut
thinking of abandoning my life to live in the Alaskan wilderness
what about /bf 2025/?
It's been gf 2024 for me - might go for Fiancée 2025.
Do you reckon Smartschoolboy9 is a regular here?
Also why’s it always the British that do shit like this and look this way as well?
she fit?
pretty expensive as i recall
got the 90s gangster hip hop on
based post
based advert
rip gaspard ulliel
You and every other husky in Britain
yes I only get it occasionally rather than weekly
he looks a bit like the bloke from little britain but other than that i've never seen anyone else who looks like this
wow breakthrough 6G antennae technology could lead to holograms
sex in africa
Yeah not bad, 7/10 or so
All right you scallywags. I'm here to whip this thread into shape.
2 million? reallyon?
now we're cooking
Rorke desperately searching how to change his cock.li email password after it was included in the andrew tate breach Lmao
(He doesnt use gmail because it's pozzed)
The adverbial 'FM2023 tactic to get us into the Premier League, my squad are mostly PL-level quality, how do I improve it lads' screenshot
VPN off ESL yank
you can't even whip your own brain into shape lad
imma blow dis muthafucka up if i dont get my muthafuckin change
based
Why is the British music scene so dead?
the puritans in new england during the english civil war were like al Qaeda in Pakistan. they would regularly travel across the ocean, commit destructive acts of war, and then return back to the colonies to hide out
full of JFs
disgusting
why is your dm wearing number 9?
It'll be dismissed
I don't know why Councils think people won't go to the press
big fan of the lack of instructions
the simpler the better. respect the lack of gegenpress wokery as well
british should play hurling instead because then you can have your team be british people.
Wait we can raise a petition and only need 100k signatures to get it discussed
a) don't care about shirt numbers
b) I haven't sorted the shirt numbers for the new season yet
You couldn't even whip a fat nigga with a 12-headed lash
youtu.be
Ozzy looks like Maxmoefoe
hurling and gaelic football are based
drumming out a tune on my big fat belly!
Didn't realise Dartford were a real place
Thought they made it up for Peep Show
Switch to gegenpress
Change Francescheli to AP, Alvarez to DLP, Torres to BBM
Catte and Kojic to CWB(A)
IFL speed fella and Dehbi both to PF(A)
they dont have to show up, these debates are like three backbench mp's arguing for 15 minutes on a sunday afternoon, 95% of the seats are empty
what's her @?
Child dies after being found unresponsive in a vehicle in north Queensland
ME WHEN i go to heaven 70 years after today and spend eternity with Reggie!!!!!!!
Sent that yank to the Alaskan wilderness
They are trying to get Brits to move to Florida and Texas because they need doctors/nurses.
Yep. Happens all the time. MPs don't give a shit thoughbeit
125k signatures for the legalisation of slug sucking
we will be there
eating figs. do you like them?
cant you sign these as many times as you want even if you dont live in the uk
Hearing hypersonic shit outside in the sky. Don't wanna get nuked.
IFL speed fella
Kek totally forget I set a nickname
haha yeah you're really stupid and dumb
you are literally just trying to shoot me
No
There's no quim that likes to party like the quim in Darty!
looks like matt lucas in the fat suit on little britain
North Korean nuke just popped over to say hello and now we're having a cup of tea and a chat
rorke's scran
I live in Illinois if I wanted to kill you I would have told you to go to Southside
Any way to vet out mental issues in a woman ideally as quick as possible
No
you should just be nice to each other instead
tattoos
Need her to step on me with those boots
Turns out smartschoolboy9 has been doing his shit for maybe 20+ years
David Firth, creator of Salad Fingers (if you're aged like 27-35 you'll know what that is) said he some him in public back when he was a kid. Back then the paedo lived in Doncaster but was apparently chased out of town.
Furthermore, apparently his antics have been known about in his local area of London for years without anyone reporting it to the police.
Scarier still is I can't find any articles claiming he's been caught yet.
deleted all the dating apps and social media
mental elf and just getting through the next few months has to be my priority
also my job contract runs out next year so should probably focus on getting a new one
hahaha give this irish monkey some wine to wash it down! LOL
You're all humourless fucking cunts you know that?
katenyash87
As the donation bin was full, she placed her bags next to it, believing it would be emptied before long. But she later received a letter from Dartford borough council accusing her of fly-tipping and issuing a £500 fixed penalty notice (FPN). The council had traced her using an automatic number plate recognition camera at the drop-off point.
LMAO holy shit a whole fenced off protected camera for a fucking bin drop. Were people dropping dead bodies off
trapped in my own web of inaction
my dad looks like this but whiter
Will we submit one as a gag?
Do the matches and candles look forward to being used?
just cooked two hot dogs
put them on a slice of white bread
put some yellow mustard on it
yum
In America, slugs are replaced with scorpions
In Australia, slugs are replaced with deadly spiders
They just get on with it
loool
Is he actually a paedo or just a weirdo
kids were getting stuck inside them i think
what a woke tactic
i told myself, rorke, take it easy!
Reduce time & improve conditions for guinea-pigs in quarantine after entering UK
petition.parliament.uk
Cmon lads lets get those signatures in lmao
Why don't they just kill them all
Recent new woman in the local shops. She's got a lot of tattoos I think her whole body except for her face. Whole neck done all over her hands, legs too. Seems friendly enough but you don't see women like that much.
Ah so, this is wise quote from Jap man from Jap an. *bows*
bloke with a zesty voice but he's a top shagger of women
owe my belly
what a fever dream
that's not david firth
hard to say but my moneys on that he wanks to those pictures of children he's photoshopped to have his face
cock shaved
genuinely loathe redditors
can sense their behavior in every other online space because they all act the same
Anon Babble they act edgy and toxic for the sake of it, discord they downvote you with emojis if everyone else does, just a horrible internet archetype
David Firth, creator of Salad Fingers (if you're aged like 27-35 you'll know what that is)
I am and I do not
now i quote your mum
*heems you*
Created by Aaquib Mohammed Ismail Manadath Shaju
in australia, we're encouraged to be friendly to tourists, hencce the sloagn "make their day, say g'day"
on the other hand if they're indian or chinese we spit at their feet
odds beer
evens wine
dubs no more booze tonight
yeah?
and yet you're the one apparently browsing reddit and discord all the time
ah yes just what everyone wanted for christmas
Tourism must be a lot of money in Australia if they're coaching the population to be extra friendly
right well I've got to be up early tomorrow so I'd best be heading to bed, take it easy lads
*does a particularly foul-smelling fart just before leaving the thread*
Twat
Any ugly subhuman man in?
fucking hell i thought that was dubs for a second lol
oh fuck right off
you have to verify your email to sign a petition? no thanks
He 1000% wants to import and eat them
there were definitely english that asked santy for this
sniping's a good job, mate
drink up de lad
yep
i dont browse reddit and use big discord channels where they inevitably congregate because im keeping up with the times
sir arse anal
You are so fucked lmao
smartschoolboy9 is the new slender man for spoiled 12 year olds with iphone
in terms of watching the mentally ill the current trend is to watch joshua block (an alcoholic) and daniel larson (a schizo)
It says England so does that exclude everyone else?
Kyiv Starmer will be the death of us all
I have experience with my fragile pizza that I learned at home It's my own recipe . Adore to make this recipe , After I prepare just I put in a fit tray with all ingredients. Waiting until we take the oven.
Ingredients :
A layer tomato sos
A bed of cheese
grangle grangle
yea me
this wont happen but if it does it will just be troops to protect the ukranian-belarusian border, freeing up more ukranians to go to the front
Two nuclear powered nations deploying in another nuclear armed nations conflict
Ah yes, this will end well.
Feel bad for you zoomers being deployed but I aint fighting for the rights of migrants coming to this country and stealing our resources. Good luck lads.
no
also he's a russian shill
mum's got young sheldon on
the grandmother on it is fit as fuck proper gilf cor
sex with Reggie :3
definitely not fake news this
Sarah-Jane believes the face tattoos are a release from her previous demons (Image: essexink)
*grabs you by the neck*
back off... he's mine...
*shows off my fangs*
sunonce on the ropes
sex with you too
*grabs your ass*
yeah he's an RT contributor so this has a real whiff of shit about it
those TF2 videos Valve made were genuine kino
didnt ask freak
Why is the leadership of Britain so retarded
Just heard the SSM news
going to have a cheeky vodka 4-shot with the energy drink, see if it wont help
and ill mix water in with the vodka-energydrink to get all the sugar dissolved in
kek
What makes you say this
they're not retarded they're just evil
To be fair Le Monde fielded an article about French considerations for the deployment of its army. Not entirely too far gone.
i'm sure he has no vested interest in scaremongering the population of western nations
Had bad back pain for ages but actually went outside today and walked a lot and it's practically gone now. Mad that
post your face when you're drafted
ate 6 (six) mine pies today
it lush?
*unsheathes wooden stakes*
looks like it's a threesome then
remember that tim ethe CNN HQ was under threat and they released a private army to go protect it?
hot or cold?
Yes mate, heartberg has been officially OWNED
it's that time of year again
mine pies
No one step on this lad's belly
Feel bad for you zoomers
you're 60 years old?
No? I'm 30.
i didn't get a nomination AGAIN?
you mongs fall for retarded fearmongering every time
meanwhile i'm going all in
mine pies
putin on a mad one
I didn't know that but I saw once a private sort of army or agency thing was sent after a person who got trading cards early in america and uploaded a video of himself opening them on youtube.
Time to make my choices
This is so effeminate and whiny.
looool
rorke kicking the can down the road depressed because he didnt make the cut
just looked up this smartschoolboy9 guy
bizarre man that one
Piker has to be the bookies' favourite here surely
Having a gay porn AI orgy?
jackson hinkle
i want to fucking murder that anti-white manlet
why
for what, the hunger games?
mine pies
ah yes conscription would not apply to 30 year olds lmfao you braindead retard that's the only thing that would save you lmao your intelligence ahha
this lad knows
aye, I love expiration date the most
got the spirits
Would I be conscripted if I'm 32 and a virgin?
hasans a proper fruity looking fella isnt he
screaming, but not necessarily in a good way
More of a Karen Gillan fan me
fearmong
again making up these stupid characters
GROW UP
I liked that new girl in the new doctor who thought she was hot
she was almost hot enough to make me watch the series
almost
based
lets go down the train tracks and break bottles
Thought Hasan was that fat jewish fella who does financial audits on youtube
she can get it too
but Jenna is more beautiful
still malding that valve time robbed us of a full tf2 series
wokeslop
remember when people listened to edm and trap music?
steady on there jon venables
these people get nominated just for hating israel meanwhile i hate all jews and get passed over
Feel bad for you going to die in a war mate, don't hate the player hate the game.
If it gets too bad they need old men (like me) to fight i'll refuse, what are they going to do? Drag me into Europe?
We didn't even have full conscription during WW2.
me winning antisemite of the year
nuts filled with TATP (my nuts)
thats caleb hammer
hasan is the multi-millionaire anarcho-socialist streamer
pipe down shlomo
Russel T Davies tried to recreate the success that made seasons 1-4 so great by adding a hot young blonde but he forgot to not add a black faggot as a doctor
If it gets too bad they need old men (like me) to fight i'll refuse, what are they going to do? Drag me into Europe?
yes this has repeatedly happened even to foreigners in the ukraine what are you going to do?
fuck off jackson you're a third-worldist and belong in a woodchipper
we're not in unkraine? last time I checked I'm living on an island two thousand miles away from the frontline. they'd have to call me and send me letters begging me to appear somewhere so they can take me there? how is that gonna happen lad? i'd rather be cold and homeless in the street than die for this country. they can fucking jail me for all I care :)
Blimey.
Jews are really pissing off white people, only two muslims on the list and one of them is a diaspora Turk.