duncan browne edition
/brit/
Cuba asks China for economic help
Have you tried being less communist?
Screaming at this.
This is Graham Lineham.
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
hi do you have a pussy? :3
I don't care about any of this.
I used to adore the bloody thing and now the beacon of light inside me has been extinguished.
My team could get raped and I wouldn't give a shit.
And yet I still check the scores. Very queer.
The two cans of Punk IPA and three bottles of Old Empire IPA prepped and ready. Love IPAs, me
no, thats doctor whoe
why are englishmen so beautiful?
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Doctor who exactly?
what does it feel like when a girl loves you lads
Might get Ethiopian food today
Real nigga hours
British farm owners are greedy spiteful bourgeois yokels threatening to starve the working class in the cities because they have to pay a bit of tax.
The sooner their farms are collectivised, the better.
yes isn't she lovely?
Sir Elton Johnner
meow! :P
This is boogie2988's new girlfriend the blonde would probably kill the pastel for a kiss from her
Sir Fedmahn Kassad
there's one near by me but I'm too afraid to go in because nobody in there is white and I don't want them to spit in my food for being a cracker
shan't be stepping foot in there
Wish you'd say this to the face of a big farmer boy and then get utterly battered senseless by him
hold your willy against the wall
when they take everything away
Might get Ethiopian food today
was starving earlier and I'm even more starvinger now
Have these fantasies often do you?
Hey
The 1980s called
They want their obsolete antiquated humour back
no just now in response to your post
waheyyyy
nobody gives a fuck you retarded poofter
not being funny but we do need to take makeup away from women
it's an absolute problem
lol the irony of commiemong saying this
Thanks for taking me out to dinner anon
Mad how you have these thoughts and most straight men don't
that boy is a CAP
Sir Incel The Fourth
or how about we don't tell women what to do with thier bodies
*shoots you in the stomach*
danny d has such a nice knobber on him
not gay myself personally but enjoy admiring it
The labour candidate who lived
odd post
that one friend that's too woke
aha
great stuff
It fucking looms.
that’s cap
aha
I once wanked over boogie2988
trying to win back the dutch ex-gf by making goldmember references
the "smoke and a pancake" routine seems to be workking
cap
bro is simping over an ex
hate to see it
No you didn't
don't know what this post means
She studied architecture at St Martin's college,
I took her to a coop market
Leftypol naming his ultimate team black cock fc
no cap nigga
for gods sake engage in culture for once in your life then
sweet potato air fried
30 minutes
200c
belter
Business idea: book written by obese Donald Trump titled "The Art of the Meal"
I don't watch films
films are shit
Elton Johnathan
Hens love roosters
Geese love ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders
?
hope elton john sneaks into your air fryer and leaves his monkeypoz special sauce over it
that’s cap
You wanna live like normal people
You wanna have what normal people have
already pitch black out
fair play lad!
some of these bitches on tinder are fucking crazy
Foreword by your fat arse
I was on the bus and looked at someone ass because it was a cougar MILF wearing skinny jeans, nd she looked at me, I looked back again after looking away twice and she smiled
Then she gave me an energy drink ^o^
As well as (when she asked if I was homeless) £10 !!
My life is a movie
And I still got it with single mother's having an instinct and need
as long as it tastes nice i don't care
required listening material for this post
fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul
yeah but you either weren't born normal or had something happen in your life that diverted you from the path of normalcy
reminds me when I went on holiday to scotland couple of years ago
in edinburgh we encountered a begger saying he didn't have any money for food in broken english and asking us for money, i said hed have to dance for it and he actually did too lol
we put on spice girls and made him dance for like 10 minutes before we gave him the equivalent of like £2 loooool
^o^
that’s CAP
indian gf 2025
Cute girl who also works where I work was on the bus one morning and dropped an ear ring
When we got off I went up to her and said you left this and she was really appreciative
When it was home time later I got on the bus and lo and behold she did too, and she made a direct line for me and asked if she could sit next to me
I said sure
And then we didn't say a word and I haven't spoken to her at work or on the bus since
cap
are you a MONG
any of yous ever bought used underwear online
they're coming for you rorke
holy cope noway you didnt say anything if she asked to sitnext to you
FUCKING RETARD
STUPID CUNT!!!!!!!!!
wtf putin is stopping millions of russian teens from playing their favorite counter strike and dota 2 games
this will cause a civil war, you saw how many zoomers got mad when america wanted to ban tiktok? its like that
wonder if that australian who posted about his "asmrfu" and linked her channel here regretted it
surely someone would have told her about how some freak is posting her channel on Anon Babble
ok
mousey balls deep in glasgow milf clunge
mean to be going clubbing tonight but dunno if I can be arsed
just easier sitting in bed isn't it really
I LIED
WE TALKED ALL THE WAY HOME AND HAVE NOW BEEN ON THREE DATES
sort of
was catfishing a fella once as a female tho and he wanted a pair of my used panties so ended up buying some and rubbing them over my balls and arse for scent
mad to think he probably wanked himself raw huffing my taint grease
ye but no girls in your bed
no lovely tummies on display
*swoons*
new discovery: the only difference between tesco normal mozzarella and tesco low fat mozzarella is that the low fat one is easier to chop up (albeit harder to tear up)
shall be buying it in the future
im probably the gta san andreas of /brit/ posters
that’s cap
cheeky bastid x
hello nigga
mean to be going clubbing tonight but dunno if I can be arsed
just easier sitting in bed isn't it really
piss off catyank you fat clown
The only place in London that discriminates you if you are straight!
Basically if you are a freak you got no problems getting in. You are welcomed with red carpet treatment.
Attitude from staff at entry. Who do you guys think you are?
You are in Canning Town.
One day you will get stuck.
People round here don’t tolerate crap from nobody!
tickling is literally a form of torture but not considered torture because it makes the victim laugh and even the victim wouldn't consider it torture after the fact because of the same chemicals that made them laugh during the torture session
Go clubbing for fuck sake you’ve got your entire 30s and 40s to stay in bed
screamgignh
this is my worry I'd like someone recommended because as a virgin freak I don't know if I'd be smelling fanny or a bloke's sweaty bollocks
didn't sleep last night cos shit sleeping pattern so I'd need to have a nap now and will probably feel rough when I'm meant to be getting ready
I'll hold on to my virginity just a little longer..
umm rude
told that slag
need a domme to torture my ballsack
decimated that cunt
SEA gf coming over this evening
There's this theory that in Half Life the G-Man's employers are the people at Valve who made the game.
why do they wear to ugly ass makeup bruv
hope she gets raped by a pack of feral bbcs
hate clubbing. not a dancer so I just stand awkwardly until I get drunk enough to bob about a bit since it's too loud to talk. rather be sat in a pub with good conversation drinking a real ale
Got really drunk the other week when out with the lads and said some things along the lines of white people should stop paying tax
you're a nut
you're crazy in the coconut
in vino veritas
if labour taxed wanks £5 a go how many do you reckon you'd have in a week?
What does that mean?
good post
the best jump scare of all time is in the 1998 videogame resident evil 2 when the licker jumps though the two way mirror in the interrogation room
They're tarq morons who don't work, they'll be raped.
Farm owners will own nothing, and we'll be happy.
I do get a bit racist after lots of drink
unironically ideal time to nap to give you stamina to make it thorugh the night
where u going
a decent techon party till 6 am or you going afters as well
unfathomably low iq post
Mental how shite clubbing is.
Pay for overpriced drinks while you can barely talk to anyone, 0.4% chance of picking up any women while the fatties completely ignore you and go for your more attractive friends who they have zero chance with.
Utter mental.
Mental how you'd be in prison for social parasitism in the USSR.
you're supposed to do drugs to enjoy it mate
otherwise it's like a roast without gravy
Worked out how to pirate games on Linux and now a whole new world has opened up to me x
why does disliking clubbing make him low iq
how many times have you been to clubs/parties/raves if you had to guess deeg?
Linux
you don't need to pirate tux racer lad
not a durgmong so I just do things I enjoy while my mind is clear
cunt thinks hes too good to be spied on by american corporations like the rest of us
so what if microsoft tracks everything i do, who cares
disliking clubbing per se is not an iq indicator but the reason given is absolutely low iq. for reference look at the "heinz dielmma"
500+
0.4%
lmao incel freak
had a dream a minor royal lady (who looked a bit like liz kendall) took a liking to me and we went on a wonderful date
immense sadness upon waking up
thought I was set for life
You know Cuba is an island nation smaller than Ireland with decades of embargo implemented at them, right?
some of you are beyond saving
microsoft probably knows everything about my pegging porn fetish but idgaf
if you dont like clubbing you're an incel!!!
okay freak
Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*
Zangu on his Santa Cosplay
HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!
ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!
I have ubuntu
she's probably my batty brother
most literate low iqer
i just like having control over my computer sweaty x
most sane drug addict
I think there's a cream for that
500+
and
Z E R O
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sexual encounters
how the fuck have you honestly managed that
Nah I'm a worker.
I'd be a top, top Stakhanovite in socialism. I believe in socialist labour. I believe in collectivism.
Loyalty to Communism, and love of the socialist motherland and of the other socialist countries.
Conscientious labor for the good of the society - he who does not work, neither shall he eat.
Concern on the part of everyone for the preservation and growth of public wealth.
A high sense of the public duty; intolerance of actions harmful to the public interest.
Collectivism and comradery mutual assistance: one for all and all for one.
Humane relations and mutual respect between individuals - man is to a man a friend, comrade and brother.
Honesty and truthfulness, moral purity, modesty and unpretentiousness in social and private life.
Mutual respect in the family, and concern for the upbringing of the children.
An uncompromising attitude to injustice, parasitism, dishonesty, careerism, and money-grabbing.
Friendship and brotherhood with all peoples of the USSR; intolerance to all racial and national hatred.
An uncompromising attitude to the enemies of communism, peace and freedom of nations.
Fraternal solidarity with the working people of all countries, and with all peoples.
I prefer reading a good book to clubbing personally
No it is Linux
Any fellow IPA fan in
not a drug addict
5'3 diego riveria but uglier (also i lie about not having sexual encounters, obviously, had one last night for example lol)
um
mental how incels try to portray clubbing/raving as the peak of human interaction.
been there, done that and honestly it does have its high moments when you're with your mates doing funny shit but 99% of the time its utter shite and boring.
Not entirely. You are correct in that they are landowners exploiting labour and that the agro industry remnants of the 2nd industrial revolution are resisting the 4th one (until they get incorporated into it), but there is a greater wager here, highlighted by the struggles of the SMALL FARM owners in India.
Nah I'm a worker.
Yeah? Doing what? You've dropped the LARP of the electroplating factory after people called you out on that. You're obviously a dole dosser since you're here at all hours of the day and night. Not sure why you think you're fooling anyone.
It's a fake story, literally from the Financial Times lol
As if they're privy to discussion between communist parties.
Socialism is Masonic in origin.
The average hockey fan and player could easily beat any norf fc guy or player
i prefer clubbing but shock horror u can do both
tho not at the same time
cope on
Shitting myself rn
pics?
how fat was she?
retard
;)
she was actually really fat lol proper thicc girl
I went to a club once and I didn't care for it
the music was too loud and my feet hurt
based lad
she respects your respectfulness of her feminine independence
hahah knew it, get in there boogie2988! we know you love em big, big lad
wear earplugs and stop being out of shape
Haven't dropped anything, but I got a different job a few months ago.
British farm owners being proletarianised is good.
it's lush x
Nah Nigga I’m a worker cuh!
shieeet yoooo!
Coooooor, get the trannards wanked
Extremely rude
nah i like em skinny but i liked her thiccness and skinny one had already turned me down
Haven't dropped anything, but I got a different job a few months ago.
LARP status: dropped
saw some videos from uk clubs and there was always some nerdy looking indians in glasses walking around in little groups
hello nigga
lel
You're allright
nah i like em skinny
fucks a fatty
something here isnt lining up.
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honestly scary to think how turned up a party would be when this comes on
faneto on steroids
mental how
Commiemong disappearing the electro plating factory from his backstory
feeling masonic and satanic
why you capping
beggars cant be choosers lol
how cute is she?
sputtering
you're begging for a fatty to fuck you?
ktim
no but if the only one who says yes is the fattie it's that or zilch
and as i said she had fat in good places
thicc
Yo cuh! you’re JPG is fai yaaaa cuuuuh! I ain’t gttin! my Baby Mama on shieeet yooo!
You seem quite versed in history for someone who dismisses politics and such
If a Briton under Starmer or a Frenchman under Macron says, “It is my right and duty as a socialist to defend my country if it is invaded by an enemy”, he argues not like a socialist, not like an internationalist, not like a revolutionary proletarian, but like a petty-bourgeois nationalist. Because this argument ignores the revolutionary class struggle of the workers against capital, it ignores the appraisal of the war as a whole from the point of view of the world bourgeoisie and the world proletariat, that is, it ignores internationalism, and all that remains is miserable and narrow-minded nationalism. My country is being wronged, that is all I care about—that is what this argument amounts to, and that is where its petty-bourgeois, nationalist narrow-mindedness lies. It is the same as if in regard to individual violence, violence against an individual, one were to argue that socialism is opposed to violence and therefore I would rather be a traitor than go to prison.
The Frenchman, German or Italian who says: “Socialism is opposed to violence against nations, therefore I defend myself when my country is invaded”, betrays socialism and internationalism, because such a man sees only his own “country”, he puts “his own” bourgeoisie above everything else and does not give a thought to the international connections which make the war an imperialist war and his bourgeoisie a link in the chain of imperialist plunder.
All philistines and all stupid and ignorant yokels argue in the same way as the renegade Ukraine supporters, Starmer supporters, Biden and Co.: “The enemy has invaded my country, I don’t care about anything else".
There ain't no electro plating factory and there never was!
he aint capping, its true. everytime i go out i see like the gangs of indians awkwardly shuffling about trying to pick up white english girls.
Good lad. You're mysterious
well i could either go hungry or eat a shit sandwich
and it is a nice sourdough
xD racism, so hecking edgy and cool!
you can only fuck fatties?
sad
cap
what kinda stuff did you do to banter the blackoids in your school?
Can you make an effort and stop being such a taffeta punk?
nah but last night that was the case
rejected by others
wut
Arrr *rubs Heathermong's fat chubbie cheeks*
we only had one and he was just a quiet lad
um
Spending £200 to have a one night stand with a morbidly obese women
holy kek
(8) the devil works hard like my liver (8)
Nah! Nigga I am Worker cuh!
who are you quoting
I want a kiwi dominatrix to murder me
got the counselling booked
I personally think it will be a waste of money but worth a try innit
Why do the trannyspammers constantly reply "um" to each other?
Is it some kind of discord code?
um
um
Like how frogposters spam their images to communicate with fellow paedophiles
Simpcorders say 'um' to show support for tranny porn
I don't know. is it?
she doesnt look so young
erm
ummm….
HA HA HA BOOM BOOM
worth a try innit
no
I need a shite
Go to any big city on a night out lads.... I dont know how any of you have not seen this unless you've been out.
I need a shite
think I'm going to get cherry vanilla orange and ginger for christmastime lads what you reckon? any other christmas flavors? (can't do peppermint for this particular project)
*Dramatic Shock*
Vo- Vo mAYgAD! fist fist DAT! Vu vu VuWayte VWOMEN!!! Wraaaa!!!!
I thought maybe we could kiss tonight ~
mate do you really think someone here would lie about it becuase they've never actually left their malodorous bedchambers?
Christmas in winter
Fuck right off
Chill it incel
why would I lie about brown men trying to pick up white girls in clubs?
it's literally the most average looking scene in any club in a big city.
hey niggas
literally from the Financial Times lol
Well respected publication
bizarre post
What's the Aussie alternative to white Christmas
sup nigger
So what?
/brit/: The Movie
Starring The "Dwayne Johnson" Rock as Bradley Walsh
Special appearance by Jack Black as Poleaboo
Watching Little Chinese Everywhere and wishing I had a Chinese vlogger gf
Mousenonce is currently having a meltdown in /cum/, spamming nonsense and saying how the Nazis should've won and destroyed Britain
i'm dreeeeeeeeeeeeeaming
of a white australia policy
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i put this on a wedding at 1am over the summer
needless to say the women went wild
utter carnage
I'm going to go wind him up
i'm not accusing you
Mousenonce is currently having a meltdown in /cum/
/brit/>/cum/ is the opposite path to what Emmett (an actually liked poster) made
why are they like this
Cuba today does not even feature among China’s top-tier allies in Latin America. Beijing haswhat it calls “comprehensive strategic partnerships” withArgentina, Brazil, Chile, Ecuador, Mexico, Peru and Venezuela, all major commodity exporters, but not with Cuba.
Sent those freaks flying
that’s cap
namefag
actually liked
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sometimes if a party is too str8 aka the lames are playing mr brightside i put this on to reset the vibe
(strobe warning)
Consumer season has begun. Prepare to consume products.
He was before your time newcunt
n-no-
Yep obviously he was
the gay porn tunes
gonna fart like a butterfly and poo like a wee
how would you know...
New
3 posts before the finishing line set by the janward? dangerous behaviour
namefag
actually liked
Yep he was. Fuck off back to /britfeel/.
the strange antipodean mind
why are degenerate freaks degenerate freaks?
Really sick of your shite early news
don't enjoy watching films without booze
Films are boring
takeaway for me my leeeeed
so.. the last brit