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Prime Minister @Keir_Starmer reacts to a petition calling for a general election which has over 2 million signatures

HE'S GONE

Christ look at that fat cunt

4chanX started working ^.^
the best feature about it is pressing Q to open up a new post window or focus the one you had going
one of my worst fears when im walking near toddles is accidentally hitting or kneeing them in the head

Dont think ive ever heard of a human rights lawyer do anything that didn't involve defending terrorists or brown rapists

How tall are you

don't make me laugh

Which one?

Step 1
start a sex cult
Step 2
they all get diseases
Step 3
you stay a virgin
Step 4
they all die and you win

Just walked past the mirror?

why does literally every northerner over 40 look exactly like this gammon cunt?

handcuffing all four of mouseys limbs to each corner of the bed frame then tickling his erect nipples with a big long feather

you win

What do you win?

like 6ft but my arms are freakishly long like slenderman when pewdiepie played that game it was epic

never thought i'd say it but i think i prefer /brit/ during yank hours over the creatures that come here to schizopost around this time

have sex last year at the grand old age of 30

just as miserable now as before if not worse

can't even make jokes about being a virgin any more

Take the piss

pounding mousey up the arse til he does a diarrhoea orgasm all over my crotch

>have sex last year at the grand old age of 30

>just as miserable now as before if not worse

>can't even make jokes about being a virgin any more

Take the piss

i need to piss too often to read anything
ive got to piss all the time

sex havers just LOVE telling everyone they had sex

You'll always be a spiritual virgin imo

>can't even make jokes about being a virgin any more

yes you can, i lost my v plates in 2019 but i've been virginposting all the same

probably the diabetes

At least you know what you were missing?

remember that horrible picture that used to get posted on Anon Babble of that toddler tied to a bed or something and a man doing a shit on it?

well that toddler was mousenonce.

stolen valour

diarrhoea

based but

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Here mousey mousey mousey...

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when did you start drinking today

remember that horrible picture that used to get posted on Anon Babble of that toddler tied to a bed or something and a man doing a shit on it?

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time for another hobgoblin, methinks

nuh uh, i dont have diabetes

I don't drink

IQ test to vote

Unironically you have to be dumb as a rock to want that

Most exciting thing I do
Hang halfway out a third floor window
Maybe throw lit cigarettes down
And maybe I'll catch fire
Something warm to hold me
Something pure to burn away the darkness
That hides inside my mind

mice liking cheese is a common misconception. im sure they'll eat it if hungry, but they much prefer sugary victuals

How so

neighbour thinking the song Africa, by Toto

DODODODO DOO DOOO

This! Leave the voting to all the lesser mortals ;) Heh, a real High-IQ Chad knows that voting is a waste of time and to attend your local council meetings instead. That's how you make a valuable difference in your society.

I couldn't even cum with a condom on.

Friendship ended with fanny, now hand is my best friend.

Cracked 20 reps on 100kg bench at the weekend boys
4 plate 2025 is on the cards

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Remember someone posted this on int, and I saw the thumbnail and was worried it was something horrible. So I linked it here and was like "Think this is something bad lads, I'm worried".
Then I got paranoid I'd be arrested for distribution of CP.

Glad I at least saved my eyes by not looking at it.

Well ideally it would be only white male property owners who vote, but IQ is a step in the right direction

IQ tests are all different and they give different results.

polished off a litre of whiskey and a 10-pack of scrumpy over the weekend but i'm back on the opioids now

oh and one more thing to add. the rodent pictured is a rat, not a mouse

Orange Base Hospital and
Wollongong Hospital

How much do you weigh?

Thug with 'DEAD' tattooed on his face is jailed for slitting friend's throat before dumping his body in a stream

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150kg

no it isn't anyone can just train for an IQ test what you need is brain scans.

Big, big fan of people making a mistake and then just doubling down on it out of stubbornness or spite.

high iq correlates with higher education, which correlates with having been indoctrinated by woke academia
it's easier to train a smart dog after all
95 iq baz down the pub with his 20 years experience in the workplace, and his wife and 3 kids, is far more qualified to vote than emily (they/them) and her gender studies degree and her 105 iq and her refugees welcome tattoo
that's besides the fact that are bazza has actually paid taxes into the system

Okay just uae the same one for everyone then, bosh

cant do math for computers and didnt know its 360

inb4 its not

dont care
*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

been a through a lot and many different stages of my life during my 7 years on /brit/ and you lads have always been there
things are pretty terrible right now but i know ill always get a laugh off the lads and i know you’ll be there when things get better to enjoy it with me
thank you :)

*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

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2nd hobgoblin is now open

anyone can just train for an IQ test

Yes, but would they?

LMAOOOoooOOoooo respect from me though for arbitrarily exporting it as 4:3

Okay let's just make the limit 125 then

vgh Greece

yes they would

voting requirements should be:

male

property owner

family have lived in the country for at least 150 years

They can just make the IQ test select for people that will vote for them
Sure but in reality it'll be only gay transsexual furry otherly-abled Muslim womyn that pass the test

Describe the taste

ktim

should be standard innit

Scottish police is racist towards Englishfolk

OFFICIAL party approved IQ test!!
Question one:
Women can have penises true or false?

Really? For the right to vote? Can't imagine caring that much

Disagree.
These are people who never studied for tests at school, and can't be arsed to get an ID to vote.
They wouldn't sit themselves down to train for an IQ test.

Imagine having a menstrual cycle and your behaviour is dependant on the time of the month. bizzare isn't it.

Must be useless as fuck at work me. Been away over 3 hours and nobody has emailed me, or messaged me, or given work my way.

come to think of it, we never did find out what the deal was with airline food did we

Yeah agreed *looks at old CRT I have in my room* but use argorar.github.io/WebMConverter/ for webms nowadays ok x

a clitoris is just an undersized glans

Ask any bouncer and they'll tell you men go mental when it's a full moon, we're no different.

yeah, i wfh (wank from home)

Having a cheeky ‘spresso lads x

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You can't line air

You get to go doopin mental and get away with it

when was the last time you had a shit

This.

Imagine being Irish and your behaviour is dependent on [something twee and folksy]

GYP (Good Yank Post)

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Team, my new book arrived.

manifesting the Irish anon getting a YouTube rec of a video about DNA repair

110ish

Why didn't you buy a proper machine?
Carer won't pull espressos for you?

Imagine being Irish and your behaviour is dependent on scrap metal

people literally obsess about politics on the internet, of course those people are going to train for an iq test and convince others to do it. iq tests aren't even objective, and this is one of the reasons why. the opposite is true as well, an older person who lives in some rural area that never looked at any of this sort of stuff in their life would be at a disadvantage compared to young city people who learn about this stuff and will train for them with their schoolwork.

unloveable autistic virgin

this morning right after i popped my first pill, figured i may as well get a poo done while i still could

*Any old ironnnn* blasts out

topkek

Very reliable source lol

scremaig

the experts have used science to determine that you cannot be allowed to make any decisions that might affect other people
you DO trust the experts, don't you?
according to experts, not trusting the experts is a sign that your social credit score needs to be lowered btw

just looked up "woman" in my old dictionary from primary school
feels like i'm perusing an ancient tome for forbidden knowledge

shoppingtoil at the worst time of day or me later. grim

People don't seriously think the petition is going to do anything do they?
Can't count how many of these petitions we've had about all manner of issues that go absolutely nowhere

always-online politics obsessives aren't swinging elections though, it's the casual voter.

the globohomo woke zog police will be burning those things before long

Mental how leftypol banged on about the Tories for years and have now realised Labour are just as bad, if not worse.

4chanX is so back. accidentally switched tabs

Poster who made the post about bazza versus Emily is correct and I am ashamed to admit I did invest emotionally in elections before in my life and did want to put an IQ test as a prerequisite for the right to vote, not wanting to realise that it would trump the idea of democracy in the first place and, secondly, that there is not much to expect from elections, since class struggle had atrophied.

I have a proper one downstairs this is for my home office x

It's not whether stupid or smart people should be allowed to vote, the concern is letting the government decide who gets to vote on something as arbitrary and unreliable as IQ

I've fond memories of the paternity leave petition getting discussed in parliament and them all agreeing that women are doing a fantastic job before moving on and changing nothing.

Australia

love em

nobody should vote, elections should be decided by AI.

I've seen your other one and it is not a proper machine either
Also how fucking fat are you that you need a microplastic dispenser in your home office lmfao

Ausfailia

Direland

rorke's meal deal

what if there's a referendum?
that way it's the people who decide
many of whom, ironically, would be voting for the last time if they got their way

Democracy is a failed project I agree.

No, fuck you you fucking wanker

the spainnonce special

got killed by zezima once

heard a didjeridoo play in my head for a second after reading this post

i accept your concession

Imagine living in direland.

we were just talking about that the other week here in /brit/. some lad didnt believe us that it was a real thing. horrible, horrible gif.

smart lad. genuine erodes a little bit of your soul if you watch it. too much evil in the world and Anon Babble used to expose me to too much of it.

I have never seen an Aussie and a Mick interact.
What's next? An Laotian talking to a Liechtensteinian? Only in /brit/!

wow this paper puts 38c to be a fever

might go to the library tomorrow, need somewhere quiet and uncluttered to study, my smelly bedroom just isn't cutting the mustard

Why don't you ever post pictures of your university textbooks?

which transformer is the best. I like starscream.

Was this you?

me granddad was born and raised there

I'm sorry but it is Optimus Prime.

Never watched the cartoons so idk their names
I liked the ones that turned into summat else

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Incoming prison sentence for all who signed the petition

can't really call it democracy if it consists of brainwashed morons voting on which gang of fake compromised puppets will pretend to make every policy decision for the next x amount of years
democracy would be an informed public voting on individual issues, and the result being treated as law

demongcracy

Hello Rabbi.

no he took it from reddit

Just ham

smart lad. genuine erodes a little bit of your soul if you watch it. too much evil in the world and Anon Babble used to expose me to too much of it.

Yeah I've seen too much already. Getting better all the time.

Christ my body is pathetic
Need to get a clue pronto

Don’t be jelly lad you can always put one on your credit card x

no
found the vid on funnyjunk and converted it

my bank balance including pending transactions is slightly lower but there are no pending transactions seemingly. whats that about?

Well he certainly has the best (and most Lovecraftian) name of any imaginary character.

We didn't want him here so we sent him away, your poofter grqanda

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sure but it's unlike that society wouldn't decline into what we have now / what you're describing

just start going gym mate.

nothing to worry sir just keep bank open all is okay sir thank you

as much as i detest political correctness i just don't get why people in the 1940s and before thought blackface was the funniest thing ever, just strange behaviour

the UK has a fast-track program for new drugs as well
with a certain of amount of drugs to be included as those which they fast-track

*updates chart to say "extremely obese and disabled"*

Catch yourself on

So, have you or have you not been brainwashed? Or have you been brainwashed into thinking you recognise brainwashing? Are you familiar with the Kansas City Shuffle?

So did half of Britain when Thatcher came into power. You don't know how lucky you have it

I went to the gym once. Walked in, went on the treadmill for a bit and then looked at all the machines like what does this do then. Tried a few, had no idea what I was doing and probably looked like a thick cunt so I left and never went back.

he might have been a poof but he was still the best damn bricklayer that Poowong has ever seen

absolutely obsessed with girls like every other woman between the age of 18-35 i walk past on the street i am interested in, i want to get to know and to touch and hold.
yet i have 0 interest in sex with any of them
and yes that is a cope in a way because i'm sexually unattractive but every now and then an insane girl does ask me to have sex with her and i say no
what's that about then
am i gay? a coward? asexual? what's going on

and who else has missed out on anything due to that decision?

got uppercutted so hard my eyes started rolling around my head

ever heard of google?

The crusades

When all of Europa united 4 times and completely failed to conquer Jerusalem

Poowong

8/8

what on god's green earth are you blabbing about tismomick?

relatable, it is intimidating
I never made any real progress until I got a home gym

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isnt the "---" in the URL some SQL code which gets ignored?

a coward?

This one. You're terrified of being "outed" as a virgin at your age.

Athens is calling... Go home.

relatable, it is intimidating

Are you a woman?

what does this do then

The english speak like the sun lights ireland: so poetic, so endearing, so inescapably engaging. Cute.

Down to my last £100 for the month

that's why the penalty for deliberately misleading the public with propaganda should be extremely severe
a meritocracy still seems preferable, but the merits being selected for need to be carefully weighed
intelligence is important, but is it as important as honesty? or humility? or patriotism?

so spainigger what other information do you have in your dossier on me?

ok but when i've eaten a girl out or she sucked me off i wasn't scared nor did they call me a virgin

mad how much people lost their shit over covid despite it turning out to be a complete nowtbutty, it seems to be worryingly easy for the media to whip people into a frenzy these days, i'm terrified that this will keep happening every few years

and yet

and yet what?

erm achshually 200,000 97 old grannies with dementia died from it so yiu are unfortunately both incorrect and an evil incel chud x

You don't seem to understand a common humour trope from a bygone era. It isn't even that you censor yourself, your mind can't process the humour in it. Yet you complain about political correctness.

Low IQ schizo with a shit credit rating. That’s it. The obsession you have for me isn’t mutual I’m afraid I just like winding you up mate lol

big virge arent ye

Nice idea but who can be trusted to enforce these laws against corruption and for merit?

yeah i am a big virgin but my point is i dont have cowardice about getting into bed naked with naked women
i can have a throbbing cock inches away from her vagina and i have 0 literally 0 interest in putting it inside her

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Tell her I'm busy, I am with your poofter mother.

mcaffee

sticking my finger up my ringpiece

uni results are in got two 79s and a 63
yayyy yayyy yayyyyyyy

i can have a throbbing cock inches away from her vagina and i have 0 literally 0 interest in putting it inside her

that's the cowardice

Starmer doesn’t have a favourite Christmas movie :/

you've been trying to force a nickname for me here for over a year and yet you're not obsessed sure buddy
By the way why did your trip get banned again?

let me innnnnnnnnn

FOLC

well done :3

Well, only if nothing else is open. Sugar and no milk please.

dtfic meltie

going to m&sx

Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better about your own obsession mate

but i'd say sticking your dick in a woman is less intimidating than eating her out? or even just approaching and escalating to begin with
like if you're both in bed naked it's almost harder to not have sex than to have sex and so i always have to come up with excuses why we're not having penetrative sex (but are doing everything else)

i think you're just extrapolating from what i said in a misguided direction and that we're having two separate conversations here
not to worry, these things happen

dtfic meltie

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also finished my last mathematics unit so can happily never think about maths again
sank you ^_^

That kid's got some tolerance

What heckin wholesome chungus Meme music are you listening to, fren?

really hate m&ms, most overrated confectionary of all time, skittles are alright though

dtfic you know you can just close the tab instead of being tortured by imaginary villains

are you lads pro-Grand Exchange or anti-Grand Exchange?

Personally think it ruined runescape.

Still having nightmares where I beat you up like your step dad did?

only an enforcement and justice system that's 100% transparent, and overseen by a public raised in an education system that's 100% transparent

so an ideal society that has and will never exist

get sprayed!

The spaino /brit/ plot armour

No. I understood you. My question goes deeper than what you think of blackface;
You do complain about political correctness, right? And yet here you are, not censoring yourself from laughing or encouraging blackface, but genuinely mot seeing how it could be funny and not seen as outright malicious. Decades of what you call PC have resulted in people not seeing this as humourous nor appropriate. I am asking then; was it because decades of PC have smoothed you out? If so, you haven't eacaped the brainwashing. If not, then that means you don't endorse blackface because of a realisation you have made.

you can't see the future
maybe 100% transparency is unrealistic, but the more transparency, the less corruption
the less corruption, the more reliable the meritocracy

taking off my belt to whip then brutally rape spainnigger like his uncle did when he was just a boy

Where did this lore come from? Seen you mention it a few times now

kid so fat the blubber is folding over his wrists

so grim
life already over

yeah i know, dunno where to start and also all the weights will probably be dominated by chads

i better jump in the shower then if tesco man's coming at 4
as you were

How to order blank smartcards, readers and printers

tl;dr
you've created a non-existent adversary in your mind m8, give it a rest

poo shiesty

Is it okay to eat a can of tuna a day? Love tuna me, perfect protein for the gym. But don't want mercury poisoning. Dr Mousey, can you answer this?

is he coming to eat your smeg or something?

if you put on pooh shiesty or lil durk and shordy know every lyric, run

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one can a day

You’ll literally lose about 20 IQ points in a year

Mate he's just handing you some bags. You planning something more... intimate?

right im emailing her

5x5 stronglifts. ezpz mate. takes like a half hour to do everything and it's only 3 exercises per day. even comes with an app that tracks all your stuff and recommends the amount of weight you should add per workout and so on. all you need to do really is tap a wee button that says "i did the set". it even tells you how long to rest between sets.

starting off my email to my boss (female) with salutations fine shyt

Mental how badly he mindraped you

she blocked you on Xbox Live yet lad?

Genuinely wonder if you would since you get so worked up on here lad. I hope it’s all an act :/

+1 to my post count

lady in KFC asked me what chicken I wanted, I was like what do you mean I just want chicken, and she said literally "which configuration of wings breasts or drumsticks"

Kate Middleton BBW Sex Arse

im 22, ill never marry and have kids

fucking weak effort
could down two in the time that fat cunt used on just one

Just dropped off a delivery. The bloke who answered the door smelled like absolute shit, dressed in his crusty PJs. All the other drivers are now laughing at him in the groupchat.

so the UK has had 6 prime ministers since the brexit vote, and about to have a 7th
who do you reckon is next in line lads?

No, I haven't lol.
Just answer this: are you, or are you not affected by PC?

just made my bed
not gonna lie in it however because it's still mid-afternoon

men and women are the same anon

do i have potential

literally what i type into xvideos

You better hope you never get doxxed

Gotta stock up first then

You've made your bed, now you'll lie in it

This is what Brits used to be about

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Are you the anon with the two brothers?

pear anon

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but it's still mid-afternoon
got tesco man coming at 4

shitpost

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Idris Elba

Doubt you could afford the flight over here with all the debt repayments so I think I’m good

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this is what happens if you take finasteride btw

tesco man

He is a HERO and you will respect him

Short kip for yours truly

you've heard of a paypoint
well im at the poopoint
doing a poo

shame none on the allowed @domain s list is a charity that would probably be lacking

how many units do you drink a week?

Mhmm keep telling yourself that x

getting the poos pooed

always have, always will

average week is probably around 26 units

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pear lad

Ok well when you come and kill me and the other 15 personalities you also think are me keep posting will you at least go and see a shrink?

pull down his boxers

he is cut

so far just one bottle of wine
it is early in the week though

um

shitost

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Do you often tell stories from the second perspective?

the week starts on Monday

How are fast food restaurants so expensive these days? We're getting close to restaurant prices.

Oh so now that's something I do?
Fascinating head canon you've got about me.
What else is living up there rent free?

0
i havent been drunk since i was 18

bit extreme

rorke

hand feed status

sorry but i just cant pretend gay couples deserve equal rights like marriage when it's clear the average gay relationship is both 'partners' rawdogging every aids ridden subhuman in a given club

I larp as spaedo to wind you up and you always fall for it

bet you're fun at parties

aids ridden subhuman in a given club

Don't talk about your dad like that

Bizarre lie no one believes
You are demented

I know
today is monday
i had a bottle of wine last night (after midnight)

Everyone knows you do that mate lol

well obviously you don't believe it lol

I am clapping as we speak

jews