/brit/

r fred PBUH would have loved this edition

step dad is going to buy me a paki pizza

everyone has a price

Imagine the smell

This is Graham Lineham.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

Next one to get trips is getting rimmed by elton John

minion beedo

hot vapoury air

*gobbles your poo up no sooner than it has left your ringpiece*

corrr

Are there any popular but secretly kinda sweet and nerdy guys here cos that’s what I like?

he looks a bit like carlo ancelotti
obviously much less attractive

Not true.

So im guessing the "masturbating to cuck porn" was a joke at first, just like the tranny porn and the CP

What a tragic individual you are.

Yh I'm trans though if that matters

spankbang not working on brave browser anymore, this is very upsetting

it would smell of coal smoke and machine grease which are two very comfy smells imo
would take forever to get that smell off you though bet those blokes stink for weeks after driving that

bought something on Facebook marketplace for £129 earlier and i went to her house and gave him £130 cash and i asked for £1 change and she got kinda pissy with me for asking. Am I a dick for asking for change?

Private school pupils pushed out by Labour’s VAT raid ‘risk failing GCSEs’

Schizo post.

mewing a wank

It's funny how much Andrey Vlasov sounded like a late 1980s Russian liberal (liberashka) whining about Stalin.

are you autistic?

Is that funny aye

is glinnerposter the same as heathernonce?

*enters /brip/*

That isn’t what I asked

there is one by me and it just smells of steam, maybe if youre driving it and have to deal with the coal

it would smell of coal smoke and machine grease which are two very comfy smells

This!

Shame on every retard who couldnt figure out this was Adam having some incel melty about ugly asians and cuck porn.

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um

might grow a hitler moustache

Based

Tarqs aren't smart, just coddled scrotes who benefit from nepotism.

Why? Because I asked for change? If I was in Tesco I’d expect change so what’s the difference? You sound like my brother

Mental health award

I made more money today alone just by holding crypto, than what I earn in my job in a month
We live in a society....

Proper schizo melty lol

do you jeets have steam shows in your cunt? We have a local one and I go every year. They also do antique tractors.

answer the question

mate you are mental

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you obsessed with irish black obsession/ugly asian women/etc?

I genuinely want to know how you turned out this way

hitler gave it a go didn't he

who's this jav qt?

Bro is having hallucinations lol

Ah ofcourse, so you were samefagging on the Australian VPN too, just so people dont think youre only replying to yourself on one iphone.

/cum/ are struggling to deal with the menace that is mousenonce

Obsessives always end up more annoying than the poster they obsess over

erm

Someone get this lad on meds lol

You're an unintelligent schizo

shut up you stupid stupid stupid stupid cunt

filter flags

Brazil
Spain
Belgium

filters flags

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So im guessing the "masturbating to cuck porn" was a joke at first, just like the tranny porn and the CP

What a tragic individual you are.

No I haven’t been diagnosed with autism now answer mine

are you ever not on here? feels like every time I come on you are having an enormous melty over “Spaki” or “Spaedo” or “Adam” or whatever you’re calling him that day

This is still up btw

bro onto nothing

Very true

you don't like emma langevin or sum?

answer the question ranjeet

my parents house

the 2nd car

golf

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listening to mira x

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went a bit too far really

bizarre lie

i'm a gay nigga but i still take SAUSAGE

Took an anti-diarrhea tablet even though I don't have diarrhea and then I started immediately pooing. Not sure how that happens.

He's here all day fighting shadows
Schizos have done more damage to /brit/'s cohesion than generic trolls like Spainlad, but just saying this will cause a meltdown - even though it's true

when you juist open brit for a couple minutes every few days you really start to realise how mental everyone here is

Mfers just can’t comprehend that some people up and leave this place. It’s possible. Spaino left. Not 190 tho he’s still lurking.

she playing skyrim?

Arina Arata

allkindsofgirls

Usually whenever I see a schizo “notice” something about a personality they’re obsessed with on here i start adopting the same behaviour to wind them up. Never not funny seeing them having epic melties for hours thinking their sworn nemesis is here but it’s actually just me

what do i do, just copy paste it? not very good with computers aha x

shut up Miguel

Yeh keep doing this on a saturday night, keep digging yourself a hole.
Im not responsible for you, i shouldnt have to convince you to get a grip.

Go on, ruin your life even more doing this all day

for me it's that colombian-russian brown lady

Yes we all do it.
Congratulations you're in on the joke!

women exist to be worshipped

FOJFs

They exist to be beaten retard, natures punching bag

no

sorting the finances out
£600/month in a S&S ISA, still got £700 to play with
any suggestions? x

Keep telling yourself this adam.

Hell, im sure you believe it fully at this point. You dont even know who you are anymore.

ps5

'f just sent me this

Spaino left

autistic freak who provably posted everyday and had vpns just left, ok :/

give it me please

^this nigga having a melty so bad lol. I mindraped him.

i want to worship kiwi women

yeah kiss my arse

it's 2:43 pm here

Modern X is just:

Elon Musk (elonmuska) quote tweeted:
Yes

racist incel rorke @DefendEvropaBvasedChud
niggers

Yeh its really hard to tell if hes here or not

Its not like he posts the same shit every day.

fell like pure shit rihgt now

scanning...
scanning...
scanning...
ERROR no british culture found

i usually do 70% S&S / 30% cash isa
once those are maxed 100% into the GIA

If you oppose communism you are a liberal. There is no other ideology. There is only either the proletarian revolution or capitalism.

If you disagree, you are wrong.

thats not miss alice

this is going to set him off big time

nah just scrolling through memes and insta/tiktok/shorts

1.67 m

corrrrr she's big for a jap lass x

do you have a code per chance?

post her lad x

poochester shitty

no one knows how to use the feautres on twitter to block stuff you dont like

noo its only one person mocking me!!

Spaki, you're going schizo. Meds. Now.

sex

drinking a coffee

You need help

How is magners so sour, did their apples go off

she always looks musty

Every 1/3 posts is yours.
Dont be proud because you just fucked your life harder spending another hour here.

An hour you will never get back

BUT IM AN DISABLED SPACKER ROLLING AROUND IN MY BEDROOM SO JOKES ON YOU IM WINNING AND YOURE LOSING BECAUSE MY LIFE IS WORTHLESS SO I MIGHT ASWELL BE HERE EVERY WAKING MOMENT AND SHIT UP THE THREEAD HHEHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

got 2 oven pizzas on and im going to eat both of them

Still don't get how it ended up being so right wing

got one

any cash ISAs you'd recommend
are there any that pay interest monthly

There is someone posting here who is genuinely mentally ill, someone please help him.

because musk bought it for the express purpose of turning it into a maga/russia propaganda machine

mousenonce on a mad one on /cum/

lol has this ever worked tho
nobody has ever believed that you were just pretending, spaki
you're here 16 hours a day trying to "troll the deanos" and getting sent flying lmfaooo bro is onto nothing

epic melty currently happening lmfao

got the julia holter on
seeing her in 2 weeks !!

Fat poof

screaming that he fucked off there
mousey is our most effective asset in merking the yanks it would seem

Mental how badly Spainlord broke his feeble mind

*wobbles your belly*

you need to calm down incel

True tbf :/ sorry lad don’t mind me x

last time i checked trading212 have 5.3% but check mse to see what the latest best deals are

Youre going to make him seethe uncontrollably

lol

does he really think there's someone changing VPNs every 3 minutes just to piss him off all day everyday?

fat fucking cunt

Mental how badly we mindraped him lmfao

did you punch the walls of your incel bedroom after typing this post?

99% of /cum/ has our flag filtered at this point but he just keeps going the little legend

Yes lmfao

Spainlards blood pressure going up to dangerous levels right now

Oh not just that, it's multiple VPNs and multiple devices apparently
Not to mention multiple personalities and trip codes
These schizos unironically believe this

too busy tongue punching your mothers shite box

manchester pusey

Im envisioning him spinning round and round in your wheelchair in your smelly childhood bedroom while he samefags after being called out.

*envisions that*

Brexit won
MAGA won
Russia won
Globalists? Losing on all fronts

To top it off, he thinks that somehow VPNs are allowed here, they can easily get past captchas and that data centre IP addresses aren't already all rangebanned for abuse.

Israel won
white men about to die in wars for zog won

the man has kicked the ball into the goal (again)

all globalists

omds

We ,mindbroke spainmong so hard that he's took 5 minutes off spamming the thread

pint of ale, a couple of burgers and a few episodes of canal boat diaries with dogberg
what a life I lead

Brexit won

it turns out that right-wing beliefs are the mainstream majority in the absence of extreme government censorship and banning anyone for criticising incel left wing ideology
mad that

well lads that's it i've become a jesus freak
wonder if diego were here if he'd still call me an idiot

Whitened her front teeth kek

Just finished my TWO Hawaiin oven pizzas :D

you need to calm down incel

which denomination

ok but why did you reply 3 times tho

no denomination but i align most with anglicanism i think

It's just algorithm manipulation lol

I'm a presbyterian myself

Whos yor favor jav idol ? For me its remu chan

MAGA won

A New York billionaire backed up by big tech grifters won? Yeah huge blow for "globalism".

Got the Indian ordered, got loads of time before I head over to the gfs house

your mum x

yeah to take an awful shit at hers

drinking a glass of water

yui hatano

Most young women in Japan age 18-30 are JAV actress or have at least been involved in one.
There is no more Yamato Nadeshiko left in Japan. It is over.

will we ever have a /brit/ thread that isn't continuously shat up by schizos or are those halcyon days over

one day I will impress a woman with my cooking skills

whoever has the biggest arse

reminder there are cheerleaders posting under american flags

puta

you don't know what the word grifter means

last war before the east-west schism, francia will form the HRE in response. the franks and romans will have to fight islam alone

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man city might not be it lads

she's such a qt3.14
especially with that haircut

peng
e
n
g

Took an anti-diarrhea tablet even though I don't have diarrhea

why?

i accept your concession, grifter

putinha

liverpools to lose this season imo

never get too comfortable

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looks that way at the moment but things can change fast or so they say

just remembered I've got a poo that needs pooing

Why are orange cats such niggers

Musk, Thiel, Vance etc

nice fucking model *honk honk*

dr k's whole schtick is just explaining the problem without giving actual advice

ex gf posting bikini pictures on Facebook again, our bedrooms are opposite each other on our street so I see her getting changed quite often

that's not a definition

Old twitter was just:

ugly incel leftypol @childgroomer quote tweeted:
Uhmm, yikes, so where did you get your virology degree?
458k Likes

normal person @normie123
the virus is clearly from the wuhan lab and not from eating bat soup thats just silly innit
(!) This tweet may be misleading. Find out the real truth from this government website.

got to be up in 12 hours for toil

sounds like suicide fuel

of course arsenal has a downer when shitty shit the bag

arsenal are basically born losers

nah broke up with her, got a better one, but obviously I do still lust, would be the same for any ex desu

i solved a rubiks cube completely accidentally within 5 seconds once and i reckon that's used up all my luck for my entire life

your sneed my feed

formerly cucks

nah we've become strongmind, just need to cut out the bottling

is she the best jav actress

motherly face

thick body and good breasts

cute voice

is actually 32yo female and not some fake mature woman

literally instant boner

nah we've become strongmind

since when lmao

virus is clearly from the wuhan lab

Incredible how many right wing schizos believed this when it came from the US

Emily Dickinson was a lesbian how crazy is that?

since a couple seasons ago

Compiling shaders, please wait...

it's a buzzword they have to include when talking about right-wing people, just for effect cos it sounds like a nasty word you know

specialists in failure Arsenal, strong mind is not a word that fits

orking on a snso g

i'm halfway between elliot alderson from mr. robot and joe goldberg from you

any nudes

chicken kyiv down the hatch

lolwut
arsenal have choked twice in that time and basically been far too emotional
even against liverpool this season any serious team would have put that game to bed in the first half but then they were just like "nah this ain't us"

It's an example of the sort of person who embodies the term. Flip flopping, no actual principles beyond cutting taxes for billionaires, essentially just con men riling up rubes.

ahh dbd mong

gf gave me a footjob this morning felt good

waaah waaah rightie people bad

do whinge on you boring bastard

i'd imagine a lot of you lads work in IT or related fields, tell me, do you know how to hack?

BACK ONCE AGAIN FOR THE RENEGADE MASTER D FOR DAMAGER POWER TO THE PEOPLE

farting up a storm for 3 days straight

any beastial man in

British Union of Rightist Grifters (BURGER)

I dont work in IT or computers.

lucky
did she use oil
how did she react the first time you asked for one

wasn't asking you then x

watching the football

Yep, right wingers are indeed greedy scum.

are you commiemong

Hearts - Celtic?

bottling =/= weak mind

arsenal haven't thrown the tools down and given up like yesteryear. yes they can get frustrated and make mistakes but they hold their heads up high the next match

ok no probs

city spuds

i am yeah

doesn't mean anything just vibes
arsenal sans saka and odegaard is peak weakmind and only cos they're good enough to play through it

i have dissociate identity disorder (formerly known as split personality)
also, alcohol use disorder (formerly known as alcoholism)

How big is your willard

the real question for a volcel such as myself is: is gftoil really worth it? what do you lads think x

did she use oil

no, not a fan

how did she react the first time you asked for one

She wasn't surprised, because i slowly dropped hints ect and waited, didn't unload it all on her straight away. Woman don't really mind giving them it's foot licking or sucking which they're funny about which is fine because im not big on that anyway.

what are your other personalities

meaningless question
if you found a girl you liked and who liked you then you wouldn't be a "volcel"

looking forward to the new wallace and gromit movie

what if the other australian is me on a different personality
scared now

gftoil pays off when you’ve got someone else to half the mortgage or rent with and when you go on nice holidays seeing the world and that, the rest of the time it’s just keeping up appearances

screaming

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I only really drink beer before my evening meal as I feel too full afterwards and it's quite uncomfortable to have ale/lager/etc sat atop my dindins in my tumtum thereafter.
What're some decent beverages to partake off AFTER eating, so as to continue my efforts to become totally inebriated but without laying heavily on my innards?

what if he's in your walls?

Woman don't really mind giving them it's foot licking or sucking which they're funny about

you reckon? i've always thought its the opposite, women love having their toes sucked on but think fjs are awkward
ive asked my gf to do one like 3-4 times and i always feel like a weirdo afterwards lol

vaporise all trannies with atomic weapons

why are all the white keys naturals
and all the black keys sharps and flats

I just recommend IPAs to anyone who asks as it's the only way I can consume alcohol without being sick

pooing peng gay poo porn

A bottle of beer (like a Corona or Sol or Desperado) rather than a pint.

still can't get over that starmer blackrock tweet
if centrists had anything about them that would be his poll tax moment

my bussy walls

It is simple binary colouring Leftypol don't start on this now

blud trying posting bluesky screenshots acting like its popular looool :skull:

thats a question above your pay grade

same although I didn't like the last one (matter of loaf and bread)
I hope the new one is on the same tier as wrong trousers

twitter = rorkes
bluesky = weird trannies
normal peopel have nowhere to go

nah, ben white has been playing with a dodgy knee for months for one and our defensive orientated style has toughened us up. the city game where we got flamed was wonderful to watch. playing all scrappy with last ditch tackles, actually feeling like we could secure the bag

any shorts or (non gay) cocktails or beveraginos?

30 mins drive to the gfs in an hour or so lads. Might get taken out by the storm on the way

gotta stop chonging on the vapes
absolutely ruining my appetite

can't remember the last time I enjoyed drinking but I still do it at least once a week