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/brit/
Kindly asking the redditspacing yank to fuck off
corr
holding space
im a pussy, im a lover, im a cat churning butter
Daft Punk - Aerodynamic
hate myself and want to fucking die
that was very rude of him
darts final lads
Nyet mouscow
What's your fashion style in one word?
thinking about the time I bumped into someone from uni (ie 10 years on ish) and enthusiastically greeted him and he just could not give a fuck x
depressed
mousey :D
Just ordered a ‘ki takeaway lads
Chicken burger, chips, donna meat and a piece of southern fried chicken phwoarrr can’t wait x
CK3
Arrange Marriage
Offer Guardianship
Time for kino
Is that Ariana Grande?
What the fuck happened to her?
#
>why don't we celebrate our colonialism, facilitated by traitors?
Are you on active duty or are you genuinely this thick?
did I ask
she must be so fucking relieved she dumped you.
he was kind of polite about it it was probably my bad for misreading the reaction. should have just seen his face and been like "yeah anyway hope you're well take care" and left it at that
Absolutely mental how far the Carthaginians got into Italy under Hannibal
teenager(I am an adult)
Grey man
t-thanks for buying me dinner anon
What do?
it's been a nice day today
no work tomorrow (neetchad)
feeling good
blog on snorelord
he didn't have to be a cunt though did he
he was in there for 10 years just moving around conquering cities (but didnt have a large enough force to take Rome)
anyone ever had an interview for the civil service
what the fuck are these Profiles
what am I meant to do with this
fuck me
Fuck off foreign leech
I don't recall offering to pay
Mature
I JUST posted this in the other thread and you’ve already pirated it
Shameful
Mum's shopping
gonna get the torkvinda out tomorrow, capitalise on this wind
enjoy having no money and no routine or structure to your life, enjoy your social isolation and mish mash of days/months/years my lad x
Are you a wog or a woman? If not then don't bother
Mature
thats mine you stupid oriental whore!
Jilsander
this guy has sex
but you dont
thoughts?
youtu.be
this drive the yank mods insane
Any other proletarian, marxist, communist, republican, atheists yet culturally conservative in some areas (clothing, music, gay rights) but open to constructive art and believes in world communism and proletarian internationalism man in?
facilitated by traitors
Meaning?
ROCKET MAN, WANKING OFF HIS COCK UP HERE ALONE
Server Uptime: 17:08:15:16
but I don't have any of that
Can't phone post, lads. I just get 900 second counter followed by another 900 after I click verify. Going to have to limit my shitposting to out-of-toil hours.
least contradictory lefitst
Aussies told me that goon of fortune is a kids game but these are all adults
please stop making those posts
and well all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home!
in 1861 - hurrah! hurrah!
that is when the war begun - huzzah! huzzah!
Definitely not, what a fucking faggot
no :) x
I've been invited for the interview though already
normally you don't even get that far
Absolutely fucking MENTAL to think that some of you post here sober
Just can’t fathom it honestly
All the men, regardless of colour, who fought on the Allied side in WW2 are one hundred times the man you are or will ever be. They are worth more than the entire cowardly nation of Irish so-called 'men'. They fought and defeated actual fascism. Unlike your pathetic excuse for a non country that actively condoned, sympathised with and collaborated with the Nazis and then had the audacity to play the victim. I regard your entire race with utter contempt
what are you on about
what is it with those black cunts in the club toilets harassing you when you're washing your hands and going "hey man why you don't take care of me man" and trying to sell you a singular spray of cologne
it's just bizarre
no money and no routine or structure to your life
sounds exactly like my life when I was working some fucking gay 34k job in london mate?? lmao
He's a Greek commie parasite living in Ireland
I'm a communist not a leftist.
I suspect people who call themselves "leftist" do so because they're afraid of the supposed negative connotations of the term "communism".
cologne
FOY
caffeinated for me
always go in the disables to avoid them
went badly wrong once when i pulled the SOS cord thinking it was the bog flush
kill yourself incel
cry more abot white people
surely you know you can be left and not communist
the haul
*buckets a pail of storm bert induced flood water into your living room*
The bats have fled the bell tower
The victims have been bled
Communists are quasireligious in their language so no he probably doesn't
excited for osrs leagues lads
going to clubs
idiot
state
was pretty shocked how prolific foreign beers / lagers were in the UK when I was over there, although to be fair local ales abound
was in a club once and the African had turned the handryer off and was harassing everyone trying to wash their hands, told the bouncers and saw him leaving not long after looking like he was going to cry haha
Sadly, Rorke's fat da has been slain by Storm Bert.
That is somehow even worse considering the heroic resistance put up to the Nazis by the Greek people, in particular the people of Crete who attacked German paratroopers with farm implements when they were invading their island and then helped Allied soldiers to escape. For which they were rewarded by being summarily massacred.
more of a wow classic classic man myself
Where's that dildo of yours
don’t know what this is faggot
yeah? name 33
nonwhites
pulled the SOS cord thinking it was the bog flush
classic blunder!!! haha! what is he like eh
thinking of watching the day before tomorrow tonight
Sorry forgot image
CLEARLY goon of fortune is not a mere child’s game
They're just brands, basically all of them are made in the UK
get hangxiety for at least 3 days after I drink
don't even have to drink that much :/
still can't get over this absolute specimen
youtube.com
nice one, now all the toppings are one one side of your frozen pizza...
hmmm.. nope! :) luv u too
part of the reason why I stopped haven't had a single drink in about 6 months
MEAT IS MURDER
1 BILLION ANIMALS ARE KILLED - DAILY - FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION
THAT INCLUDES THE EGG AND DAIRY INDUSTRY
kill yourself incel
very much appreciate your dogged and informed defence of allied peoples of WWII
KTIMandthegf
Fortnite
Do you think the overcoat looks poncey?
love yourself friend
x
don't think I could give up beer completely but reckon I could only have 4 max of an evening and it would have to be on a friday so I would completely recover by monday
don't know who said it was a childrens game but it's mostly people aged 18-20 yeah, pretty rare once you're older
please add me I have no friends and I wanna play, what’s your username
What's the first thing I should do as a member in OSRS?
What's the British spelling then? Colonia Agrippina?
saw this lanky fella on the train
was hunching his back, trying to make himself smaller
stand up from my seat to get off
i'm taller than him
lmao jordan peterson was right about lobsters and posturing and all that tbqhwy
Night 4 in my newly purchased first home.
I was feeling a bit better yesterday but tonight I'm feeling the buyers remorse again. It's always in the night where I start to feel down about this place.
Tonight it's not really the noise that's getting me down (I can hear the muffled TV of the neighbour again but I'm getting used to the traffic)
What's getting me down today is that I really really loved the area where I was renting. I miss it so much. Where I bought now is a nice enough area, but the town isn't somewhere to brag about. If I could pick up this house and plonk it where I rented it would be perfect but I could never afford to live there.
The place I rented was last purchased 10 years ago for 10k more than the house I purchased now, if that makes sense.
looks nice but you have to be able to pull it off
associate overcoats with older people 2bhbro
Waterfall quest, witches house, the usual
I'm sure you can, but on its own the term "leftist" is meaningless.
Much as with "tankie" which now seems to be applied to everyone from Josef Stalin to Tulsi Gabbard
Too structured unless you plan on being formal every time you wear it
If you wear a structured jacket like this with jeans you look stupid
the cronem are slapping their oiled up s curved batons rapidly into katy mmhmm..xx
I don't play that muck
can we get #Dateanincel trending??
Köln
Bolg on
Aftershave
mouthyank
I'm a communist, suck my balls retard nazi edgelords
walk across asgarnia, open the gates to taverly and bask in the glow
youtube.com
Apple Crumble was nice. Got a bit sweet at the end
If you receive a like from a woman on a dating app, she is more likely to be undesirable. This is because (and I say this having known many women in this situation) pretty much all women have hundreds, if not thousands of likes lined up. They have no need to be casting out new lines because they'll never run out of fish to reel in.
Come on upload a story already
shagged plenty of fit girls who liked me first, why you capping
I do get very very bored and would love a beer tbf
It will when you wear it.
Beers + ganking venezuelans at the wildly chaos altar
That's the evening sorted x
if you can't express what you want to express in the form of a song, story, photo or painting, don;t bother expressing it at all
i don't chat to women because i can't stand pretending to care
cronem pushing katy's squishy guts in
Looks a bit flimsy and going for style rather than functiom
Probably why none of them chat to you either
Ok I will.
My mum said she was proud of me today because she knows how hard it is for people to buy a house these days and said my house is really lovely.
Luckily it was over the phone because it made me cry because I don't think she knows how I'm really struggling to settle in to the new place and how I'm getting bouts of buyers remorse. I also know buyers remorse is extremely common, but man it really is gut wrenching. Its a similar feeling to when you're mourning a break up or something. I really don't feel like myself
Didn't read a word of this post
more like parpnite
If you wear a three piece suit to anything other than the most formal of celebrations in the year of our lord 2024 you do NOT have sex
fucking HATE snapchat's useless notifications
Would you shag Lucy Liu? She's 55
It's commiemong I don't think sex was on the table anyway.
final drops of the wine bottle
final dregs of the weekend
it all burns to nothing
it all becomes....toil
Based
Teabag fascists
That's ok, I need to vent. It's therapeutic
it's the shite weird new house gimmick someone is trying to force. not really sure where they're going with it
Lucy Who?
I would repeatedly mating press her
LOL Belgium is disabled what a fucking loser
Lucy Poo
they don't chat to me because i can't stand pretending to care?
yeah good one you spastic
enjoyed this poem
adjustment takes time lad, you can at least take solace in the fact that you're allowed to feel how you feel
try not to wallow in it though, all things shall pass
in the meantime, get to know your neighbourhood. Spend some time at each of your local pubs
moot question since she wouldn't let me anywhere near her
It's not a gimmick, I just need a place to vent. Surely it's better than the cronem poster. At least my blogs might resonate with someone reading who is also going through the same thing
Lucy Liu
what if she had no choice
I was more mirin the coat.
But communists should wear suits again.
Suit Socialism
Sometimes it can be enjoyable posting in /brit/, but then I see 5 schizo posts in a row posting the most toxic brainrot shit and I wonder why I ever come here
the durag wearing cronem are viciously bustin hymens open
On the nightshift lads
So I'll be participating in Aussie power hour this morning
For that reason
try and figure out what the max you can have is la x
I. Need. A. Chinese. Girlfriend.
BELGIUM FLAG UNMASKED
appropriate name too .. HOWLING
all the aussies got scared off by the mouse and have only now started returning in drips and drabs
foreign beers / lagers
All brewed in the UK by two or three giant corporations.
the cronem are doing a bunch of sets of hymen busters rn x
grim
yep
can't wait till i get a job again. i want to spend money on things
being skinny becomes problematic the older you get
I suppose
TIMMMMEEHHHHHHHH LMAO
not looking like I'll shag in 2024 but got a good feeling about 2025
Here you go
Fat girls rule the world
Are you a work of art? Because you're a peng ting
really not sure if i would or not
whats with asians having good fat storage genes, so weird
i shall not accept the fat chinky gf
i want a qt slim one
fair enough, just found it a little odd that they lean on foreign brands / lager recipes
but as I said, local ales abound so I get it
THE CRONEM
are you a funny little chocolate bar with a joke on the back? because you're a penguin
a fat gal to call my own would be nice
Day 3 of rancid bloody constipation and diarrhea that feels like I'm dying
off to bed.
looking forward to shit-posting with the ausbergs in the morning x
Are you diabetic? Because I'm comatose about you
fucking raining again
spider who lives in my bathroom still alive lads, thought she was dead
no good
the cronem be watching dem nukes vlad be droppin from kingston jamaica x
uhhhh marked with impersonator
apart from 2017 and 2021 when i took a haitus this is the worst group of posters we've had in some time and i dunno if anything can be done about it this lot can't even be bullied into making good posts because they're mentally ill to the point of utter delusion
wow what a great audience
the cronem be watching dem nukes vlad be droppin from kingston jamaica x
*gayly*
ooooo timmeh
see you mate
cronem planking on 200k
with sound files.catbox.moe/me27y1.mp4
Got jam in your knickers?
Correct
Due to that 15 minute thing I couldn't post on brit while I was on holidays pretending to be a wacky JF, sorry lads.
lmao I made this image in Stable Diffusion like 2 years ago. I can't believe someone saved it and has been wanking to it since
name jeff
maybe if you tell him to khs again gyaldemfreak might finally do it
It all used to be local ales until the late 80s early 90s when continental lagers became fashionable and took over.
Then about 5-10 years all of those continental lagers moved production to the UK, most people didn't even notice or care, the average British drinker is depressingly undiscerning.
Madri is the worst one, was never brewed in Spain, literally created and brewed in the UK for the UK market, but sold as if it's brewed in Madrid, taking advantage of the sheer gullibility of the general public, it's all very cynical.
can recall how annoying emmett used to be sometimes but he seems entirely quaint in comparison
Sir Stable Diffusion
shiesty wearing cronem quikslappin his baton into katy at the traphouse, her skirt lifted and her tight body getting felt up by his melanated hands under her uniform shirt
In 2025 we are bringing back communists wearing suits.
who remembers Beto now that man was a menace puts all the new useless lot to shame
Everton legend
I'm a chair-bound eternal seether. the ai black men make me happy
But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
its over for Belgium
youtu.be
Man dies in Queens Drive crash after car hits tree
Mum, Dad.... You might know me as your son, Callum.
But from now on I'm going to be living as a woman, a gothic lesbian woman.
You can call me Lilith Bellatrix Luna de Belmont.
Accept it or I will cut your bigoted asses out of my life.
Sir Mouse Poster
yeah fair enough
Never forget
durag wearing thugs taking turns violently ramming their twisty slippery batons into her tight back
fast and deep bashing until cronem 1 ran outta breath he pull out and cronem 2 go beast mode on her until he out of breath cronem 1 taking over again mmhmm lil katy squirting and shaking but dey keep pummeling their cannons into her LOL
I for one am glad the cronem spaz is around to distract from my awful posts.
Lol, that is pretty funny belgie!
He was based
Big supporter of the USSR if I remember correctly.
maybe try bringing back the communists first before you start dreaming up the clothes they'd hypothetically be wearing xx
even when 190 was using his tripcode he still talked like a wigger faggot
mental how comfy sodor is
Writing this out and posting it is gayer than gay sex
Why do they always pick these fictional story names?
Starting to see lefty women styling themselves after trannies with the bad wigs and makeup.
for me, it's toby
this general never really recovered from covid, it's been shit for years now
sent that welsh freak flying into the stratosphere
yh put some respec on that trip dutty yank pig hawk tuahhh
conkers
blokes fucking disabled now that makes sense. Good luck mate we’ve had far worse characters in this general and they all burn out eventually, you’re only ruining your own life Timmy
for me it firing off our muskets till they British go an run
youtube.com
he does live life to the max doesnt he
you're such a fag it's unreal lmao
I'm the leader of Da East Sodor Massiv
corrrnkers
He has posted over 400 AI images in this general since the end of September alone.
mans not about that life ini
used to like this bloke til he did our boy mallardlad dirty
Remember when snapchat was a thing?
I had a gooner account where I'd post my lewds for fun
My username was very explicit and cringe too let me add
Didn't realise family could find and add you on it if they had it by simply having your phone number
Yeah, didn't end well....
!!
Alan is a hall of famer, what a fucking freak
This post is a work of fiction.
dem wheelz be squeakin' when belgie go reset di router x
to be fair the UK has retarded laws around shit like this, if enough children play on that garden long enough it eventually becomes public property and she loses it
I knew an old lady who let a bloke up the road dig her garden for a few years, then the bloke turned around made a claim on it, took it for himself, then build a massive fuck-off house where her garden use to be
absolutely beyond stupid
Find the whole e-girl aesthetic utterly revolting.
no good, what happened
So they more than doubled their votes from their last election despite state and bourgeois anticommunism ramping up, yeah huge blow that.
BTW if they'd run in every constituency with those votes, they'd have got 120k plus.
The Communist movement is only now just recovering from the 1990s, and things are looking good.
I fucking wish
Just because nothing has ever happened in your life, doesn't mean nothing has ever happened ever
ktim - skanks with tats who try to look like literal children
very disgusting, honestly
the CRONEM tipping Belgium out of his wheelchair and subjecting him to an arse fucking Katy would be jealous of
I instantly deleted my account fell into a pit of deep shame and never spoke of it again
things I did when I first got membership in 2007 by using the landline to pay when my parents weren't home cos I was 9 years old
went to the general stores and peruse all the fascinating goods you've never seen before such as seeds, strange new runes, herbs, unstrung bows, teleport tabs, jewellery, etc.
purchased a cool Fremennik cloak, Canifis gloves, coloured boots so I don't look like a f2p poor n00b anymore
go through the Taverley gates
die trying to cross white wolf mountain
go to Tolna's rift east of Varrock to find out what the hell it was
try to do the quest and give up cos it's too hard
go to the trapdoor in the forest by Lumbridge where the HAM hideout is
put on HAM robes and switch to F2P worlds to strut around and have noobs asking you where to get those
go to the deepest level 50 wilderness past the gates and get one-shotted by a chaos elemental by Rogues' castle
go to Shantay pass and panic when you start dying of heat
try to smith gold only to find, disappointingly, that you can't smith gold weapons or armour
pickpocket men and women
explore Canifis and the eastern part of the map
get lost in the gnome maze trying to make the long arduous trek to castle wars
play minigames like duel arena and castle wars 24/7
do quests like Gertrude's Cat and Witch's House (which was too difficult for most noobs)
eventually complete Lost City, discover that the dragon weapons need 60 attack
Zenny
used to follow loads of pornstars on there
I can't afford a house
Might move to Wales and buy a Victorian house for 150k
Dressing like that for the paper. Bloody hell. Old attention whore. Maybe she should tip the binmen, societies forgotten heroes.
American communism will be a major political force again by 2036.
got loads of work done
is this the latest uggo that gay hollywood execs are trying to pretend is attractive?
votes per seat in 2024: 187
"things are looking good"
more for the rest of us then eh
dont japan have empty haunted grudge houses that the government gives you for free?
might get me one of those
Don't
Nothing worse than hearing nasally English voices in Wales
can feel a massive poo coming on
YANKEEEEEES
FOR SOUTHERN RIGHTS OR OUT
YANKARAHS
FOR SOUTHERN RIGHTS HUZZAH
whats the genetic makeup of england? read somewhere that the southeast is up to 45% genetically french and am scared im a frog in disguise
not remotely true
clarks wearing yardie cronem slapping slippy black python into posh pale pumpum chiefing tooka while dancehall be thumping (lil timmy cant fall asleep downstairs)
TIMMMYYYYYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHAH
What rights exactly?
The right to do what?
western* part of the map
how do you kniw
yeah
Tahmmy!
listening to "Around The World" by Daft Punk
not to be confused with "Around The World" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
read somewhere that the southeast is up to 45% genetically french
total horseshit, that
approximately 2000 normans came over due their invasion - to a country of about 1.6 million
they were genetically indistinguishable from the average bong within 3 generations to the point they tried to make legislation to prevent intermarrying because the Normans were assimilating rather than the other way around
x650 gives 121k
Like I said, it's progress after the 1990s.
Tough. I'm coming to gentrify your shitty little town.
was wondering the other day whether he still sings the line "mother russia do not suffer, I know you're bold enough"
know you're just a sad lump lashing out makes this gimmick less fun, I think being a genuine schizo was cooler
Slob my cock
Deflection
and here you are agreeing with anyone who is against me, TOP LOL, rent free
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Did you or did you not make the post complaining about "putting a darkie in the blitz"?