/brit/

say nothing and find someone else worth talking to

got my thinking cap on

Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart

melanated kings are living it up

Where did you copy that nuke bait?
The archive doesn't have it

toby "if it's grey, i will slay" mouseman

eta: 8pm gmt (t-53 mins)

gonna push this back by about 30-40 mins while i have another beer
just in case anyone is waiting for burger pics

I still can't believe Donald Trump will be President again

Are you a thief? Because you're melanated

would love to build a mech suit just to chase down grey squirrels and squish them in my hand

Soode dil de pukar
Aaja karle ye pyar
(Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar
Soode dil de pukar
Aaja karle ye pyar)
Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar
Soode dil de pukar
Aaja karle ye pyar
(Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar
Soode dil de pukar
Aaja karle ye pyar)
Dholna...

Tunak tunak Tun
Tunak tunak Tun
Tunak tunak Tun
Da Da Da
Tunak tunak Tun
Tunak tunak Tun
Tunak tunak Tun
Da Da Da
Tunak tunak Tun
Tunak tunak Tun
Tunak tunak Tun
Da Da Da
Tunak tunak Tun
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Da Da Da

not going to say this
not going to say this
she's quite fit though
not going to say this

Listened to "Talk Tuah" podcast.

Just had an epic idea for a gimmick. It's that I come here every single day and attempt to derail every single thread by spamming increasingly more deranged nonsense to the annoyance of everyone else.

supported a black owned business today

Is crying profusely before going to sleep normal?

Lots of transphobia about at the minute
Very sad to see :(

business idea: winter except it's not cold and shit

mfw no gf

actually this bellyache is similar to the time i felt it in my bladder, when my bladder was full of sugar. i think the sugar is coming out of solution (my stomach acid)

"Are you a thief", then if she says anything back you've got a hook. If she ignores you then there was no way to continue.

Pathetic beta male

'He told me he'd been shot and needed money but it was a lie'

it's a cutthroat market lad, not sure if i can risk investing in this one

The archive doesn't have it

There is more than one archive fattie

cold is alright

*seeks solitude in the /brit/ chapel*

i just hope there's real conclusive proof trump rigged it
and democrats complain, and just get laughed at
all their rejection of the 2020 election rigging gets thrown in their faces
"it was the most secure election IN HISTORY"
and then they try to protest, and their protest gets hijacked by bad actors and turns violent, and then they all get locked up without a trial for years
turnabout isn't just fair play, it's justice

Bong Kong

depends on who you are

iktf

I will never support a black or brown-owned business

Do you mind if I save this image? I'd like to keep it on my harddrive. I would, of course, credit you if I were to post it anywhere else.

rorke tuah

*sits next to you in an otherwise empty chapel*

Simon Allum, director of the PingQuays bar in St Peter Port and trustee of the charity, said he had his drink spiked at a wedding 20 years ago.

BREAKING: The UK and France are reportedly in talks about deploying British and French troops to Ukraine

wtf lol

*shakes rorke’s hand*

I apologise mate. You were actually right they might honestly be mental enough to do this.

This is a photograph from the surface of Venus the Soviets took in 1982

Are you a cardiologist, because you are giving me a heart attack

shieeed finna book my flight to kingston if dis shit finna take off

thats low tide at Weston Super Mare mate

oh youre taking the absolute piss here lad

You worship Yahweh.
I worship Zeus.

You worship Science.
I worship Hermes.

You believe in nothing.
I have witnessed Hades.

You believe in the Jewish Bible.
I believe in nature around me and the stars I can measure above.

We are not the same.

no worries, get amongst it m8

*talks loudly and snaps pictures of the /brit/ faithful while wearing my baseball cap and holding an iced coffee*
Wow, what lovely architecture!

it'll be equivalent when the harris campaign files more than 60 lawsuits and has them all thrown out

BREAKING: Fucking idiots STILL believe anything the "news" tells them, even after consistently being lied to and those lies being rubbed in their faces

This is a screenshot of a post made by a virgin on Anon Babble in 2024

We at /brit/ support Palestian freedom fighters in their plight against their jewish oppressors

might just start doing shots of vodka until I pass out

ive taken the image and im saying i both made it and popularised it.
fuck all recourse for you.

CHRISTMAS IN JUST ONE MONTH X

I am very much looking forward to the Chinese century

what are you going to do about it?

How many days per week do you get drunk and do you get mega drunk on those days

I used to be ironically blackpilled on our prospects but now I think it's actually over

I am very much looking forward to India superpower 2030

A 22-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after a double shooting into a car which left an eight-year-old girl and her father with serious injuries.

They were both taken to hospital following the shooting on Southern Row in Ladbroke Grove at about 17:30 GMT on Sunday, and remain in a serious but stable condition, the Metropolitan Police said.

did they name a road after ladbrokes or other way around?

0
No

mate dunno how to tell you thos but that was back in like 300 BC

*starts playing drill rap through a tinny phone speaker from a pew at the back*

why the fuck would the uk or france send troops to ukraine when you can just send more weapons

1
50/50

>BREAKING: Fucking idiots STILL believe anything the "news" tells them, even after consistently being lied to and those lies being rubbed in their faces

we contend the election was rigged

well we can't change the election result now, so we won't even bother looking at your evidence - get out of my courtroom

SEE? THAT MEANS IT WASN'T RIGGED

it was so blatantly rigged that anyone who says it wasn't looks insane
might as well say men can have babies
oh wait...

1 day a week at most and no i rarely get mega drunk. i prefer not being a pathetic runt

they all look the same

How the fuck does this even make sense? Catch yourself on

PJW is a racist gay paedophile

mate, it's no dramas at all

timmy getting sent to shiver in dem ice cold trenches
cronem chiefing tooka in jamaica
mmhmm xx

just had a cry lads
gave dad a ring and told him im going to hand my rent notice in (again) and move back in with him i can’t stay in this fucking flat any more im so fucking depressed i don’t want to feel like this anymore i just want it to end

think of the superpowers that existed in the world 100-200 years ago
Austria Hungary
ottoman (turkey)
and how irrelevant they are now

that's us

25,000 ?

BREAKING: oh god oh fuck I just spilt ribena all of the new sofa and mums going to back in 20 minutes oh fuck oh fuck what do I do? what do I do? the kitchen role isn't working oh fuck

Kamala Harris been real quiet lately

DONE EEM

YOU'VE ONLY GONE AND DONE 'IM

boo hoo nigga
blog on

Maddi McCormack from Southend was targeted by a needle in a nightclub earlier this year.

“I was out clubbing, and the next thing I know, I was unconscious on the floor,” she said.

“I was needle injected. It has changed my perspective on life. I won’t go clubbing again.”

ive been spiked
i was at my brothers wedding, and throughout the night i got belligerent and struggled standing
eventually i had a taxi called and i left, spent the next two days in bed, vomiting, the whole lot
i think i was spiked on my 10th vodka and coke, but i never saw who did it

?
chin up

probably both the road and the gambling agents were named after the same 3rd party
probably lord ladbroke or something

waiting for the Pennsylvania results

A gravestone for Ebenezer Scrooge, left behind after the filming of a 1984 movie adaptation of A Christmas Carol, has been smashed.

starmers britain

Biscuit manufacturing infrastructures owners*

youtube.com/watch?v=CwjshPNrWtY

I stopped commenting on it over a decade ago

what's wrong, la?
is the flat that bad or is it living alone that's getting you?

what's up with your flat?

That's the way the cookie crumbles

paedo

Wouldn’t surprise me but any proof of this?

lord ladbroke

makes all the lads broke

nominative determinism at its finest

RIGHT. THATS IT.
*crawls through the floor grate and disappears into the shadows of the /brit/ crypt*

what's the difference

sooky la la

think of the superpowers that existed in the world 100-200 years ago

the British empire

by 'end it' presumably you actually mean 'i want attention'. otherwise why haven't you ended it?

Five thousand. Catch yerself on

The entire world seems so tense, anxious, depressed. Ready to explode.
We're on a knife edge, just like before both world wars.
Can we defuse the bomb? Or will death and misery ensue?

You're supposed to put a pillow between your thighs

why

mad how poo peng gay porn poo peng peng

Nina Galley, from Debenham, Suffolk, said she was spiked in October 2021 and believes the move could have a “big impact”.

“Not just me, but a couple of my other friends got spiked and nothing got solved because there just wasn’t enough evidence," she said.

“I don’t think it was seen as a serious thing and most people just thought, ‘You’ve got too drunk’, or that you’re attention seeking - but it’s not like that at all.

there are more than five current /brit/ posters that this could apply to

Yes. He is gay. A gay fascist. There's a 100% chance that means he's also a paedophile.

youse cunts are so fuckin cooked

My dad called from Greece and said the BBC was talking about drinking and clubs and asked me what "siking" means. Fucking esl my dad

A woman from Bristol is suffering from a brain injury after a suspected drink spiking incident on a night out.

Within a few hours of Simone White, 43, going out with friends, she started to feel "very strange", before collapsing and being rushed to hospital suffering with seizures.

Ms White's partner was called by friends and found her in an "aggravated" state

You're so brave. I can't believe the trauma and persecution you're facing right now.
We won't let your genocide be forgotten.
Just know the whole world stands with you right now pal. Free Palestine!

thought my little joke was at least mildly funny
not a you on that. gotta say, disappointed.

So there are probably about 3-4 dead (former) /brit/ posters

never send end it
i said i want it to end
i want me feeling like this to end

Any proof that he’s gay? No the picture of him with those two lads in the “vibrant gay district” isn’t proof before you post that.

Go have a shift in the factory and then you can tell me

business idea turn gaza into a big car park

missed it, what was it?

into zaza
i read that shit on Twitter

don't worry about it

I have another idea, why don't we turn your behind to a big car park? Catch yerself on

saw a pic of her. whoever wasted his spike on that should get his money back

I've checked both 4plebs and desuarchive so unless it's from b that's it

*gives you a hug*

Liverpool about to be 12 points clear at the top of the Premier League

nuclear war about to break out

fuck SAKE it’s like 2020/21 all over again with Covid :/

lived here with the gf and she left me and im so fucking depressed and lonely only time ive felt nearly this bad is during a particularly bad ocd episode when I was 14

Are you Greek or Irish?

I've outgrown /brit/
Literally just spend a minute here every few hours and I just can't be arsed to read any posts or post something

just threw up in my mouth and it tasted of Pringles

Think your mums arse is flat enough for the lot of us lad

Needle spiking: 'I'm losing out on my 20s and having fun'

Ms Ward was pictured enjoying her night out in Ipswich before she was spiked

On the night she was needle spiked, Ms Ward had enjoyed a few drinks at a club before walking a short distance to another venue.

It was there that her speech became slurred, she could not hold herself up and then she collapsed.

It's well known he's gay

Post proof, but I'm arbitrarily saying you can't use the evidence that I say is off limits!!!

He is pictured with men a lot of times and has never had a relationship with a female
He very clearly has the gay aura
You are coping

Once you pop you just can't stop

watching border security
really baffling why chinks are always trying to bring in weird and often rancid food without declaring it, they're such spackers, just incapable of going on a trip without bringing their disgusting cuisine with them

See you in a few minutes mate x

But rorke just said nukes were going to arrive Tomorrow

Jurgen Klopp must feel like a right wally walking away last season LOL

im Pringles intolerant but, just like you, i eat it anyway

Ottomans haven't been a superpower since the 1600s. They were called the sick man of Europe for a reason, you know. And Austria-Hungary basically got shagged for sport. Napoleon, Prussia, Italy.

if it swims but isn't a submarine, if it flies but isn't a bird, if it has legs but isn't a table... the chinese will try to eat it

rorke's mum raping his throat with her giant futa BBC

yea, regroup for the holidays

Didn’t think so. I accept your concession.

Daaaamn... Kys my dude

im going to feed grey squirrels acetone peroxide !

should have signed up for a gherkin membership where she can safely enjoy her 20s

sleeping on your back is for cunts

animeland's nice at this time of year

you will do no such thing

sir slag spiker

Why'd you do it then?

Enjoy being delusional I suppose, couldn't care less

I have a star on my flag that means I live on the other side of the river, but I appreciate your support for the cause.

We were shit last season, Klopp was totally checked out mentally by Christmas. No way we would have started as well under him.

im going to mix nail polish, hydrogen peroxide, and toothpaste and then heat it until the gas leaves

lol settle down randy savage

Nearly 70 percent of deaths in Gaza are women and children: UN

After much negotiation between me and his publicist, Hollywood megastar Chazz Palminteri will be here from 9:02 until 9:28. Get your questions prepared

>nuclear war about

?

He's joking, /brit/ is a pro israeli general especially after what you lot did to those girls in rotherham

that's terrible mate, sorry to hear that
it will get better with time
one day you'll realise you haven't thought about her in ages, and there won't be any pain, no feelings about her at all
best way to get to that point quickest (that i know of) is to get rid of anything that reminds you of her, so moving out might be best

watching a classic episode of Parkinson where Mousenonce is a guest

well, you see what's in the boats we get

couldn't care less

Weird how you’re clearly seething about it then lol

You really think the managers make any difference at all?

got a thin pillow that's like an inch or two thick and I sleep on my back, good for your posture ent it x

With guests like this, /brit/ is the new punk rock!

im too scared that ill swallow my tongue

ipswich mentioned

everyone be quiet Heathermong's doing his new special interest

haha they sent those little pakis flying

we

on the team are you?

Jews do this and still think they are chosen by God

now youse CAN'T leave haha
class scene that

rorke making an ice rink and cooling it with ammonia

And as per usual it's a woman he's seen on the internet
He literally does not have an existence offline

Based brainlet

so are we just blaming getting absolutely paralytic on "spiking" now

doing a think

unfortunately they breed like rats

pakis

Jess descend from Berbers and Turks

it's not jewish women and children getting killed is it

with their cousins, creating mongos

lost all ambition for worldly acclaim

Yes mate I’m Trent Alexander-Arnold, why?

Thank you for this over 5 years old Facebook post screenshot

Jews can do exactly what they want it's their world

my worl
not your s

worldly acclaim is shite anyway

No theyve already fled Israel

you might want to consider changing your attitude

No they have less than a year left
Around 4 months

*sets you on fire*

australia omitted from the image again

this is just like the universal pictures animation where every landmass is visible except australia, this is racist

We're here in Anon's bedroom, where just moments ago he masturbated to transexual porn. On the walls are ejaculate stains that have dried which his mother has asked him to clean but refuses to do so.

If we walk over to here, where just a day ago he sat sobbing, we can see the photo album of an ex girlfriend from a former life. We don't know her name, we don't know why he dated him.

What we do know is this: this is the bedroom of a virgin.

uh

A classic. I’ve wanked to that vid at least 100 times. So hot

moving back with dad and it’s going to be lush

i'm hearing that sleeping on your back is for cunts

smoking, drinking..

stay in school

Just woke up

this is Mark Zuccerberg with a beard

looks like a scruff

mental how all your 20s are to some people are just clubbing.
its fun now and again but its boring most of the time and a waste of money

3 women in their 20s arrested as Gardaí seize 6 “improvised explosive devices”
gript.ie/3-women-arrested-as-gardai-seize-6-improvised-explosive-devices/

they have gone drug mad

why does paul's keating's daughter hang out with jeffrey epstein
nonce freak

Ruby reads the Amazon product descriptions for a dozen books that ChatGPT told her were about Christmas and holds up the brand new, never-opened copies of several books to prove that she's read them AVVERY YEAHHHR since she was TWALVE.

God blass oss, avverywan.

yeah cus half of the fighting age men fled

now he needs a cowboy hat

i buy books and then read the pirated electronic version

pakettes probably

dont you have your own thread?
you fought for independence now fuck off outta our thread

oh noe i forgot to open up more electronic reading

you fought for independence

pardon?
and i'm on /fr/ as well

youtube.com/watch?v=zQ6HBbyJR34
choon

They’re going fucking overdrive with the psyops

no we don't. why do you keep saying this. you've known that there hasn't been a stable irish thread for a long time, over a year. every time you bring it up you just make yourself look dumber because you're acting like you don't know.

yeah i have night mode on and both of your flags look similar. sorry french bro i respect you guys but not the irish

What have you got there phil?

Well Tone, it appears to be a suicide note scribbled out to his family. The writing isn't very neat but in it you get the description of a life of a virgin.

It's a sad unhappy one. For example he goes on a tirade typical for his era against women, describes them as dogs and says if he had never been given a computer when he was younger he would have had a vastly different life.

And is that the case phil?

That's hard to say tone, we've never quite seen a case as sad or as I dare say with the individual's own words: 'as pathetic as this'

He is Greek

marshall jefferson version was better

you kind of messed them up desu
what's an irish but a brit with an identity crisis?

off my nut on olbas oil

i'm back lads. broken laptop charger lad here. spent all day literally watching telly like it was the 90s. just went to sleep a few hours ago as i couldn't take it any more. reckon my phone charger finished charging it around 6. couple of hours until it runs out again and i'm back on my arse. dire situation, truly horror film stuff.

I'd love to see Britain and France rule the world again
a better time

get it watched

youre brown

blog on you boring bastard

why are bonger women so built?

no I'm not there are multiple irish flags in this thread the communist is the greek, who talks about politics. stop acting like you don't know that multiple irish use this thread, it's silly.

you've made me feel absolutely dreadful

I love brown pussy

maus maus
maus!

Why are all of our satire Onion copycats so shite?
newsthump.com/2024/11/25/petition-to-remove-keir-starmer-from-office-helpfully-providing-a-nice-long-list-of-the-nations-dumbest-imbeciles/
This isn't even satire it's just some mong seething that people could be opposed to Starmer

arse worms are itching again

people will do a lot of work to earn more money
but they won't think twice about saving money
even though saving money doesn't come with extra payment of taxes like earning money does

i dont know because i dont keep up with the irish mate.
i mean you dont want anything to do with us so why shit up a british thread about something happening in ireland? it's like me posting a german article in a polish thread.

i have a stockpile of over a dozen Morrisons own brand diet cola bottles because i keep just going to the shop to buy stuff I don’t need because im so depressed and lonely lads

Logan Paul had a baby!??? o.o
or i mean his wife did

i blame the panel shows personally

awobabobob?

So painfully shite. They can't even lampoon the establishment because they're as much a part of it as their targets

wow no replies on ths mauspost

redditthump is just wank

youtube.com/watch?v=ifsV-7JDFh0

40 mins until my parcel supposedly arrives or postponed

Christ that's so fucking pathetic

:) ty

nps

mental how i just want a partner who will love me and she can do whatever she wants yet someone this is considered insane and unreasonable by society

RIGHTS FOR GAYS
OH YEAH

foggy breath

good question jess

do you ever yearn?

youtube.com/watch?v=b7pE8AG1jjE

do you like this sleeve?

hasn't been a good evening /brit/ with just lads trying to make people laugh in a long time

prostitute

how am i supposed to get the teabag out of the boiling water without a teaspoon
it's cameron doing the dishes with his sleeves down all over again

pretty obvious

always
daydreaming is my thing

You ever hear the one about the vegetable philosopher?

I think, therefore I yam.

see the life i've had could make a good man, turn bad

IM OUT HERE ON MY OWN HAVING A MENTAL TIME

good 10-15 second burp haha

Are you Irish diaspora?

hey lads...

finally the guardian returning to its roots

just pull it out with your fingers you wimp

Clean shaven.
Always.

Yams are actually fruits

i smelled something in a dream the other night

sporting the biggest beard i've ever had

they get paid to say shitpost like this. Kinda based

Yam it, fruitball

mustaches and clean shaven are alright
anything else makes you look scruffy

level 5 skibidi rizzing Ohio cultural victory for Ohio

i like looking scruffy

Dont know what I want in life

i'm tarquin

i'll just stick my fingers in boiling hot water then will i?
that's what you do is it?

once poured into a cup it's only like 80 to 90 degrees
doesn't hurt

Plus by the time it’s brewed and you’ve added the milk it’s usually fine. Lads obviously just a melt

you sound like you think irish people are like sinn féin.

deleting all the dating apps and social media
mental elf and just getting through the next few months has to be my priority

i dont speak your language, no idea what that means.

Think I'm gonna send off to get my gen 1 Charizard pokemon card rated. Not 1st edition but I think it looks pretty nice still.