/Brit/

loool done that spaki cunt

lots of school girls about right now.

hackermouse

dishonest comparison. try harder

dishonest comparison. try harder

Spainnigger having nocturnal emissions dreaming about me and his stepdad double teaming him

nooo give me the real answer haha hahahaha!!
*pokes ur ribs*

I would go to the gym but

gym clothes just been washed

knee pain

Might make a GP appointment about my knee TBF.

my tootsies are freezing

Good observation this about fast food and restaurants price comparison

gif

fuck off

ok. I'm playing fifa

you're fucked in the head

Always wise to rest that kind of injury, can be frustrating but the road is long and winding

sorry

Spaki deploying his sacked tranny character now

N............NIGGER
I..............I
G...........G
G...........G
E............E
RNIGGERNIGGER
..............N............N
..............I..............I
..............G............G
..............G............G
..............E............E
NIGGER..............R

anyone know any good free video editing software? basically just want to remove most of a video and leave only a few specific clips, also possibly convert mp4 to webm

VPN melty

windows movie maker

My racist boss just saw this and gave me a promotion!

KDENlive

movie maker a la windows

uh oh adam melty

illegally downloaded adobe premiere

No SAAS based company will survive AI. Time to get out now if you work for or are invested in one.

*opens /brit/*

does that even still exist? i used to use it back in like 2008 but i haven't seen hide nor hair of it for years

Just witnessed some spamming/flooding

DaVinci Resolve

Why's that then

Nasciiart

GIMP

You win the internet for today, sir.

mousey :D

need a shave. can't be arsed

love pissing really hard
so cathartic

tummy hurts after that mcdonalds shite i had earlier

You win the internet for today, sir.

racismlad on a mad one

Excuse me?

I did Nazi that coming!

no need for insults

ffmpeg

Man arrested after eight-year-old girl shot in car

Taking bets on ethnicity of shooter.

Laughed on a work call due to this

Got a bad review on airbnb

doctor/lawyer!

OHHH
TAKE IT EASY

what is with the hordes of people on the internet who simp for CoD WAW and Halo Reach?

the real ones were CoD 4 and Halo 3. all these damn kids don't know anything. swear to god.

got my didgeridick out

zero likes on tinder

Did you poo the bed?

phone GP surgery

we are full to capacity, please call back later!

I have a knee brace. How long should I wear it for?

you post this almost every day

leftypol's damage control and propaganda machine whirring into action for the billionth time.

constant requests for people to give me blowjobs on grindr

Remember a time when you'd be eviscerated on here for even suggesting you liked Cawadooty.

is she dead?
also, if she was raped it was definitely a paki

wtf are you talking about you crazy canadian freak

looked in the mirror and i have a literal anime girl ahoge hair sticking up from my head lol ^^

Are you that fat that you fucked up your knees already? Aren’t you only in your late 20s? I know tranny pills fuck your bones up but damn

I have no friends, no job
I never had sex
I am mentally ill and in constant physical pain
My parents and family all hate me or have no contact with me
I have no hope for the future
Why should I keep living?

wanking off a black man or nigger as i like to call them

on Anon Babble? maybe

It happened at ALDI about a year ago from kneeling on the floor. I'm not fat.

miss miiverse so fucking bad
it was that perfect blend of hilarious nintendo autism

Thanks mousey. I'll try and wear the brace as often as possible for a week or so and see if it improves.

i wish i poo
i wish i poo you wanted pee

No - they said it was dirty but we cleaned the lot.

more of a black ops 1 fella myself
for some reason i was way better at it than i was in mw2, probably because they nerfed the sniper rifles so you didn't have as many quickscoping tryhards running about the place

working out and noticing differences feels good man

listening to hatsune miku yet again :3c

most successful brit poster

boogie2988 in a few years after he finally gets his shit together

What's he gonna do about his body looking like that now?
Gonna cost tens of thousands in surgeries to remove all that skin

desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Halo/country/Au/

SeasideMARK

Funny

damn i thought you were trollin. that guy likes halo

I never troll. Every post I make in this general is of the highest possible quality.

halo is genuinely very deeply entrenched in australian gaming culture tbqh i bet a quarter of those posts are mine

EW should get on the Onlyfans. Her tits are spectacular

the run from CoD2 to Blops 1 is why everyone knows the term "CoD" and why they sell any copies at all to this day. Blops 1 was so good

do we have any fit tanned aussie boys in brit or are they all fat bastards
how can you be fat and australian
the fucking heat bro

Would genuinely subscribe to her OF, I honestly find her so fit

I do love halo but those days are way behind me now

onlycans

onlycans

Would genuinely subscribe to her OF, I honestly find her so fit

scramongojng

scramongojng

i feel the cod games were fucking fantastic throughout most of the 2010s though they've very much fallen by the wayside in recent years

never thought much of cod until my mates dragged me into playing modern warfare 2019
now that was a solid game

when you ask a korean nigga where hes from and he says scramongojng

Reply to this in thirty seconds or you're gay Toby

Call of Duty was just Fortnite for gormless zillennials

DRINKING A RUBICON,

screech

sxmckriw98y 7cc3 cwya6f7tig

the most underrated cod was big red one

Toby you're gay

walk past the telly

mfw when adverts

Anyone else get a jumpscare these last few days anytime you get a BBC news notification on your phone in case Putin has hit the big red button lol

nz niggas fr live in shit named Waipakawangatawinga

>You win the internet for today, sir.

love a sex arse

sheila wants a bruce from poowong billybong

scraea fayuwfgayuwf7

You'd get an emergency alert before a BBC news alert. But yeah I have started turning my phone at night. Don't want to be woken up t.bh would rather just die in my bed. FYI a nuclear attack is most likely in Britain at 8-9am.

S̴̢̢̧̨̻͚̦̠̼̮̤̟͔̟͎͚̤͓̦͈̯̣̮͎̣̀̐͛̄̐̾͛̓͂͂̓̊̃̆̊͒͜͝͝c̷̨̡̧̛̛͍̥̠͕͇̩̣̺̣͉̩̮̺̱̖̭̱̪͎͍̭̩̫͓͈͕͕͍̙̜̫͎̤̻̣͓̣͎̉̽̎̊̏̊̍̋̊̎̄̄̈͗͐̈͂͋͗̎̈͘͜͜͜ͅr̵̢̡͎͖̭̮͖̯̦͖̯͔͚͙͙̣̼͇͈̘̮͍̦͇̽͆̈́̏̉̑͗͌̂̈͒̇̉͋̓͂́͒͐̈́̾͑̑͑͑̎̏́̑̑͋͌͊͌̇͑̎̋̓͂̀̈́̈́͘͝͠͠e̶̢̛̼͓̣͓͉͙̻̗̣̠͖͌̈̒̇͊͌̈̉́̈̀̍͊̀̌̎̓͑̇̓͗͑̃̑̾̈́̓͘͘͘̚͘̚̕̕͝͝͝ą̷̨̹̹̤̗̬͔͇̥̹͓̞̤͎̣̱͚͓̝̜͇̣͖̯̫̦̍͜͝m̴̧̡̞̬͗̕į̷̧̡̨̢̧̡̡̧̖̪̫̯̣͉̤̺̥̪͍̰̪̫͙͓͍̝̙͙̭͈̞̱̙͉͔̣̯͖̤̤̩̠̙̘̥͇̔͛͊͒͑́̍̍̽̀͛̌̽͐͊̂͜ͅͅñ̷̢̡̨̡̧̨̢̛̛̼͙̗̥͉̗͔̙͔̝͖̙̘͔̙̖͓̭̼̙̰͓͉͙͇̮̣̰̞̳͊͊̽͛̇̽̍͛̐̉͒̑̒̓̃̃͛̓̍̎̍͗͑͆̑̒̔̈́͆̃̽͘͘͘̚͜͝g̷̡̛̫̖̠̟͕͍͎͇̯̰̝͇͙̗͙͈̹͈̯̍͒̏̌̈̃̉͗̆̀̿̍̀͒̌̇̏̋͒̐͊͌̂̀̎̽̒̓̕̚̕͘͘͝͝ͅ

jesse weighs iiiiin
jesse weighs in
jesse knows beeeest
jesse knows best

Do you lads eat kiwi skin on or off?

poo

on, i just bite into it whole, no part of the fruit is safe from my gaping maw

I voted leave.

Fine, I'll do it
I'll kill myself
I'm going to get up and do it right fucking now and nobody can stop me

school girl legs tights corrrr

FYI a nuclear attack is most likely in Britain at 8-9am.

Why?

*disguises my small hairy cock to look just like a kiwi*
Ohh, Brucey!

Poowong
Tittybong
Woolloomooloo
Wodonga
Nar Nar Goon
Maroochydore
Wagga Wagga
Humpybong

That's his bedtime

why can't british prime ministers stop fucking things up? genuinely thought poo barmer would be good but he's broken every promise he ever made
the king should revoke his knighthood

starting to suspect I'm not a late bloomer

3am in Washington DC. It's also much more likely on a major American holiday like Thanksgiving or 4th of July. It's to give the enemy government less time to react.

the king of the cannibal islands!

being attacked by a state actor
my bluetooth has been on and off all day
battery on my phone down to 20% in less than an hour because Find My is constantly pinging
its happening lads... i think the nukes are coming soon

sctrakerww9tagyyhsJnkg

A ha, the classic bait and switch haha, love to see it x

to be cringe is to be free

Going to go and burn that airbnb down.

don't want us doing a workday before dying innit?

oh my NIGHTS

is it possible to stop being an awkward self-conscious retard or nah

Why would he, the entire thing is a complete nothinglettuce
Do your mental health a favour and turn the phone off at night, or at least set up an automatic do-not-disturb

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aron_Bielski

In 2007, Bielski and his wife Henryka were charged with exploitation of the elderly, theft, and scheming to defraud after they convinced a Polish Catholic neighbor in Florida, Janina Zaniewska, to give them power of attorney before taking her to Poland and depositing her in a nursing home.

Jew gets saves by America, is given a home by America, and comes to America to swindle old people

Only thing that could improve my situation would be dying immediately

Oy vey shalom to you all!

THE NUKE WARNINGS WILL OVERRIDE DO NOT DISTURB

Judaism is a religion though

yea. did it when i was 15.

leave it on reddit next time

Ok fucking hell don't yell please

going to become a private investigator and employ controversial and morally grey methods

I loiked it

Yeah you have to turn your phone off. Interestingly the warning will then sound when you turn it back on as I found out during the test last year. Shit's loud as fuck.

Going to become a billionaire archeologist and get a sex change

racismlad

Admiral Rob Bauer, Chairman of the NATO Military Committee, calls on businesses in the bloc to prepare for "wartime scenario."

Hanukkah season is upon us

i really dont like how people behave when they're drunk
even when im drinking

spamming/flooding, if you're not already

toby gaaaaaang

190 becoming even more brain damaged after being shot in the head accidentally during WW3 training

The worst is from people who are obviously playing it up and acting the fool when really they're just a bit tipsy.

wooooah Hunter dude I've had like 2 Bud Lites I'm totally WASTED man!

tobert

that's why you have to be drunk enough to not care

hello lad

FOY

Mad how experts can detect this by taste.

tobacco

You lads talking about nuclear war but I'm seeing absolutely nothing, zilch, on BBC News about Putin or anybody
Proof that you all need to put the phones down and give your minds a rest from that harmful stimuli

tobe-o

say it in english professor

on the suicidal ideation again lol x

a nuclear missile litearlly just flew past my house

Mirthless slugs

A Chinese IBM just flew over my house.

DO IT

ktim, if i wanted to i could swallow a whole thing of opioids and die a pleasant death

to-blerone

tobuscus

got a new set of knives coming today
blood wank on the cards

If its yanks then they probably are fucked after two small cans of 4.5%
Something deeply wrong over there

corrrrrrrr

sir tobalt

A Russian IUD just whizzed past my ear.

a chinese just flew past my window
curtains coated in crispy chilli beef

those breasts look big and small at the same time

sir cole palmer

A Lenovo?
Fuck nobody's gonna get that. Its witty, trust me

now post the vocaroo

arent you over spending shitloads of money for a mediocre high?

You sir win the internet today

We are undoubtedly in the worst international arms crisis since Able Archer in '84 or the Cuban Missile Crisis. Perhaps more serious than either. NATO is in a state of undeclared, low intensity war with the Russian Federation and, de facto, with North Korea. There is a very realistic chance of continuing escalation.

brabley

eh?

Funny thing is, Israeli fighter jets do unironically train and fly over Britain
You could well see an Israeli fighter jet fly over your house

looking through old youtube favourites playlists like

Sir Alpaca Breeder

Powering up the ICBM to play minecraft.

No, I don't spend shitloads of money on alcohol

Fucking screaigbagnga

using a nuclear missile as a dildo

Nib nab nob all I'm hearing from you is "I'm scared and making myself feel worse waaaaa". Get a clue

ohhhh ahhhh ohhhh ahhhhh ohhhh ahhhh ohhh ahhhhh

how many of you are posting from a lenovo thinkpad

rorke standing in his yard with a laser pointer

You are not a serious person.

Whine on, there's a month left of this before the west has to saddle up and accept a ceasefire on Russian terms

Sir Donkey Shagger

jew jet just celebrated hanukkah above my house

Tesco dude's got 56 minutes and 30 seconds

you should post from a lenovo thinkon

Ngl I hate my fellow Americans brits seem cooler

sir fart sharter
sir paul blarter

Ive got a P14s
Me? Only buy thinkpads

would've been me but i'm writing to you all from my desktop pc

we don't care
kill yourself

the mrs asking for my current monthly take-home

Sir Samuel Preston

shed theory clears drain gang im afraid

thinkpad?
this me

sir KEIR STARMER is his name GET IT RIGHT

I'm posting from a grimolo stinkpad (my smelly bedroom)

got the dressing gown on

Sir Jew Harmer

thanks for writing to us lad, lovely to have you here

What you do yeah, is you do this
She says it again and you say "here's my take home for you" and then back-hand her yeah

gamer laptop

404, clue not found hahahaha

objectively the wrong opinion
they'd admit it as well

we cant let the Russians and Germans take over Europe

North Korea is the unknown destabilising element here. Russia is fairly predictable actor, but NK is a mad dog. If you want a plausible scenario for how NK could set off a global thermonuclear war read pic related.

is this a joke about menstruation?

Both mogged by Aglet Collective

Sir Lenovo Legion

the worry narks obsessing over their worry topic of the day to worry about, oh GOD I'M WOOORYING they would say if I could be arsed to draw a caricature in ms paint

reference to the brick shithouse gimmick

mmrghgrh brendon go get me a poo barm

gaymer ready

Got banned from Anon Babble for posting a list of filters pertaining to the board Anon Babble - sports

god man

Sorry the conversation is too intelligent for you mate.

screaming at this
how did you even find that

Cold down to the bones

not right now but i do regularly x

The right wing, conservative, pro-war, Anglo-Zionist, Capitalist establishment MUST fall.

I'm fingering my arse

drain gang has a better aesthteic which is 90% of the reason its so big but lets be forreal all their songs sound the same and are ass

Tranny janny discord raider pedos don't like that one bit

i really can't stand all religious people, i don't know why 4chud stans for them. i think you don't get it until you've lost a friend to religion

Least it's not your mothers this time

*melts your autism with my nut-brown piss*

might get a mubi fillum on

Have a break
Have a kit kat :DDDD

What do Muslims do instead of drinking alcohol?

toby why are you fascinated with babies right now

filtered by bladey in 2024

you poor thing

Fosters

hashish

literally the second half of his moniker

googoo gaga, bitch
*blows your brains out with my shotgun*

wretched post

shut it pipsqueak

Bladee Walsh

Bye tobes ;)

Tobuscus

well thats him done

t-15 minutes

Saw some black people irl for first time in several months
And what's up with that smell? Not trying to be mean but there's a distinct black person smell
Guessing they can't help it but it is a bit odd

Until global nuclear armageddon?

You have interrupted his research.

Lord Tobert is not pleased.

There will be a reckoning.

airbnb host leaves negative review

I leave positive one before I see it

I remove my positive one out of spite

She removed negative one in response

Hmmmmm

yeah I know what you mean
think it's the sickle cells

crakkkas stink of wet dog you honkey zesty cumskin

who's gonna play you in the movie, do you reckon?

What did she say in her review?

yeah because the bidets not for shitting

Every time I used Etsy the little slugs beg for positive reviews on their fancy one of a kind homemade goods
But I never respond
Get fucked loser

i wanted to learn about the conditions of the brain and brainstem they might have because "meningitis vaccines" are a hot topic currently
so it helps me to have read about CSF and spinal tips in neonates

lol his posts getting borked took us back to 290. Was getting ready to migrate.

fucked up by getting a cs degree
0 opportunity to interact with girls on campus
oh well, guess I'll have to gamble on the existence of toilfus

FOLC

love when Homer says doh lol

Don Cheadle.
Left the place very dirty she said - she didn't even see it, the cleaner told her that. We cleaned the dished - took the bins out and put the towels in the toilet as requested.

bork

literally ktim

put the towels in the toilet

Are you sure she requested this

om supreme baghavan
paramanhanta

Mutually Assured Destruction

he didn't interact the ones from his halls/house

oh thats early

Donkey Hoe Tea

Just witnessed some spamming/flooding

his personality is so lacking and he needs to post so bad as they are so few and far between that a thread TWO posts early is cause for him to post about it