/cum/ - Canada, USA, and Mexico

hurr durr le dorture chamber

Yeah fuck those lame ass goofies.

Is it true they give corndogs in american jails?

Probably at least one prison out there that does

a crazy black christian woman was preaching to me at the bus stop. she was actually unhinged singing to herself before she approached me. i lied to her i can't talk and said im deaf and asked her to use sign language using the very few signs that i know because i knew if i simply said im uninterested she will pester me. but.... well she still decided to try to talk to me and she got all weird and angry about me being (reportedly) deaf? she was literally actually grabbing my face and grabbed my ears. like she "asked permission", i didnt say anything and i didnt nod, and then she grabbed my face and was getting all up in my face. she was saying something like "in the name of the lord ... i......let LOOSE ..... and then something something about healing my ears. maybe i really am deaf lol. she yelled that capitalized part into my ear. she would not stop arguing at me and sometimes touching me i literally just walked away from the bus stop (it was the wrong stop anyway) but she sort of followed me. she followed and watched me for 2 mins then went somewhere else with people. is this worth reporting to the police. i dont have pics of her or something.

hi /cum/

where to find fat black girls to have cute loving consensual encounters with

he said the word

See you in 3 days

I'ma a big fan of looking at women's asses, tits, and bodies in general (only if they're, attractive though)

erm.. what the glorp

i am not reading all of that

and i saw that black woman i talked to about cooking food (the one about the spices) and she said hello. not in a talking way but she still said it

Everyone knows that.
Now stop ban evading you toothless rotten dicked FREAK

How do we teach Americans to say no to horse tranquiliser mixed with synthetic opiods?

for me it's the tits I love staring at tits

Who invited this kid?!

add potato to Weetabix

Lol imagine being mogged and bullied by a schizo black woman

wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy

8 days left until December, NNN bros. Final stretch!

actually she was talking to me in a sort of way where maybe she was trying to exorcize an ear-blocking demon or some shit. do christians really believe disabled people are just possessed by a demon that they can just pray away lol.

Was it just me or was no nut November a lot less popular this year? Barely saw people talking about it like before

TSMT

and NOBODY talmbout no shave november

i saw a Dutch person on YouTube and he said something like "i actually know the law". those drugs are called the opium laws >.<

Job interview tomorrow

looking fresh as fuck

I do not care for anime. I much prefer the art and pacing of manga.

good luck competing with sandeep and rajesh

Everyones doing nonstop nut november, you have to goon 3 times a day

everyone had chastity fatigue from locktober

It was always just a fad. People that succeeded probably just didn't feel the need to do it again if they already "won". Fads inevitably die.

lol

I did that once in 2014 and haven't shaved since then

I should find out soon if I have to work again tonight. Id really rather not

he's wearing his sunday best

anime definitely is prone to way more slop

billions of jeets willing to accept subpar labour conditions

its over

I slept through work but it's ok because I'm bossberg

the reason that they used horse tranq (xylazine) is because its perfect
im not going to tell you what it is :3

literally billions, dont let truDONE's gst bullshit sway you

He's right you know

his dad wouldn't have said that if he were watching berserk or frieren or something

the perfect thing for the job for a good reason*

I may have to cover a shift for a guy that's been driving up from Texas, but he thinks he'll make it in time so I'm just waiting for the word

I am in heaven.

how many states is this dude trying to cover in one day by car

my mom doesn't watch anime but she likes the figures I buy and told me her favorites

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice)

Soaking is a sexual practice of inserting the penis into the vagina but not subsequently thrusting or ejaculating, reportedly used by some members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church).

Soaking is sometimes accompanied by "jump humping", in which a third person is invited to bounce on the bed (or to push up on the mattress from below) for a couple engaged in soaking, thus generating motion for them. The external source of motion allegedly absolves the soaking couple from responsibility for any genital movement.[1][2][44]

had a lot of pain on my shoulders today but i went into it and made myself sore and am now returning to normal then resting. it will make my neck bigger

watching desTINY

pomf

finland discovers sex

He's been driving since Tuesday but he has some flats and car troubles that delayed him

I wanna know why they don't just smoke meth and the occasional crack or heroin. Honestly it's hard for me to believe up until this point its not narco terrorism from China and Mexican cartels to sabotage...

I wouldn't even feel anything. How do you remain hard if you just lay there.

how many times are you going to post this?

Why are so many YouTubers literal cucks and troon fuckers?

bruh

In the Netherlands the opium laws are what classify drugs as drugs and what schedule. We don't have an anologue law yet but soon will. No more rcs

How about getting topless for us?

youtube causes mental illness

wow I did NOT see that one coming! (just kidding it's incredibly obvious tiny was a fag)

all the great artists are.

That's why PewDiePie will always be the King of Youtube

he's openly said he's bisexual for years doe

Would be worse if his dad walked in on him watching that with a maid outfit on caged up haha...

not sure if the law was affected by "legal highs" when all of the countries cracked down on it. now in other countries they include analogues (yours probably does already). the analogues for the schedules drugs

yeah in the sense that he only wants to suck cocks and have nothing to do with women

him being the dad or the watcher?

dutch poster

oh, probably you then

Me jumping on the bed

going to sleep
zzz

gn

no more chuddies jumping on the bed

So true

Not yet but the bill got recently accepted

The watcher me being the dad

Never underestimate the lengths religious schizos will go to to skirt the laws they themselves decided to live by

feeling nauseous ):

Munching on cheese and cured meats.

what part of cum do you niggas not understand

idk bro just think of all the young virgins they preserved with this method

m

he creampied a woman that conceived his child i dont even like streamerfags but probably more than you can say

letting out some really stinky but quiet farts and I'm scared my coworker can smell them

i understand for substituted chemicals, where a molecule is changed. but there are scheduled drugs that they wouldve put on there to target specific analogues for drugs which make the same high. i say things like, synthetic cocaine, would be on the list so people cant circumvent the law

Men of India.

One of the most prominent oricha is Eleguá, who is represented by small cement heads kept in the home

Ooga booga

Jim Cramer says "all I can tell you is to own #Bitcoin, that's a winner."

fugg crypto bros, it's ogre

I wouldn't call that retaining your virginity, personally

Man my head is killing me. Hopefully I'm not catching a cold and this doesn't ruin my Thanksgiving date tomorrow.

I started fagmaxxing to pick up women and it works. They aren't threatened and they actually want to talk to me.

but if a chemical similar to a drug, or an analogue, had an inverse effect then it should be legal in my opinon. if the analogue produces an inverse effect then it is interesting and should be studied because i like them c:

so have you *picked up* women or just had *conversations* with women?

black people deserve more hate

I had sex with a girl who had a boyfriend
She said he was okay with her fucking other men
Very strange!

Can I identify as a gay Pakistani or something to get this funding?

I have a date with a girl I met at a defacto gay bar tomorrow, yes.
It's not strictly a gay bar, but it's just a bunch of dyed hair pronoun people there.

you actually have to have a very high IQ to appreciate being a cuckold

watching fox news with my gramma at her house while eating yesterdays neices birthday party leftovers while drinking chamomile tea and honey there is vanilla cake with strawberry frosting for after dinner no one man should be this comfy yes i am taking the long part of the L shaped couch yes gramma is sitting politely on the short end closest to the television and ready at a moments notice for me to finish my food so we can have cake.

6 posts in a minute wtf

Rick n Morty

O Men of Canada, can the Men of India truly be redeemed?

She had a sister who was really hot too and at one point I asked for her sister's number and she freaked out at me about how her sister is ugly and stupid and then blocked me

One time I went to this girl's place after the club and when I got on her bed I saw a framed picture of her and some guy on her night stand. Asked her if that's her brother and she goes no that's my boyfriend. I just left.

remember when everybody called each other cucks

People?
The whore is probably lying about having permission.
You could paint yourself brown like Jewdeau did

freaked out about her sister is ugly and stupid

She's angry and views her sister as competition and took that as rejection from you.

if you could skip ads without clicking anything and you just had to put your arms in the air and say McDonalds, you would do it. i would do it, for sure. that image about it ruined the thing but without that imagine you would do it. i would do it anyway (you and i are the same)

Probably what you think of as "gaymaxxing" is what women consider "having basic hygiene" so it's probably good for you. anyways the purple pronoun people are ok to fuck but most of them are ugly, you have to pick off the stragglers who are still attractive and haven't totally bought into the cult

The whore is probably lying about having permission.

No I saw him at one point and he just walked into another room and played video games
I think she wanted me as an orbiter and didn't like that I wasn't interested in only her

NYC stopping this

Canada ramping it up

It's actually insane how retarded the refugee system is in the West. Anyone can show up and get meme tier benefits for free while wagecucks barely survive. Jews really like humiliating the goyim

i want to get a boyfriend and consensually put mare horse piss in his food and give the mare a phantom pregnancy so that it is estrogenised. but if he wanted to know when i was doing it he would have to figure it out

We fix this by marrying and interbreeding black queens

Is it gay to have sex with a pre-op gay trans man?

does she have her tits

They need to create an incentive structure that encourages the great replacement; they need to bait them here. If you had to bust your ass after showing up here, most of the lazy thirdies wouldn’t bother

I think she wanted me as an orbiter and didn't like that I wasn't interested in only her

Yes, women can't stand when they're hit with the reality that they're replaceable. She's probably also subconsciously mad her bf doesn't care enough about her to get angry she fucks other guys

it's the most wonderful time of the year

and i would drink regular (non pregnant) horse piss to make it fair if he wants to
i know krav maga and am a former IDF soldier, I could break your bones in under a minute.

My hygiene was fine, I just started wearing more form fitting clothing, grew my hair out a bit, clipped and painted my nails black. Nothing too crazy but it signals that I'm not a threat, which was the goal.

We? Oh, no no no no. No. YOU are a negro.

when theres ... f ire departments: *thumbs up*

How do I send money to a government /bank in another country

FEDPOST

Pre op so yes

but it signals that I'm not a threat, which was the goal.

lmao nigga you down bad

Then people started actually turning into cucks. Same with fag didn't it.
What could this mean

and they should make the penises THIS long! *hands spreading far apart*

What? I'm trying to get a family members documents

women like being threatened

is it gay to have sex with a women with a pussy and tits and female everything and mental illness?

iunno man

Make more reddit gay lifestyle posts thinking it's something normal

That I smoke crack doesn't make me black

if you are old then you are getting scammed by the india irs. DONT GIVE THEM MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm 6'4 and I don't smile much so I've been told that my presence is intimidating. I don't hold any hate in my heart or anything, I'm just a quiet autist. Women conflate this with being sketchy or dangerous.

And beaten

Alright good because I found out that a they/them hoe I had sex with in college is a man now

It's gay because it's a man. You aren't straight for getting your dick sucked by a man bro

Sssshhhhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt!!!!!!!!

i would marry hawk tuah

I had sex with someone who calls themselves a man now but they weren't a man then, does that make me gay?

Alright you're just insane
Can anyone help me here

I don't think you need to dress like some Hot Topic Reject to get women you just need to work on your conversation skills instead of sitting in the back looking like a weirdo

actually the Rockefellers smoke crack

i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

No, because they're a woman

Tbh those are some fine examples of real niggas

and tickled

Well, this is the first success I've ever had getting a date so I'm doing something right. I'm 24 and this is going to be my first date, pretty pathetic right.

niggers*

i think that if you linked telescopic poles together for a shotgun (to shove it in the barrel and pull the trigger), then the wide end would be best outside the barrel :)

i dont think im evil just because im ugly

No man you're having success with women because looking like that attracts a certain crowd of women

lol

I hate niggas with stupid 2 letter names like JD or AJ

are you evil by choice then?

that they/them hoe is still a woman thoughever, even if she larps as a man

She will NEVER be a real man. She has no Testes, no CUM, no COCK. She's merely a lesbian woman twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of God's perfection

Aren't those short versions of their full names anyway, Al?

will the suffering ever end

no. socioeconomic factors

and beaten

Tbh my dreamwoman is ariane de rotschild. Her husband died of a heroin overdose so junkies aren't the worst she ever dealt with. And i can see past her epstein connections

I used to listen to a lot of rap music in college and it made me want to do and sell drugs yet people say it's not true

well you'll still have to work on your conversation of the date won't go anywhere and you won't get her to peg your bussy

No, not as long as you're on Earth.

sexo

pretty pathetic right

Men lie to get puss all the time
Pretending to be a fag for puss is actually pretty devious and sweet

Honestly not that hard to relate to its an Israeli psyop to diminish social cohesion in america

this is my dream woman >.<

unless she actually just wants a gayfag friend and this guy thinks it's a date. in which case this is going to blow up spectacularly and hilariously

i stopped listening to rap because my black roommate made me hate black people

I'm tired.

I hate my job and I hate that it makes me irritable and unhappy but I can't magically snap my fingers and find a better one. I want to disappear from the internet so I stop taking out my aggression on e-friends and strangers but I feel like self isolating probably wouldnt help me. I fucking hate life

It worked for me because I used to do a lot of drugs and it was a great way to get basically free drugs
Plus it was college it was all party drugs and psychedelics instead of crack and meth

i stopped listening to rap music because i grew up and became a functioning member of society

self isolating only doesnt work if you are in or beign recruited into a cult
im not a doctor nor am i a psychologist

I stopped listening to rap because I realize 90% of it is awful

I stopped listening to rap music too
I took too much acid once and listened to Frank Sinatra on repeat for 12 hours and now listen to that type of music

I thought we clicked pretty well, really smooth and we had a lot of interests in common surprisingly.
It's a date date. We have been texting the last few days and it's very clear to me that she's looking for a partner, not a friend.

Frank sinatra

kind of cringe

gn cummers gngn

100%*

Yes BUT
Over multiple attempts and iterations he can cultivate his fagsona into one that gets what he wants.
This is human evolution in action. He is specializing to fill a certain niche

Party drugs as well just different parties

We need to invade bongland, there's no other remedy at this point.

GILF alert

women like being intimidated as a sexual thing and they like all of the other things about you

so now that MAGA has been revealed as a complete failure/psyop/grift, who is going to take up the mantle of the great white hope in 2028? will we get an explicity pro-white and/or america first / anti-israel candidate? rick sanotorum seems ok but idk if that guy is willing to try again, maybe thomas massie? but he doesn't really strike me as someone with presidential aspirations. nick fuentes is too young but he might run for congress in 2026

Strangers in the night exchanging glances
Wondering in the night
What were the chances

I was playing New Vegas and it was too overstimulating so I listened to music instead and Frank Sinatra was the last song that played

not liking the Rat Pack

Homosexual

whomst

This is the only interesting post with an image ive actually seen here because its not a frog its not tranime its not an ewhore or some eceleb

>not liking the Rat Pack

i like don rickles

I'm more of a Johnny Cash kinda guy anyway
Then what's your problem with the 'natra?

Sturgeons law, retard

Why does my family think that me laying down with my eyes closed is an appropriate time to ask "are you tired"

Are you tired?

Big fan of this tune
youtube.com/watch?v=nCn3LYqCnrk

he can cultivate his fagsona into one that gets what he wants.

a huge dick in his ass?

are you exasperated with your family?

No you don't, stay away. We have nukes, remember.

Using them would be racist

need sex now

You don't have shit and won't do shit, little baby mcbitch fingers.

*unzips*

Lord by now he stinketh

Her boyfriend's pissed all over my shoes once

That's up to him. Maybe he wants to be pegged and that's ok and not gay if a woman does it

Raw imma give it ya
Wit no trivia
Like cocaine straight from Bolivia
My hiphop will rock and shock the nation
Like the Emancipation Proclamation

damn this cuck had to wear pissed on shoes

FUCK daylight savings

LEAVE. DMX. ALONE.

piss in his mouth then punch her in the pubic bone

It's wu not dmx

I threw them out and she bought me new ones

What are your thoughts on Connor McGregor being found liable for anal rape in civil court?
I'm wondering if he like, used lube or got shit on his dick.
And she got 250k for it. Is that the cost of a new asshole?

ARF ARF ARF THA DAWG POUND

I can't tell if I haven't slept in two days or I've slept but my brain hasn't processed it

Feeling some kinda way

I feel a little thirsty but I also gotta piss

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pJk0p-98Xzc

im in love with a beautiful girl

I feel like a million dollars

same but i suck

pendejo

that's probably the cost of a new asshole like 10 times over

didn't he rape a tampon all the way up her vagina

never used heat in my homes before today

set it to 62

look up what temperatures are normal

people usually set it to like 65+

does this mean I'm insane for just tolerating my apartment being 54 for the past few days

take chicken out of freezer

put it in fridge

wait 9 hours

it's still completely frozen

Few things make me see red more than needing to fill out employment history when I already uploaded my resume

worse. it means you're a bachelor

Well yeah a fully frozen chicken takes up to 48 hours to thaw
You could've done it in cold water on the counter

he apparently raped someone in the ass
im always skeptical when it comes to anal rape, especially trannies with rape fetishes

you think a rapist is gonna have lube on hand and screen for an irrigated asshole?

you're a fry cook
you should have known

USA is a failed 20th century utopian project led by nefarious Jews with ulterior motives. No meaningful difference with the Soviet Union other than the American regime seeks the erasure, replacement and death of every white man, woman and child of the past, present and future.

Put my fries in the bag lil bro

True. jews are evil

lol here we go

That's all well and good but I asked you where the auto section was

Sir this a home depot

my eyebrows are super fucking itchy this evening

at least it isn't e-celeb gossip

it's kind of surprising that there's never been a jewish president or vice president

youtu.be/oeHGsh0FARA?si=uAPFXvn10KPJ72Hc&t=48

Had to wake up from a fucked up ass dream

at least it isn't anal rape

hopefully there never will be

Whites get nothing from the American system. We have no free speech, are locked out of institutions, and are officially and informally racially discriminated against. Asking whites to defend todays USA is as absurd as demanding Jews fight for Hitler or blacks for the confederacy.

JFK was our first Catholic president and Biden was our second
Gonna be a while unti another Catholic yet alone a non-Christian is in office

Did Biden vote for Trump

David Letterman had a bed in his office that he would use to fuck interns

he told me he did

why bother being a puppet when you are the puppet master?

Maybe Vivek, that would be gross

Oh shit I almost forgot

We will never have a non-Abrahamic president

Do you remember when he openly admitted this on his show and how he was being sued and somehow still played the victim? Good times

well yeah but my apartment layout already says that
I don't even have a couch dude

do interns not have self determination?

and it worked. everyone forgave him and no one remembers it.

Two days into no drinking alcohol and I no longer feel like the world is ending

neighbors are having a party

i didn't say he raped them

have a drink to celebrate

MeToo meme was always applied selectively

Join them

i remember there being some blackmail operation that he was a victim of too.

no, they didnt invite me

He's probably running for governor of Ohio

Total janny death, now & always
To everyone else, I wish you a very pleasant evening

You know the number one thing that reduces poverty in a country is allowing women in the workforce

100% of art culture in America is for gay people and minorities, has gotten worse post covid. LGBT shit has escaped its gayborhoods and now anything with music that isn't for blacks or Colombians is explicitly trans and homosexual. America really sucks for young normal whites.

I have literally never drank alcohol and I feel like the world is ending every single day. Will probably become an hero one of these days.

skribbl game at 9:00 pm est tell your parents tell your friends be prepared I expect at least 10 people to join

This is unironically why Country music is the fastest growing genre except for Latino music.

Is that in 8 minutes?

I can't why do you guys always play skribbl at the exact time I can't play reeeeee

Wubwub will be there (probably)

thats in 2 hours

Yes, and it's why they're rushing to jam rap shit into country music

what does my boy alcohol have to do with the other half of your post

Can i get a beat?

girl that used to hornily message me every day and send me nudes no longer replies

RIP in peace it was good while it lasted

hell yeah
just make a game yourself

How about one at 7 PM EST then

i hate adverbs but "hornily" has to be up there for one of the worst

buy a used cd

immediately apparent that previous owner doesnt know how to open a fucking jewel case.

no

Made myself a cup of coffee last night and forgot to drink it so there was a nice cup waiting for me when I woke up

why did you bore her to death? killed the golden goose didn't ya

vocaroo.com/18k8DHKjtkML

Here you go.

"Girl that used to message me in a horny manner"

send her a picture of your cock and say "lets reconnect"

see

your texting game will never go as hard as napoleon

uh
uh
uh
yeah

"I endorse Donald J. TRUMP" - Joe Biden

She got a fulltime job so she couldn't message me all day. Women always get bored eventually it's just the nature of the game.

you are not a poet.

girl that used to lust after me and message me

girl that used to send me lascivious messages

girl that used to send me horny messages

girl that would wake me up with nudes

girl that pined for me and shared herself with me

et cetera

I sent her something a few days ago and she never even went online. Might have blocked me actually.

I'll make one of those in a bit.

Brevity is the soul of wit

her manner of messaging was as audacious as her libido, and her libido was a rampaging zoo elephant neglected for far too long

I would support the nuking of the US if you tried to nuke us. Mutually assured destruction.

Meanwhile you're a pathetic little freak tapping away on a keyboard. You are completely dickless.

GRIM.

San Francisco is a gorgeous city

each of my lines is as short or shorter than yours

sepuku is imminent

Calling cap.

>girl that used to send me horny messages

This one is good and I and the original poster should have just used that

Where is the new?

did you go on the alcatraz tour? i liked it

powerful. i kneel

I truly love adverbs. They are so addictingly versatile.

I did in THPS4.

are girls really like this or just Twitter freaks

New??

she's a female inverse sam hyde (grifter)

it's fake you retard

Oriental isnt a slur right? It's just another way of saying Asian

and then everyone clapped

None of that happened and its probably a man or troon saying that.

Troons are insane.

i'm not gonna bake, but thanks for doing it for me

Slants are making it a slur. Only Britishers still say it.

well considering shes an onlyfans girl and I have gooned to her visage getting clapped (dw I didn't pay) I would say it is not fake but I am not asking about her but the general female condition

No, it's not a slur in the same way Negro isn't a slur.

Making new, hold on.

i have that bitch muted. she's so annoying

played this at a bar recently! i had no idea what i was doing, got only one single trick off on the first level and the girl next to me started laughing

Foids are not like that. They always like bondage or some rape fantasy at most

why do people nowadays believe everything they don't like is said by a "grifter" or a "bot" or something similar?
people live different lives. some people live fucked up and retarded lives.

Man why do they always pick the most retarded fucking names

Octavia

Vixen

Trinity

Locretia

Bitch nobody has that name.

whores love gang rape or orgies

Only I exist, we solipsistic on this internet

Damn bro I swear I used to be one of the best THPS players in the whole worl when I was a kid. 4 is by far the best game in the series too.

who did you skate as? bam margera?

Orgies are a male interest. It's why the actual degenerate places have a hard time finding women

Nah my guy Geoff Rowley.

victim of incel to troon pipeline award