Songs From The Big Chair edition
/brit/
Roy "Chubby" Brown
jeezy own half of atlanta
sora shiina
is this blend of gimmicks purposeful or in error
omdz what have you done heathermong
Did the 900 second thing fix spamming?
Sir Gimmick Poster
brah not lookin so healthy, what's wrong with him?
oh my DAYS got a cute gf me mate how jealous are you
skinny inne
yeah
Gonna move to Wales, buy a nice little house for cheap and gentrify the fuck out of the shitty little town and increase the house prices
why /brit/ specifically
been marked with impersonator
this will be my next hairstyle
nigga look like gollum :skull:
poo smells from the big chair edition
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world
Please come to Newport and fuck our women
500lb fat fetish pornstar who records himself eating lives down the road from me
been marked with impersonator
BRADLEY
just found out nosh is yiddish
yeah funny but you lads don't seriously believe that this is him right
been marked with impersonator
*to the tune of katy perry*
I’ve been to wales and I liked it
entire bottle of cotes du rhone down the gullet with the roast chicken lads
kek
#
Slob my cock
#
Deflection
#
and here you are agreeing with anyone who is against me, TOP LOL, rent free
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Did you or did you not make the post complaining about "putting a darkie in the blitz"?
mayuri shiina!
vpn off spaki
Wasn't worth posting twice
gentrify
That would imply you're improving the area
It's funny how Englishmen are too cowardly to confront migrants so they flee
lads... it looms... it is upon me...
wasnt even worth posting once
Cockney was the original multicultural London patois influenced by Yiddish, Romani, Greek, Italian, and Irish.
i can see his nipple. get this man janman
might get my cock out
why are blacks so confident
Heh heh heh heh heh
They lack self awareness.
all football matches on telly should just be the highlights
*manically*
don't you wanna know how we keep startin fires?
That would imply you're improving the area
Yep
Also tou do not confront migrants, you're a permanently online schizo
Why don’t incels and fences just get together and create peace?
well?
you'd be confident too if you was packin dat big ting
your thoughts on kikuchi hina suelad
took you a decade to go from running 9 candidates to 14, at the current rate you'll win those 120k voters in about 1270 years. x35 that and you'll on roughly an equal footing with Reform (who got 5 seats)
your optimism for a failed ideology is truly remarkable
Russian forces have reportedly captured a British man while he was fighting for Ukraine.
No, I was thinking Swansea or Neath
Fucking roaring
Greek? Really?
What do you do for work?
Nosh meaning blowjob?
so much love to give
Sir Starmer
Was a merc.
Lucky to be captured as mercs don't qualify under the Geneva conventions and they beheaded one of the ones the Russians caught
ktim
please help
overcompensating ooz they have nothing to be proud of
64,999,999 more to go
Swansea doesn't need gentrification. Neath is a better shout or maybe Ammanford or something. Drag them into the 21st century kicking and screaming
Yeah lass, try to use your brain and confidence more or else get the bodytype required for your current mental state, you choose, love takes sacrifices.
are you irish diaspora?
No it isn't. It's onomatopoeic and natural English slang.
Top Russian general and 500 North Korean soldiers 'killed by British Storm Shadow missiles' in devastating attack
Acceptable communist clothing
Suits
Leather trenchcoats
Simple military tunics
Cuban style guayabera for hot weather
Mao style suits
guffawed at this post
I have a thick 7 inch dick and I've been a timid unassertive coward my entire life
any sensible alternatives to office toil tomorrow?
Shagging your mum silly
fishing
Got a feeling some lass from school topped herself, but I can't prove it
Schizobabble
Where can I buy a leather jacket?
coming back after a weeks holidays - NOT HAPPY
belgium
canada
mousey
all must die
Why would I want to risk being the guy killed in a swordfight? I'll take a comfy office job any day
Alri reznov
I really like this post
Communism isn't a failed ideology, it's the only proven successful way to overthrow capitalists.
throwing a monday sicky is a high-risk strategy, but it's achievable under the right circumstances
going to goon to her later
t. virgin
Gimp suits
Assless chaps
Shouldn't you be getting ready for work tomorrow, comrade?
wouldn't mind a welsh gf t'be honest
southern rights denied s
well be ground beneath the tyrants heels
die in the outhern army or get sued for doubting sandy hook
Sir Keir Starmer.
Just realised I haven't had a wank in the newly purchased first home
Maybe that will sort me out
it's the only proven successful way to overthrow capitalists
And replace them with a fascist dictatorship. Great job chud.
:3
HOWLING
blog on you boring bastard
Fucked your hairy sister though
Yeah I've watched his interrogation video.
Immensely embarrassing for British imperialists. Hope he dies lol
shackles
generic bug #whatever
i hope Kant Surviror gets Keir shotter
joking. its a pun
if you're a women and no guy has ever even attempted to fuck you, you're actually in a worse state than incels. men will try to stick their dick into anything
what websites do people use to gawk at gravure idols anyway
Mad how there's millions of worthless people making eye-watering amounts of money being employed in the entertainment industry, people whose only purpose in a perfect world would be to clean my house or trim the hedges.
Let's see it
Fucked yours as well. Was like shagging bigfoot
twelve hours from now it will be a week since I've moved to the house I bought
feels so big
Source: Anon Babble
Anon Babble, redd*t
Sir Sissy Fucker
Immensely embarrassing for British imperialists.
Fuck are you on about
He isn't acting on their orders lol
at least *it* looms rather than another day of being a useless slug
that monday night beer is closer than ever lad
Sir Gangbang Creampie
not eating a poopy right now ;)
His name is James Scott Rhys Anderson, look it up.
Yes he is. British participation in the conflict is state sponsored and higher than even the USA.
Who the fuck are you? *rapes your mouth shut* back in your box
give me epinephine and a rifle that shoots them. put my in Ukraine
I’m just saying
I’ve never met an unconfident black man
how often do you lads fantasise about fucking off into the middle of nowhere and living off the land?
It’s over for femcels
nun kimmy cud do
Everyone goes on about the Israeli occupation of Palestine
Yeah?
What about the British occupation of Ireland that is still going on?
Different note - Reagan and Thatcher even suspended all arms sales to Israel for far less than what's happening today.
Yet so-called liberals won't do the same during a literal genocide.
Final point - fuck the lie obvious lies in the OP. The person who spams that image is a known repressor. Trans rights.
right
but if you were going to gawk at a gravure idol in particular you wouldn't really use either of those sites would you
it's not as though there's a dedicated subreddit or a dedicated thread for a particular model
Rattled the runt lads
almost never
i already live in the middle of nowhere
sscromign
British participation in the conflict is state sponsored
How so?
challenge for you kids posting right now: get arrested by what you post right now
That's actually a really hurtful comment. Combines national stereotypes with insulting familial bonds. You are a bully, sir.
Luckily, I don't have a sister.
Yeah shall be going to bed in 10 minutes or so, just cranking some fash
brilliant, commiemong and greekcommiemong (+ VPNs) and fucking mousenonce is back to boot
Not a bad point.
I had a system worked out:
1: Arrive at bar sober and after midnight (as described above).
2: Stand — do not sit — at bar and nurse PBR.
3: Wait for drunk girls to come to bar to pay their tabs.
4: Attempt casual conversation w/out caring if they reciprocate.
5: When they do: bonus.
6: Keep cocaine use to minimum (see, “effects of cocaine” below).
7: Ask the girls who start a conversation lots of questions. Act (and sometimes genuinely feel) very interested in them.
8: When, after ~20 mins of chitchat, girl puts bar receipt into purse and says, “It was nice talking to you, but I should get going,” look surprised at bartenders shoving glasses into dishwasher as they ready to close and agree that you also must be getting home.
9: Just before girl walks away, say, “Hey, would you mind if I got a ride home? I literally live right up the street.” This, of course, turns out to be true and does not seem at all predatory or unreasonable.
10: If girl says sorry but no, smile, say, “No problem, it was good talking to you.” If girl shrugs, says sure, bonus, but not there yet.
11: In girl’s car, instruct her up the street half block to outside of apartment building where, conveniently, there’s no shoulder or parking space to pull into. Instruct girl to drive around block to your off-street parking. This, you remind her, is for her own safety.
12: Upon drop-off offer: “I’ve got a couple drinks in the house, if you’d like one.”
13: If girl says no thanks, see 10 above. If girl says yes: cha-ching. Done.
By this method of restrictive diet plus calculated luring of women into one-night stands, in a period of six months I destroyed my depression, boosted my self-confidence, and bedded no fewer than thirty different women.
I wonder if this really does cure depression
drinking gin and coke aha
Here you go Sluggish Schizophrenic
thegrayzone.com
Grimbo
im losing my edge
sir cousin shagger
The new 'eitch
its quite nice actually
bit of lime too
I don't have a sister.
Yeah sorry for raping her to death
about to witness spamming/flooding
kahtimmer
*bangs terry's chocolate orange on table*
It's not Terry's... it's mine
That's right, so we don't need you, you can shag right off, oh sorry, I meant fuck the right off, can't use english today can you, the pakistani grooming gangs will arrest you
heathermongo joins the fray
holy grim
Where does this prove Britain is sponsoring Brits to join the Ukraine forces? It doesn't.
been seeing a girl in an open relationship and she sexts me nightly despite living with her bf
don't understand how that's meant to work, is he just laying there next to her looking at pictures of my willy
janny doesnt ever do anything about it
he clearly wants it here
think about cambodia a lot
defending the allies
Germans
killed 1 million
allies
killed 50 million
...
Thought she stopped texting. Story's slipping mate
I remember my childhood in london
It was always the black boys that went talking to the girls
Teasing em, pulling their hair,pushing and prodding but making them laugh
Meanwhile we stayed back because we didn’t want to be reported for sexism
Kill yourself fucktard
We need to expunge rightoid Nazi incels from /brit/
the chuds talk about a singular "commiemong" but I think there's enough of us now that we could seize control of the general threat discussion and narratives if we want
he was here last night
took care of it so he did, good lad
Fuck up
HIV
expunge rightoid Nazi incels
we call them jews
Think I'll follow up on that aussie police report I made a while back
hope you're right
ever take it up the arse?
might I have a segment?
Please do, will be easy for Janny to clean house
nah she was just at the beach and her phone had no reception so I was getting green text bubbles, which I had assumed meant I was blocked but she's BACK
We need to expunge rightoid Nazi incels from /brit/
the chuds talk about a singular "commiemong" but I think there's enough of us now that we could seize control of the general threat discussion and narratives if we want
good lad. you're mysterious
done him
Heathermong has switched sides and has declared war on Belgium
Belgium is a white
over status: it's
*walks up to 2 people having a conversation* RIGHT you have to let me be in charge now, talk about gay porn
*snap*
it's just spaki posting on another device without vpn
There is a California quail living in my garden
Very cool looking bird
ran out of fucking weed
blaming you for this
get their little shit pipes banged
he's a confirmed brown
shagged a girl last night and I did a bad job
Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*
Zangu on his Santa Cosplay
HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!
ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!
hes a chinky
youre right with your cope you already typed tho the Chinese never do that shit and dont act like that. hes for sure brown
haha yes good very good
mad how I have no rizz
quail is very nice
Before or after you shagged her?
Got into another fight again
you know what they say about Asian bois right
theyre fucking
gay as fuck, estrogenized seethers
Cars should be banned from the red circle.
Emergency services, delivery vehicles, trades vans, buses, and licensed taxis only.
I imagine the cuckspammer/spainpaki to look exactly like Harvey Price
i think that, as we go into Monday, another week, we can agree that white people are still the best. all the other races are not. right then business as usual
as it has been, gents
Hello you cunt
he is unironically disabled and admits it
i disagree but have a nice sleep
looks like kaitlyn katsaros anus
saw really hot girl on hinge two weeks ago
sent her a like
looked her up (very easy to find) despite not having any socials mentioned on her profile
found her private IG
last night decided fuck it, we're not gonna match and I want to see more of her so I requested to follow her
today she matched with me on hinge and messaged normally
few hours later she accepted my follow request and followed me back
Is this serious stalker vibes? Jesus christ I've well and truly fucked it SO BAD lads
I actually love women they're really nice but I simply have zero sex appeal so they're never interested lol
oh well, the sad case of being a 5'6 fat ugly balding manlet
i never agreed to this
blog on
what if instead of toil tomorrow we just didnt? could be a move
nah most women unironically like that shit
have had these thoughts myself, I only have 4 days of sick leave left tho and if I get ill in December I’ve fucked it
There's more to life than consensual sex.
during
shagged her good last time hopefully that's enough good will to keep me on the roster
at least *it* looms rather than another day of being a useless slug
For me that is exactly what "it" is.
t. toiler
its just the way that the world works, buddy. no matter how much shit you post to Anon Babble
it will take 20 of you to combat just one white person nojt already affected to show some love and your work is undone
feels good
thats the end of the conversation. bye bye
champion of the people
be funny and good at music, worked for bill bailey
such as?
night mate, sweet dreams of being wrong
... you know...
im built like bruce lee you know
i i played wojack dollhouse i would still put chudjak and trannycoal and ship them
cry about it, rorke
a bottle of jack and some prozac?
If he can get a bitch you can too
stop worshipping bitches
seeeeeeeeeethe
Scalded myself making noodles, burns are the worst pain
mad that
same
they're really lovely creatures and it's not their fault that I will die alone
done him
What's the reason for putting fluoride in the water supply and toothpaste?
only one day of toil tomorrow and the rest of the week i'm free
make me gay
just cancelled my jaguar order
these dogs are sexy
yesterday i woke up sucking a lemon
did it work?
Mouthyank what's your current style?
yesterday i woke up sucking a golfball
Why bother going to work for one day? id call in sick
partially
make you gay
*Loses a game of scrabble and jumps and ragdolls on the desk*
SHE WAS A HOOAH
i'm back lads what have I missed
Tom Cruise looks good in a overcoat
Taken at a UK university. These people are legal adults mind you. We are so utterly fucked.
War criminal
theres a new crowd so i am going to indoctrinate them with love and cares through the magic and joy of children - they seem to have forgotten
well that's a shame, monster and this board is what made me fruity
The pakislop I just devoured. Straight from Elton’s Kebabby x
did one of those personality tests and got INTJ, whatever that means
off to go book cooks in the Caribbean, lads
oh no young people have a sense of humour
now by you i am sure
monster the energy drink?
i drink one from time to time
just saw a yank video of some teacher that said a class still failed even after she emailed them the test answers because she knew none of them would read the email
*quietly eats a slice of quiche at the back of the thread*
aff tae bed
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*turns head around like a zombie hearing noise and starts screaming and running towards you*
I can get laid and have short term relationships with women if I pretend to be normal but it's very hard to maintain such a mask, and once the mask does slip, they want out as soon as possible
if I just be myself to women they automatically assume I'm an autistic virgin
such is life
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
skibii ohio toilet skibidi skibidi rizz
I told Collony to change his name after faking his death but it looks like he didn't. Better hope HMRC don't see this.
*bumps into you while carrying my tray of pints, spilling them everywhere*
Some incel was just sprinting at me at night again!
perfectly aligned teeth look uncanny. i'd prefer avril's teeth any day
sci-hub .ru domain not going to be safe for use by use Brits soon
in what ways are you autistic?
are you passionate about trains and lego sets?
Your average 18 year old is now mentally 13-14 years old. It's honestly scary, there is this HUGE developmental gap because of COVID and we are completely ignoring it. Even just 10 or 15 years ago this would have been completely unimaginable. I work in a sixth form and honestly these kids are not ready for the real world at all. I had to break up a game of tig the other day. I'd have been fucking mortified if, at 18 years old, my sixth form teacher had to tell me off for playing children's games in the fucking corridor.
apparently "everybody wants to rule the world" by tears for fears is associated with skibidi toilet somehow? idk I can't keep up with this shit anymore
and they cant taste them with their tongue
just be yourself but not a weirdo
Skibidi Australia !!
perfectly aligned bollocks
yeah kids these days are retarded and don't even shag each other
reckon we're headed to like 0.4 fertility
OI frenchlad
I'm quite fond of trains but have a robust social, pubgoing and shagging life thank you very much
probably helps that I don't ramble on about them
any white bastards itt?
sci-hub.se
reads
02:26:14 Neutrino diagnostics of ultrahigh energy cosmic ray protons / Physical Review D Ahlers, 2009
Wow, impregnable truth there is a plan to replace whites
rereading the canoe man story forgot how kino it was
John Darwin applied for and obtained a passport using the false name "John Jones",
kino
Some time that year, a tenant of the Darwins' block of bedsit flats recognised Darwin and asked him, "Aren't you supposed to be dead?" to which Darwin replied, "Don't tell anyone about this." The tenant did not tell the police because he "did not want to get involved.
kino
Knowing that his "John Jones" alias would not pass this level of scrutiny, Darwin decided to return to the UK under his real name and fake amnesia.
kino
you people arent happy when the police tell you off for racism and arent happy when racist nonwhites get arrested
you just want to be sad/angry
thats what you arent advertised to, or if you are then its to make you sad or angry
be yourself (the best version of yourself)
basically most of this
it's not an issue 100% of the time but it's like 80% of the time
and if I try really hard I can pretend to be normal and these things don't really show to others, but it's exhausting to do that and it just feels insincere and fake
How many weeks of community service did he get for that
KeirBots on a mad one
02:26:14 DNA repair and cisplatin resistance in non-small-cell lung cancer / Lung Cancer Rosell, 2002
sci-hub.se
blog on normie bastard
community service? he got a knighthood
well how bastardly were the victims, they might've had it comin innit
can get a shag easy peasy but a gf is simply out of the question for a man like me
ooh no good
no one noticed this when you were growing up?
i was one of the anons talking about how you are stewpid for voting Labour, always was. not that i would vote Tory or - cringe - reform, like anon wanted to spam for
might play fifa if that's ok with you lads?
And the copper had an egg like a fucking laranja
no. not acceptable. do better.
It's honestly scary, there is this HUGE developmental gap because of COVID and we are completely ignoring it.
any more examples lad?
Keep it down
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Darwin's two sons initially expressed elation at the return of their father,[31] but as the story unfolded, they issued a joint statement stating they felt they had been victims of a scam and implying that they wished to have no further contact with their parents.
lol they never even told their kids
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mad that britain was racially homogeneous for centuries and all britishers did was kill each other and starve and fuck each others cousins
Pre toil sleep very much on the cards
my parents were too busy getting divorced and I went through the english state school system
DISCLOSURE: THE yank talking about whites ITT is black in real life and probably Hebrew black. not that everyone shouldnt have the freedoms to speak, butyou should know, and he wont tell, and may try to decieve
Just saw a wild pack of sub saharan youth circle a lone white girl before descending upon her
shut up nigga
get a personality trait. youre worse than blacks
absolute state of you
kill yourself right now
nigga
bit grim
did you have somewhere or something to escape to?
yeah my computer and my online gaming friends from the uk, ireland, and europe
managed to make a few friends at secondary school and they've been with me throughout my life so they work as a kind of support structure but they're all obviously on the spectrum too so that doesn't help
now we're all hitting 30 and it feels too late to permanently change our behaviour