/bvll/ formerly /balk/

/bvll/ formerly /balk/

if previous thread had white guy fellating african penis in op bulgarians wouldn't have reported it

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GRUROMA bros??????
How can we let this stand?

zigglets - palleted

maymundonians - impoverished

Stefan Janev - institutionalized

mangalroach - dead

kelly - fighting for his life in hospital

iki - health problems

We're so back.

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Stefan Janev - institutionalized

it was only a matter of time

It's all real in your mind bro

God cries when a Bulgar is born

It's real bro, just like tri Moreta

ruroma can't even make a thread

what the fuck did you do from 18 to 21?

I worked from 15 as a waiter

tax evasion is a moral obligation

Yet he allows it. Quite interesting behavior for a 'omnipotent deity'...

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iki - health problems

Nothing new there, fucker's been mentally ill ever since he was on this website, most likely before that as well.

Evil must exist to test the righteous

You're doing a pretty shit job then, since the evil have taken complete control of your world. Your magic sky daddy won't be pleased...

I love every Romanian so much it's unreal. Even the murderers, rapists and drug dealers.

It's a test to get into heaven bro

romans mad that andrew tate fucked his sisters

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Say something nice about this half Albanian Serbian Queen

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Queen gets her dark skin and kinky hair from her Albanian dad

Forgot my noise cancelling earbuds at home
Completely forgot that you can randomly hear people having conversations when you incelwalk through the city, and that they invade your thoughts

Forgot tatargaria existed for a moment
Life seemed good for once

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Forgot tatargaria existed

Unrealistic for a Bulgaria obsessionist like me

I like the look she's giving granny. It's like "I dabbed on your whole heritage and traditions, bitch".

if I suffer my whole life, something good will definitely await me when I die

based retard

God said this doe

it's the hymn of the downtrodden for a reason
they need to cope somehow

>if I suffer my whole life, something good will definitely await me when I die

if you suffer because of your crimes/sins/wrongdoings/inherited curses then you get what you deserve
suffering is of value only if you are persecuted for doing good, only then there is a reward waiting for you

God said this doe

he didnt say it in the way you think he did, read what i said above
also look up 1 Peter 2:20 ; 1 Peter 3:13-17; 2 Timothy 1:8

Why would I trust a deranged tranny over God?

The Balkans

because the tranny in question gave you sources that reaffirm what God said
if you have issue with that, perhaps you meant some other god that im not aware of

go to reddit, Bulghur

Good says to stone you to death

if you are without sin, go ahead and throw the first stone
but guess what, if you break one part of the law, you are guilty for trampling the whole thing
how often have you looked someone with lust and how often have you hated your brother? for if you did any of those you are guilty of adultery and murder
even if you only stole some toy as a kid, that also makes you an adulterer and a murderer

I would throw the first stone at you without blinking an eye bro

ur gayer than the roach

if only gay king was here to adjudicate who is gayer

Thus back to my original point.
My suffering for being wrongly condemned would bring me great joy and an eternal reward.
For i am persecuted without reason, for doing what is right in the eyes of God, for repenting and being true to his Word.
Meanwhile someone who suffers because of his hardened heart, will receive nothing but pain and aungish, both in this age and the age to come.

The last will be called first, and the first will be called last , when a sinner comes to repentance, the whole heaven rejoices.
also look up the parable of the prodigal son
Jesus doesnt condemn the whore that the Jews tried to stone, neither does he condemn eunuchs like me

is there a kelly virus running amok in greece that kellyfies people?

newgens can't even change the image hash...

I really need to buy a new heater for my room, finna get one with an adjustable thermostat so I dont have to keep clicking on/off

You go to /cum/, election tourist.

V.V. Putin heats my home with gas.

Wasnt there a zigger with a indonesian flag/ip

Iki is the most sane poster.

What you mean youre so back

I made alpha cersions of /balk/

So why would an indonesian be a pro russian etc

When his country is an enemy of china and a buffer zone for china and australia that has and is part of nato alliance

So the asshole harrassed me about the war in ukraine while the slutwhore dijana micevska was at nato hq

Lololol

Why should i be institutionalized

Go fuck yourself brussles ngo slutwhore

today it's pistachios

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google who jack antonoff is since his surname sound bulgarian

his wikipedo page makes no mention of where his surname comes from

just that he's jewish

Its not only that look at the post hereSo i am into big tits girls right and the indonesian whos country is pro NATO and an important corridor for trade with china larps as pro russian and posts some brunette and a guy sucking its tities

So clearly the cia with evidence has tried to brake my mental health blame the russians and try to get me into politics

What a sick bastards instead of giving me a script of what i should say and giving me a big tits gf

While all i did was avoiding politics

Bulgaria gets snow?!

As i said only suicide is the answer to all my issues

So the cia can stop harrassing me

wait until you see dark brown skinned turks in deep snow

the cia can stop harrassing me

we're not going to. we will just revive your alpha-level in the mainframe and keep pestering you.

Poser

w-what?

Than why foŕ years has the cia been trying to highjack balk getting me banned without reason and trying to gaslight me

And trying to ruin me and look at the pro nato people saying i should be institutionalized

Lol i mean what does my existance caise so much pain in your ass that the eu and nato became ultimate homos

Fuck off already and even after trump win your albanian pedo started posting lolis and before that all the rest did was spamming religioiuse bullshit

Youre all fucked up in the brain and while you focused on me trying to ruin me it only made me distance politics and russia achieved its goal in ukraine

fat hag with tattoos and a nigger baby

someone reverse the reflections on the bag and krajj him

boonche, did you become german already

don't insult me. if you did that in real life, i would attack you

Some bipolar bitch is in control of western states

First they want trade with china than china is an issue than because i have 232iq i am an issue and im like how am i an issue when i have pic of me in undies on my facebook not giving a shit about politics

Hey cia a pro russian slutwhore is in nato hq stealing your secrets while her family has members of the asembly and comitee of the security of the state and caused issue between macedonians and albanians by being a slutwhore

Instead of instutiobalizing her for being a slutwhore and causing a security threat in balkan you gonna do what assholes

What a bunch of low iq morons

But noo they reward the slutwhore with positions in ngos while they expect me to fix issues

Go fuck yourselfs i aint doing shit

What you cook its what you eat

So let the slutwhore and her family eat what those fat bastards cooked

A war

Real balkaners only consume sunflower seeds

Mental how we had such a culture of nice smells in ancient times and now it's only leftover in churches

You couldn't do anything even if you wanted, manlet bitch. Remember, you're only alive because of the mercy of others.

Spoilers bro

I tried to kill myself 9 times do you think their "mercy" abides to my agenda you shithead

If they killed me they would do me a favor you dumb fuck

If they killed me they would do me a favor you dumb fuck

you're right there

Have to buy a suit jacket for a black tie event I don't want to attend

You finally sold your sister to the german greek?

german greek

Bro

black tie event

bbc tie event
Forgive me I misspoke

He posted his passport bro

166 cm 99kg attacking anyone

“Alp Arslan: "What would you do if I was brought before you as a prisoner?"
Romanos: "Perhaps I'd kill you, or exhibit you in the streets of Constantinople."
Alp Arslan: "My punishment is far heavier. I forgive you, and set you free.”

He posted a pic of a passport. You are dumb as rocks.

nukebros? L status is being doubted

Retard hahaha

kekd at this one, good one when he squats and is bricklaying

Did people in the Balkans actually believe in vampires and such?
Or is it just a meme?

Also why do Hungarians and Bulgarians look European when they're both descendants of horse riding nomads from central Asia?

Funniest was making burek to me

Also don't respond to me if you're Romanian thanks

mongoloids laughing at old facebook memes

"vampire" actually referred to an undead person being brought back to life and being forced to eat living people to keep himself alive. A synonym for zombie. The Hollywood depiction with the teeth is wrong.

Also vampire is not Romanian, it's actually slavic.

very good post

horse riding

Yes

nomads

No and maybe

Ww3 update.
Not fighting
Never defending my country
Never fighting for its peole
Not my problem

ti si budala

the cesium isotopes will harasse you anyway

there is no not my problem option here

Thanks for the answers :)

Bulgarians don't look European bro

Macedonians are literally just Bulgarians LARPing as Greeks

This is what Bulgarians look like bro

trvke

take the L bro

Kek, shizopussy, you'll change your mind once the officers put a gun to your head

Gyppodonians should be turned into ukrainians. To the last one.

shan't be watching this

I woud gladly fight and give my worthless life if my country was worth fighting for

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Women are angry at vidya because they know vidya brings more joy to men than they ever could with their holes.

the joke

your heads

kekeke

I tried to kill myself 9 times

Again, jump from a tall building, you can't mess it up.

lmao same

there must be some electromagnetic wave going on over balcan't peninsula that messes with your brains otherwise I see no explanation for such severe adjustment on a otherwise mundane monday

Is that kevin spacey?

brats on tiktok saying they were sexually assaulted because their parents entered their room while they were naked
why are alphoomers like this

Name one adjustment that happened today

Imagine the amount of people that would suffer due to entering a room whilst their brat was changing.

here's how s*rbs rated the movie btw

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the little fags in the comments are insisting it's sexual assault and they should report their parents to the cops because the only reason a parent is entering their room is because they want to see them naked and it's molestation
imagine telling your parents you don't consent to them being in your room kek, shut the fuck up kid

Ok so yesterday i was like micevski nikola ate the whole right wing of politics in macedonia and the slutwhore which i cucked posts this pic

I guess now micevski nikola has HIV in his belly after eating her pussy

But she likes gods

Well hitler was also a vegetarian dog lover and what happend to him

Headshot
So i cucked mjalkov ex girl and shes angry at me

Bitch i got beaten up and you simp for a dog while i do a cat sound

Go fuck yourself you gave micevski nikola HIV in his belly

But she likes dogs*

God damn the fat shit gonna spread HIV from his belly to everyone in the parlament

So what

Well after i gave birth and checked myself for BELLY HIV i have scars and stuff because the slutwhore mentioned above was with mijalkov and i had to check myself for belly HIV

But i sure know micevski nikola has hiv in his belly

See, ackschually your Fuhrer loves ze tribes of East Europe und is konzeurned about zeir vell-being

And dijana micevska is like Uncle uncle i fucked everyone in skopje i have hiv and other stds you dont have to eat her pussy

Accelerate
Also forbid them to go out, vote and lock them in single room for a week while on menstruation

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for all his faults he was probably the last german politician that cared for his people and didn't come from some bureaucratic caste

Well you cannot sexually harrasse them with messages

But sure you can express yourself on a cultural board and present a story that is actually true and make some spicy things of the sex lifes of slutwhores

Its like sex in the city but its actually a truth with a spicy stuff

see, he was actually a jewish vegan prole, just like me

all that killing n gassing stuff is meat-eater projections and libel

Seriously these whores get beaten the shit out of em and the dpmne shitheads are giving position in the political party to the whores and abusing the name vmro

While a fat shit has BELLY HIV

What the fuck

But i cannot be with the opposition because closed doors they are making deals so its useless to go into politics
Hey mijalkov shits just because your whores get position in dpmne doesnt mean they are smart

Go fuck yourselfs you politics shits

huh?

So what should the story of my life be called

Sex and the selo
The selo that wanted to become a city

Shizo Shqip from Shkup

So what should the story of my life be called

Alexander: Bike Paths and Corrective Beatings

Correction beating

What for

For liking girls with big tits and just jerking it off all the time

While everyone is having sex but abuse the fruit of the laybor of my family and acting like a parasites

I am telling you its

Sex and the selo

A бe шизooooooooooooooooo

Oh because you call me a sqip i should be mad

So to get this thing clear you dpmne shitheads praise goce delcev while he wanted balkan federation

Its like nazis praising stalin

Lololololol

All of shtip are uneducated fucktards that brainwashed you freaks and the whole planet laughs at you

Being from shtip should be considered a disability

Hey bot

How am i a schizo please elaborate

We're so back.

Бългapия нa тpи плaнeти! Here we go!

In my experience the people who love animals the most are the cruelest to humans.

So to get this thing clear they are giving position of dpmne to stupid sluts trying to make fun of me

But in the end the fat fuck micevski got belly HIV
And since mijalkov son is beating girls a lot trying to make em disabled does that mean he wants to make them move to shtip and make a kid there and since they fucked up so much by brainwashing the state into nonsence and since of that the WHO organisation labeling everyone from shtip disabled

So hes trying to go back to the selo

Yeah the slutwhore thinking her posting that pic of her will make me simp for her while it got the retards brainwashed morons to talk to her hoping i slide in a direct message

So what

She played as a fool infront of everybody

some comfy skribbl with the bros over in /cum/

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What a cruel stupid bitch

Φ.20.000000000000000

Hey bot

Im hot

Youre not

netherlands flag seeding to me at 4MB/s

romanian flag at ~2.5MB/s

uk flag at another 1MB

greek flag's at 30kB/s

Of course the greek is a useless parasite leecher

Back to the future with mijakov is

BACK TO THE SELO

THE MOTIKA SPEAKS

Kek imagine seeding, I download shit for two decades and the longest I've seeded them was for like an hour LOL

These micevski shitheads dont understand dont they

They slutwhore their nieece so they can get in dpmne positions in government

And they say im an issue while i dont give a shit

Well i didnt whore people around for political power
The truth hurts to these people and they hate me because i speak the truth

Fat pieces of shits

Even ivan gjorgievski was hustleing to make money so he had a butchery and meatshops but that wasnt enough to feed the fat fucks

fuckin shitzo

And they have no shame in their lifes so much that they get other stupid slutwhores to harrasse me

At least my family and especially i quited politics

But these shameless fat pieces of shits are so low iq they have no shame and still havent quited politics

They have mistaken run for office for run on the treadmill

God damn it

Get diabetis

Di a bet is

The bet was that your slutwhore nieece is a slutwhore that you pimp around and i won the bet

STRING THEORY SHITHEADS

turn on TV

summarize 1st politics harasseer I see in 1 sentence

save 1st verb from that sentence to temp memory

go on social media

1st slutwhore I see is now tantrically connected to the politics harasseer with string theory

summarize her in 1 sentence

save 1st noun from that sentence to temp memory

remember 1st verb from temp memory

politics harasseer [1st verb] the slutwhore

the first person who comes to mind when I think of [1st noun] is now tantrically connected to the slutwhore via string theory

think of an example of how they are a loser because of being connected to slutwhore via [1st noun]

infer that the same fate awaits the slutwhore

think of [1st noun] dichotomy, that's the thing that makes me better than them and the thing that will protect me from harm (with detachment theory)

Brat are spri da spamish

Mickovski you tell that fat fuck to press a button on the parlament and what to vote

Tell him to put that finger in his anus and to check his oil because he didnt spent time on the treadmill and the oil is fucked up.

The twin towers were lost for nothing

I'm voting for fucking GERB when we get forced to vote again, we're so close to Schengen and Euros.

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wut dat mean crakkuh

My posts are the greatest in the history of Anon Babble and the internet

What now gigachad turned into a fat fuck

But that means he aint a chad according to sources of incels

While i kept saying being a chad is a state of mind

And what

Well incels still dont get it and the slutwhore dijana micevska wants to meet spongebob but her uncle in the parlament and all of her family are fat fucks

So what

Well their belly forbids them from going under the sea

youtu.be/GC_mV1IpjWA?feature=shared

turn on TV

see meowkov

meowkov [ATE] the right wing

go on social media

see slutwhore

MEOWKOV AND SLUTWHORE ARE CONNECTED

MEOWKOV [ATE] HER PUSSY

slutwhore likes [DOG]

hitler also likes [DOG}

hitler dead, so slutwhore will also die

meanwhile I can make a [CAT] sound that protects me

he said mickoski tho
your program bugged out
argument is invalid (literally)

dont harrasse you fucking pedo

Just because it doesn't make sense to you doesn't mean it isn't logically consistent.

Here's a demo version of Sashimulator

1. Think of a politician
2. Describe the last thing he did in under 10 words
3. Open social media and remember the first whore you see
4. Now transpose what the politician did, onto her
5. Now think of something the whore likes that you don't like
6. Now think of someone else who likes what the whore likes, who died a violent death
7. Now elaborate why you're better than her because of your tastes and the evidence you provided about people with her taste

shouldve taken meds before step 1

I have a secret to tell you guys but dont tell dijana micevska she lost weight in this dimension

But while she was losing weight i teleported spongebob to another universe

So she can only meet osama bin laden

Get it laden and i make snow in deserts lolllololol

Tell the russians and the serbs the whore dijana micevska gave everyone turbo HIV

Except me

But i dont want aids in the end

niggas tap dancin n stimmin on dey sensory mat rn

What a bunch of manipulations

Drop down the vpn

Put a VIRGIN.PENIS.NIGGER up your ass

And stop lieing

entra tavern

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1. Boyko
2. Nothin
3. Selena Gomez
4. Boyko did Nothin to Selena Gomez
5. She likes maymunball (according to gugl)
6. "Three images show NBA great in the Love Ranch room where he had sex sessions with two prostitutes and took toxic cocktail of drink and drugs"
7. Am I better tho? Bitch is a multi-billionaire or sommin and that nigga a NBA star. Your simulator demo is shit I want my money back.

Lololololol

Latas son didnt even compete in the NBA lolololol

overall GoT is kino, very strong early seasons

had the potential to be GOAT but as always DAS KAPITAL ruined it when they got gorillions in budget and didnt help that they outpaced the fat retard and his book

speedrun.com has pronouns setting

why of course

But sir you didn't pay anything, the demo was free

Oh god i love democracy

DEMO

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I WANT THAT ZEBRO DOBBLA REFUND STATEMENT IN MY BLANK ACCOUNT

MAN THE MAMMUTHS ARE COMING

In russia they uncovered frozen mammuths and the fat fucks micevski will wanna side with a russians for a piece of that meat

Because his crazy allies mijalkovs are all schizos who beat the shit out of me while i aint no artic elephant

Im 169cm tall small gray person
But when we are at refunds where do i get a refund for seeding the modern macedonian state
Piece of shit state turned into a poision mushroom instead of a magic mushroom

So before i got beaten i used my freaking knowledge of the arts and made snow in sahara

So what

They gonna think artic elephants are in the desert the slutwhore likes spongebob and what

There is no water there no spongebob and no freaking artic elephants

what else is fat like micevski

mammoths

they went extinct so will micevski

i ain't a mammoth i lost weight so they didn't kill me for my meat

dichotomy about mushrooms

by the way speaking of arctic i made snow in sahara

snow melts in sahara and becomes vapor so no water

slutwhore likes spongebob but there's no water for him to soak up where i made the snow so i win

Almost Christmas /balk/
What did you wish from Santa this year?

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God damn it cannibal mammuth in the parlament pimping his nieece

And the ex prime minister said that he wants also to eat people

God damn it thess cannibal mammuths are all screwing up the perception of people

Thank god i am thin and small the freaking people cannot see me

They probably want a great hunter leader tho so they can end the regime of 30 years of cannibal mammuths that also eat people

Ok so everyone in dpmne is like we have one girl shes nasa

Nah she aint you have also bunch of slurwhores there that were sdsm

And a crazy dogs(mijalkovs) raping small 169cm gray person on the street in a saddistic way than checking each other pants and undies for sperm

While N.A.S.A wants to make first contact and dpmne shitheads screw it up

The one truly impossible thing: to not be harrasseeded by NORMIES

Crazy how many became rich with shitcoins whilst I need to work tomorrow

bank blocks all crypto on-ramps

nice money you have there, would be a shame if you could use it

You think thats lame

There is a guy in this video linkThat has 4 sunglasses on his head speaking and interviewing with a person that says aliens are in shtip and how they can reverse ageing

While i never was in shtip and my dad is rick

Just viewing my dads diary he says never go to shtip they are all fucked up and will gut you thinking you hold the secrets of the universe

Even tho i do as my dad tells me

But the fat fucks that control that place will send sadistic morons that will sexually molest you and beat you while they take the food from my intestines

THATS HOW MUCH FAT HE IS