lo bat edish
/brit/
might get the beavis and butthead on
women come and go lad you're only 23
Fucking state of me
hit my right bollock
go into office
see its closed
realised there was a slack message in a group channel where no one has notifications on, not even @here, saying it was closed
email gets sent at 9:40 saying its closed
fucking SICK of these people
i'll be fair to the lad, it was ten years of his life - but they were kids. He's got plenty of time
complain to them, not us. no one here cares
Working up the courage to make a phone call.
never snagged
I hit my right bollock
Do you guys like my living room arrangement?
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haha thanks lad
I'd like your attention please
got your script rehearsed? lol
why do you believe this horseshit you naive aussie fuck
have we ever heard even once in /brit/ of a bloke who's had the same gf since he was 13?
no?
well i wonder why that is
give me a break
i have done MATE
just posting here to make CONVERSATION
This is a photograph from the surface of Venus the Soviets took in 1982
Tatted, skinny, androgynous women.
I'm
I'll be honest - I don't hate this
The Gay Porn Pit
might email the ex gf
err... everything alright over there?
Looks miserable. Grim, grim, grim.
reminder of how special earth is
pits are quite nice but having carpet over the lot is extremely tacky
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW
FROM THE MIDNIGHT SUN WHERE THE HOT SPRINGS FLOW
liminal
noticeably absent are the adjectives: pretty, beautiful, sexy
weird freak
grim
no its not
thats a microsope image of the edge of mihais anus
chucking
Nobody cares about your gay battery
not hating something is a long way from endorsing something mind you
How did they get the film back home?
FINE FORGET I SAID ANYTHING MY FUCKING WORLD IS COMING APART AND YOU CUNTS JUST SPAM BBC MEMES. I AM FUCKING BROKEN
howling at this
wtf no wonder women are so pissed off if they're from there
women are from there
Just watched Tony Blair's BBC interview
He claims that immigration is a force of nature and if you push against it then you will receive more immigration so people who don't like it shouldn't even talk about it
youre done mate
its over
doesn't look androgynous to me
what will you do when the lights go out?
how would you know? we only know of about 5000 planets.
consider that there are estimated 1 billion planets per grain of sand on planet earth in the universe (at least)
Desperately hoping the new cute girl I am watching on youtube isn't underage so the feelings I'm catching aren't nonce tier.
ahaha
I've been with my now wife since we were both 15
I'M SICK OF HITTING MY BOLLOCKS
Russia is now officially exposing the hoholodmor, aka the holodohoax, aka the trollodomor
What? Tony Blair is EVIL???
consider that there are estimated 1 billion planets per grain of sand
do people really believe this
Just tucked my hoodie into my joggers. Trying to class up the thread, see.
You have to keep hitting your bollocks.
:/
that's not what I was getting at - in any case it's clear earth like worlds are a rarity, especially in our neighbourhood, and especially to travel to
Mumble to myself that nothing ever happens
So?
yeh most people do
grim irish incel spam
oh you greeks with your philosophy
my battery is gay you're right
i'm literally finished. that wank i just had took me down 25 odd percent
i honestly don't know. i can't use my phone in my room cos it gets no signal from 4g or wifi. might have to ask brotherberg if i can borrow his playstation and just play fifa career mode or something. this is hell
ah so communists are so incompetent that they accidentally starved millions of people, what a marvellous system
Link?
m-my "girlfriend" left me after going to uni
MY WORLD HAS BEEN TORN APART
howling at the utter state of /brit/
the earth is 6000 years old
hit my right bollock
again, how do you know?
you literally have no idea how rare earth-like worlds are. no one does.
if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all
I trust the science
im listening and im learning
weeeelllll i don't know about all that
he's literally the one who made the post
Anti-Cyclist is anti-White
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there is such a thing as asking for it
I don't like women
right bollock hit
is the 48 laws of power a good book or is it just a meme
Ok, she is 24 years old and has posted tiktoks of her drinking. But she has a boyfriend. I am fucking LIVID. SHE IS PERFECT. I CAN'T FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING HER BF IF SHE HAS A BF THIS IS WHY THEY MAKE IDOLS HIDE THAT SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
imagine thinking that was worth posting
imagine thinking that was worth posting
erm yeah says here that the science states there are one quadrillion billion planets actually
mint post
i hope you know i'm actually hitting my bollocks
youtu.be
but as I said here she has a bf, so now I am unable to enjoy her content
that was worth posting
4k easy run on the cards this luncheon
Proof?
imagine thinking this
I said IN OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD
mate there isn't another earth in the boopin' solar system is there
certainly none with ease of getting to
completely avoided the substance of my point mate, very goose-ish behaviour
And look how great western capitalism is going
so you said there isn't more than 1 earth in our solar system. great insight mate. thanks for sharing.
need a chink/gook/nip gf pronto
I’m gonna be a millionaire one day and it’s not even a joke
nice inheritance laddie
yes, hence why I'm appreciative of Earth
to find another Earth is not an easy task
great one mate you finally wrapped your head around the sentiment - unbelievable
very close to calling you a goose, but in a charitable mood this eve so shall refrain from labelling you a goose
/brit/ you're going to be a part of my autobiography
just posted it
my right bollock has been hit
Roleplayers who pick Kobolds have a high chance of being pedophiles.
Nah self made mate
1 planet out of 9 isnt a rarity.
hilarious cope
you’re a kinder man than me mate, would have put that goose in his place
just got back into bed
im fuckign MENTAL me haha
Can you imagine sitting where that air vent is? Having that weak, luke-warm air brushing the back of your legs while you sit there enjoying a cigarette with your bros and watching Johnny Carson in 1976?
What, significantly higher than roleplayers in general?
starmer gone on this morning for some easy questions how pathetic
he's being properly obtuse
an obtuse goose one might say
gtreim
knew a lad who did this once and he woke up dead
highlighting flaws in your reasoning isnt being obtuse. no need for the passive aggressive gossiping either
Here's an idea: how about you get in the fucking sea??
worst thing i ever experienced was when i went to the emergency room because i had a chastity cage locked on my dick for over a month and i had to explain to them why i didnt have the key because i mailed it to an e girl who ghosted me not long after and they ended up just using bolt cutters to cut it off and i realised i could have just avoided the whole hospital trip and had my dad cut it off for me
shook
By the time you're a millionaire, a pizza will cost fifty thousand
reckon im going deaf
should start wearing earplugs at gigs and nights out
cant be listening to loud music every other night at my old age (30)
least unhinged redditor
5 years?
Hmmm
i would not be opposed to this happening
What was the emergency, was your cock terminally smegbound
and they're all massive flops. curious
yall white folx be fragile
i wear earplugs on nights out and gigs
not because im going deaf my hearing is good
but because the tinnitus is awful
this would never happen because you would have exhausted all ways to remove it before going to the hospital to embarrassed yourself
um
state of that forearm, I'd trust them to erect a shed on their own
what the???
kept getting boners and it was restricting the blood flow and going purple and my mum made me go hospital when i showed her
Surely they could find some less hideous wogs
Child, two, and five teenagers among 17 dead after school bus crash in Peru
crikey hector
Choosing to believe this is made up.
no one came to my Anon Babble anon astral plane meetup themed party
clint eastward
mate stop and think here for a second, I merely expressed appreciation for living on earth in a cold desolate galaxy, any earth-like planets yet to be discovered, and you couldn't grasp it. couldn't grasp why someone would be thankful to be on such a beautiful planet as ours whilst looking at the hellscape that is the surface of venus
Properly bizarre responses from you mate, have a think for a second or I will call you a goose, this is your last chance
think I'd much rather have some 3rd world nurse witness my cock in a chastity cage than my father
you’re giving him far too many chances, a goose is a goose
screqaning would have loved to see this clip on one of those emergency ER programs
fuck sake, none of the co-op fresh bakery snacks were on discount, who on earth is paying £4.25 for a co-op cheeseburger??
what's wrong with a 3rd world nurse witnessing your father? bit racist, is he?
not my crazyyy self skipping the gym tonight hahah
erm
*stuck with cage on my dick*
EM, MOM COME HERE PLS
I SHOULD SHOULD THIS TO MY DAD TO GET IT OFF
should should
i almost got a stiffy. that was close
AI this AI that is literally all everyone talks about now
fuck shut up no one cares about your chatgpt wrapper dumb CUNT
you didnt express that at all. you expressed a completely different sentiment when questioned.
jog on, idiot.
...yh who..
is is
Leftypol struggling to reconcile his forced love of minimum wage workers with his forced love of black reprobates
How does a fella end up like this
just ate TWO ice creams
Respectable young budding professionals: a webm
cow
Plans for today lads? I'm going to sit in a pitch black room and listen to audiobooks until i get delirious and can see the books vividly
dont accept any imitations
curiosity innit
wanked too much lads
cocks red raw, swollen, quite sore
i cannot believe i've done this to myself
TWO- puts my mouth (a O) over your mouth ( ) <- you)
*kiss* *kiss* *smack* *kiss*
Worth paying extra over regular blue top?
Not blue top now though is it, clear plastic now, woke mob have seen to that
most normal angela white poster
i've not bashed it in a whole week
willardberg has a whole new lease on life
alright dr. seuss
Health professionals
Got some work to do unfortunately
Depends how you like your milk, it's a like a color level above the blue top in creaminess and "fullness" so i like it
color
FOY
i need to remember to stay on track today and read more than one paper
thats the agenda for today
Toil is a ghastly rigamarole
mental how we were told for months to stay inside but once a black man was killed suddenly it was okay for half the country to be packed together in large city centers for days on end.
mad how thats never talked about
Black women in tech. 150k starting
What sort of paper
nothing happening at toil so im gonna have a nap x
toilet
Rorke ...
still have to read like 2 more papers on neonate EV or parechovirus 3
In a fresh Ipsos survey, Nigel Farage has emerged as the UK’s most popular politician, with a solid 28% favourability among the public.
The least popular politician, Rachel ‘from accounts’ Reeves, scraped a pitiful 18%, dragging up the rear with a -32% net approval rating.
Leftypol mate, what's going on!
so ugly and evil
they walk among us
desuarchive.org
reads
02:26:14 Neutrino diagnostics of ultrahigh energy cosmic ray protons / Physical Review D Ahlers, 2009
sci-hub.se
Not really on topic is it mate.
politics mongs can bore right off
If you use ai tools like big filters for all the complete junk on the internet they’re not that bad
Sure they won’t solve your problem for you, but they will get rid of all the fluff, can’t manage without them now
can we go back to talking about covid please
its mental how you're from sweden... like how is that even a real country lmao
Is that mousey?? :P
its the bird flu
can we go back to talking about covid please
it's been over 4 years, have something else happen in your life already, you sad twat
Starmer announcing that he'll making something that is already a criminal offence a criminal offence
You'd think the former chief of prosecutions would know this
x.com
I've decided to move to London but the only way i'll ever be able to afford it is in prison. I'm thinking Wormwood Scrubs is the prison for me. Looks much nicer than Pentonville, although my brother lives closer to The Ville. The rest are all south of the river and I think id rather be on the north of the Thames.
Loads of politics posts before that one yet you are seething like a pair of cunts over this one. Lefty mong boys
lot of breakups going on in brit at the minute
we need to stay strong and positive and hopeful lads
many don't find their one until their 40s
tell him
You won't, coward.
Starmer announcing that he'll making something that is already a criminal offence a criminal offence
You'd think the former chief of prosecutions would know this
whats he making an offence then
You won't, coward.
Fuck sake thats the weekend plans ruined then
governmentberg does this all the time
every time something bad crops up in the news they pass a law against the bad thing even when it's already illegal
fuck up and start worrying about yo hairline bitch nigga
posting politics on the international cultures board
Fuck sake thats the weekend plans ruined then
Back from another 3 day vacation
What did I miss?
Loads of politics posts before that one yet you are seething like a pair of cunts over this one.
Bomb disposal units were called out to the US Embassy, Gatwick Airport, and Euston Station.
I feel like there was a happening bubbling up this weekend and the powers that be barely managed to keep a lid on it
posting politics on the international cultures board
{{{This user is a grass.}}}
least stupid atheist
HPeV 1 and 2 are (widely) known to cause respiratory problems
i was just making more conversation happen tbfh
As predicted he didn't, due to his cowardice. What a cowardly prick.
He's doing that with Respect Orders
Police and the courts already have all of the powers he's "introducing"
No washing machine for over a week
Engineer came out last week
Everyone has been using the machine over the weekend
Finally get to use it myself
F12
Ah fedoraposting. That takes me back
Sir Lamb Korma
As predicted he didn't, due to his cowardice. What a cowardly prick.
love that light feeling after the morning's first poo
can't beat it
Bingo bango bongo bish bash bosh. Sorted
No more sharing drugs with women. No matter how much birds beg for a line or a pill it will be too risky, they can turn around and make a false accusation of being spiked. This is fake rape claims made easier.
least gay way to have a neckbeard
youre jealous of him soo why did no one post what this thing was in their comment?
mad how government never reduce the amount of laws, only ever increase them
now we have to put up with Diego seething because God isn't real
bedroom stinks of arse
No more sharing drugs with women. No matter how much birds beg for a line or a pill it will be too risky, they can turn around and make a false accusation of being spiked. This is fake rape claims made easier.
hs?
bedroom stinks of arse
Some cunts getting their fill of hatting today ay
Yeah, also mad how they never ask for less money, only more.
love my boyfrend grappling e from under my armpits, from behind and using his dick to give me this feeling of the poo going out, but then back in. its nice when he does that over and over again until he gives me something to squirt out >.<
Any pissjug man in
Yeah, also mad how they never ask for less money, only more.
mad how if i had a Twitter account then would you follow me
mad how if i had a Twitter account then would you follow me
orientals
I regret listening to you retards. Should have started onlyfans years ago.
But that's not based and redpilled. You have nothing to offer young men but a life of regret.
Just witnessed two hattings in a short space of time
me first i saw it and posted first then before you
Photoshop
Writing a work email and getting paid to do so and also shitpost here
i'd suck all the smelly fishy poo out of her shit pipe for free
just ate some crisps LOL
Start an onlyfans, im sure a tubby manlet like you will make a fortune.
i'd suck all the smelly fishy poo out of her shit pipe for free
When I first saw this I thought it said "speaking" and I wasn't even surprised.
business idea: dogfighting videos on the internet
adam melty
£4 that's not very much hahaha
all future doctors and engineers im sure
He’s got good facial structure
adam melty
business idea: poo
HAHA
lol
Any hard piping black men in
My upper-back hurts. Hat that, simpletons
Any hard piping black men in
Just women and girls? Wasn't one of UKs most prolific drug rapists a gay?
*throws money at you*
Just women and girls? Wasn't one of UKs most prolific drug rapists a gay?
14:33:12 Changes in gynecologic and breast cancer diagnoses during the first wave of the COVID-19 pandemic: analysis from a tertiary academic gyneco-oncological center in Germany / Arch Gynecol Obstet Kaltofen, 2021
14:33:12 Characterization of cassava starch/soy protein isolate blends obtained by extrusion and thermocompression / Industrial Crops and Products Ferreira, 2020
fuck sake i can still hear the mosquito I killed ringing in my ears
fuck sake i can still hear the mosquito I killed ringing in my ears
Victims of drink spiking are overwhelmingly gay men, but the media and political class can't admit that, because it would mean admitting that sexual deviancy is the norm in the gay 'community' so instead they use the far rarer cases of young women being spiked to create a moral panic.
yeah?
Victims of drink spiking are overwhelmingly gay men, but the media and political class can't admit that, because it would mean admitting that sexual deviancy is the norm in the gay 'community' so instead they use the far rarer cases of young women being spiked to create a moral panic.
Extremely based mate, got this in the fridge rn
have absolutely fuck all to look forward to lads
i hate weekends and evenings
the only time i see or speak to anyone is when im at work
Extremely based mate, got this in the fridge rn
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Humidity: 98%
can't be doing with this
I as a customer should be able to charge the service provider interest if they don't get the job done fast enough. And it should be very easy to do, same as companies do it.
orientals
mad that
the air around you is 98% water
you're practically drowning
I as a customer should be able to charge the service provider interest if they don't get the job done fast enough. And it should be very easy to do, same as companies do it.
MaxMoefoeAutism and slightly more caring parents
All religions are wrong and only atheism is correct. I am intellectually superior
subscribe to the twink's onlyfans
it's all just low quality phone cam bum pics, dick pics and not one video longer than 15 seconds
ffs...
Chris-Chan claims that his Finnish girlfriend, Flutter, is pregnant and due in Summer.
pour some water in your ear, shake your head and then drain it out
the air is 98% water? incorrect. the air is 99% oxygen, carbon dioxide, and nitrogen
curious how people who state this never have a coherent argument as to why and that their understanding of theology and philosophy is always very poor
DONT TELL ME HE SAID THIS BECAUSE OF THOSE GIRLS WHO DIED IN THAILAND OR WHATEVER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A DENSE CUNT CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO BE OUT OF OFFICE
and 60% dark matter
the air is 98% water? incorrect. the air is 99% oxygen, carbon dioxide, and nitrogen
won a free travelodge stay in lewisham
98% saturated with water acktually
I'm a Christian.
Who is this man and what do you know about him?
spiking drinks is is... is- le illegal
spiking drinks is is... is- le illegal
The 'eroic games launcher games i got
Who is this man and what do you know about him?
so the field citation score is normalized to 1.0, and these papers have scores of 11.5 +
The 'eroic games launcher games i got
Too late to sleep
got a catberg on my lapberg
got a catberg on my lapberg
ERM ANON MAKE THE NEW
also ive posted loosely pony related content before and got banned so watch out
lucky everyone likes your posts
MAKE THE NEW
He literally never said that
Big stabbing at London bridge too