All of your cunts american diaspora are immediately teleported back to your cunt, how does your nation fare?

full of your kind

youtube.com/watch?v=rNhfieU2Xt8

off to corsica, you

we get millions of those schwäbisch speaking amish dudes

We combine our culinary traditions to craft the ultimate sausage

why would an argentine, or anyone else for that matter, move to fucking miami unless they were a woman who wanted to cheat on her husband with an ethnic rainbow of gigachads?

everyone knows miami is a shithole beyond redemption for decades now, a city only good for drugs, sex, and some day god's wrath as the water level claims it

What kind?

irish? northern ingerland
rich? switzerland
poor? austria

Get a bunch of Minnesotans and some religious crazies if they kept it up.

My lunch waitress yesterday was an argie that first went to Italy for citizenship then decided she'd rather serve tables in Miami

You make that sound like a bad thing.
So Oakland but cold? I've seen worse.

nah, scandi midwesterners act essentially the same here as they do there

what happens to afro americans with significant anglo DNA?

50 million people, huh? it would be a crisis of unheard proportion. government would summon every single German household to shelter as many people as possible, but also try to spread the burden to other European countries. logistics for food and necessities would come to their limits and we'd probably need aid from the international community. assuming German airports can only process a few ten thousand people per day, it would take a long time, maybe a year for all of them to return to America. the whole affair would have a lasting impression on Germany, I don't know if we'd get through without some major political and economical turmoil

lmfao
i am sorry that you have to live in miami anon

They go to brazil

Frankfurt has a reputation as "crime city" or "drug city" among other Germans, but in reality that's like 5% of the city and has little impact on what it feels like to live here. It's comfy

Got people emigrating because they were poor and had few opportunities, and some because they felt religiously oppressed. Dunno how large the second group was though.

looks like you guys would finally need lebensraum once again
imagine the kino of sending gigantic, obese german-americans to fight gigantic, obese polish-americans in Silesia

brazil

anglo dna

it's JUST the entire area around the trainstation bro

oh wait no there are junkies on the streets below the skyscrapers too
frankfurt is a shithole, i am sorry you must live there

imagine the kino of sending gigantic, obese german-americans to fight gigantic, obese polish-americans in Silesia

you have this matchup twice a year though?

I don't know much about french americans. I guess in the north east they're just an other sort of quebecois and in Louisiana they're rednecks hunting gators in the bayou

youtube.com/watch?v=s8JM2nuKtkI She has a slight Scandinavian twang. Could've thought she was a Swede with a good American accent.

>brazil

>anglo dna

Mixed

Yup, to brazil

louisiana

rednecks

red

implying sunburn

80% migration background, 97%(!) for children under 10

Bro it’s just 5% of the city oder sowas

Sunny, highs around 27°C all week

Uhh, thanks?

I was born in Ukraine so that means I get drafted along with the rest of them

So we get all the obese, opioid-addicted chuds? Sovl

no, anglo dna means they must go elsewhere, it has to be a protestant land. Anglo-Africans go to South Africa, i suppose.

To brazil they go

If all of our diaspora world wide came back here we'd become a super power by 2030, unfortunately they prefer to larp as Italians in the East coast, Brazil and Argentina

27C in winter

hell on earth
humans are not meant to live in climates which go above 25C
the entire state is an abortion which only exists due to man's arrogance, it's like vegas but with more power in congress.

This map is super gay because it should be almost entirely British flags.

Americans have this thing where if they have English/British ancestry they will just say they're American because it's not trendy or cool.

Meanwhile all the MUH HERITAGE mongs will gladly tell you that they are 1/64th German or French.

no, real protestants, aka Lutherans/Anglicans/etc. not meme baptist-spawned evangelicans of the new world (btw sorry your pope is an insane thirdie who is going to saintify goku, sucks to be an old world catholic right now lol)
and brazil is still a solidly "larps as catholic" country

Honestly I wouldn't mind that,
Austria also sounds nice

they will just say they're American because it's not trendy or cool.

did you guys fight some wars or something? you seem upset

To brazil they go

My Dad is of German descent and my mom is of Colombian descent. What would happen to me?

spainjeet mad about anglos

somehow got it into his brain that brazil has anglos

nope. they go to south africa

Streets where you get the whole crime, sex and drugs vibe are only 5%. of course there's more migrants, but that's another discussion

>it's JUST the entire area around the trainstation bro

oh wait no there are junkies on the streets below the skyscrapers too

yes, because these skyscrapers are IN the Bahnhofsviertel? Most Frankfurters seldom go there, when you have to go to the train station you take the subway and see nothing of crime, sex and drugs. it's just a rookie mistake

*magics you off to south brazil*

see

it's just a rookie mistake to walk on the street, everyone who is smart knows you have to dodge those who live above ground by taking the ubahn like you're trapped in a post-apocalyptic novel

i walked 5 fucking minutes to a hotel (i guess i should have taken the u-bahn and walked backwards?) and in that time i saw multiple people try to start fights with the police who were far too accepting of said violence towards them

silly you, getting a cheap hotel near the train station. the cheap hotels are always in bad neighborhoods no matter where you go. be more rich next time

Absolute kino. Imagjne them riding into battle in their f150s and mobility scooters, and jousting with baseball bats

That map is nowhere near accurate

The "irish" in the south are scots-irish, which are ethnically scots and northern english who settled the Ulster Plantation in Northern Ireland in the 1600s. In the UK, they'd be called Ulster Protestants.

The Upland South is nowhere near as German as this map says it is. The Ozark region of Arkansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, souther Illinois and all of Kentucky except the counties across the river from Cincinatti should be english or scots-irish.

I have absolutely no idea why the Carolinas or southern Virginia are German. The idea that South Carolina is predominantly German is probably the most ridiculous part of the map.

East Texas isn't that Mexican. North Texas isn't that Mexican.

Acadiana doesn't extend that far north in Louisiana.

Mexicans aren't the most common ancestry in Chicago (it's probably blacks).

The black belt of the south should also be black.

The west and mountain west isn't as german as the map shows.

South Florida should be Cuban, and Central Florida is more likely to be Irish or Italian than German, considering most Florida transplants are from the Northeast megalopolis.

Pic related is a more accurate map.

cheap

it's about getting to the hotel as fast as possible since you know your 22:00 train will be in at 02:30 because it's the fucking bahn and you only have to be there for roughly 27.23 hours.
to be fair i was cucked into going back a second time by friends and that time i only remember people drinking at bars
regardless i am required to inform you that the city in which you live is a shithole

this is a shithole because muh crime

alright, Jannick-Alexander from Bochum Grumme

Lots more Jews I'd guess

Nigger belt is irish

That explains a lot of things..

whoa did you know we have SKYSCRAPERS? just like poland, frankfurt is now first world!

you could legitimately set up a portal between skid row and your city and people could only tell the difference because the language changed

Un-over

Or as it's called in Germany, Hanover!

Why do Brits always get buttmad about this very specific topic

You're obsesses with this shit because you listen to too much Deutschrap. I read the local newspaper every day, there's hardly anything noteworthy going on. All I ever read about is burglaries in the suburbs, senior citizen scams and the occasional pepper-spray robbery. Deutschrap deliberately created the image of Frankfurt as hardcore because it sells

hehe

Minnesota was always a weird outlier.

To brazil they go