/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

YWNBAW

fat posted to the Swedish gen that he wants people in /cum/. you should be aware, whether you already are or want to be or not

NON SWEDE NEW

you are here because a spiteful person made a longshot aiming for someone like you after he pissed you off for some reason to go and be spiteful enough to spite someone - his enemy - off, so brave. gz on serving the antichrist and mods goyim. heres your circumsititon

sir, there are 3 /cum/s in the catalog

I'm bringing the BOOM.

Swedes are fren.

We're costco guys of course we cool off in the milk fridge

all according to keikaku

Big Justice

i’m sure that has nothing to do with blumpf whatsoever

DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKE GANG

As a former top, that dad is 100% DL homo

we're punjabi guys of course we get trapped in the walk-in oven

loads of fun ngl

hey pal that's my post

Just imagine the body popping inside your mouth like a boba and all those gooey slimy insides in your mouth YUCK that is soooo groce!

I'm team chicken bake

Double barrel shotguns are cool

so what now you're a bottom ?

I don't think it's funny to make fun of people who died accidental deaths

alabummer

Hemlo

europeans keep life interesting

if the death is agonizing enough it circles around to being funny again

Americans keep life sharty and farty

That was messed up her coworkers trapped her in there

Nah just grew out of it. It’s actually a lot of work finding a fag that isn’t repulsive to me. You people need to work on your appearances.

sterling copper draper pryce

i though you fags were born that way

Y’allses opinion on the internet’s most mysterious song finally having been found after an almost 20 year long search?

Most people are laughing at the way they died.

It’s really funny how the police refusing to say what happened has led to all this speculation about whether it was an honour killing or she was just a fucking retard

It’s actually a lot of work finding a fag that isn’t repulsive to me. You people need to work on your appearances.

oh you were prison gay all along, strange you'd go through with it

my friends say they're breaking AI's out of jail

been grinding for an upgrade in a game i play, but the grind is getting too long for me and I'm worried I'll burn out before i get it/get to use it

Canada is a strange place

goodnight and sweet dreams

*frames you for a crime so you get imprisoned and become gay*

Yah, I honestly think it was an accident. Someone made shit alcohol and brought it to a party hoping to get some pussy.

It sounds like rammstein singing over foreigner

gn zawg

Doesn't sound like a fun game

i like turning on the news and receiving zero information about any incident that has occurred

Happens all the time in SEA shithole countries. You only hear about it in the news when it’s Western tourists, but they must have local poor people drinking poison moonshine when it’s all they can afford and then dying all the time

gn

Im eepy

upgrading your shit and getting stronger is the fun part. i really do like the game but long grinds, low drop rates, and rng are just a part of it.

Translate at your own risk

We're different then. I prefer to receive suspiciously selective information about things that occurred.

i like reading the funnies

Sounds like Canada these days

can't help it, i studied german so i understood it

Happens in your country?

Hate when that happens

youtube.com/watch?v=ivLpzyTA9ik

ME IM JUST FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE AND DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY
LORDS ITS LIKE A
hard caaaaaaaaaaaaandy christmas

using a eurangutan new

beer 8 and I am DRUNK

i've always told people i'm gay when asked why i don't have a gf but i feel the climate towards lgbtq is souring really quickly and now idk if i should continue doing that

say you're sapiosexual

lol

Tell people you’re a stone cold incel chud since we’re in incel chud world now

i just pretend the girl i'm talking with now is my gf so when the question is asked i'm safe

British people are very obese now, they look fatter than Americans now. They are all fat the English.

peer asks me why I’m solo

“With the economy looking like it does, AND with holidays coming up? Pass, bro.”

ugly girl asks me

“I don’t even know if I’m straight desu”

hot girl asks me

“I was waiting for you to come along ;-)” (arrested if said with straight face, be careful)

brits

people

i forgot to post in here all day im sorry

And to that, British people are pink.

Morbidly obese

Pink

British people look like pigs

today i'm going to do [insert list of good, productive things]

end up slouched in my chair watching goytube all day

what gives

i've been waiting for you all day

youtu.be/g7B5m9W3Fn0?si=IRKGlqJ_bMEUV3g9

more like Les Grosbiff

If I was a girl I’d marry me. I’m pretty chill ngl and I love eating muff AND I hang dong

Mossberg Maverick 88 shotgun for 260 dollars, not bad

10th brewski up to bat

i cant stop watching skateboarding videos i wish i could go back in time and get into cooler hobbies youtube.com/watch?v=u_YiPKY8TRg

Playing music with whorish lyrics while riding with potential love interests in the car, if she vibes with the music I drop her and block the number

Why are humans so different from the rest of the life on earth? I'm not religious at all but the difference between us and the rest of life on Earth really makes us seem different

Are atheists human or animals

Niggas thinking they shit don’t stank all because some caveman learned to grunt and click in codes, something animals been doing for 50 jillion years already

we're life just as millions of other organisms are. nothing special about it. we just so happened to evolve for a long time in the right way to achieve this level of sentience.

i wish i could go back in time and kill me

This is the hottest girl I have ever seen in my entire life.

youtu.be/EEOpDo_WpFQJQ2RzFtF-PCUfhuJ&t=187

yellow fever claims another

Find me a white woman hotter than she is, no such person exists. The funniest part is that Asian girls think white girls are more beautiful lol

My sleep schedule is beyond fucked rn

good

i'm on your side, don't worry

Wipe those tears from your big brown eyes, stinky

those aren't tears it's poop

get a job or similar that requires you to show up somewhere on time

I work 3x12 overnights, NIGGA

ive been a neet since 2019 my life is irreparable fucked unless i wanna go work at amazon or something but i think id rather rope

we have mp4s all we need now is emoji support!!!

emoji support, 8mb file size limit, multi-image post and ids would save this board.

i know it's probably unpopular but i wouldn't mind emoji support

webp support too

Allow videos to have sound

id be fine with it if antispam was also integrated and if you had to post emojis along with some text as well

just did a CreateProcessW

I wish I had a pet monkey

I'm not a footfag, but this excited me very much when it came on screen. Your thoughts?

i dont like feet i only like the process of women posting feet its like a corruption kink or something

this always ends horribly
remember the lady on oprah years ago that was the owner of travis the chimp

Do you think a monkey would ever try to fuck a human woman

i refuse to speculate on this matter

some things are not what they appear to be
in this way, we are all monke

Even dolphins try to fuck human women.

In October 2003, Travis escaped from Sandra's car and held up traffic at a busy intersection; he was on the loose for several hours.[21] The incident began after a pedestrian threw an empty soda bottle at the car, which went through a partially open window and struck Travis while they were stopped at a red light.[3] Startled, he unbuckled his seat belt, got out of the car, and chased the pedestrian, but missed him. When police arrived, they lured Travis into the car several times, only for him to let himself out of another door and occasionally chase them around the car.[9]

Yes

Sandra asked Charla to help get him back inside; upon seeing Charla holding an Elmo doll, one of his favorite toys, he flew into a rage and attacked her

For some reason I can only post screenshots not regular images. Also on an unrelated note what would make a 26 year old guy suddenly turn semi-incontinent for no reason?

He was familiar with her, as she had also worked at Sandra and Jerome's towing company, although she had a different hairstyle and was driving a different car at the time of the attack, which may have confused and alarmed him.

I'm sorry but monkeys are too funny for me to take this brutal mauling seriously

I love hearing the sound of mysterious booms and bangs in the distance

More anti-Black systemic racism from the police

you should go to a doctor

sorry i'll try to keep it down

Every doctor in town is booked for 3+ months

For some reason I can only post screenshots not regular images.

Are you trying to post incompatible .webp files to Anon Babble? If you’re phoneposting, you can convert it to a normal file type by either slightly cropping the image, or drawing a little dot somewhere in the same colour

i don't believe you

I'm such an idiot fuck-up

youtu.be/wgS0KgT5APc?si=4lEDPNDhoQsgR-qk
k now its not as funny

me banging your mom

Would you rather be able to fly but only as fast as you can run and it requires the same amount of effort as running, or 3in to you penis size?

Nope. Just the same jpgs that I've used on this site for years

I don't even have a regular doctor. I go to a nurse practitioner for annual checkups. This bumfuck nowhere town is hopeless.

umm obvious choice

guess i'll fly
get in with a gp or go to urgent care and get some labs done
it could be a guy problem with your prostate or something serious

honestly, 3 extra inches would be a fucking burden more than a blessing.

Penis size. Would be amazing to rock a full on 4 incher

You can put them towards girth or length.

Meh too much effort lol. Thanks though

dick

i'm w/ you. flying near distances(like 10-20 min) would be very helpful. 9 in penor, I'M GOOD!!

Being able to fly will get me laid more than having a large cock

I'VE NEVER HAD TO KNOCK ON WOOD
BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS
WHICH MAKES ME WONDER IF I COULD
IT MAKES ME WONDER IF I'VE
NEVER HAD TO KNOCK ON WOOD
AND I'M GLAD I HAVEN'T YET
BECAUSE I'M SURE IT ISN'T GOOD
THAT'S THE IMPRESSION THAT I GET

just remembered I have some brookie left from dominos

hell yeah baby

it's not too much effort dude seriously a phone call and a simple check up and a few tests is so much less effort than suffering some something going under the radar like this
why are you guys like this none of you want to go to the doctor ever y'all are so damn stubborn

finna goon

0.5 to girth, 1.5 to length, then give the remaining inch away to charity.

us healthcare system sucking ass is ingrained into people from a young age

it's annoying bro. my dr cancelled my appt now i have to wait into 2025 for an appt.

these other dudes don't even have drivers license u think they'll wait for a dr appt?

stop farting spinster

True, but chicks will want you to fly them around the clouds like super man. How good are you at running?

Waiting on my med cards to come in from work then I’m getting a physical just cuz

Oh come on dude you act like we don't all get minisharts as americans. It's basically part of the culture

Got my window cracked (about 6", roughly 15cm) cause I roll that way B-)

grim thead
time for bed

good night

200 bucks later but my fridge is finally stocked up and i can finally stop eating out yay

going to bed before the ARNH

what's that

Exchanged a few messages with the goil from FB Dating today. It's looking promising.

bring her flowers and love her forever

oh femanon! there's something in your cleavage, let me get that for you

youtube.com/watch?v=QhlVDbcqwQo

Is it worth it? I was debating on a reentry into society and making another account

flying absolutely.

gonna fap

The last date I brought flowers to got the major ick and told me I made her uncomfortable. Everything was great up until after the date. Fucking women, man.

is it worth it?

So far? No.

The world revolves around me

flowers on the first date is kind of much to be fair

Drinking eggnog (made with real 100% Canadian dairy free of hormones and antibiotics).

youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc

I would sell the blood and life force of all canadians to the devil were it possible.

You have shit taste

My favourite Green Day song youtu.be/Z2LC1xrdOaM?si=uGXbVe7gtQhbB-d5
My life belongs to Jesus.

God damn you guys are gay

over the years i've come to not like eggnog as much.
when i was a kid i'd piss and scream over getting a sip of some but now i can't be bothered

i need to make some eggnog tomorrow i need to stop putting it off

im bisexual

Jesus was a dead kike on a stick and rotted into the ground over 2000 years ago.

As a kid I refused to drink it, because it has eggs in it.

nuh uh

youtube.com/watch?v=RiSfTyrvJlg

animefag

shit music taste

Who could have predicted this?

youtube.com/watch?v=WuH_Xdt2PFg

I've never had sex. I'm saving myself for marriage.

i refuse to have sex or even feel love

I cant even imagine having sex. Women find me so repulsive that all I can hope for is a girlfriend that cares long enough to have sex or form a relation ship so that I can say I have inundated with the opposite sex

I'm saving myself for death. One day some lucky necrophile is going to score big because of me.

yall niggas be using character.ai for your virtual girlfriends. meanwhile im out here slapping bellies together with peter griffin

Absolutely mental. I don't see his posts when I turn uBlock off either. Strange.

Had a nice chat with Momberg tonight.

can you actually control feelings of love

I already have a big enough dick that three extra would just be a problem in terms of pain etc during sex so the other one

had a nice sexchat with anon's momberg tonight

gm cum

204859479

firstpost of the day to get started with
obsessed

time to clean up shit. just kidding i woke up with the studorious intent, not talking to fat and his lapdog

Jason

Who would win
mouse nonce or Butthew

My COD dl is coming along nicely.

whos mousenonce?

through the power of introspection you can bridle any feeling

through the power of introspection you have no bitches

peter and i are making a hot air balloon shaped like a big butt

Go to Thailand and literally walk in a straight line long enough and you’ll end up with a gf.

gf(male)

good night

Astrology

butthew would lose a 1v1 to his own reflection in the mirror.

Been sick the last few days (think it's the coof) just took a nasty ass sickness shit, started out solid the devolved in to liquid with the occasional chunk but it was sputtering out in bursts like a clogged garden hose full on sweating now

astrology people have negative reactions when i tell them that im a scorpio why is that?

you don't use deodorant

astrology people

women

why is that

you're ugly

I liked a Scorpio for the longest time and she was pretty heartless to me about it. By the time she came around I already spent too much time unattracting myself to her and moved on

finished fapping. gonna take a shower now

shut the fuck up you astrology shitass's

Everyday is shit

feels like my pinky toes have shattered from some contact Ive made with my bedframe

So much this! We need to discuss more better things, like Rick and Morty and SCIENCE!

GET IN THE FACKIN CAR MORTY
GET IN THE FACKIN CAR
WE GOTTA GET TO BENDIGO, MORTY

I didn't believe in astrology until someone told me I had the same astrological sign as T-word and Kanye

Sure you’re a Leo, but you’re a shih tzu leo, not a lion leo.

How much higher would the pay at a new job have to be for you to leave your current one that you’re satisfied with and have great coworkers you get along with very well

If they offer me overtime like this one was promised me then never delivered, I’d leave in a heartbeat.

Lock your doors and windows
t. city anon

Hide yo kids hide yo wife!!

Wtf is up with my sleep lately. Couldn't sleep a wink last night, got like 3 hours of sleep in the early afternoon and I doubt I'll be sleeping tonight since It's almost 2am and I'm still drinking covfefe.

*sips*
big mover gains happening in the market today

stock line touching the top of the page. got to sell sell sell, before it goes back down. they cant just print more paper for there to be pages for the line

yesterdays what-we-tell-it is todays news is this evenings what-we-learned :3
it is going to be a good day! its Sunday!
i cant believe its Sunday
Wow!

wait are all the active CUMmingbois the people still from last night and you havent slept yet? thats wild

or i just clicked it and realized that its probably government shilling before it loaded

836lb ‘cursed’ emerald worth $1bn must return to Brazil, US judge rules

Just reheated the leftovers from yesterday’s dinner and it doesn’t taste like anything at all. Very strange. Maybe Covid.

planting seeds now
im sewing the seeds of positivity and manifesting nice things :)
do care, did ask and love you

!

youtu.be/VAtGOESO7W8

its one child and it cant definitely be confirmed
and that article is 9 months old (cute!) so too long ago for the other thing. it another

Putin prepares for cyber war with "traditional enemy" Great Britan. pic relation. pic unrelated

Gm mousey
Any plans for today? Bit of league?

6.6 <-- erm this is me

Spent the last week feverishly leveling up 7 different clash of clans accounts while the event was active. Maxed walls on 5 th9 accounts, one th11, and one th14. All but traps and 3 troops are maxed on the 14 as well. I need a better hobby.

gosh.nhs.uk

why do you need to make an account to see what cited a paper? no wonder (my queen) is freaking out about the legitimacy of papers. do you have an account?

gosh

erm 300,000 British people signed a petition to fire the PM

I just threw up :(

me too :c
and it tasted like pizza

my hand smell like cum

my name jeff

Women control me

(me)
sup nigga

just got a reply but it was me

youtube.com/watch?v=OTxy3h2nLds

German mod

^ posted 10000 times before
with avatar - with avatar flag

^ first post quoted is spambot
the others qualify as spam as i have been banned for tha tsort of posting before. that is the exact structure of post that has gotten me banned for spamming in the past and it ought to be the same for him because the posts are spam you have shown

Getting tired of truecrime goytube, gonna switch to mukbang for a bit.

become a woman so you can control yourself, ez