Ermm... Finnbros? Explain yourselves

i fucking spat out my coffee
how will Finns ever recover from this

I thought he chopped his dick off

incelbros... what's our excuse now...

He put a piercing in his taint.

The Finnish version of PewDiePie's romance

FUUUIUCK

Please come to Finland and impregnate our women

I thought his mom was his gf

CWCs kid will be half finnish

That kid is going to be the King of autism

What the fuck

this is insane
she's literally a child lmfao

yes but she's dead now so chris chan moved on

finnish win

Is this his gfs 10 year old sister?

sicko

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fucks his mom

fucks a child

can Christine not have a SINGLE legal relationship?

what the fuck
am I really falling behind fucking chris chan?
I really need to kill myself already

The mom is still alive, you fucking retarded nigger.

seems there's some conflicting evidence about this online. I think she is dead though

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kek, i remember when the folks set the bar at like

i will NOT die before Nickocado

but this... this is humiliating

The wiki has pictures of her in 2024.

extremely autistic

tranny

raped his mom

still hasn't been sterilized

child

That's just the Finnish phenotype, refer to the two infamous images about the two types of Finns

She's either doing this for fame or it's a repeat of the pickle suit prank from the old days. There's many dedicated groups of people that will take things as far as possible to make his life resemble some sort of Greek tragedy.

What is your excuse, incel chud?

She's either doing this for fame

She has self awareness and hides her appearance in public. It's why it's been 2 years and there's not a clear close up and person image of her.

that's what I don't get. If she's his gf willingly? why does she hide?
is she being paid?
did she lose a bet?
is she actually a tulpa made by chris-chan?

Because for some autistic reason, she actually likes him, wants to be with him, and don't want to be harassed in public?

The 2 types of finns are Finnish and swede though

Isn’t the girlfriend a dwarf looking girl?

Says a German

autistic reason

don't you mean evil reason?
how can you be with someone who actually raped his own mother?
I'm tired of everything getting justified as just "autistic reasons"

What has germany to do with it?

Nope

Lmao
Kiwifarms losers on suicide watch

Your flag and your post. And youre calling us autistic

chris-chan gets a cute finnish gf

boogie gets a cute 20 year old redneck gf

What the fuck, why can't I find love too?

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You are not broken enough

idgi

Germans can be pretty autistic too. There you go

just go outside m8

But the thread is about Chris-xhan and his finnish gf.

just be famous bro

Go to prison. it's how Chris met his gf. You know how serial killers get thousands of fanmails? Chris went to jail and she hooked up with him through mail-an-inmate.

Just don't kill anybody since you actually need to LEAVE the prison and fuck a woman.

Tie me to a missile and fire it at Virginia. I am ready.

who?

kek

You fucking get me with a retard chuckle....

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I can't express how much pain I felt looking at this image and realizing I have never and probably will never experience this. Chris chan fucking beat me at life. I just want a cute gf I can do cute activities like this with. Why did God have to make me such a fucking loser who's scared of women?

chris got a family before me

Biggest national L ever, holy shit finnjävlar how did you manage this?

I have no idea who these people are

Infamy is a type of fame.
Are you surprised attention starved creatures known as women go after celebrities

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KEK oh boy
Time to drink