/brit/

Alri lads

aha alri

My office is full of thicc women with perfect bodies, huge tits and arses but also curves and form, and tinder is full of skinny women instead

Pain and suffering

blowing a hoolie out there lads

my wife's boyfriend has hiv

My office is full of virgin freaks
I work from home you see

sucking the poo

Watching JBW compilations on youtube

get him shagged

mad how during the time of the dinosaurs our ancestors were little rat shrew things

need to brush my teeth
my lips are all wine stained

little rat shrew things

ktimming hard

i want a pet tarsier

gonna wait for tesco man with a coffee and then i'm going to play some pokemon

please visit the lake district

Big fat papa johns shit this morning lads

bravo policy makers

haha its snowing pretty bad lads

this is my ancestor

Dunno why more people don't just tell these homeless foreigners that the home office will literally give them money to go home and will buy their flights and stuff, makes perfect sense

mental this?
at what point do you stop giving them handouts?
she got in and then what? get a free house and free money?
I wish I got a free house and free money when I was homeless for a few months and I was fucking born in this country and paid taxes for years.

she might be like political asylum seeker or whatever
i don't think eritrea's the nicest place to be if the government don't like you

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

maybe homelessness shouldn't be a thing in this land of milk and honey
if there was political will to rehouse all homeless people then obviously it could be done

policy maker

horrid little yankified runt

i don't think eritrea's the nicest place to be if the government don't like you

neither is this country? nor is any country where the government doesn't like you?

canny sleep blowing a gale out there

Ah that's a shame I guess we all need to bend over like good taxpayers and get her a house instead then?

reckon the king should shut down parliament

Homeless people and asylum seekers should kill themselves.

Foreigners reproduce like rats and then expect us to raise their children at our expense

Kill them, just have people shooting them in the street

i think this country is nicer with more protections and freedoms than eritrea

are you really so clueless? that's amazing

nicer with more protections

yeah if you're not born in this country and have brown skin lmao

whatever you think about the state of britain it is very much not this

How the mighty trumpet brings the freaks out to the floor

That reads like a big long not my problem

Asked why she had to leave Eritrea she shakes her head and states: "Long story. The government wanted to put me in prison."

get the illegal immigrant criminals housed and fed rorke

my TNs bring all the lads to the yard, and they're like "aw eshays brah"

where do you find girls to text

grim little country need it fixing pronto

adverts on porn sites

i've met a lot of milfs on discord

mental how these loonies want us to house the entire world because the rest of the world is shite.
sorry not our problem, we have enough problems here.

not our problem

well other than the fact we caused it sure
bravo europe

Any Proto-Indo-European man in

we need to house the world because of colonialism

uhhh no.

No, the UN caused it. Decolonisation is the problem. The solution would be for us to take their land again, not for them to take our land.

how do you justify exploiting africa for centuries then refusing to deal with the consequences?

for centuries

and i thought I was the one who had no idea what he was talking about

The independence movement caused it actually

really? how?

already have mate

millennia actually

this is my life today

lad's still 2 stops away
not getting here for 8:36 is he

*enters thread and crosses arms smugly*
Ahem!
“Briyewt”

Why do you get your food delivered like an old lady?

we need to house africans because of the romans

mental mindset

lets house the entire worlds population because of bad things in the past but also provide billions of aid to these countries because of bad things

might as well give up my entire life for em too. want my house, job, friends, money? how about you take the air I breathe too.

in some server about psychology

this year's list of tat
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/nov/23/best-christmas-gifts-2024

not him but food delivery is based, fuck traipsing round the supermarchet of a weekend when I could be pipe and slippers at home

we don't "need" to do anything
but this is the world that the west has created for itself through colonialism and imperialism and globalisation and capitalism you can't just pick and choose which bits of the world we live in you want to accept

beer weather today

how do you justify exploiting africa for centuries

Didn't happen

then refusing to deal with the consequences

You mean population growth caused by decolonisation and western aid and technological transfers and medicines?

Africa's population was small and then we caused it to get big by giving them freedom that they don't deserve. Colonialism is the cure. If Russia can still be imperial then so can we.

should of*

i guess laziness/convenience would be the primary factor

can feel this discussion forcing me into a deep slumber from which I cannot be awoken until such a time as it ceases and is forgotten by all

get involved in the tesco delivery patter it's heating up

when did Britain lose its self-confidence? I feel like every Brit nowadays is completely consumed by this toxic, self-hating mentality that dooms those who hold it and thus the entire nation to hatred. At a certain point British patriotism became cringe, when and why did that happen?

ahahaha

you can't just pick and choose which bits of the world we live in you want to accept

That's literally what people do
These people are born in Africa and they choose to move here. We could choose to sterile them at the source or let them drown on the way

we don't "need" to do anything

i wish that was true

choose which bits of the world we live in you want to accept

yeah you can if you're brown.
i want to live in numerous other countries around the world but I cant because I cant claim discrimination to get in because of uh something that happened 200 years ago.

why do women seem to have bigger teeth than men? is it because humans generally have the same sized teeth but women's heads are smaller so the teeth are bigger proportionally?

microplastics in all food

like waitrose me. not a literal millionaire or a tarq but live frugally and buy nice food with my spare pennies, organic meat is a must have tbqh

I think that's probably it lad, a lot of trannoids have gigantic disproportionate heads

Haha wtf
Been up for two hours only just opened the curtains and realised it's gone all white

Mead weather this

psyop

once I get a new girlfriend, I won’t ever think about ex girlfriend and that’s lush dee lads :)

bit snowy mate
mmmmmm

any other TIs in
can feel the attacks being particularly voracious today, think the cloud cover has increased the reflectivity of the ionosphere leading to intensified electronic harassment for me again

might explain why tesco man's running late

It's Spainnonce.

righto

fofj

Back to the attic I go

ahh yes another day listening to dumped mong piss and moan about his ex

yellow warning of rain and snow lads stay safe out there

Hinga dinga durgen.

really enjoying narrowboat youtube
might be my go to for the next few months

youtube.com/shorts/AM6YwHpweZI

i don't click on shorts sorry

Nigger Friday!! IT’S NEGRO FRIDAY!!!

leccy blanket status: on max

aussie powa hour innit

Team it's dark, cold and rainy. I'm shivering.

*gives all the shivering brits a long cuddle to warm them up*

hello dardy

Even moi??

they hate to see a weekend warrior

You're also male

Black people

im walkin here!

you have a Y chromosome mate

they're waking up singing r&b

where the fuck do i find a woman, Bumble is filled with love island looking birds, same with tinder.

I've taken three fucking shits this morning
Shitting and pissing every five mins, ever get that lads? Those slightly hungover mornings where every orifice of your body is pouring? Snotty as fuck as well.

Hinge

Ran out of questions to ask womanberg but scrolled back through the chat history and saw she mentioned she does art

I'm back

ou can't just pick and choose which bits of the world we live in you want to accept

we literally can
you're brown

rorke already upset claiming that gta 6 is going to be woke even though only a single cinematic trailer has come out and we know bugger all about the game

Slough

no hangover for me. and i had 8+ hours sleep. im feeling great x

my favourite glinner moment was when he published a 10,000 word essay on substack about sissy hypno porn "for research"

Stoke-on-trent

I always feel shit regardless of whether I have 2 hours sleep or 14+ hours of sleep.

Bumble is filled with love island looking birds, same with tinder

I have a nice cute gf and I often think what if I had a bimbo deanette instead

you think it wont? get real PAL

sounds like one to discuss with your therapist

that's because you are a mentally ill man living in denial

because you don't eat properly

it probably will to an extent but it's delusional to think that gta hasn't always had a had a left-leaning bias, they've always taken the piss out of american conservatism, and american far-leftism too but to a lesser extent

Well I do wonder whether my tiredness is physiological or psychological.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

sacked tranny and belgium cuck poster arrive at the same time

hmmmmm

The state of dentistry in Britain is a absolutely disgusting mess even by the usual British bourgeois standards.

I know people who haven't been able to see a dentist since before lockdowns in 2020.

Dentists who go into private practice are the utter scum of the earth who should be mercilessly beaten by communists.

food delivery is the downfall of britain

imagine not having them both filtered.
imagine instead you insist on reminding everyone who does have them filtered (most people) that those mongs exist.
shut the fuck up

Why is one of his eyes bulging and the other half closed? Looks like Quasimodo.

tesco man very much still not here
i assume he must be having issues with the snow
starmer's britain is all about investing in blackrock and not about investing in gritters

he lost an eye as a kid and one of them is prosthetic

They're all posts from the archive he's reposting for some bizarre schizophrenic reason
Some of these glinner posts go back several years hence why a lot of them also reference his feud with Count Dankula

commiemong

heathermong (glinner gimmick)

sacked tranny

belgian spammer

all in /brit/ before 9am

goodbye for the day lads x

Bit of advice if you see a post about Graham Linehan here, check desuarchive before replying to it
This post is also a repost since I'm the one who originally fucking made it

all me

North Atlantic Terrorist Organization

they're in the thread btw

if only the eurozone had their own currencies like the great british pound and then inflation wouldn't exist

I'll be heading out soon mate

where did all this poo come from
why am i shitting enormous amounts of poo this morning
I didn't eat anything particularly large yesterday
I have felt a bit shit and bloated since last weekend
Am I shitting out a week's worth of shit?

have them filtered me

I ADORE carbonara. I know it’s basic and essentially peasant food but it’s just so moreish. The salty rind, the robust cheese, the comforting spaghetti. Have a carbonara TODAY!

here's my plan for the new flat

Team it's my 28th birthday TOMORROW.

how 2 filter flags, dont care about

You are scum ordering delivery in this weather. Lower than dolescum. A degenerate heathen savage.

i actually am going to have a carbonara today
or something carbonara-adjacent because i don't eat cute animals
eggs and mushrooms need eating

ajsss uiknp dbiii ievpn oseee

i placed my order more than 3 weeks ago

Morning
Bit of a womfy indoors weekend isn't it such

You could have done multiple trips to the supermarket in this time instead of waiting by your front door like a mong
Completely dispels the notion that it is 'convenient' or frees up time

Freakish opinion disregarded

Yep
Lots of football, playstation, cooking nice food and beer/wine for me

Anon Babble has to be the worst fucking board imaginable. you can't seriously tell me that grown ass men are playing doll house with wojaks arguing over which game console is better than each other

nobody tell this lad people have to work

You could have done multiple trips to the supermarket in this time

i could have done one at a push
and clearly going to the shops in this weather on a saturday morning is less convenient than sitting on my settee britposting and watching interior design youtube

girl claims she's asexual

This is just a meme right? if she gets a jolly good rogering this kind of nonsense will disappear, am i correct?

i remember back in like 2008 people fighting over whether the ps3 or 360 is better and some of these guys were middle aged men, the hustle never ends nigga

No it isn't a meme, some people lack a sex drive or have one so low that it's not worth engaging in

yeah

consider that some men are asexual and women on the whole are less sex-obsessed than men

this shit makes me want to kill myself

youtube.com/watch?v=ogXo7X2pt2s

I'm well aware just what you're looking for
I am no ordinary I am no ordinary

PS3 was the much better console.

yeah pretty much

nope

It's another petit bourgeois comfort that should be banned.

if you were a virgin nerd who liked to play japanese paedo games yeah, however if you were normal and liked to play online with friends then the 360 was way better

Impotent little man

meeting some lads from the chat today

Nah my mate with playstation always got the piss taken out of him cos he had no one to play with

yous cunts are so fuckin cooked ay

Do your own shopping scrote

Emma Watson using my mouth as a chamber pot.

YOU CAN CREATE YOUR VERY OWN CUSTOM MORE!

wonder if they'll reboot the tomb raider franchise again, it's been basically as long since the most recent game as it had been when they rebooted it in 2013

tried that bluesky shite but its full of people stuck in 2016

Hey friendo!! Some people can't read. I don't think you meant to be ableist, but that's how that statement comes off :)

Yeah i was speaking to an asexual girl once, she said she'd has sex loads of times but felt used by the blokes. It's a mental illness.

Woke up thinking about Emma again.

“And what makes you think your mouth is good enough to hold my excrement, anon? I am a princess after all! Just because Felton opened wide to consume
my fecal matter doesn’t mean you’re good enough to! Grint begged me but I refused him and we worked together for 8 movies. Radcliffe was uninterested but it’s no secret that he’s a massive shirtlifter. Why on Earth would I release my precious shit into some rando like yours’s mouth?”

bizarre coincidence

Matched with a qt on hinge, prepping myself for a fat ghost, jeeeeeeez

Mental how good some people are at art
I can't even draw rudimentary pictures but some guy made this out of stone

Uh oh Daddy there’s poop stains in my panties again :/

How are you spending your saturdays lads?
I need to get out of bed, which probably requires rubbing one out first, then do some tidying, hoovering and mopping, then just going to do the Falador diaries so I can grind Giant Mole.

woke up with a horrific leg cramp. need to stay better hydrated and get more vitamins and minerals. not been taking good enough care of myself.

Isn't it just for people who want twitter but not owned by musk?
of course it's going to be like that

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, lads

BlueSky is just a poor man's Mastodon.

Turn imperialist war into civil war

it's a fairly different platform that is just functionally and aesthetically similar to twitter
the issue currently is that loads of people have come over from twitter post the US election expecting an exact replication of the "twitter experience" (sans musk) and it simply isn't that and i don't think it should be

On Devyllrye, Witchcrafte, Witches, and Divers Methodes of Detectynge Themme

16c today

Was -1 on Thursday

Utterly, utterly mental
Climate is fucked lads

bit scared of life me

smornin :)

completely normal temperature fluctuations mate
grow up

Pride is in June
LGBT history month is feb
So why is Sky Sports all branded up in the gay and trannard colours? What new month have they invented this time?

Clubcard got me by the bollocks, bought 32 coffee pods assuming all pods are created equal, they're not and don't fit the machine, only deviated from my regular pods cause these were on clubcard, ffs

Suppose I can just take the coffee grounds out the pods and use them as normal though?

mumberg had an appointment at an nhs clinic but got lost and arrived 10 mins late
the doctor refused to see her
appointment rescheduled to end of January (she's already been waiting since may)
speechless. dogshit ar nhs

usually have awful circulation and get raped by cold weather but I loved it recently
thinks it's because my diet is a bit better and I'm not deficient in a million things anymore

Storm Bert.

He's here.

youve been done mate
theyve done you
you cant use the coffee inside because its DRMed it wont work

mumberg had an appointment at an nhs clinic but got lost and arrived 10 mins late

Dozy cow should have planned to arrive 15 minutes early like any normal person does

Tesco cafe any good?

storm ernie

jah bless lads

poo wanking any good?

rorke's da died in storm babet

you've got egg on your face mate

Got an Xray scheduled for Tuesday. At 7:30PM?!

yeah you're not wrong

well said sash

What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk.

mad how you can market pretty much any car from the 80s or earlier as being "classic" and get a good price for them but any car from the 90s or 00s is considered an ancient shitbox

xraying a poo

well said mong

tesco man still not here
hope his van hasn't broken down

it's sacked tranny eliminating the competition

what happaned to old bozza

I hope he has
Go down your own shopping

corrrr lads can feel another wank coming on
been using aloe vera gel a bit lately as i've been rubbing the william a bit too much and it's absolutely peng for wanking with, not sticky and doesn't dry into a flammable crust like paraffin based skin creams

No
Now what?

*poos my pants in the street*
*people ignore me*
*continues pooing my pants in public places*
*people ignore me*

WE ARE DE FACTO CENSORED IN THIS DEBATE. THE DEBATE ABOUT *OUR* LIVES

i'm on a poo barm diet lads
i poo barms and then i eat them

mad how every barmcake served in india is a poo barm by default

Lots of poo posting today. Must be a pooey day for most.

Nothing, he was always a blustering fascist tarq and agent of imperialism.

got an interview and mumstein trying to tell me I need to wear a suit
1990 firm handshake eye contact meta living rent free in her head

KNOWING PEE, KNOWING POO
THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO

Oh give it a rest you raging little neek

was referring to his wrinkly old face

anything happens

WHAT ABOUT US TRANNIES

stinky brown log making it's way out my arse

why does he insist on that ridiculous hairstyle? he's 60 years old and a tarq to boot

Tried cutting my own hair and now I look like an incel

keep trying and you'll get better

Doing some truly rancid smelling farts today

Older tarqs can get away with being scruffy

If all trannies were lined up and shot then I wouldnt care less.

oh DO grow up

8 me loife

bit wet out there chaps

mad that sir kier starmer is an ingsoc

Name on spaki

might go raise the rent on my serfs

he's been scruffy his whole life though

ktim!!!! ktim!!!!

hope they rape you to death x

Spending £550 on a pair of boots

Alri Emma

do you feel like a man when you push them around?

since living with other people I only poo every 2-3 days now

chopped up an apple and put it in my poorridge

Got a picture on the windowsill lads

eh? serfs are malnourished little spacks, me and the lads would demolish them

Now the crazy /ita/ tranny has started to spam our general all day everyday and not for just a few hours a day. I need a new general, can I stay in /brit/?

can see the duckbergs out having a whale of a time swimming about in the pond even in this weather
reckon being a duck would be a good life

firefox deleted me cookies
any of u lads fancy giving me some cheeky (you)s so i can get onto the good captchas quicker
here is a fun image of a catberg to encourage you

Not with me around, I fuck em

such a pooey day
should be banned

Think I like boots now
Had to wear safety boots for work and they felt so warm when it was minus temperatures. Might get some for casual clothes

spam our general all day everyday

lad we've got about 10 of these ourselves they'll be clocking in any second now

He pretends to be different persons and spams messages flooding the board with samefagging

*stomps on you*

firefox

got a nice cup of tea lads

*adds italy to the filter list*
nothing personnell kid

what a lad x

shite weather all weekend.

God has a sense of humor for those who toil

no, absolutely not. fuck off you plumber. eat shit. this is /brit/ not /europe/

*looks down at you, sends you flying with a fart*

Hope you die

Very reddit post

FOJF

think I found a mentally ill Twitter account
2k posts in all caps since September always in replies to unrelated things, tagging the police, something about a woman being at risk and needing to run, actual schizo
no I'm not sharing it in fact I don't have it saved anymore

humor

FOY

sounds lovely mate enjoy

show us a piccy then

Jealous is unbecoming of you

me and the lads

Who's that

just to let you know now they are filtered, italy said "very reddit post"

think I found a mentally ill Twitter account

that’s all of them isn’t it

got no milk in me

I have a master degree

FOMM (fuck off mads mikkelsen)

did they let timmy out of the mad house?

Not jealously, simply stating anyone with that much money for boots should be liquidated

thanks for the update mate, even if they weren't filtered I'd have not replied anyway but good to stay in the loop. take care

which part of denmark are you from?

Thank you for your service

me knights and me squires

thinking about me year 6 weeklong trip to france
they put me and the other notorious troublemaker in the same 5 person room
what were they thinking?
we had an absolute mad one

MAKE THE NEW I'M GOING MENTAL AHHHHH

really tempted to get a new gpu from aliexpress

So long as you aren’t using Chrome or Edge (Chrome but made by Microsoft)

I have a feeling this guy drinks Soilent

town crier just called me a contemptible knave