/brit/

flirting edish

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just seen someone get mindraped

It's Britney, BITCH

she is repulsive

i heard you like magic
i got a wand and a rabbit
UM

Stopped replying didn’t you. That’s 3-0

oppa gangnam styl

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Why are brits like this?

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Does John Lewis have shopping trolleys? Never been and I dont want to look like a freak so must prepare

Didn't know you could count that high

god she was so fit back in the day

if you had to watch a single harry potter movie right now, which one would you pick

your mam taught me when she started counting her orgasms

Erm dunno

Lol, done that freak

My hatred of Karl Marx is not even due to his plagiarism of Aryan ideas from German geniuses in order to defuse and destroy them.

It's that in all of his ideological attacks on rivals, he relied on snark and personal attacks. He was a Reddit fag centuries before they exist.

Imaginary numbers then as well I take it?

INTO ORBIT

prisoner of azkaban

Thanks mate big help

First one I suppose
Not in a noncey way, per se

white jewish girl feet

let the man rest you fucking burger

good choice

Reckon that's 0-4 matey

His dad absolutely sent him flying in that letter

i'm a bigger fan of Zoe Gardner tbqhwy

British farm owners are tax-dodging, welfare-sponging, tory-voting petit bourgeois kulaks who cry about immigration while whipping migrant workers to the bone picking fruit, and they deserve a good Bolshevik thrashing.

British farming must be collectivsed and run by state collectives. I'm talking leather jacketed Bolsheviks in armoured cars requisitioning food. I'm talking state run farms. I'm talking destroying petit bourgeois production.

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defo 0-4 response was poor

0-5?

Loving sex with Roobs

Oh fuck off it wasn't supposed to start raining until the morning
Fucking roof will be drip drip dripping all through the fucking night now

either way the people in Palestine are the ancient jews

I think we’re alone now…

I deliberately entered a thread of things I don't like. Why am I angry

He and Engels destroyed all their opponents ideologically, that's why nobody cares about the likes of Stirner/Lassalle/Duehring/Proudhon today except anticommunist pedants and pseuds with an axe to grind against communism in favour of capital.

um

Does she have a shween down there or is it optical illusion

6
nil
its over for you lad

then what?

a question that vexes marxoids to this day

if marx is so great why does his last name rhyme with farts?

Mindbroken

it doesn't

Not really, Marx just tapped into the ressentiment of the slaves

Why do people like this finnster tranny?
If you're gonna be gay at least have the balls to fuck big hairy blokes like I do

um

Then farming will be collectivsed and run like any other industry in socialism.

thas farx mayn

Good response that

are you on heroin? None of what you’ve said here is true is it

based tranny spammer keeping the incels in check

I'm talking leather jacketed Bolsheviks

Gay boy

Shite edition. Kys

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Mad how many black men she's been with

can't wait for the tasmaninan womens footy league to comeback

Honest question

went to church with the wife

Just realised how bitter and angry I have become
It doesn't have to be this way
I am afraid to be happy because I am weak

What a forward young man you are!

everybody knows your mum is a whore
getting round piccadilly looking for willy
punters pull up and say 'don't be silly'

emma watson harry potter and the chamber of secrets

fucking hell Hoover instruction sheets are nearly as shitty as the poorly translated nonsense chinks peddle. every illustration and instruction is generic and full of conditional or optional clauses like

remove the 2 or 4 screws and the 2 or 4 washers and replace with the 2 or 4 caps and place the corrugated sheet* into the base of the appliance as shown below (depending on model, consider version A, B or C). some models will also include the following: [long bullet pointed list

*in some models the sheet is not provided

good thing this isn't my first time doing this. would it really kill them to print separate instruction sheets for each model of appliance costing hundreds of pounds?

Hang on I've seen this sequence of posts before
Someone will talk about a birthday soon

HMP Wandsworth Sex Offenders register

no, stop, leave me alone in my hugbox!

These lads have accepted theyre never getting a woman, so boffing a trannard is the most achievable option. Its a bloke dressing as a bird, probably more tolerant of their weirdness
Prison gay, essentially

Not only are things going wrong, it’s my birthday tomorrow.
Maybe one day I’ll sort it out.

and who will do that?

Nothing will go right until you get sober, quit your job and go on a psychedelic bender

trans girl at toil passes as a woman until she speaks
even then it;s not bad
would love to fuck her

They make money from installation charges too, why would they make it any easier?

tranny discord on a mad one

Yeah might get worse when you've got your cock in her and it sounds like your dad having an arsegasm

Weird, I'll stick to shagging my bf

I'm exactly like Erik from The Phantom of the Opera (vile deformed freak) except I can't sing or play any musical instrument.

have been spending a concerning amount of time with the discord gf. fell asleep on a call last night and she was still awake and on the call 8 hours later when i woke up

oh, they're in cars, just not armoured ones

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no kier!! you can't repossess that farm, the owner has mental health issues!!

i work in a school

Hate autists
Get a tangible feeling of disgust when I encounter one
Just fucking grow up you social retards

Look in the mirror often?

erm... trvthnvke

BASED

how fit are we talking about here?

replying to your own posts

You do this all day you are the saddest cunt i know of
I would say probably sadder than actual doxxed lolcows everyone knows about

top movies of 2024

all sequels, remakes, and adaptations

we're living in a cooked society fr

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I paid 190k for my 800 square foot end of terrace 2bed earlier this year

Tired.
Gaunt.
Receding hairline.

It's all truth
Workers as they did before

what's wrong with you? what are you talking about man? you sound insane

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need a qrd on The Archers

but enough about ruby "fucking bitch" granger!

Leather jacketed British communist workers running over jaded British Jonathan Bowden fan boys with T-72s

Leather jacketed communists all dancing together in a gay bar

LA CONCHAAAAAAAAA

heard it a couple of times whilst switching radio stations

Ok, fine. Here's a question.

You enter a shady business. Let's say there's a woman that is locked in a cage. There's a sign that says "not gonna be freed until she's raped."

You know that no matter what happens, somebody has to rape that woman.

Do you rape her?

everytime i read reddit i turn more into a misanthrope

i'd never rape any woman ever so no

snus is not much different from anus

Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049

aff tae bed

Difference is you're obsessed with one and not the other

NATO stands for nigger and tranny organization

thought him saying his arse got bigger was just a joke but it looks like it actually wasn't

*rapes her*

Ah you must have seen the sign?

Sign?

hawk tuah is mad ugly

agree

reckon she has some kind of humiliation fetish

Atleast making an effort, VPN retard

justin elliott is a cunt

why is this general so paranoid

I stand for the hawk and kneel for the tuah.

Making an effort

/ded/

Wasn't like this a week ago

what are the top nations to emigrate to for a better life that are not australia or usa. canada seems same as here.

dunno what hawk tuah is some Indian chieftain?

special thanks to 190 and the tranny discord for killing it

So whats the next gimmick then other than you just replying to yourself on a vpn all night
Would love to know, i'm a big fan x

Reddit's that way

russia
belarus
singapore
bulgaria
moldova
serbia
uruguay
armenia
georgia
turkey

you'd know

what an absolutely retarded post kys

He asked for good countries to emigrate to not a list of the countries with the highest AIDS rate per capita.

Because that's where you belong

Good post catyank

Adam havin a wee melty because nobody will reply to him and give him the dopamine he needs to exist here

Daily autism medication dollhouse melty

gay old jewish indian black party

And is Adam in the room with you at this moment?

Italy should have eradicated the population of Ethiopia and repopulated with Italians

Adam taking 5 minutes off his time here, having imaginary thoughts about "shagging" and "toil" and then coming back for another 4 hour spam shift

Ethiopia never got colonized

everything's fucking dead tonight
's like everyone's collectively decided to fuck off
there some big tiktok thing going on or somet?

Quality of the general has gone to shit, fairly certain a few days ago some new posters have found the place and just started posting like it's a discord channel

made a lichess account

Idiot yank

Oh i see you posted this a minute after my post to pretend to be me that's really clever.
You know, you really come into your stride during your downtime hours.

You should learn to use that noggin a little more. Less of that lame AI/cuck/tranny samefag nonsense and more of this.

Too many mentally ill posters. One is tolerable but we have 3-4 now. Lunatics running the asylum.

ahhh guys keep posting so i can samefag and shit

don't know mate!

got this piers morgan jordan peterson interview going on rn

WHY THE FUCK IS THE THREAD DYING AT 2AM

IM NOT FUCKING DONE YET I HAVE ANOTHER FOLDERS WORTH OF TRANNIES AND AI IMAGES TO SPAM I NEED TO MEET MY IMAGINARY QUOTA

Meds. NOW

Literally thought it was bots when it first started; most of it was just incomprehensible garbage and humourless posts made by posters who haven't understood the board culture.

Not sticking around much longer, the general used to be bearable but it's now nigh-dogshit

I must admit it feels particularly dire to be in this thread right now.

Jews are not just racially distinct from Europeans, they are unassimilable. They have lived among various European communities for thousands of years, yet never assimilated to their surroundings as racially compatible minorities such as Etruscans or Wends did. They really hate us

One is tolerable

Lmao there literally is only one, and its you adam

TAKE YOUR MEDS SCHIZO IM NOT SPAINO

Lmao its so obvious, you always samefag about "lunatics asylum discord raid"

Sick to bastard death of niggers, jews, spics, chinks, wetbacks, gypsies, sand niggers, faggots, trannies, and abos.

posts made by posters who haven't understood the board culture

yeah? give 7 examples.

Man URINATES on fellow PASSENGER for not being ALLOWED to SMOKE

*presses the button to summon security*
Yeah that's the one right there

same, most people feel the same way

>One is tolerable

Lmao there literally is only one, and its you adam

>TAKE YOUR MEDS SCHIZO IM NOT SPAINO

Lmao its so obvious, you always samefag about "lunatics asylum discord raid"

Entirety of the last thread, the thread before it and so on.

The posting speed has also picked up. It's clear to anyone who has been here for at least a few days.

racismlad

He was spainpaki. And he was my father, and my mother. My brother. My friend. He was you and me. He was all of us.

/brit/ is just shit now
the joviality that was here even this time last year's completely evaporated
you can tell the AI spam's made most actual posters fuck off

mad how the government gives me free money every fortnight

The only way we'll really know if spaintwat is here is if the next edition is a Songs from the Poo Chair edition.

fake tan hands and a hoop
fake tan hands and a hoop

the joviality that was here even this time last year

yeah?

Mwaah the Merlot

Walked home from the pub. It was a horrible mistake. 40 minutes in that weather without a coat was fucking brutal. Really suffering now. Lungs are tight. Even feel a bit sick and can't bring myself to eat the food I made when I got in. How the fuck do homeless people survive the winter?

based government

they die

Who the fuck lives 40 minutes away from their local?

Gaelic

Gailenga, Ireland

Galicia, Spain

Galatia, Turkey

Gaul, France

Gilan, Iran

at the job centre life's a laugh
they give you free cash for your autograph

It wasn't my local. Was my mate's local. Plus it was slippy. It's not usually a 40 minute walk.

surely you would bring a coat

im anti israel

You get back to your caravan okay?

You know what to do

Was just wearing a jumper. Wasn't expecting it to get down to 0 tonight

I am counter semitic.

Gaycunt, (You)

New goal is to deadlift 4 pl8s then never deadlift again.
They're not for me

Sent that cunt back to lumbridge

40 minute walk

i hope you have thrown that ring in the volcano at least

I will not stand for blasphemy against me

The money spent on the coronation could have paid for 27 million school meals.

No way I could eat 27 million children in one sitting.

heard an american call it "stella artosis" earlier

Lungs still struggling. Think my room itself is too cold. Normally a big fan of winter but not so far this year.

about to watch The Game

Or your mum's shopping list

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

stella artosis

Think House diagnosed someone with that once

starving children

a serial killer has definitely posted in these threads before

AND EVERY BODY

He could be any one of us!

same, how do we take down ZOG?

Sewing is all the rage on the hobby board now.

They keep starting threads about it.

yeah?

Jewing is all the rage

Yeah it's so sad I can't stop laughing.

It's got me in stitches

sir anus expander

Kill yourself

Kill yourself

sir meltdown john

Sir Melt Downer

In the sun where the olive trees stand,
I met you there, hand in hand.
Your eyes, like stars in a distant sky,
Telling me stories of lands so wide.

From the streets of Lahore to Madrid's light,
Our hearts found a rhythm that felt so right.
A dance of cultures, a song we play,
In this love, we’ll forever stay.

Oh, Spainpaki, a world made of dreams,
Where every whisper is a symphony.
From the sound of flamenco to the beat of the dhol,
We carry each other, heart and soul.

Oh, Spainpaki, with your endless grace,
In your embrace, we find our place.
In the warmth of your sun, in your cool, sweet rain,
We are one, love, Spainpaki, forever we remain.

chuckled at this

Just clicked an ad on Anon Babble, opened an app on my phone and then did nothing. I've been hacked lads

this is one person spamming janny

going to get on the pish tonight lads!

I'm drunk right now.

same teehee

might watch this kino tonight while i'm 5 whiskeys deep

For one thing they're smart enough to wear warm clothes, unlike you

What a life bros

Adam taking 5 minutes off his time here, having imaginary thoughts about "being drunk" and "toil" and then coming back for another 4 hour spam shift

nobody is spamming right now
what is this schizo on

he's literally been here all day spamming the thread calling everyone some variant of 'adam' 'spaki' and 'spaedo'
my moneys on the heathermong

You guys prefer hot weather?

fuck off

what do you think about the bbc?

don't know

*fucks off*

the licence fee is a disgrace

there have probably been like 3 actual transgender people who have evr used Anon Babble ever

it has to be the single most lopsided obsession ive ever seen in my life

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Pubs are fucking grim as

shadow of the erdtree is the only new thing i've even played

Well, that's a DLC. Not a game. Try again

Don't think I've played a newly released game since like 2018. Genuinely don't even know what came out this year

Still need to beat this. In the final month but fuck me there's far too much dialogue to sit through.

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Luckily, I won't have to make a decision about this until President Donald Trump takes office next January, and even then I'll wait until enough time has passed so that I'm not making a rash decision. I might even take a few years deciding (it's NBA 2k26)

no.. unless it's warm

wish it would be 22-25 degrees at all times, maybe 28 if i fancy a swim

Next question.

lol ok troon

swimming in Oz

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oh and i played apollo justice trilogy but it's just a remake compilation so it doesn't really count either

jeff not doing any favors for the stereotype of blacks being scared of swimming

i reckon there are genuine trannies (women trapped in men's bodies and vice versa) but the majority of them are either autogynephiles or vulnerable mental cases who have been led astray

OBJECTION

It's worth it, definitely.

Another excellent game. Both the 2024 remake and the original. One of the best Nintendo games ever, and best games ever period.

You are extremely mentally ill.

You sir, in the hat. Umm actually this is just a statement and not a question per se, but I couldn't help but notice you changed your lipstick color to kind of a purple color, miss--is that because your black?

Under my government genuine trannies would be trapped in a gigantic vice (and summarily crushed).

why would a mentally sane person actually think they're a woman in a man's body
literally not possible

Oh. Apparently there's a new Kendrick Lamar album. I didn't even notice that.

Incels cannot understand that the point of life is to enjoy your alienation.. your superegoic injunction to correct trannies is from a desire to conform and gain prestige from the powers that be, but in reality they wont give it to you and you wouldn't feel any better even if they did.

Just woke up in a cold sweat with one nostril congested by inflammation and the roof leaking
Great start to the weekend

lowering the standard of women i watch in porn so that I will be attracted to uglier women irl and increase my chances of getting a gf.
Genius strat here

What an incomprehensible lot of babble

its legit another 11/10 vinyl from him tho

can't watch porn me, always feel like the women don't really want to be that and are only doing it for money

The powers that be love trannies so that's your theory utterly raped

really? you listened to it already?

this but my bollocks

Herman Cain (1945–2020) was an American businessman, politician, and conservative media personality. Born in Memphis, Tennessee, he rose from humble beginnings to earn a mathematics degree from Morehouse College and a master’s in computer science from Purdue University. Cain had a successful corporate career, notably turning around Godfather’s Pizza as CEO. He also led the National Restaurant Association, gaining political influence.

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I don't watch porn because:
1. All porn is degenerate, and all porn corrupts the mind into things which it should not experience.
2. All porn is cuckoldry. You act as the passive observer of a sex act in which you are entirely absent. It should be obvious why this is bad.

All men should quit porn ASAP, and only masturbate to objects of their own imagination. We must do these things to liberate ourselves.

nd only masturbate to objects of their own imagination

'

abstaining from porn for a bit for no other reason than i've got a cut on my banjo string. Occupational hazard i guess

???

stop replying to yourself spainfag

back from the pub
doomed to die alone

The three components of race:
1. Race of the body: the phenotypic qualities associated with the Aryan man
2. Actualisation: race of the soul: the collectivisation of the mental and behavioural traits corresponding to the race of the body
3. Realisation: race of the spirit: the otherworldly force that must be drawn into the blood of the people through the practice of certain rites

its legit creepy tho when produced by multi-millionaire corps, amateur is whatever if not coerced and body shaming. early OF was legit sublime. *blows trombone* waka waka *you say your a gangsta but you never popped none*

need to go back to 2007 and get a gf who describes herself as "random"

Was just saying this down the Volkshalle

legitimately having quite a hard time trying to sus out if commiemong is a gimmick anymore
use to think he was - y'know, cause no-one is that stupid, but he's been at it for years by this point so it's very hard to know

yea in the rare occasions where i watch it it's either regular amateur stuff or onlyfans gals since i know at least everything that's going there are happening by their own accord

dogshit early tranime edish

get him jannard

Define "tranime".

Sickem janny

Freud came up with this shit 100 years ago, read a book.

The "powers that be" are don't know what they they actually want. They're a bunch of morons just like you and me, probably even more moronic.

nah

japanese cartoons watched exclusively by trannies