/cum/ - canada usa mexico

She's just showing people how she lives with her deformity it's not like shes on video next to a black person or anything

bit homophobic aren't you?
sucking dick and gargling cum is a very admirable and valuable vocation.
just ask your MOM!

I asked and she said you're a faggot

she's just bitter b/c she's not used to being turned down

YOU TEACH ME AND ILL TEACH YOU

my last two ejaculations have been very disappointing

I hate niggers

If I were president I would make sure that all men had big fat juicy loads
No man who shoots small loads can be a happy man, and I would make sure that never happened again

never understood why piglet's voice had to make sound like some 90 year old faggot granpa

stunning and brave. i kneel for your courageousness

I just said I hate niggers

The smell of cucumbers makes me go crazy
Absolutely love those things

What is the purpose of the nettle piss experiments?

hello

Gm /cum/mers

morning bud

Yeah I like cucumbers

they're like 95% water you freakazoids

so are we...

3000 word essay due at midnight

haven't started

it's going to be a long day

No, we are 60% water
FREAKAZOID

Yes they're delicious, cheap and hydrating
I eat a salad at least twice a day
Makes my pooping a very enjoyable experience too

take off your coat
it's gonna be a long night

cope

youtu.be/ERwxZtWJWbg

I eat a lot of meat too
Just love all kinds of food and love preparing it

Chris Chan has a girlfriend and is going to have kids before you do

LMAO

If true that kids life is over before it even began

The world is scary

So mexicants apparently owe texas 90 years of water. Or something.

americans measure water in years

MEEEEHM!

O algo

you only give me your funny paper

you're a diet american

yes hon?

business idea: sepuku

Meehm can I have sex with you?

Oh no Eric, sex with mommy is a big no-no

which one?

how does F1 differ from A6?

But Myeeem, I wanna have se-eex with you. Otherwise my friends won't think I'm kewwwl! myeem myyyee-ee! (whines)

hate this

this is your own fault for waiting until the last minute you dummy

niggas and brown people be like: top left only even if she is fat & ugly

Awww okay sweetie, I'll go and get undressed now

is this considered gay porn

smells like poo in /cum/ today

Heh sweet!

too many leaves scurrying around

sorry i just had my morning coffee so i let out a large stinky fart

me in the middle

is it time?

me on the left in this retarded, brown AI slop image

i missed out on playing virtually all vidya from 2010 onwards because of college/life/etc. i'm building my first gayman pc, and steam sales and black friday sales are starting up.
what games should i look at?

pacman

Dragon's Dogma (not 2), Diablo 2, HOMM3 Hota, THPS4, Blade of Darkness, Elden Ring.

you on the right (incredibly grumpy about AI but holding it in for the image)

me on the left btw. my boobies are bigger than american anon's.

Dead space 1 and 2. FEAR 1 and 2.

we only play gacha games in the future

whoa whoa Spinster stop flirting with me plz

im not spinster

don't play coy now miss

Yeah but ur not 2d

I regret to inform you all that I did not sleep. Ah, c'est la vie.

I remember being surprised at how much better the audio was in Dead Space 2. Also remember some mall level

even if i was spinster, i would never have sex with you

so tsundere

Cute >.<

I miss when Goodwill had video games

HOMM3 Hota

I remember playing the original game a lot back on my dad's old PC, is this some kind of fan mod?

THPS4

I don't see any remasters for this, do you just mean playing the original game from 2002?
Thanks anon, those are from right around the time I stopped and I've heard good things, I'll check them out.
I know Genshin and Hoyo games are popular but I have no interest in gachas. All coomers must die.

women around the world have passed an order to avoid sex with all canadian males

I never have and never will play a gatcha game but they make a lot of hot girls to jack off to so I can thank them for that

business idea: semen, milk and creampies inc.

Why do zoomers shave their pubes i fucking hate it man

not knowing

why are you looking at men's pubes?

I meant women....

Deadspace 1 is untold kino. If you're going to get the NON remaster from last year I recommend a graphics enhancement mod thing that adds some eye candy

they got indoctrinated via porn

women have been shaving their pubes for a long long time anon...
this is not specific to zoomies

i think he's trying to say the percentage of zoom women shaving pubes is higher than prev generations.

90% of girls i either take home or see posting nudes/OF are shaved
I frickin hatw the barbie doll look

your mom does not count

you've never taken home a girl

my gf is hairier than me sometimes (shes italian)

Normiepost
NORMIEPOST!

The only body hair I don't shave are my armpits because it gets too sweaty and I don't like antiperspirant. But I still trim it to the point where it's not really noticeable anyways

It isnt often im not a regular girl slayer but its every month or 2

i equip my +2 sword of girl slaying

this is a normie general on a normie board. please act accordingly, or go to robot9000 if you cannot.

is this some kind of fan mod

Yeah.The definitive HOMM3 experience.

don't see any remasters for this

Correct.

Anon Babble has become reddit-lite

Anon Babble has become reddit-lite

it's more like just reddit now. Reddit has become facebook or something

i don't disagree, but there's no other site that captures the spirit of 2005 Anon Babble. that world is dead.

Moderation and janitors here are all discord tranny freaks

I can't into normie but id rather put myself through a wood chipper than browse r9k

Discord has been a net negative. We should've never left irc.

uh that's 6-12 girls a year which is way more than most men

cum con sex

I swear I'm not a normie guys I only fuck once a month! I have wizard powers too!

1 hour until cum becomes active

Some normies, I assume, are good people

Normalfags aren't even having sex nowadays. It's an increasingly smaller group of Chads

im white somehow
ive verified I haven't fucked up my measurements too cause theres only 1 specific size at the store that fits

I'm crazy

I wish success on everyone here even if I don't know them and am unsure if I like them

In 500 years humanity will not have ugly people

I wish to die

wish you the same bud

only ugly people*

Ugly people aren't fucking. Only the top tier of people are procreating

top tier people are having casual sex, not procreating

ummmm have you looked at india? their population is only growing

powerful post
take notes, faggots

fitness is more than just a product of appearance

fitness is more than just a product of evolutionary desirable traits.

Thanks. I'm actually srs

i don't know what i'm looking at or what your comment is implying

Why you depress me. I was having good day then you say these things. You go now.

It's below replacement rate

Not srs about this guy dying af course

odds: I'll be fine and this is just temporary
evens: I'll have to go to the hospital again and my Christmas ruined
0: I'm gay and I die in my sleep tonight

i think bulgaria anon is that one youtuber who is always in the hopsital and posts his shittily drawn sentais

transgenerational epigenetic inheritance
STANDS IN YOUR PATH

good afternoon sirs

its only noon on the east coast it isnt afternoon anywhere in the usa

afternoon bud

My youtube channel is only for my music.

Do my shoulders look wide?
275 pounds at 6 foot 2 btw

good noon sir

Noon is 12pm. Afternoon is 12:00:01PM

fatty

i can see your pp

cope

gusic

unironically how do i balance how hot i find eating pussy vs my fear of throat cancer

burgers?

What's that mean?

Well you can have her tested for hpv
But keep in mind that most men eat pussy and most men don't have throat cancer

Just make sure she doesn't have HPV bro

You aren’t going to get throat cancer from eating a girl out anon.

at least from that angle, yes they look wide.

lick dat pussay

women like when you're 60iq impulsive baboon, women don't like intellectuals like me

Need me a gf with that water sprinkler laugh.

male gf

Urkl what are you doing in Jamaica

Just at a cookie.

*bussy
ftfy

Thanks

I like my coffee like I like my trannies.

kys

Also I'm going to try to get them wider with heavy lifting back in the states

Uh

I'm kinda hungry bros

who likes their coffee hanging by a rope?

hate to inform you, but you fall into the former category, not the latter

What's it like to have friends
Never really had one who didn't just wanted to be friends because of my stuff

I'm drinking covefefe rn

having friends is like being white

no :)

I hate coffee.

People want to be you while hating you at the same time ?

woke up this morning and i look and sound like this
youtube.com/watch?v=9yj7gWialMc

Honestly same

just discovered what nonwhite think about whites

good afternoon

you will die from aids or some other fag related sex disease haha

Freedom fucking shits

holy fuck carniggers are so retarded towards road skiers. twice today cars yelled at me to get off the road. the fuck nigger do you see that the sidewalks were shoveled and are bare? fuck off! skiers are more oppressed than cyclists.

not if i dont have sex and remain a virgin :)

this is the first thing i saw this morning someone sent this to me on insta

youtube.com/shorts/Hzz6N57t-fs

I have a crush on this woman after seeing this video.

how expensive is gas in canada

afternoon bud

I enjoy sex withb women desu

only a chad could see the value in spending 100million to make rockets because 8million per rocket was too high

you have no idea how much sex i'm gonna have once i get my drivers license

i certainly have no idea. care to give us a rough figure

people killing animals, people, and the environment, without remorse, are psychopaths

more news at 11.

Should I go buy some beef patties here ?

get off the road pal, nobody wants to drive 40 under to accomodate rollertismos

a lot

nigger i can afford car and a gas i have over 300 thousand dollars available to spend right now. i just dont want to lmao!

300 thousand dollars

in USD or CAD monopoly money?

k

finally got a job offer but I dont want to do it(I applied for it out of desperation)

regardless its enough to buy like... 30 decent cars lol!

my nigga i was skiing in a 30 zone and the cars were still buttblasted!

another capitalist venture crushed by big pharma

what's the job?

you won't pass the interview

finally got a blowjob offer from your mom but I dont want to do it(I applied for it out of desperation)

receptionist
already did the interview

what if we kissed in the orgone box?
haha just kidding.... unless?

Good luck anon. I mean if you are going to take it or something o algo

good luck.

What if we soaked in the orgone box haha…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice)

just seen some swifties complaining about how her concert tickets are too hard to get & expensive because of corporations buying the tickets for giveaways and this is late-stage capitalism. It's like these people only know one song and they try to sing it everytime

what kind of hustles do you do as third world immigrant refugee?

1- take welfare despite having thousands back home
2- order uberats, 20 dollar coupon for 25, make new account for every order make sure to order as much food as possible. put 20 dollars on tip always so it gets delivered fast as possible, then edit tip to 0, make new account repeat.
3- grocery app, 50 dollar cashback for 100 dollar order. order all rotisserie chicken, they have 3-4 tops. rest gets refunded and you still get cashback.
4- buy chinese knockoff replicas from aliexpress, buy real ones from amazon, refund the fakes to amazon and sell it on marketplace
5- fake gofundme pages for bullshit stuff, pocket the cash
6- start your own company, fake tax returns with a lot of revenue and expense, take a big loan and declare bankruptcy. repeat after 7 years.

It hurts.

whats the move, /cum/?

fuck off bitch

i made over 10k this month by buying replicas from pandabuy, and ordering same luxury brands online then refunding the replicas.
i sold all original luxury items on marketplace for 80% of original price.

This kind of rizz wont work on me.

I don’t get people complaining about capitalism. What is this, 1880? The modern Canadian government’s spending accounts for a larger share of the economy than the Soviet government under Stalin

for me it's going in, looking at no one, not saying a word, staring at my phone during recess and then leaving, repeat this every day

provide financial advice about how to avoid living paycheck to paycheck

Why are people so racist against indians, again?

still don't understand why people think that god almighty, creator of the infinite universe and master of all things, cares if you touch your pp
very strange

For a good reason.

which ones?

they don't even know what capitalism is, they just use it as a catch all for everything they are mad about. It's like those ancap fedora guys that call everything communism.

Sometimes I get like 30+ grams of fiber in a day

It's because they're psueds that think they're great and everyone should love them when they're actually terrible. Loud, smelly, filthy, annoying. Rude AF. Take advantage of host countries then complain when they aren't accommodated more. I fucking hate jeets so much it's unreal

just get welfare and work cash jobs why the fuck would anyone work for temp agencies lol

Dots. Though it's a rhetorical question, I already know why

See They are incredibly obnoxious online and they are becoming a plague irl.

Hoping for a skrib game before I get sent to the hospital and die there alone.

All sins are either self-destructive or societally-destructive, and generally involve taking something normal to an unhealthy extreme. It’s hard to deny that masturbation can get out of hand in our era of widespread pornography addiction, the “gooning” social phenomenon, etc

Why do you need to go to the hospital to die alone

Wdym. For lots of unskilled people and thirdies who don't mind earning min wage those jobs are perfect

if you're desperate, you're not in a position to be picky. good luck with the job and try not to be too autistic when dealing with customers.

if i move to america and get a uber eats job will you let me marry your sister?

I just made some refried beans and they're delicious. Thank you Mexico.

I don't have a sister

Out of sight out of mind
Not out of sight always on my mind
Thats tough buddy

god caring about the masturbation habits of people is like if i suddenly had a keen interest in governing the mating habits of an anthill in the front yard

mind on my money and money on my mind
(CAN IT BE THAT IT WAS ALL SO SIMPLE?)
CREAM get the money
DOLLA DOLLA BILL Y'ALL

Because it hurts and I'm bleeding again.

refried beans

not actually refried

for the kraut: i just read that in Germany they charge you 75 euros per day for any prison time (to cover housing, food, etc). is that really true? that seems wild to me, that's more expensive than what most people could afford, especially when they don't have a job while in prison.

So I'm not allowed to jerk off once a day because some people jerk off four times a day???

Yw

paying for your time in prison

nigga what

Don't know nor do I really care. I don't plan on going to prison.

there is NO WAY that the German government is charging the infinity Arabs, Turks, and Africans to stay in prison. White germans maybe, but no way otherwise.

I have a wood ant mound nearby and I patiently wate for their nuptial flights so I can capture elates and breed them with ones from other nests

can't charge anything if you have nothing which people in prison usually do

tinder date has "ethical non-monogamy"

look inside

she has sex with other men and you have sex with men

did i sum that up correctly? why do women push for this

I wish I was in Dixie :(

For me, It's The Rose of Alabama.

im gonna poop you up!...
im gonna fart you UP!

Blacks (& a few browns) online keep saying StarLink "stole" millions of votes.

it Is EXACTLY 07:17PM CET and my tushy Has to study 3 hours and 37 minutes before le day Is le over
Can you say anything comforting to my tushy?
this Is a nightmare

would you care if your gf a rug munching? no, because it's hot

women don't push for that
she is a whore doing slut activities

why do women push for this

so they can fuck multiple people? use your brain

What's the deal with socks?
one second they're here and the next they're gone!

FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!!

always cracks me up how euros hate americans for being fat and ignorant but love the region most known for being fat and uneducated

it's, and i cannot stress this enough, NEVER that

it's much easier to simply believe that most of the country is completely retarded.
which also happens to be true.

you wouldn't know

they don't

t. turk in canada as refugee who lived in germany before

*bass line*
BUM, BA BUH BUH BUMP, BUH BUH

pppp....pppooooop! plop!

fuck off seinfeld

most of the country is completely retarded

I mean if you ever get a job that involves working with the public this becomes an inescapable fact

how euros hate americans for being fat and ignorant

for all the hate you niggas get I like Americans, I think you guys are alright. the confederacy had SVUL tho

why is no one paying attention to my pooping and farting rn? the pajeet culture really rubbed off on /cum/......

t. turk in canada as refugee who lived in germany before

More proof I am the only White Canadian in /cum/

More proof I am the only White Canadian in /cum/

white canadians are browner than me

canada is 20% white maximum, in US its below 10%

Diagnosis: terminally Brown

my dna test says 98% white (northwestern euro) and 2% native roughly (if we ignore "unidentified") am i brown

this is considered white in north america black eyes black hair

Im a brotha, ackshually

i'm english :>

hair color has no correlation with whiteness

youtu.be/fuV4yQWdn_4?si=UWGAza5e4VsrGqkH
:3

black hair

it looks to me like he had brown hair and when it greyed it started looking darker ("salt and pepper")

t. let me tell you who is white

You can't be looking like this talking Mehmet

only white candidate in canadian elections

i unironically think conservatives hate him because he is white and rest of so called whites are brown

blue eyes and light brown hair he is handsome he can't be a bad leader if you look good you are good

light brown hair

nigga my hair is lighter than that and IM 2% NATIVE

you mean lesser wales?

man he really fucked up the country, but you gotta admit, he's a total hunk

imagine calling yourself white while having same eye and hair color as this man

but saar my skin is 1 shade whiter

if you wanna see real white man look here

cubans

white

So in a roundabout way redditleaf admitted:

he is brown

he likes Trudeau and supports him because he is whiter

Can't say this is a surprise

the “gooning” social phenomenon, etc

some would dare say......ritual......
it doesn't take a genius to see masturbation and porn is sick and best avoided

white = good
brown = bad
simple as that trudeau is whiter than simple goy
if you want my vote put a blonde man like trump

Are the Canadian "Conservatives" closer to the Democrats or Republicans

last time we had this debate the American sociology major started sperging out

sociology major

He’s Irish (adopted by a French homosexual, hence the name)

's hair is the same colour as trudeau's but greyed

redpill me on the canadian country