/brit/

not sure i want to imagine that

FOLC

yeah well if you can't manage to talk to a girl despite being at university then you were never gonnat talk to them in seminars you dysgenic freak

fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul

corrrtex haha

Ate a kiwi just now., not had one in ages. Yummy

not a personality trait. is copy-pasting the same "catchphrase" though. it is announcing a report
go to jail
that reminds me that i saved a picture for prisonscrew anon

Planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant

DOCTOR! this one's got mongolian blue spot on its knob! can you kiss it better?

you're a freakish ghoul who doesn't deserve to share my oxygen

fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul

Just witnessed some ban evasion.

I had a friend group with girls in last year but I dropped them because I'm a mentally ill freak
my point is outside of a friend group there's 0 chance to ever interact with girls outside of clubs

diego harassing the mentally ill again

freakish post

she got that apple bottom jeans jeans boots with the fur the fur

kill me

friendly fire some would say

Toby, you better not be ban evading again...

airbnb update

She said the towels and sheets were dirty - I mean I'd assume they'd be cleaned anyway? Fucking cunt. I'll torch the place.

i am not like you not gay evading things such as the question

yea its my favoroute genreal on this website but were is your cool posts?

How bout that pricksh faish when he shaw the gyatt

i am, unlike you not gay avoiding the q because i am yes and now what

What a stupid bitch

Ok lads, be le me, right? Be le me, yeah, and -- hold on, g

bit of gay sex up the arse

LE SPLITTING THE G ON A GUINNES XDDDD

yeah everyone thinks they're funny today yeah?

TOBEWARD! I told you to get OFF the computer! GET OFF IT, NOW!!!

holding my own hand up instead of resting it on bed or my laptop to pretend im feeling the touch of another human

found a scan of the average povertyball fan

epic broooo

(8) negai yo kaze ni notte, yoake no kane wo narase yo
tori no you ni, my wishes over their airspace
musuu no nami wo koe, asu e tachimukau anata wo
mamorita mae, my life I trade in for your pain.
furimukazu habatake
kono omoi wo hakonde, ano sora wo tondeku
mirai wa dare ni mo uchiotosenai (8)

poo

got back from a 3 day ban de lads

which part is the wrong part

canada flag speaking chinese

ah yes

Rachel Reeves sex arse

wow, this is what a
brain abscess looks like, as opposed to cysts

me 45 minutes after being banned and turning off my router

shaking my fat gyatt for the rizzler x

another victim of the janny melty complex

I would
I so would
and bridget
I SO WOULD

i couldnt be arsed honestly

anyone else getting the new captcha? mental

Anon Babble pass niggas would never be able to do this

2 mins nofap streak

going to ease up and go slow until dinner is over, captain
then like i said it will be the challenge to open up another

my ass could never do this in a certain place

VOTE AKHMED YAKOOB FOR WEST MIDLANDS MAYOR!
VOICE FOR THE VOICELESS!
LEND GAZA YOUR VOTE!

Getting banned for posting images of Peter Griffin?? What the heck!

ree ree poo shit gay
lover of the big brit bog

FOY

sir captain major tom sex arse

where? a paediatric ward?

Absolutely no Peters are to be posted.

barefoot 16 yo gf

currently holding space

camera
toilet
4K

got the diarrhoea

CURRENTLY HOLDING SHIFT

conjugating a noun

Saw "Wicked".

I hope you are all doing better than america

preponderance

Just had another Nespresso lads

at this time?!?!

Yep. Deal with it leftypol

And the verdict?

Was it wicked mate?

Gf take you to see it?

did you really like it? was it, was it wicked?

can you confirm that space was held for queer media?

Absolutely cream crackered
Not used to this toil malarkey

tyrant
with BAs in psychology
seggs

i dont give a frick if im being honest

fascinating phenotype

that's powerful
i had no idea that was happening

good can't wait for part 2

yh

um

Saw "Madame Web" at the theater.

You didn't go to the cinema alone, right?

ok i will read them

AAAAAAAAAYYYYY! Salvatore forgot his grandmother’s meatball recipe from Old Country. Alfredo Vicelli is a mad man, capische! Bada bing bada boom!

Saw "Morpheus" on a 11:50pm flight from Dubai to Heathrow

theater

FOY

went with a gay mate
i was the only straight bloke there

Based, fuck heartberg

did you think this post was funny when you was typing it out?

Harry and William

The Harrying of the North was carried out by William

interesting technique, most of your lot just come on dinghies

Thanks for the backup mate, I appreciate it.

um

Yeah mate, you were the straight one

*made man

Moved to Canada

Do an MBA

Get a corporate consulting job (I hate it)

Get laid off after a year

Get another (I hate it, although a little less)

Laid off again

Start a business

One year into it and I don't think its going to be a success, I need to start making more money

Start looking for work but realize I have no real skills beyond "business" and "analysis"

Feel like an absolute and utter failure, and now I can't go back with my tail between my legs. What should I do?

wow i bet realizing that and acting to move fast and solving the problem to diffuse the timebomb felt really good ^o^

going in, yea

watching martin morning

Bet he sniggered and niggered while he was typing, thinking it would be a hit and a total screaming-bradley magnet

Hood up
Not to shelter me from the rain but just to give myself a bit of extra protection from the wind, which is, for my money, a bit too strong right now

desuarchive.org/int/search/text/"only straight bloke there"/

red, hot, angry tobies

Tobington have a fume

playing the smallest violin in the world for you you whinging cunt

living in filth me. Will be launching everything into bin bags shortly

Dunno mate, I'm a Business Analyst and I've been "doing" it for 5 years without building any useful skills or experience

an MBA

Crypto speculation looms for you

And the very latest from The Fucking Bitch??

and no, shant be killing myself thanks

alditoil beckons
it's a hard life

Idea
Minimum wage people receive benefits

Dubai to Heathrow

DEANOOOOOOOOOO

boo hoo nigga

I'm too sensitive for this cruel evil world

So does Arian Grande have cancer or summat? She looks horrible

>Moved to Canada

>Do an MBA

saar

i think shes pretty

anorexiana

leftypol's new gear

Same reason why Emma Watson and Bonnie Wright look like they’re in their 60s - shes vegan

how'd you get it? I think I'll try and get something like that
have you ever completely destroyed yourself professionally and financially in just 12 short months? Having now to pick up the pieces at the geriatric age of 31

xer president

flossing my teeth until my gums bleed

The Woke Mod

I got a scholarship so I didn't take debt or pay the exorbitant fees that the asians pay (even still it wasn't worth the money)

i thought punk jackets needed spikes

Shoving a wire pipe cleaner down my urethra until my cock splits in two

how'd you get it? I think I'll try and get something like that

Just went for a junior role out of uni
On £45k now, but could probably have bumped it up to about £65k if I'd made smart career moves and actually tried

Yes Barney, what is it. Great Scott! It's Gordon Freeman!

is it worth buying a flat
could get a nice 2 bed in my city with my £21k (£26k in april) LISA as a deposit

scremaign

maybe the paracetamol (it was confused with general pain by parents and physicians) helped to protect the brain as a lot of it was given out, and this was a different outcome to the paper from the NLs, which (in that) said that the brain of neonates may be affected more by inflammation

fuck me. I fell for the further education meme and now im fucked, financially.

punk

lol

proper dad core meme this

hello..
im glad ur back
^-^

boo hoo nigga shut the fuck up

remember the baby head gimmick

youtube.com/watch?v=UWLqF-Ss1d0
are man gazza corrrr gwarn son

Train has stopped in the middle of a viaduct
Death looms

And the back

the lads hovering over the shut down button as we speak. another monday done and dusted ay team?

im off til thursday!!

The results are in

lol the nurse even took her mask off and walked over from another room to deliver not like when someone births their own and baby ought to be put in the mothers arms to see her face ASAP
STAT

looks like that at 25

still has a wife and kid

Sheep on the line haha the madlads

I've never had sex

always the youths with the don't know

Me in the 19%

today, on History of /brit/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/84221625/#84222705

Punch magnet. My advice? Wear a plain t-shirt and jeans instead

me in the 3%

don't know

I like christmas but can't bring myself to put a tree up on my own and then take it down again with only me ever having seen it

so what

why not?

Was once battered so hard at school that my pants got ripped off and they ended up in a tree for a whole year.

Perhaps meet a woman and start a family?

thats easy for you to say

did you know that within ten minutes of birth, I caught a whiff of my own noggin and was girning like a mad bastard

...yh i'll just got to the woman & family orchard and take one of those trees home shall I...

I change my desktop wallpaper to something Christmas themed to get me in the mood

The woman might have something to say about that.

gaming peaked in the first 6 months of fortnite

/gf 2025/ bros, how are we feeling? Little over a month to get ready

Mmmmmm

. Two neonates in our series had normal neurological examination and CSF microscopy despite extensive
white matter abnormalities on MRI, a finding reported in 1 of
10 neonates in a Dutch series of neonatal HPeV-3 encephalitis
[17], suggesting that such abnormalities may be more common
in the acute stage than identified.

it was paracetamol! does paracetamol go into the brain? probably not :( right?
but if it was IV paracetamol then they mightve added it in saline solution, and saline IV is good for cranial hypertension i think

the virus acts (as i understand it so far) in causing cysts by causing a lack of oxygen - neonates in the study had blood perfusion/respiratory issues, including Kawasaki disease, so it could be the paracetamol helping to reduce vessel inflammation, to deliver more oxygen to the brain, regardless of whether it did enter the brain

dont worry about it

this time last year I had a girl in the palm of my hand but she was brown and I didn't find her attractive
been lonely since then haha

cysts occurring due to the lack of oxygen present, caused by the virus

my rorke song:

ohhh rokeeee
you are rorke
ohhh rorke
rorke

Good lad

luv are bridg x

Rorke are you on giffgaff or something mate?

Normal neurological examination and absent CSF pleocytosis probably deter pediatricians
from performing neuroimaging studies in the majority of children [8].
The median duration of hospital

the paper mentions an increased awareness in the relevant countries, but, in addition to the normal WBC measurements in 96% of patients, the reverse PCR tests have to be specially for HPeV if not specifically 3, and wouldve gone on missed which was pretty humbling. they also tested for herpes simplex virus

:3
im (the) schizo :3

Tonight's fap sesh sorted

Was doing my incelwalk couple of weeks back when I came up behind a house on the corner that still had its Halloween lawn decorations up. As I got round the corner I realised it was there Christmas lawn decorations.

In the land of milk and honey
You must put it on the table

scrumbling

surely anyone here who works is sitting on mounds of cash since you have nothing to spend it on but food, rent, drink.

and this was our resident schizo from /fr/
he's a pedophile btw

RIP Big Keith

They're just giving eachother piggybacks

3-4 schizos itt

Ironically this is a very schizo belief lol

I have a gambling problem and go till I hit 0 once all the essentials are taken care of

Never really listened to Biffy Clyro

I'm also paid next to nothing so...

cumming in the sea monkey tank at seaworld

They should hire me to go get their food and drink for them so they can spend more time on here

Brain scran

Well me and him believe it and then there's mousenonce so that's 3

i put about half my money into my ISA every month

mo money leads to mo costs
when you have more money from like a job you will find yourself spending more. im unemployed and broke tho

be right back forum!!

Just had a little cry.

If Morrisons added brain to their offal selections I'd try some.

THAT WAS A VERY cool paper. now i will read references: 4, 5, 7, 10, 16 with the possibility of not reading 7

went to an industrial/EBM music night

expect to maybe meet some hot young women who like industrial or are cybergoth maybe

instead the audience is 99% men aged 45-65

at 27 I was the youngest person there by about 5 years or so

not a single female who wasn't just their with her husband

shame that young people aren't into the scene but it was still a banger and I'd go again

*gives you a hug*

scromiting out me arse

stay strong <3

Burritos for tea
Might try to make them a bit greener and healthier than usual

You are giving money away to the super-rich without them ever lifting a finger, stop doing that and gain a clue

it's me
hi
i'm the problem it's me

Gollum wearing a bra

Praying for Bongbong Marcos

yeah thats pretty cool. its nice that youve just now found something that can remain an option for you way into the future, even though right now you might want to enjoy your youth

yh have saved almost 80k because i have no life and nothing to spend it on

price goes down £200 the day it ships

ffs

Fresh parsley, watercress and for the cheap option the tender crisp inner leaves of spring greens.

takeaway multiple times a week

multiple subscription services

~30 units if alcohol drunk each week

it adds up mate it adds up
then i buy books i buy games i buy clothes

nun you could do x

Lend us three grand

why'd you post your grindr bio

Nigga forgot to turn the alien translator off

build your lenovo

post in thread after afking

realize the new has been posted with 200+ posts

name a worse /brit/ feeling

so contact support or get a refund and send it back, then order it again. imagine paying £90 for Windows 11, when you could buy a memory stick for like £8 and do it yourself even if you want to use Windows 11

Being a yank

name a worse /brit/ feeling

seeing a yank post

this stuff like ministry? where was it la

Thought you were quoting Gameface for a moment

shitting a poo reading american dreck

odds shave then can
evens can then shave
dubs no shave today

fancy a bit of choccywoccy

porn crackers

KILL FOR GAIN
OR SHOOT TO MAIM
BUT WE DON'T NEED A REASON
THE GOLDEN GOOSE
IS ON THE LOOSE
AND NEVER OUT OF SEASON
SOME BLACKENED PRIDE
STILL BURNS INSIDE
THIS SHELL OF BLOODY TREASON
HERE'S MY GUN
FOR A BARREL OF FUN
FOR THE LOVE OF LIVING DEATH

THE KILLER'S BREED
OR THE DEMON'S SEED
THE GLAMOUR
THE FORTUNE
THE PAIN
GO TO WAR AGAIN
BLOOD IS FREEDOM'S STAIN
DON'T YOU PRAY
FOR MY SOUL
ANYMORE

ktiM

can then shave

result

garlickbred theesballs

GARLICK BRED?

TELL YER WHAT THO SHE COULD SPELL CHOCOLATE THOUGH CUNT SHE AY. FAT BITCH

the proverbial choco cocko

I'd suck his feminine penis clean off while wanking myself silly

If you catch my drift

it's over for tyrone

thats gay

youtube.com/shorts/l-nD57DajOs
forget the tate brothers

its over for chorke. electronic, SMART boards now

lenovo legion

um

stinky bum gang lol

If you catch my drift

No, what are you trying to say?

Why are you posting that knowing full well most people here don't speak Tagalog?
Whatever, I'll translate:
"If it's that easy to plan the assassination of a president, how much easier is it to assassinate ordinary citizens? Such a criminal threat shouldn't be allowed. It's not going to be allowed.

shave time :3
be right back, FORUM! pay attention to me

im sick of society

Going somewhere?

um

u bein funny?

Hate girlfriendberg and the family stein asking me what I want for my birthday
Nothing, I want nothing, I have nothing to celebrate in this godawful life and would rather edge towards death in peace

bomp bomp
chiccachickaa

yh that's what I'm gonna, do or get a refund and go for the pro

it's either that or an auses g16 but the 16gb soldiered on ram is a killer

fuck off

Get the statues erected.

posted it again award

gaming laptop
give it a 16" screen

AI-Powered. Vapor Chamber Cooled. Conquer Your Arena.

um

gherkin anniversary cake

umm.....

gaming laptop

um..

need one of those to slice into that yowzers

Artificial Pootelligence

cockmogs me BY FAR

Artipishal Pootelligence

Jacob Cock Mogg

Why is it always trannies with the insanely massive cocks?

literally just screamed at this post

wondering what to have for tea

insanely massive

?
it's about average lol

Vegetable oil

need some help, old friend?

What to have for tea? I suppose a mug a bag and some hot water you mong.

lobster thermidor

it's about average lol

nothing wrong with gaming laptops, portability is good

innit, could even call it small

Tetley for me

nothing wrong with gaming laptops, portability is good

Just measured my penis. 24 inches.

haha food ahaha elton john hahaha mayo hahahaha farted on it ahaha elton john farted on it hahaha food picture hahahah food elton john ahaha

Micropenis!!!

sorry to hear that
still size isnt everything