/brit/

no you retard. and its not SIM swapping
you call up someones provider with their details and get a "replacement" SIM sent out, which is an exact copy of theirs. then you can do fraud. this is an extremely old method

if i knew how to backflip, that would be my response to everything

There's only about 15-20 years worth of helium left on Earth before we run out of reserves
In theory theres pockets of it buried 50+ miles underground, and buried in asteroids
But by the 2040s/50s, you'll have to be a millionaire to afford a helium balloon
Not kidding Google it for yourselves

Started dating a girl because I had a foot fetish, but she walked all over me.

librarything mogs

might start hoarding helium

Reached a point where I am looking better than ever facially, basically shredded enough to look great in nude photos so gradually I am able to sext and talk to numerous women online, like a right shagger from the apps, giving big talk and all. Little do they know, I'm a complete virgin and have to make excuses when they want to push to meet up. It's grim.

arbeit macht frei
COOL

and while i work with neonates and infants i will go have a kid, too

Anon Babble now allows MP4s and has been reduced to 5 pages.
It's over.
This website is finished.
Had some good times.

nostalgic things are bad for the brain

PLEASE visit riyadh

MORE THAN 30 private companies were paid over €10 million by the Government for accommodating Ukrainians and asylum seekers last year, a significant increase on 2022.

Figures published by the Department of Integration for 2023 show that almost €1.8 billion was paid to more than 850 companies, charities and state bodies for accommodating refugees and International Protection (IP) applicants last year.

lol
government-funded pathway into amnesty and citizenship

no mice nigga

i want to go and have to say that MY patients were x *days* old - she - and he - is so cute. precious, even. there is so much love and goodness in the world

Yeah bro people are building nuclear plants for a resource which won't exist

Meds

im going on holiday to scotland

prefer white blood cells to elephant me

mad how I programmed ffmpeg all by myself

they inject problems into a horse to get its white blood cells as the first vaccines :3

blog on snorelord

thoughts on lucy letby please?

Just seen some avatar/signature posting

northern women intimidate me
t. west midlands

fuck

i distinctly recall mousenonce saying he would fuck a child. not sure he should be working with them

ive been following that on Bing news on my homepage :)

Be right back forum

Scotland
Soulful Celtic names
England
Globhomo English ones

too many wogs in the adverts

yeah just ordered a bing bing bap and a square sausage from FFMPEG'S FINEST HOUR AUSTRALIAN-SCOTCH GOODNESS

it's important to remember that dogs will happily eat other dogs' poos

lol crazy! Llol

havent seen a white man outside the rare car advert in years

and cow poos
like me. i will do that if Russia nukes us. i will go eat dry cow shit and have carbs and milk

that's sim swapping you spastic

Aphrodite, Venus, Freya, Hathor, Parvati, Bazu.
All different names for the same archetype of the Goddess of Love, found across all different cultures.
All different Gods and Goddesses are archetypal figures representing aspects of humanity or the world, the same figures are found in every traditional "pagan" religion by different names.
Makes you think...

yeah ill go eat cow shit and mushrooms that grow in them
you think things will be normal when SHTF? when a man is in that situation, they will do things. you jure arent prepared for it

Rorke scares of the black men kissing blonde women on the adverts
Ngubu scared of being shot by the police for having a BBC mistaken for a gun

was walking home today and this dickhead bumped into me and instantly started talking about how aluminium is the best metal.
i tried to remain calm and explain to him iron is actually the best metal but he wouldn't accept it.
he then started throwing words around like 'rust', so i lost it. punched him right in his aluminium-loving fuck face

he’s based

does Aberdeenshire really have sexy human looking sheep?

Aphrodite

Parvati

Sound similar and also similar to "parthena" which means virgin. Generally, as a linguistic rule, whenever you meet "p","r" and "th" together in a word, the origin is in sanskrit

Why would you expect English people to know anything about that

enjoyed this post

1L of Monster energy in Sainsburys is £2.20 now
i walked out of the store (and sat back down outside)
thats the same cost of 1L of vodka in Australia ($8AUD)

I heard you like magic
I've got a wand and a rabbit

fenian bastard

parthjeet

enjoyed this post

He's a far right goon and convicted rapist
He sent his thugs to terrorise the house of his victim the day before the verdict

I agree

Ruby Granger sexy lingerie

convicted

Civil court isn't a conviction.

goons
hired goons

Haha nice one, doesn't negate the fact you are a dirty walnut eating savage of mixed germanic blood, worshipping a middle-eastern god

so was George Flloyd

hmm

Mousenonce sex arse

need to run my hands through her hair

what does it mean if a girl is into anal?
like why would she be into it when she's got a hole right next door that's perfectly designed for taking willy

iddy biddy baby

Why is /brit/ defending violent Irish rapists and career criminals all of a sudden?
Just because he shares your far right politics?

grim, I locked down a supply while it was on sale but that was just 8 cans

goons

hired goons

How was your Saturday night lads? Get up to much?

Blowing your bean's in Ruby's frigid but tight fanny!!!

1L of vodka in Australia ($8AUD)

wot m8? a bottle of vodka here is like 50 bucks

out for a friends birthday
mostly pretty naff a few good moments though
bailed on the afterparty cos i cba
so home by 1.30

thats not a supply
a supply is using Farmfoods "spend" vouchers, buying £80 worth of them

thats based though

she's obviously a lesbian

i look like this and i say this

spent time with my gf and my mates

flight to Aberdeen from the US

Can't imagine for what purpose

im not holding my breathe for someone who tried and then tried again one last time for me before they then moved on btw you spiteful fuck. i dont give a fuck about her, retard. i just need a gf

getting less and less interested in afters these days. at a certain point you realise it's just a bunch of lads sitting around with 80% of them coked out their nuts and you're just listening to the most utterly inane drivel you'll ever hear. only time i go these days if there's a bird im trying to get into.

You have to be an adult to post here
Go back to Andrew Tate's discord clone with all the other brown 12 year old boys

I didn't say consensual

interesting. i spent time with my mates and my mate's gf last night. hmmmmmmmmm.

My ex-boyfriend just messaged me on goodreads. GET BLOCKED you tiny cocked runt!

erm

1000%
mad how grim they are
mad that people still do it despite it being this grim
the vibe is always dead

quiet week at work coming up lads. get in

Should get that tattoo'd

We're being raided by the 13 year olds who think unironically supporting rape is the peak of humour
I'm out

not going to hold your breathe are you not? no holding your breathe, no breathe for you no? according to what you've said? the breathe is on hold, for the time being?

im gonna become a gangbanger
might roll with a tough crew

This is Graham Linehan.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone,

A list of things which have been 'proven' in civil court:

That the FBI assassinated MLK and JFK

That aliens exist

That pringles are not crisps

That a hauntings are real

That a parrot can be called as a witness

A disabled man who sued his parents for his own birth

That CT scans destroy psychic abilities

That a weather reporter is legally responsible for the weather

god it feels good to be white. thank you god

walnut eating savage

WDHMBT?

I tried to buy more but amazonberg sold out fast and can go months without putting more up, also it takes me 2 days to finish one and they aren't an everyday treat so it is a supply for me

literally all of these are true.

pringles arent crisps though. if they were, id not buy them
wholesome. maybe you are Canadian also in which case i was talking to you as if you were the brit

i drink two cans of monster a day

enjoyed this post

Passionate love making with Ruby Granger in her sexy lacey white lingerie in her bedroom. I'm gonna cum

pringles aren't crisps

does having brown eyes and hair count?

yeah officer these two right here

How much of our money has beaker promised to bongo bongo land this time?

might be apple crumble time for me my leeeeed

having a great time at this afters. so many pearls of wisdom being thrown about. we're making memories that I'll look back on fondly. it's great being young at an afters

doesnt matter - your skin isnt white
stop being silly Australia

consult dey charts

if they've got potato in them, they're crisps
end of

remembering an afters

lol

In the UK being gender critical (aka transphobic) has been proven to be a protected characteristic under the Equality Act, just like being Black or disabled.
Clown country.

We all excited for the start of the World Chess Championship starting tomorrow? My money's on Gukesh

your skin isnt white

ok its actually mental though how niggas think they have a say and want to. just dont

Eating some sausages and mashed crisps.

eating some bangers and crisps

phew, I'm white after all :) Now to celebrate with a slice of cheese, a cup of black tea (no milk), a red apple and a biscuit.

mashed potato is obviously fucking different, not marketed as a snack is it?

Sausage discord on a madone

youtube.com/watch?v=_3-t5ZFbjRU

this you?

kino
the old zombies music was peak

It's crisp gratin for me

^^^^big crisp shills having a melty LOL

Her parents want grandchildren. You’ve been chosen by them and invited to their house. One fairytale marriage and on your wedding night her mummy is in the room with you, soothing her and rubbing her hair, offering words of encouragement, telling her to open her legs wider as you enter her virgin quim for the first time

might get a blepharoplasty

Sausage discord

This what they calling the tranny discord these days?

sprinkling some smoked paprika, salt, pepper, mixed herbs and bicarbinate of soda onto my crisps lads. gonna roast them and have them with my roast dinner.

nice response to someone calling you nonwhite you dissociative disgrace

Sikhs are bro tier

potato != crisps
snacks containing potato = crisps

if they've got potato in them, they're crisps
end of

mental how cocky nonwhites are

covering my salt and vinegar crisps in some olive oil and parsley then roasting them in the oven :)

nice response to someone calling you nonwhite you dissociative disgrace

learning about gamma ray bursts

She’s into pleasing her man
You think they get off on blowjobs? It’s a “you’re my man and I want you to be happy” thing

lets see them try (and fail) to refute that one

lad's all embarrassed after being called out on his mongy crisp post lmao

thats you
you posted the image for me. im white. youre not. your place is set and was set in time forever

Yeah tuna and melted cheese on a baked bag of Walker's la'

AAAHHHHHHHHHH NIGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

learning about gammon gay spurts

covering my cock and balls in olive oil and parsley then roasting them in your mam's fanny :)

im white

Don't have to attach a selfie to your posts

theory test booked
get in

in my experience, women enjoy giving blowjobs to big massive willies. the type of willy where the willy-haver is aware that sucking it the whole time is unfeasible

Cocktail sausages don't need reheating

I had a bottle of mcewans. thanks

Haha yeah love skips me but dunno if it counts as a potato

glad we could agree :)

give ya mam my cock and tail and sausage and reheat her sexually

that's him done

lil ahmed got so mad at this image
now he's pretending he is white

Ive decided on a 210 pound christmas bonus, you'll receive your cheques in the post

getting da one of those huusk knifes for christmas

I’m not white but I grew up in a white area and whites are more accepting of me than browns who think I’m a coconut. Feels weird that the racism I experience comes from my own race lol

i can fix that for you if you'd like

me bottom right looking in completely the wrong direction

SeasideMARK

Rachel Reeves was a chess prodigy

210 pound

we all getting a go at yer ma?

Also a munter, as you call it

Bet she loved playing blacks

yeah because your own race is full of spastics
its a cultural thing
our government allowed you to make enclaves
its over.

you're getting fuck all now for your crude remark

in my experience

His mam really tells him every detail of her day, eh?

It’s just internet banter though
Everyone should make fun of each other, that’s life

doritos arent crisps
made out of corn
no potato in them

iddy baebby :)

All races have their spastics, there’s just more black and brown ones because of the inbreeding and genetics. I agree with you on the enclaves. Dunno why you’d leave your country to set the same environment up somewhere else. What was the point in leaving if you’re not prepared to live life as they do in your new home?

lol

how do I make a catfish account

desperately need to wank to the toilfu's pics

OHHHH! A GUY'S MUTHA!

mad how deano has a missus, a good job, mates, a house, a car, a watch, a ps5, a 70inch 4k tv and enjoys life

found out about this
grim
and during ww2?
holy fuck lmao
ummm isnt this movie supposed to be about the blitz?

...the blitz?

Adoptive parents charged with murder, torture, child abuse after boy dies at Southern California hospital

But how does he pay for it all

i made this image when i was about 16 and nobody believes me
odd to see it compressed beyond all recognition

On the not so cheap credit
Deano was a low interest rate phenomenon. Sell your shares in Miller and Carter

how old now

prefer not to say

big fucking tosser that's what you are

are incel boyfriends coming into fashion?

me bottom right

i do love tossing

no that guy is just carried by being 6'6
and she is like a 4

I just remembered that time when all of Europe went to conquer an area of land smaller than Wales and failed to defeat the Muslims

yikes

skinny fat at that height

uma

Has to be the Magpie Party

gay porn when he goes to spain

crusades?

incomprehensibly fucking peng

Honestly the worst thing about this shit is that there are tonnes of authentic WW2 stories you could tell that have plenty of black and brown people in them. Many of them completely untold. Like the Burma Campaign and the Battle of Imphal, or the Battle of Singapore (where 70% of British troops were coloured). Or the story of the coastwatchers in Papua New Guinea. Or the Chinese Labour Corps and the building of the Burma Road. Or the war in East Africa and Ethiopia. Or the African troops who fought in the Battle of France. But fuck me no just shove a darkie into the Blitz it'll be reet. Sick to death of this shit and I suspect actual minorities are as well.

Anyone else enjoy toil? When you’re at toil your mind is always occupied and you only have to think on the outside

When you get home you start thinking about other things and it kinda makes you depressed and restless you know

and she is like a 4

Cope, she's a 6 or a 7

youtube.com/watch?v=fJ2N3PLjdro

Tuned into the BBC's new Tudor program about Cromwell and Henry VIII, first thing I see is a black woman in an 1500s English court

We will remember them.

No, toil's shite

omg get some standards please
how do you rate jessica alba or kate beckinsale if she's a 7? dont urealise how retarded it is to say they are 12/10
you spastic

perhaps because minorities will relate more to a setting based on their home and not some far away land they're now three generations removed from

How do you keep occupied when you get home them

Nothing interests me so I just end up sitting with my own thoughts instead of doing something to pass the time

NEW

ah... hello all

bedtime soon

This is a weak excuse even for you leftypol.

she wants a smelly incel boyfriend

umm... i'm not dead lol

WOKE DEI PRONOUNS, ECO TERRORISTS, HAMAS TERRORIST SYMPATHISERS HAVE DESTROYED BRITAIN
VOTE REFORM TO LEGALISE FOOTBALL, LAGER, SMOKING, AND KICK ALL THE DARKIES OUT!!!!

Absolutely insane to me how Manhattan island is completely surrounded by highways. Massive road infrastructure almost entirely blocking off the rivers. These highways were build between 1937 (Henry Hudson Parkway), 1955 (FDR East River Drive) and 2001 (West Side Highway). They could have dug up tunnels for the roads and put in green spaces along the river but they didn't, instead they just paved it off and blocked it up. People alive today remember Manhattan before the highways. I wonder how they feel. Looking where at one time there were docklands and productive infrastructure, where there could now be parks and river access, and instead they can gaze at grey 6 lane highways.

jessica alba or kate beckinsale

8.5s

Deano was a low interest rate phenomenon

a well made point
much to think about

General Slim’s 14th army. Self sufficient infantry ‘boxes’ that could be surrounded by the Japanese and supplied with air drops. Mad stuff that needs to be on screen

Pretty British girls bred by giant incel cock

howling
you are uttery blind
envious of your life where you walk down the street seeing "supermodels" everywhere

pfstschhaaaa

We shouldn't tell African and Asian stories because...minorities will be too stupid to understand them

Common leftypol self-own

youtube.com/watch?v=dXLCHvRsgRQ

your wordsmithery is wasted here, post this on twitter and you'll get 200k likes

this could be the pull of the century

cars le bad

yawn. cope on povvo.

Foy

Sorry Jessica Alba and Kate Beckinsale aren't that hot

really fucking wish i didn’t message her she’s removed me on goodreads now
really fucking need help

cuppa ON
sardines EATEN
my life A MESS
brit OPENED

really fucking wish i didn’t message her she’s removed me on goodreads now

really fucking need help

most of it is a shithole as well
at least on the brooklyn side you can walk along the riverside
anyway, too many of "their kind" in NYC for my liking - wouldnt go back there

you need to get a clue you get great advice daily but refuse to listen gonna get yourself arrested at this rate

good lad

fuck sakes lads she's blocked me on Habbo

ayo diss nigger eatin deens

she's took all the furni in the divorce :/

Romeo romeo, where art thou romeo

I really hope you're in your 20s, because if you're older than 30 I hate to tell you but you've fucked up your life

she's blocked me on stormfront forums

a lot to unpack in this post

What do you call this?

I see my post is nearly ready for a Anon Babble thread. A bit of fine tuning and its 300 (you)s for me.

very american thing to say, not even saying that to tease

Ariel

theyve nuked cheadle lads

magpie party busy
youtu.be/Wh_Tdjs6iYs

OLD post by now

What makes you say that

love to see her shag a lady even if I have to force her cock in the woman myself as I hit his prostate to ensure she's erect

utter muppet

I'd call it a Varax Torkvinda 4 armad 124 Förzinkad personally

mind shutting up? cheers

Spin the goonbag

Can't find in dictionaries.

It’s not so much the toil itself I enjoy it’s just the fact that I’m not alone with my thoughts at toil

Surely people in other countries can understand that

Why do you need to spin the goonbag?

thinking about the time I bumped into someone from uni (ie 10 years on ish) and enthusiastically greeted him and he just could not give a fuck

he wrong he mistook what it is
it is actually a rotary clothes dryer

The sun looks weird

trying to ask a question that will get lots of (You)s but I can't even type it out correctly, can't parse any of the words in my question and determine whether they're in the right order or not
why is our language so fucking retarded lads

Must be a cognate

I specifically asked for trannards not to be posted because I get like this, this ain't my fault.

why don't we celebrate our colonialism, facilitated by traitors?

Ohh, that probably works. Thank you, good sir.

no worries x