budding pintman edition
/brit/
holding space with the lyrics of defying gravity
Wonder what that big fella thinks about. What are his troubles?
Pengland
typical: you take a good thing then proceed to ruin it
christ look how fat that mongling is
child abuse
system leech raising another system leech
NORF FC
Wonder what that big fella thinks about.
I dont think he does
Kuffar be crazy
just like i did with you're mom's pussy
At the end of the day you think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister
ferrero rochers
plural
You wouldn't be ruining it because the original would still exist.
wow it's really him
based
ferrero rochers, the golfer?
imagine leaving a club at 3am like what is going on the party is only just vibing the headliner wont even play for anohter hour at least
Goyim be like "I have a soul too! I'm not an animal!" haha
I'm unsure about anything related to starmer's personality and interests because it seems like he doesn't possess one or have any
Toblerone but fererro rocher filling
river taff bursts its bank
shouldn'ta done him like that
just not right
The way he sits there, mouth agape, completely motionless fucking kills me every time I watch this.
He looks like some sort of prehistoric carved idol that would be dredged up from a bog.
that's a good point, i concede
tits and arse? i'm a cum man meself
Might watch Gladiator II and do a communist analysis of it
sir tax charger
Gladiator Poo
thanks for letting us know you gay cunt
Alri m8 get your groove on then
How come when I watch Netflix on my PC I get low bitrate 720p shit quality
But when it's on my TV I get full 4k resolution
It should be the same on both according to my account details
maybe they just hate scrotty neets who watch stuff on desktop and want to prioritise normie big screen users
i like girl cum
This kid has already attained the coveted 50 year old male British body type
shut it
so bored
might watch a documentary
dunno which one though
do you?
Imagine if the whole world had young female leaders and all their periods were in sync.
potatoby
cumberg stained me knickers
what
the tv is a form of desktop
false
someone post cami's leaks
Are you watching in browser? They probably give priority to their app.
i really dislike fat people but for some reason it is offensive to say
you're the irish mousenonce
What are you supposed to say??
Watch on Microsoft Edge. It supports 1080p
Trucks should not be allowed in residential areas
why is it? Who decides that
ok
what if they're working there or something
sunday roast poo
Sir Arsewog Raiser
*static*
"i'm hungover"
"can you speak properly, over."
"i did, over"
Olivia keeps ignoring my letters and emails
Lorry
do mdma last night until 9am with mates
get home and spend 3 hours scrolling porn and wanking
sleep for 4 hours
wake up and wank again
haven't eaten in 24h
flat smells awful
my life is a fucking joke. I am not a serious person
Flinging shite at my head
… tea making time …
Double muffler
ktim but with gear
what a mess
This is a typical 19 year olds Saturday night you’re doing just fine
yeah?
i was up early and went to the gym with the gf
oof
i dont think it would be gay to cuddle with henry cavill and slightly his penis glans and you drift off to sleep together
almost fell asleep driving today, i wasnt even tired just driving on a straight road for a long time was hypnotising me
I'm 38.
I'm 26
He gets a 10k a week box at Arsenal and tickets to Taylor Swift for nowt
get the poo eaten
Im 29
almost heaven
west virginia
when you say with mates
do you mean in a house party with girls and dancing around
or do you mean guys sat on a sofa with the curtains pulled with the only girl being one of their girlfriends where you all chat utter shit and do nothing for hours?
cos the former is alri
the latter is super grim
Had a large bag of Skittles tonight lads haha what am I like
oh, you need to fucking sort it out and find a partner
im 44
There was a kid at school who got bullied really harshly
Beaten up many times, pushed over into mud, belongings thrown from the top floor out the window
The bullies threw eggs and toilet paper at his house
Flushed his head down the toilet
Forced him to eat a dog turd
Wonder where that kid is now
Worth noting that the teachers knew about it all and chose not to get themselves involved
Yet they still held dumb assemblies about anti-bullying that did fuck all
QUAALUDES
ferrero rochers
epsom salt bath for me de lada
it 10x lush and i MEAN lush
scooby poo lol
chokin fur a shite
many such cases on brit
kemi's got a nice arse
You're not 19 forever pull yourselves together
I know it seems strange but things they change
Had a large bag of Skittles tonight lads haha what am I like
RAPE THE FUCKING DISABLED
gf just sent me this pic fromA the aiport x
Genuinely bored of video games now and not sure what else to do in life. Might go to bed early tonight
lol
i notice you didn't do anything either
we went out as a mixed group lads and girls to a few clubs, got back home at 6am, did more mdma until 9am with the blinds down chatting utter shite
yeah?
Sounds like something the school bully would say to distance himself from his guilt as an adult
Have to like, get up and stuff tomorrow...
BACKSTREET'S BACK
ALRIGHT
it fish finger night aswell de lada
good one lad
having to do things
It's over
your mum gave me a fish finger last night
thanks for letting me banter with you lads
it's been a pleasure
grow up
What area and time period is this? Sounds like you went to a dog shit mongo comprehensive in the 90s mate
Once wanked to the Benny Hill Show scenes where women get their clothes ripped off.
3
2
1
G00N!
PROPER grim that, that early morning blinds closed drugs sesh makes many a man decide to take a new path in life
braces are an absolute nonce fetish
grim hate it when that happens what was a decent night turns into a nothing and a complete waste of life with an "afters" of shit
um
90% underage. Grim. Fucking kill yourself.
get locked up
Yeah it often is gear instead of mdma, those are way worse
Worth noting that the teachers knew about it all and chose not to get themselves involved
Absolutely pathetic
Might go to bed early tonight
Alri Grandad
grown men can eat fish fingers
imagine saving this
I hate white people.
only thing you manage to save is your virginity
the bfs arsehole is extraordinarily hairy and pooey
Comprehensive around povvo estates on the edge of Nottingham, back in the 2000s
not for a lack of trying from your mam
Britain thunders out for a socialist industrial revival with massive production of trains, steel, electronics, artillery, rocketry, tanks, ships, housing, canals, and nuclear power stations.
*jumps out from a corner and roundhouse kicks you in the head*
Fuck off you paedophile you ought to be strung up by your bollocks
wheres heathermong?
Actually unironically felt physically ill seeing this
Weaksauce goon to some real shit i.4cdn.org
What the fuck are you on about, watch the webm, all of these girls are old enough for a good shagging, completely matured, theyre not fucking ten lol
bull got him
Rach is trying to put Christmas stuff around the house and said “it’s Christmas in a month!” As if if I wanted to celebrate my birthday on August 17th instead of September 17th she wouldn’t say I was mental.
thoughts on fatalism
I'd cum and become a cum patriot
Not shitposting here lads but i do not see the appeal of penetrative sex. I have never in all my life looked at a vagina and wanted to put my cock inside it. Do you lads really just sponatenously think about it?
can't help it
All underage you little cretin.
You need to be skinned alive slowly and slowly lowered into lemon juice
SHE WAS 17 YEARS AND 11 MONTHS OLD YOU SICK NONCE FREAK
you might have the gay
someone posts a braces webm
/brit/ loses its mind with obvious fake outrage claiming it’s noncey
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
it’s Christmas in a month
Not true in a month it will be Christmas Eve
you gay pal?
Plenty of 18-20s girls have braces. It's cute. And these girls are all sexualising themselves online. I would not guess any of them are underage, but if they are, it's not my fault that they are getting on tiktok and making wank bait. If they are underage, their accounts should be banned, no?
Bullying is nature's way of weeding out the freaks. 99% of victims deserve it. We stopped bullying as much and now kids think they're cats or the wrong gender and shit.
christmas eve is part of christmas
when a cherry is ripe it's ready for plucking
Why do paedophiles always make this exact same post as if it somehow justifies their paedophilia
Underage girls make tiktoks and you know that you vile little creature
Fucking slit your wrists
haha
this is so hot
braces are my fetish
why does it say goon though?
if theres grass on the pitch, play ball
kids think they're cats
No they don't grandpa, turn off the GB News and touch grass
Remember mass immigration? Loads of Africans and Pakistanis and god knows whats wandering around England and coming in in the millions. WHAT WER THAD ALL ABOUT?
lool
To be honest I don't really care if they're underage, sometimes I just like pretending to schiz out on people.
attracted to women but don't see the appeal of fannies at all
best women are those with a penis
Grim, probably worse than prison
arise you, who can take his place
a man like him cannot go unmissed
Dont fantasise about men.
me on the left
I'm 33.
hiii heyy hiya hey!!! x
block of butter for tea
trannies don't exist
furriest don't exist
Ok leftypol
We stopped bullying
Bro is and he can't maim children
drinking lemon juice
great post, the freaks won’t like it though but you’re onto something
P*rnhub verified a 15 yr old who was missing for a year into their ModelHub program. She was found being sold in 58 monetized assault videos.
You'll never do a thing against a freak nor against your tyrannical gov.
You're not a bully.
You're a bitch.
is this morally wrong
RFK Jr loving this
link?
why would it be morally wrong?
Children don't believe they're literally cats rorke, I don't care what your "end woke" Facebook group says
wonder who owns pornhub...
An Elder One
moreso if bingeing on coke, done that lots of times, sworn off drugs - never actually commit to it obvs
what's it supposed to turn into? Was a pretty good night out save any autistic moments, my life is just grim and i have crippling porn addiction
Mental how the Moon looks upsidedown from the southern hemisphere
It's meant for people on the breadline or whatever. Think it sparked a lot of controversy cause she has a high paying job, nice house and car
Making a schedule for the week ahead
never mind are young 'un supping the Guinness, I thought Big Bazza there was dead until he turned his head
Get the feeling you were mercilessly bullied at school.
ive got crippling poo addictioon
what's it supposed to turn into
when the vibe is done you go home
if you can actually do vibey afters like with people dancing mixed genders and so on then fair enough but coke plate afters etc are the grimmest things on earth
just maxxed out my autism stat lads
Fuck up normie cunt
when i poo i post
Dog walker, 75, dies after being swept away by swollen river as Storm Bert claims fourth life
funny how the right wingers taking over twitter killed it
It’s so grim because it means the main goal of the night was the drugs, when it should be having a good laugh and pulling a girl
right off to Tesco in a bit. No idea what im gonna get
It wasn't really anything, just a girl showing her teethbraces
Why can't we do a battle royale hunger games show for real, livestreamed globally
Only we force convicted nonces to be contestants
Imagine living to 75 only to get heemed by storm Bert
i guess in a way but loads of people are on drugs at the club when it's still about having fun rather than just taking drugs for the sake of drugs
week off the wanking for me. Done with it. Will be off the Anon Babble as well.
Little internet detox if you will
dont like this gimmick, very mean spirited
Wasn't bullied as much as I should've been
I was an autistic spastic freak, as well as being a terrible person, but I jestermaxxed for the entirety of secondary school to try and get by and it mostly worked though there were still some painful/abusive/humiliating memories that get to me sometimes
you volunteering as tribute then?
that’s what I’m saying, when you go to an afters and the vibe is just continuing to do drugs with nothing else going on it’s fucking grotty
You can't do that I am sure. They even have banned the word rape from the search engine, you have to type rough sex.
its evil
i was bullied but can't even remember school
oh yeah for sure that's why i asked the guy if it was that vibe or an actual afterparty party vibe to see if staying up till 9am on md was grim ro not
hardest drug ive taken is nicotine
2 more weeks
that’s probably why you’re such a jumped up little cunt, because someone didn’t kick your head in for stepping out of line whilst being a freak. It’s what’s missing from society nowadays
Haha mad! I’ve got a lemon and ginger tea! Lemon Party Bros
Nobody asked you, did they?
Alri Johnny Lawrence
Sick of west country freaks and their gimpy farmer samwise gamgee hot fuzz ass accents
Fuck off, it's not real, you're all putting it on
poonited
they are showering
its evil
Die
popping down to the bordello
Watching Deep Impact (1998)
The Bart The
This is child abuse
go get food from the food banks (its free, not whether you need it)
call THIS number and go H ERE
I was actually a massive coward for most of my life
There were times I'd stepped out of line and I would just run away/tell a teacher/cry because I was a conflict avoidant neek pussyhole and my dad is also a complete pussy
child abuse
having a storm bert wank
americans are very parochial people
If you voted Tory last election I don't consider you human. That simple.
Jason why are you using a UK VPN to post here about America
No my Storm is also named Bort
This but voting tory in any election
Voted brexit, voted Tory, will be voting reform
seeing some posts that belong on Anon Babble
What was the other guy's name in Sesame Street?
Must be mental being 80 IQ
shall be watching the NEW ColdOnes and having a few Tennents Super
wouldn’t know mate why dont you tell us what it’s like
wanna eat pussy
too young to vote for brexit, voted reform, will vote reform
You should all be ready for the rage of the gay man. He has been pushed to the edge.
See
Paddypower giving 3:1 odds for Nigel Farage being PM before Christmas
those are really terrible odds
Six people were arrested after police found gin worth more than £50,000 in a HGV.
They included two men found hiding in a haystack after allegedly jumping from the lorry's cab and running across fields.
Sick to the bastard death of this world
janny about to flip out?
the first thing you'll notice is I've got my cock out
saw u at the club on friday night
it was a bit small mate haha
I appreciated this reference
Go on, explain yourself. I’m anticipating a well thought out response from what I presume is a teenager as the thought of a 30 year old progressive labour voter makes my skin crawl
The clitoris is just a girl's willy
colleague brings her kid to work
the kid is a massive fat whale
nobody can say anything
nobody does anything
another life ruined
got the peng twinks pooing peng gay poo porn on
alri socrates
Look within
Any Christian or knowledgeable about the bible lads in?
Labour
Progressive
LMAOOO
Those genocidal freaks aren't progressive at all
I voted Green and shan't waste any time entertaining a mentally deficient Reform voting freak
Er…yh
yeah mate here
I voted Green
Green
and therein says it all, go lay down on a bridge mate hopefully an fossil fuel powered machine flattens you
this is what the anon from earlier looks like said "imagine a green x Jeremy x some other shit like that"
Seethe harder
Farage is an ex-city banker, he's not anti establishment, and doesn't give a toss about you
and Mother Earth doesn’t give a toss about you, we are equal.
calm down m8
he thinks the greens 'care about him'
omdz
that person just wants to be happy desu
seeing a host of posts that belong on Anon Babble
If I would describe myself as agnostic leaning christian, and have never read the bible, how do I even start? There's so many versions, study bibles or not, and various recommended reading orders etc to ensure that I'm doing it in a way which will make sense for my position. I am interested to see how I feel about faith as I read it, but also looking to read it to gain a lot of the historical, geographical, and philosophical knowledge that must come from it.
Oi yea i vote farage cos uhhhhh PINTS N FOOTY N SLAGS AHAHAHAHHAH
ah yes, the green runts and reform runts at each others throats
neither of your parties will ever achieve anything
pathetic fringe freaks
life’s pleasures
Sounds good to me
just read matthew and john
Got any gear mate? Don't wanna go into the polling booth dry ahahahaa
i recomend you start with the new testament
you can't properly understand it until you understand theo ld testament as well but the new testament is a lot more accessible. there are online resources that have variety of acceptable translation (nrsv, niv, etc). i suggest you start with mark and read through it slowly looking up commentary on passages you struggle with. if you want to get more involved you can buy a contemporary commentary to read through a biblical book with. you could also look at general introductionary books.
Lads what is your favourite TV show?
um yes i vote starmer cos uhhhhh HATE PINTS N
HATE FOOTY N HATE SLAGS AHAHAHAHHAH
this seethe is unprecedented, I was expecting a good argument from such a high IQ individual
these lawyers (go in with their mind made up and leave with no doubt in themselves that he could be right) and talk or fight to say that the person is guilty instead of forgoing that and stating the case to convince the jury
its sad that a man can spend his entire life building up a company, and then for no reason lose it ,and people that didnt do that get it for free
Trailer Park Boys
Cus I vote farage innit
never read the bible, how do I even start?
genesis lad x
This is Graham Lineham.
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
Fargo
Starmer is committing genocide in Palestine, like Sunak before him, and like Biden in America.
Plan for the week ahead:
post on /brit/
......
Mate it's like any other book
Pints
Footy
Gear
Slags
In that order
never read the bible, how do I even start?
This should help lad
erome.com
You find yourself in this position, wyd
it's ok, he'll bring them over to britain and let them groom all the children they want
Yes he's a freak who ruined his own life because he's obsessed with and hates transexuals and that's all very real
But for fucks sake lad, it's LINEHAN not not LINEHAM
Thank you, I've also heard Mark elsewhere too. I don't mind going out to buy one right now either since I don't enjoy reading online much. About the versions still, what are typically most popular in England? Is there one slightly above others? Like NRSV?
contemporary commentary
How do I find or know a "good" one?
I read the orthodox study bible, comes with a lot of notes to explain the background
bestcommentaries.com
i much prefer physical reading but unless you're getting a commentary i highly recomend reading the bible digitally as it makes cross referencing so much easier
remember as well this isnt something to speedread or to read for plot
if you're reading more than say 10 chapters in an hour you're probably not really reading it desu