/brit/

the fabled kebabby edish

place near me is also called the best kebab
can't all be th ebest kebab tho...

jeezy own half of atlanta

no this is the best kebab

we want to fight for britain and get our country back!

cool, you can go and fight for britain and what it stands for in ukraine

*crickets*

rorke just can't come back from it

mate as grim as palestinaian situation is
you seem to be forgetting 2020 onwards where just about every wetsern state went into civil war and tried to kill its own citizens under the guise of "health".

Clogwog used to pretend that he's a normal white Dutch deano with a white girlfriend he shags all the time

He posted a picture of a white lad claiming it was him and it turned out to be some random lad he found on reddit

There was a 'Best Kebab' on Eccy Road in Sheffield I used to get my slop from after fake ID nights out in the late 10s

Leather jacketed Bolsheviks running over sensitive fascists with BTR-80s.

no1curr

He’s by far the most disturbed specimen I’ve ever came across in my life

Emma Watson using my mouth as a chamber pot subedition.

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Wish I were a girl desu. Seems fun.

Big, Scottish uncouth willies inside posh, English totties.

yet you're punching your incel bedroom walls right now, curious.

britain and what it stands for in ukraine

Nazism, imperialism, barbarism, capitalism, obscurantism, hollow nationalism? True

cronem planking on 200k

Why do so many British boys want to cut their willies off, get shagged by men, and become girls?
Whatever you make of the trans phenomena... what is the cause of it all?
Lack of father figure? Childhood abuse? Wokeism? Psychosis?

Been discussed a million fucking times on Anon Babble go look up the archives don’t want a thread talking about trannies again

i'm sat with fit birds actually. they are nude

you're a pakistani pretending to be black
nobody thinks you're hip and cool everyone thinks you're just another inbred corner shop worker mate grow up

scottish willies

big

watched the vid and they were all pakis and blacks. very grim

Where is clogwog these days

im scottish and 7 inches uncut
im hung as fuck breh

*ahem*

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mmhmm just like every katy

why don't you retards just filter him

might go downstairs and punch my mum

Schizo

alri spaki
nobody on here thinks you're a cool black guy or a white deano, and nobody thinks you shag either
you're a brown incel who is angry that timmies shag and you don't

Jesus fucking Christ I am BORED LONEY AND DEPRESSED
and it’s all my own fault

I wouldn't generalise that all pakistanis are corner shop workers. Some may be spies or nuclear physicists.

*casts crumble undead on you*

mogged and embarrassed by east angligods
sad!

Uhhhhhhhhh Jew bros why are we using Indian VPNs

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LOL you wish spaki
nobody wants your likkle curry nob mate

horrid paedos

self hating lil brown lad calling everyone he doesnt like a paki
sad

why the fuck have you just posted this here?
jesus christ fuck OFF mate

sick of the shite you cunts natter on about
it's all either Anon Babbleshite, porn, or derailing spam
fucking sick of it

ngl most the local chinese places seem to have no idea how to prepare tofu
You'd think they'd know given their ethnicity

yeah but my cock is 7 inches

Disconcerting image.

You're mentally ill if you think I'm spaedo, all I did was point out that he'd post his hand if he was brown, because he could manipulate the image and claim to be black - thus helping his larp

why do you talk about "self hating" so much lol
clearly projecting because you can't accept that you're not white

supported a black owned business today
felt great x

reckon the cute yellow girl who works behind the counter at her parents chinese takeaway knows I'm an incel who has wanked off to the thought of her?

It sucks that Britian has such shitty hockey teams you will never beat the bruins

homealone post

a lot of them buy pre like puffed up stuff and then fry it with some chilli oil

How will you explain to the police the thousands of images, real and AI, of black men on your devices?

when the clock hits six I be fucking off to the pub lads

he will never be white and all he can do to cope is spam racebait on Anon Babble all day to try and troll the white boys who shag all the katies he lusts over
LOL!

dont go...

Scottish men - big willies, blue eyes, superhuman alcohol tolerance, good fighters, patter gods
English lads - specky rorke neets, poofs, reddit, soy

If you share your email address, Toby, I will send you £5 on paypal to post your knob here

unfathomably grim

Amazing post.
Says it all that we run /brit/ too. Used to run the empire after all.

Haiyaaah! *kicks door*

Shao Lin Kung Fu Pose

HaYu! NiHow! ManeMo iZsu Zangu! Eye Raiky raike IngGourish GaRous! yOU Mass Gay Bumi IngGourish GaRous nOW!

Also, the reason you're racist is because you're an incel and you scapegoat brown people for your inability to shag.

Then claimed victimhood once it fell apart and everyone believes us
6D chess move

30yo virgin mate got himself a gf

Proper proud of him, even if she's fat.

im scottish and i love my english, welsh and irish brothers :)
ill do it for free but i cant arsed uploading
and be potentially banned

Welsh master race forgotten yet again

Asf

why are you posting this jeffo

ahh yes deliveryman continue to go in the opposite direction to the restaurant despite the fact u passed the very restarautn mere moments ago lmao

It can be done
Incels are honestly the most deluded people on the planet
Unless you are a literal 2/10 and below you can get a gf

WALES MENTIONED

power remains in the shadows, boyo

CORNWAAAAAALLLLL
KERNOW WILL RISE AGAIN

Deadlifting 4pl8 de lads

blog on

deegs is drunk at half five lads
deary, deary me

still around using a belgium vpn instead

thousands is a bit of an exaggeration
its not illegal is it

Love your coal and your rugby your lot do

what is your ethnicity

do you lot actually shriek/scream/roar/howl when you read a funny post or are you all just over-exaggerating. i chuckle and maybe laugh, but i've never read a post so funny it made me start howling like a wolf

Is the lad who likes tummies here?

About 0.3% of the average billionaire’s wealth ends up being taxed.

Is the lad who likes tummies here?

*self reported*

diolch lad x

Whole thread's gone to shit anyway. What's going on with you? Anything you want to discuss?

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are YOU ready to spend another friiiiday night arguing about politics and religion and having NO SEX whatsoever?

the /brit/ crowd cheers rapturously

the give it up for your host, a 5'4 bald virgin from hampstead heath, SPENCER "DIEGO" RIVERAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chris, who is walking his dogs, Molly and Belle, says the fuel allowance cuts are “disgusting”.

“Don’t get me started,” he says. “I blame my mother. She voted Labour.”

Chris is a Conservative voter who is retired from a 30-year career in the armed forces, and though he is not old enough to be affected by the cuts, his mother, who is in her 80s, and his mother-in-law have both lost theirs. However, he says they are indifferent to losing the payment. “I’m probably more annoyed than they are.”

old people that lost the payment don't care

their non-pensioner children do

how's that work then

Howling and shrieking in the gym rn

Mate, you've been done

I will be fucking a big titty jewess this evening

sent that incel flyyyyying lmao

kek

squeezing all manner of rancid liquid shite out of a boil behind my ear

holy fuck

What a fuckin nutcase man holy shit

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Did they? I don’t seem to remember that

Just RESISTED the call of Maccies and instead made a HEALTHY tuna and pasta.

Burgers?

I’m not a history nerd, I’m a history buff. Calling me a nerd is a good way to end up getting a wedgie and stuffed in a locker.

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Rorke rocking the designer stubble
Leftypol going for neckbeard

This cunt was actually sat hunched over his computer typing in “black men running in suits down London Bridge” to an image generator then posting it to /brit/

another year another year older

stopped craving takeaways since getting on the proverbial diet 3 and a bit weeks ago
mental cos i was seriously going to die if i kept eating takeaways at the rate i was

Older
Fatter
Balder

OFB OFB OFB

i made one of those last night
i put spicy mayo, kale and spring onion through mine hehe :)

get the rorkedem fed
get the rorkedem bennies

The clue gaining ascended centrist going for a clean shave. Always.

I’m not a hiftory nerd, I’m a hiftory buff. Calling me a nerd if a good way to end up getting a wedgie and ftuffed in a locker *snorts*

spicy mayo

lad................................ that defeats the purpose of the HEALTHY part!

you eat it dry?

pasta isn't healthy and if you think it is you're a boomer

to tf out of toil

how many times do you reckon he generated it to get one he liked

Sad! But this is the reality of my life now!

Extremely good taste

Hope it was chock full of mercury and you end up in a wheelchair

Not unhealthy eather
Just a dough made from eggs and flour
Better source of carbs for you probably than refined bread which is full of sugar

77 + 33 = 100

T. Javascript

It was real. All of it.

To clarify:
25 posts per page on desuarchives
I will be generous and assume only 20 posts per page were made by him; conservative estimate

10 pages = 200 posts
We're 200 deleted image posts in, and that only takes us to the end of LAST MONTH

Another 200 posts and we're still in October!

That means that since the start of October, this freak has had ~400 images DELETED ALONE

WE CAN LIKELY ASSUME THAT HE HAS POSTED ONE THOUSAND IMAGES TO /BRIT/ IN A MONTH

holy fuck man

it's super processed SHITE and only good if you're about to play football

JAPAN MATH :OOOOOO!!!

how greek deficits were calculated back in the day

Who told you that lol? If you are about to play football you want something that will give you fast acting energy not a carb heavy meal like pasta

*puts a massive "storm shadow construction plant" sign over my bollocks"
and now we wait

screaming

Vampire Wolf Sherlock Holmes Fanfic

Thoughts on anorexic girls?

you're wrong

The wog brain truly is fascinating

One of my mates is a professional footballer thats what he told me

heathermong got unironically brainwashed by belgium because he's such a mental patient that the spam actually effects him
the timelines all add up

if it's hip, it's here

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don't feel like doing anything already put on 2 films and stopped them after less than 10 minutes each. think i'm depressed but I don't feel sad

What resources does Europe now possess? It has exhausted most of its minerals, gems and easily-attained coal and gas, and now appears overpopulated

eggs+dough

ultra processed

holy

Police blow up suspicious package outside US Embassy in London

Gatwick terminal reopens after ‘suspicious object’ found in luggage

erm

It's a very rough method, but it looks like he posts ~100 images a month.
It would be cool if you could search specifically for posts made in threads with specific subjects, but I don't think you can do that - or at least I don't know how.

wrong. but your ignorance is too vast for me to even bother trying with you.

I'ts a little spicy? It's more than a little spicy. Freakin Douche

tuna and pasta is not healthy

*affects

clapmeat, designer brands, liquor
all a cronem need

Favourite seaside town?

If it's made with flour, it's ultraprocessed
Otherwise it would be almost as if the term "ultraprocessed" was meaningless claptrap

stop trying to tell me food that comes in a box or a can is healthy

No I make a dressing, usually of olive oil and apple cider vinegar with some stuff sprinkled in. Today it was black pepper and paprika.

It's brown pasta...

tuna and pasta is not healthy

filter by 1024x1024 resolution

Search some key words with Belgium flags

yeah maybe, i did think that when i typed it, as i always do. always have trouble knowing when to use affects

finally get a gf

ww3 about to start

FUCKS SAKE

tuna's healthy but it's got a shit load of mercury in it so you really shouldn't be eating it more than once or twice a week if you want to avoid brain damage

eating grains

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Same lol xx

timmy getting the christmas jumper on

only animal organs are healthy

theyre the same poster mate

Nafplio

1097 results found

Holy fuck
Over a thousand AI images posted
Since when?

13 Oct 2024

A THOUSAND IMAGES IN A MONTH
NOT INCLUDING HIS NON-AI IMAGES

i am a black

hope you get better soon x

people get so caught up in the details that they just can't see the wood for the trees. so long as you aren't eating 3000 calories of junk per day, and you're getting in your protein and vitamins - it doesn't matter too much what you eat.

just brown incel tings innit x

VAR CHECK
Actually not 1097 since then, but still a shit ton

made a cuppa

went to sit with mumberg

staring at a shitty romcom with her mouth open

doesnt say anything

alright back up upstairs for me then

jeezy own half of atlanta

I have beef liver in the freezer. I was eating it raw and I had very bad diarrhoea but I think it was because of the creme fraiche I ate. I'm scared to eat the liver now.

I've lost so much weight over the past month and a half that I not only am able to wear my 'too tight to wear' jeans again, but also need a belt to keep them up. Will NOT hear anything against tuna and pasta, or sweet potato jackets, or steamed veggies and chicken breast, or any of my other healthy scrans.

Aye roughly 1500 for 2 weeks and lost over 2 stone
Didn’t even exercise
Just skipped breakfast, ate a light healthy lunch then whatever at dinner, didn’t snack or drink anything other than water or black coffee

It’s that easy. Don’t know how some idiots let themselves get fat. I’m the laziest cunt in the world and I have never been properly overweight cause I don’t stuff my face with rubbish.

peoject on

I was eating it raw

1.5 stone of that will just be water loss not fat loss

mercury in fish and cholesterol in eggs are both massive fabrications to control demand. If everyone eat a can of tuna a day and 3 eggs then the sea would be empty and all our land would go to chicken farms. The japs eat fish all day for their whole lives and live to 105.

Over 400 AI images posted since the end of August
Toby didn't spam this badly

wagwan my boys it's me here for another tumble in the metaphorical bushes of the hampstonians mind

saw jeet buying veet

got amazon bits coming tomorrow and also sunday

Mousey!

Was there recently

It depends if the fish is farmed or wild

Bollocks
Noticeably slimmer and muscles more prominent

you're being rude

um
if you were eating raw beef liver
and haven't eaten that before and got violent diarrhoea
i don't think it was the creme fraiche

mums got another black man over tonight?

should have done it all for sunday to save the planet a bit lad

Sydney is clearly the capital of Australia. Let's all stop pretending it's not.

rorke body essentials

wish i had some weedules in

people
we're only people

because of the water loss
you don't drop 2 stone of fat in 2 weeks stop being a mong

LOL
rgb keyboard keys be flying all over the room rn x

You're severely autistic
Hundreds upon hundreds of bizarre AI images spammed on a Anon Babble general
This is what you spend your time doing

HITLA

Howling roaring pissing screaming farting bellowing sharting shouting dying

take this one and get out of my sight

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dunno how you're chekcing that but it's way way more
he does like 20 a thread sometimes

yeah it's not as if there was a dispute about wher ethe capital would be so in order to be unbiased they mdae a whole new city just for the parliment or anything

mental that unfunny cunts like john oliver exist in america

you're being unfriendly

nun he cud do

According to medieval biographers, Alhazen wrote more than 200 works on a wide range of subjects, of which at least 96 of his scientific works are known. Most of his works are now lost, but more than 50 of them have survived to some extent. Nearly half of his surviving works are on mathematics, 23 of them are on astronomy, and 14 of them are on optics, with a few on other subjects.

Mental
All the knowledge in history that has been lost

Just remembered the time the lads and I were screaming HEIL HITLER outside of our hostel balcony at night during a school trip to Germany
Miss those days

thought u meant heathernonce

just witnessed an argument in the co-op today between two foreign women accusing one of being rude to the other ones autistic child who stared at her and accusations of the stare being because she's algerian

IT BEGAN, IN CANBERRA-RA-RA-RA

why do you spam our general

Goa trance

I'm stating facts: you've posted over 400 AI images on one Anon Babble general since the end of September
And that's just AI images!

gymtoil complete

but i dont? i just post regularly

Modern Life is Rubbish

people are absolute mongs in this country now
i work in the nhs and its mental how many patients have meltdowns and act like cunts

This guy had a video on why smaller balls are better.

Always a good feeling lad. Now get home and eat HUGE your muscles deserve it

wait till you learn about alexandria
mad how how much knowledge was kept by monks and also how much propagation the muslims did of aristotle and plato

why do you spam ai images and catchphrases
what do you get out of it

Lol that child is me
I look at everyone funny but the dark ones stare back so there's a feedback loop that makes me look racist

he was a coping roidmonkey what do you expect

lol

that's a criminal offence

congratulations mate

makes your nob look bigger

wasn’t meant to be this way
wasn’t meant to be this way at all

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might chuck out my pizza cutter
just a round knife init

Don’t get blokes like this
This physique isn’t really good for any sport. Too slow and heavy. Not nimble enough.
He’s not a warrior going to foreign shores. He’s way past the point of health or strength, which would require much less than this. It’s all for show and partly masochistic. Very vain.

Nothing wrong with being fit and muscular but this is overkill and daft

He's insane lad. There's nothing to get.

body building is a sport

very good post
friday night always hits hard

swinging from my nuts

any giggly goon clowns in

he also used synthol which was disappointing to find out

afk training my attack while at the pub lads. managing to be a big virgin even while out drinking haha

i fucking love satan. what a legend

Isn't synthol what Quark serves on DS9?

we hittinmg those hours
no one eleft posting here just the dregs of the dregs

thats synthehol

Alri jewlad

over at my dads for dinner, Friday nights in your 30s

project on

would you say going out solo is better than staying in on brit?

washing machine is goign like the clappers
sick of it

what you having?

what you having?

vatf's thynthehol

Going out drinking to the pub is an utterly normal experience don’t know why some of you lot big it up as this big daunting thing

steak pie and mash de lads

not me. im having a comfy night in. then tomorrow my gf is coming over. we'll probs go the gym, have lunch, go into town, then meet up with my mates at a boardgame cafe/bar place for pints and games

get in
frozen pizza for me in my smelly bedroom

definitely

I see it as someone's ego getting attached to a very specific dimension. like he starts to equate strength or size with his whole self-worth.

how many episodes of Malcolm in the MIddle were you in? What's that? None? Then shut the fuck up.

Rorke, you cannot have the hot chip. You wouldn't be able to handle it.

in what ways

haha "sure" mate good haha "sure sure"

I was in a yank comedy episode! I’m famous and important!

cracking open the cans lads

what time is check in in traveloddge?

?

Planning a hotel wank are we

forgot it's friday. feel extra lonely on these days when I can hear the revelers in the streets. I'm just incel posting

2 or 3 can't remember
checkout is 12 i remember that

get a can in you

seething that you weren't helping out Hal and he was looooool

erryting gwan be alree

good post

takes courage social intelligence potential of things happening
not counting if you just go out rekt and make a mess of yourself obv

just get mates and a gf then. then you can be like me and enjoy a comfy night in and look forward to a fun weekend ahead

anyone else bored lonely and depressed this friday night
i miss the ex gf immensely and i dont want to be alive

need a piss too often and urinate too little actual wee for it to be normal

blog on snorelord

alri fellow tiny bladder lad

diabetes for you laddy

do something about it then instead of boring us to death with your pathetic woes

you 4 year lad?

if that’s what you want to call me…

m