Mountains of the British Isles edition
/brit/
Having a borderline wank
It's Britney, BITCH
Acting unwise in my own head
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Studies have shown smoking cannabis lowers your IQ 5 to 10 points. USA is socially engineering its population be retarded.
not illegal is it
can confirm, this happened to me
cna't wait to sit in the car freezing cold waiting for the ice to melt before I can set off. How fun haha x
anime
rorke drunk texting his ex
sorry lad I’ve been out of the tinder game for years and I have no idea what people say nowadays, I’m sure you’ll figure it out
How about wanking to cuck porn?
Yes, the hill in the OP is in the Republic of Ireland and deliberately selected so as to irritate Irish Anon Babble users.
Is /brit/ a Yazoo or a FRijj general?
Haha, good one
Frijj is way tastier, but most people who drink it call it 'Fridgey' rather than 'Fridge' so it loses marks for that
JUST realised I had my pronouns on my hinge profile as "xem xir zyr zyrs" and people could actually see it, I'm fucking howling lads HAHAHAAH
Funniest thing is I have like 50+ matches in a month with it there
More people in england are muslim than christians that regularly go to mass.
my brain switches between “im gonna make it” and “its completely over” about 12 times a day or more everyday
Blog on
watching a Half Life Blue Shift speedrun
*paraglides into the thread *
Do you live in a large city? And do you pay for plus?
Why do mobile ads always have the creepiest women in their ads, can't convince me someone looks like this irl
do anglicans have mass? I don't even know
Real nigga
looks like my cousin (I'd fuck her)
wank really is a brilliant word isn't it
should invent some more words like it
I had all these selected kek
everyones got mass mate
Cunt's a good one
Visit Manchester
I think i'll just unmatch. It's that or I just straight up ask if she fancies a shag.
Who am I kidding ill never ask for a shag?
I'll just unmatch her and delete my profile.
might adopt a dog
Would you guys skydive? I have a mate that's been on over 100 but he knows like 4 people that have died doing it. I don't wanna be #5
I work here
Total shithole
yh, they gave me a "trial" of hinge premium for a week at half price and only gave me an hour to decide so I caved, but I didn't really send more likes than usual with it
i'd have him walking 'side to side'
The cheka committed zero crimes.
very very ugly during the day
quite pretty at night
um
alri hamas
can't stop smelling clunge
must have got clunge germs up my nose aha
maybe wash your clunge
You're gay
trying to get my own place £850/month for a houseshare
take the FUCKING piss
no thanks
for a houseshare
in an ideal communist system would everyone gradually become rich? what are the aims once equality and fairness is ensured? or do people just stay earning the same?
sat here crying my eyes out thinking of all the injustice in the world x
You don't own your own home?
It's not natural to live alone
that's the price of an entire house on my road
my own place
a houseshare
which is it?
good god dont do either of those things, right literally just hey (her name) and ask what she’s up to this weekend. if she replies happy days if she doesn’t she doesn’t. Get it together man
i pay this for a mortgage on a two bed semi in an affluent part of cheshire
just rented a one bed for £790 month
Brutal. I’m never going to be able to move out. Maybe I’ll win the lottery, who knows
most jobs here are min wage
not mine thankfully but most are
cornwall's fucked
People who are a bit cuckoo can't even be a bit cuckoo nowadays without people thinking they aren't cuckoo and are doing the things they do knowing full well what it means even though they're just a bit mad. Who wants to live in a world where you can't even be a bit mad?
Alright team?
Been playing some Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. Done everything in Cosmo Canyon (that I can do ATM) and moved on to the Nibel region. I like the Nibel regions aesthetic a lot.
I've also ordered myself a knee brace. My left knee has been hurting a bit for like a year now and I think getting a brace might help it recover.
(8) we out here vibin' (8)
Posting something zany
are you allowed to say nigga in britain?
Yeah of course, the production of society will raise the living standards of everyone equally.
blakeney look like she's on that fentanyl
Nah
Based, incest is sexy
do you ever feel like one of these days you're just going to eat food and it's going to be full of mould and you didn't know and then you're just going to die because of it. I feel like that sometimes.
This ain't it chief!
She definitely won't respond to that but I have no better ideas. I'll just wait 24 hours before messaging just in case she matched me accidentally.
Amusing how the Chinese are flooding the US with low cost fentanyl to try and destabilise it. Niggas read a book on the Opium Wars and pulled an uno reverse.
The estimated net worth of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the Supreme Leader of Iran, varies widely due to the lack of transparent financial disclosures. However, some reports suggest that his net worth could be around $95 billion. Other sources, including the US Embassy, have estimated it to be as high as $200 billion.
bruh
shame women aren't into incest fantasies
eating bread
um
UM
My life is FUCKED
getting a chinese cat
getting a chinese gf
getting a chinese phone
getting a chinese EV car
nothing yall can do about it
didnt know blakeney had bog eyes
77
Uh huh
Arrestable offence
um
Cuh
discord tranny
Anyone else read boards from Page 10 up?
you’re over thinking it, just go with that, you don’t need some grand opening line. You’ve got it in the bag lad just start the conversation rolling and it goes from there.
umposting gimmick of the year 2024
how many eating disorders plagued their formative years?
eating dried olives x
Other sources, including the US Embassy,
Is that so
The government does not consider you a threat, commiemong, sorry to burst your bubble
same with you
Lost a 30mg codeine I had stashed in my cigarette packet. Hope I didnt drop it at work. Don't need drug testing.
Toddlers ejected from Jeep onto freeway during crash
source: the US government
source: the FBI
source: the CIA
gymtoil for me then lads. Bye bye x love u x
better luck next time pal
oh wait there isn't a next time hahaha
this is it!
this is your one and only existence! ever!
EVER!
aaaahaahahahaahaahaaahaa
You are not a gigachad
Attlee, Blair, Boris, Starmer
Why is it every time a PM wins a massive landslide they decide to open the floodgates, even when they campaigned against doing so?
mad how my life was over as soon as it began due to being born ugly as fuck
never had a chance!
i want to be raped by kim wexler
is there anything wrong with that
You guys arrested our queen sam kerr for doing a racism :(
fug she got klartted
And she was let off with no consequence because she’s brown and the “victim” was white
Crying rn ong its over x
Proposed British flag in anticipation of Russian occupation
Sneed
She’s a brown woman and got more white woken pregnant than 99% of the nationalist larpers in this board lmao
Absolute fucking state of you
Still silly to arrest her tho
All of ruling bourgeois ideology is designed to slander and attack communism.
good post
"British" isles...you aren't British. You're an anglo saxon/norman from germany and france
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Replied 4 times to your own post award
Not a bad day today team
Got up at 2:30 pm. Did some university work. Went gym. Went shop. Did some more university work. Cooked dinner. Played with catbergs. Did my Russian Anki deck. Showered. Played Final Fantasy VII Rebirth.
this happening to your little toddlers would be your worst nightmare I hope they survive.
What’s a woken
Is that why you pretend like you never worked at the electró plating factory?
bloodshot eyes stare at time
"FUCK ITS 12AM"
"SWITCH TO TRIPCODE TRANNY GIMMICK"
Turns out I'm not as funny as I think I am
someone who is employed waking up at 2:30pm
fuck off with the larp already retard
sounds true
*women
He stays up all night and then posts at 5am saying "going into work today" and then goes to sleep and wakes up to spam trannies and cuckshit for another 16 hours
A Russian occupation of the UK would be a 100000% improvement from the current regime
when woke parents have a child it's called that
I'm off work until Tuesday mate.
thoughts on priti patel?
en.wikipedia.org
Eleanor Butler (also known as Nell Butler or Irish Nell; born c. 1665[a]) was an indentured white woman who married an enslaved African man in colonial Maryland in 1681.
Butler, who was of Irish origin, was an indentured servant to Charles Calvert, 3rd Baron Baltimore.[1] At around 16 years of age she announced her intention to marry a man referred to only as "Negro Charles".
They had seven or eight children
Shiieeeed
Dems irish birds be a ride a die fr fr x
You said woken though? Weird
I've never managed to progress from rubbish tinder convos to an actual date before.
stop acknowledging it
Never pretended, don't get why schizos fixate on that
just woke up
Russia has unveiled the new "shared values visa". Citizens from these countries are allowed to apply for residency on Russia on grounds of "shared culture", and a desire to become free of the shackles of western liberalism. requires being from one of these nations that Russia considers culturally similar (nations include Europe, the US, Canada, Australia, South Korea and Japan) and declaring a desire to live under a government with traditional morals and family values
1 month from now it will be the day before christmas eve.
So that's 10% for every day of the 3 day special military operation?
zionist stooge
she got fired for secret meetings with israel in which she tried to secretly send british money to israel
so high right now dood
I’m from Offaly. Me and you… we are brothers
didn't know the fact uk money goes to israel was that secret desu
It was a typo lad haha
no it wont
Not really? Bourgeois culture predates communism by centuries, perhaps millenia
why though? What goes wrong
It would be supremely kino tbqh.
I would enjoy seeing Russian communist tankists putting down a 1956 style rebellion by middle class fash.
will I get free stuff
If you want a good laugh search 'electroplating' in the archives.
Was it lad? Was it actually a typo? Haha that’s fucking class that, a typo? Hahahah banter mate that’s too good ahahah what a lad you are fucking kill yourself you fat little cunt
best timmy could do LMAO x
don't get why schizos fixate on that
What, your lack of employment? Quite a flaw in your communist image
russia is anti jew, anti gay, and national socialist
they should put toys back in cereal boxes id buy cereal then and it would help the economy
Looking forward to the next blogpost, can't wait
54 year old bird on first dates who i want to shag
bloody hell
um... d-done him
Sneed's Electroplating Plant (formerly Chuck's Electroplating Factory)
such a wonderful time to post a fox right now you reckon lad
Only a century at most, and that is fundamentally ignoring the development of history. It's impossible to understand the modern world without accepting that the October Revolution is the most important event in history and the impact it has on bourgeois thinking.
and she's got a 3 year old son
wonder if he's autistic or her excellent genes have pulled through
You learn that at the fictional électro.plating plant?
In a time of universal Chuck, posting "Sneed" is a revolutionary act.
I've never been a social media user. Never developed the skills to message. I dunno if i'd have the follow through to go on a date. I love to romanticise the idea of being in a relationship but I can't even talk to women. I've been on my own too long.
(8) Hey cuh, if you got the grip I got the rizz (8)
they should put bags of cocaine in cereal boxes so that i can do coke and eat cereal then do some coke
Well Alice it seems we've both got autism haven't we
Shouldnt say things like that if he did kill himself youd feel bad
french revolution would like a word
BRO STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM AND DUG DEEPER
I'm employed full time.
Russia is fighting for communism allied with China and Korea. And that's a good thing.
Antisemitism is far more rife in the fascist states of nato than russia
I'm employed full time.
Proofs?
Haha yeah, that's mad
*walks away and talks to someone else*
He doesn't have to prove anything. I know he works full time. He's a good, decent lad.
shut the fuck up tranny
nato exists to serve and protect israel and nothing else. Russia and china have hosted hamas envoys
off to pee
They're in the same drawer with proof that communism works.
Anon Babble is such a shit board you write a detailed post asking for serious help and half the cunts there just say “try lifting weights bro” fucking useless
This. A million times this.
That virgin neek lad should use this and post the response for the boys
The October Revolution differs as the working class took power for the first time, completely upending the "natural order". The Bolsheviks knew that imperialist war had to be turned into civil war.
Prove I'm not.
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first lily allen, now kate nash
The Soviet Union fell behind US in the 70s and 80s because it was too ethnically diverse. Russians were 55% of Soviet population by the 1980s. Much like white Americans today, the Russians stopped caring. Nobody wants to build and fight for a country strangers will inherit.
Just went 10-1 in SnD, standard shit for me really
The Soviets never fell behind the US.
how is samwise gamgee ponounouced
Well you obviously lied about working at the eléctropláting plant so I just presume you're lying now for clout.
bit of a punk protest
hate women so much
watching ben-hur. utterly boring film
convinced the deep state are just a load of coomers pushing the my body feminism business
Man arrested over illegal wild birds' eggs trade
you must eat so many lemons
cause you are so bitter
Lenin and Trotsky were fiercely anti-Russian, something even Vladimir Putin talks about. The Soviet Union discriminated against Russian majority much like America discriminates against whites.
Mad that
you’re communicating fine with me just now and you’ve no idea who or what I am, if you take women off the pedestal and speak to them normally like the human beings they are you’ll find more success. They are literally just like us, you see pictures of how they look 1% of the time and other 99% they are laying around in dressing gowns talking shite.
Dollhouse
Only a century at most
Nope
I wasn’t made for the modern world. 1912 is more my style… a simpler time
So when are you lads fucking off then?
The root of all this evil is to be found in Satan’s commandments collected in the Talmud.
I hope mankind finds out very soon that there is a power in the world that’s waging war against us for millenia.
The shibboleth freemason morons that sold the future of their (and your) bloodline for instant wealth and luxury and expensive trips to exotic shores, i.e. Epstein’s Lolita island, have to wake up and kill themselves after exposing the massive crimes they’ve committed.
Please consider watching the following documentaries:
Hellstorm
The Deepest Dark
The Shadow Of Hermes
2000 pounds in your pocket or a date with sabrina carpenter?
And you call it a factory despite the fact it is very obviously a plant?
thoughts on Perestroika and the subsequent Yeltsin era?
lads.. he’s getting fucking huge
Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy
Not me, if you ever cared to ask
Good for you, you're doing great out there without me, baby
God, I wish that I could do that
I've lost my mind, I've spent the night
Crying on the floor of my bathroom
But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it
But I guess good for you
lemons aren't bitter mate that's grapefruits
honestly i might have been interested in seeing her nudes 17 years ago
not now
*SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM* it's crap. I'm sick of being social-engineered it's not FUNNY
And who will America fall behind of? The great emerging superpowers of Russia and China?
It's impossible to understand the modern world without accepting that the October Revolution is the most important event in history and the impact it has on bourgeois thinking.
Not really? Peasant revolts have been around for centuries
The Russian one lasted a while longer but collapsed as per usual because proles are retards who cannot rule
The Romans
Augustus just finished the manhattan project
yes, Russia, China, and Iran are the future
chicken beans and salad for tea
is this the reason why im so sweet?
I REFUSE to work at home bargains for the rest of my life when there are people out there flying on private jets, doing cocaine and fucking models. I won’t take it… I’m going to get rich
Israel serves the USA, not the other way around.
It's essentially a US aircraft carrier in the region.
Later that year, Nash discovered that her manager, Gary Marella, had been stealing large sums of money from her,[3] which resulted in near-bankruptcy. To try to recover financially, she went on to work for the comics store Meltdown in Los Angeles and started selling her clothes as second hand.
I got a dr pepper too
and it comes with chips and salsa :)
Maybe when you do you can post something worth reading
fuck up RFK jr
Anonymity helps. I'm very insecure. It's really quite pathetic. I do appreciate your advice though. I'll message her asking if she has much planned for the weekend.
It's essentially a US aircraft carrier in the region.
Er no, US aircraft carriers in the region are actual aircraft carriers
Are you, perhaps, a fucktard? Don't answer that
Commiemong trying to make his fictional backstory disappear like
You read it. You fucking lost mate. You also read this post too even if you don’t reply I know you read it. That’s 2-0 suck my dick faggot
>It's essentially a US aircraft carrier in the region.
Er no, US aircraft carriers in the region are actual aircraft carriers
howlingggg
mad how ugly and disproportionate i am
it's not over - it never even started!
For me its 1714. A simpler time. A better time.
Suck my dick faggot
Not your dad mate
SENT HIM FLYING
Here's the thing: I did not lie.
Yeah
Perestroika
Deliberate anti-Marxist campaign by wreckers. It's funny how Bukharin was the poster boy for it. Just shows how Stalin was right to liquidate the right opposition.
The October Revolution was proletarian.
77 again lol
"Israel is the largest American aircraft carrier in the world that cannot be sunk, does not carry even one American soldier, and is located in a critical region for American national security" - Alexander Haig
Why would I listen to you over him?
The October Revolution was proletarian
Yeah exactly? And it failed? Well done for figuring that out
picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom door
how ugly? i have to wear a mask whenever i go out because i dont want to spoil other people's day
Year 7 banter… bit tragic really
ktim
Corr you’re smashing him
You still talk to them do you?
What the fuck is wrong with you
Kate Nash
lol i met her at BIMM years ago
That one was good
If I told you that US foreign policy was a Jewish conspiracy and showed you the evidence, such as 50% of billionaire donors being Jews, Jew think tanks, Jews who run pro war media, etc you would still reject it because it offends your irrational faith in the theology of Marxism.
Your boyfriends here lad
It didn't fail, it succeeded. Don't blame the wreckers 73 years later who got things wrong. October proved that socialism is possible and necessary.
The French Revolutionary Republic was couped by Napoleon a mere decade after 1789, yet nobody says that failed.
I’m going to get rich
How? I wish I had connections to get into drug smuggling. High level drug dealing seems like the only way I could get rich. Unfortunately im a shut in loser when im not toiling, where im a loser modern serf.
no thanks
I thought he was taking the piss out of me
He is
might freeze my spunk
US foreign policy is rationally in line with the capitalist interests of the US ruling class.
Homicidal antisemitism and support of imperialism go hand in hand.
who is
Why would I listen to you over him?
Because he was clearly being poetic whereas you literally believe it's an aircraft carrier
yeah famously no one is critical of the french revolution
On the left, Jews tell their audience that they are otherized, marginalized people.
On the right, Jews tell us they are white men defending western civilization.
We all must agree on one thing: stop letting these psychotic criminals manipulate us.
I thought
Yeah that’s what I thought mate
It didn't fail, it succeeded. Don't blame the wreckers 73 years later who got things wrong
I will though
A revolution that gets de-revolutioned is a failure
Sorry, you're getting a little red stiffy over a failed experiment
What a witty reparté!
done him
The only reparté youll ever be invited to
Darknet
Notice how the only people who refer to the Israelis as Nazis are either Westernized Muslims or leftist morons.
Israel is not Nazi, it is a nation for and by the Jews living out the vicious hate of the Talmud and Old Testament with great fidelity.
I think i'll go to bed. Hope I get to sleep easy and never wake up.
Year 7 banter...bit tragic really
could fucking strangle you if you get involved in thisb
You still talk to them do you?
except the Biblical Jews are the Palestinians who converted to Islam 1200 years ago not the Khazarian gene thieves who infest Israel and the western world. DNA testing backs this up
Not a nonce like you
It's for end users. I'd need a supply from a source country. And in any case I don't trust computers.
Oh my days it’s kicking off big time in here
that’s already been said
khazar theory has been debunked on multiple occasions, sorry bud
Year 7 banter...bit tragic really
Think I've mindbroken him.
SENT HIM FLYING
where's a new when you need one
reminder that depressing thoughts are NORMAL while drunk!
sober up and LIVE ANOTHER DAY
new
Maybe not the most edgelordy position to take, but aside from my political views/biases, I am appalled by the level of depravity Israel shows towards unarmed women and children. It's mass murder, and anyone enabling this unleashing of Jewry should burn in hell for aiding it.
reckon the king should shut down parliament
No, I'm simply pointing out the role Israel has for the USA.
The same people who hate the October Revolution usually. The French Revolution provided a basic model for October which realised the ideals of the left wing factions of the time.
Moron. The October Revolution led to the Chinese Revolution which still affects the world to this day as the second most important event of the 20th century.
The achievements of the USSR are legendary and despite the efforts of anticommunists cannot be erased.
I didn’t mean markets there’s forums on there where you can talk to people
until recent DNA testing, look it up
Make the fucking new