latex edish
/brit/
his leader sells him out to blackrock
lmao
any civil service man in
she is flat as a board
Ukraine did this too.
Britain and Ukraine are reddit.
DO NOT look up his wife
In my dressing gown and practically all naked, me. Have had the heating on all day. My flat is a sauna
good edition
identical twins the #1 mechanic for each side of the garage
Even more proof it's not the car at fault it's 100% Poorez
imagine her spitting in your mouth
Craving the massive bag of Skittles
Everyday I give thanks for the blessings but I repent for numerous cheffings
Storm Bert approaches
This isn't new
When Liz Truss was forced out Jeremy Hunt arrived with advisers who were employed by BlackRock
They were basically put in charge of our treasury because we dared to chart an independent economic course
started drinking at lunch and just getting nicely tipsy while setting teams on dnd for the rest of the afternoon
can't believe toilberg hasn't ended this sham by now
pooing my fucking arse off
wait a minute this isn't /f1/
Berty
still watching f1 after they openly fixed the 2021 finale
Hang your head in shame
he was here earlier
probably gone off to skulk around the bogs in soho trying to catch a drunk lad off guard
Hello
Well tbf all the big Maya cities were abandoned by the time Europeans came, they had largely went back to villages in the rainforest, it was the Aztecs who were the main civilisation at that time.
The Spanish were actually very close to losing against the Aztecs. They were outnumbered at the Battle of Otumba the year before taking Tenochtitlan, even with the Txalacans allying with them. It is said that Cortez personally charged through the entire Aztec line dodging spears, taking out the Aztec leader and winning the battle. If he had died it’s likely the Spanish conquest of Mexico wouldn’t have happened.
id prefer to imagine her shitting in my mouth 2bh
Me on the left
the world keeps on turning
i keep on pooing
This anon in the previous thread said that the Mayas didn't predict the Spanish conquering them but he's wrong. The Mayas had prophecies of white men with beards arriving on their shores and conquering them.
The part about beards is interesting because American Indians don't have facial hair yet they knew about facial hair as a concept.
What alcohol is it that warms up the blood and makes you feel like an engine revving up
Corr imagine being a girl and getting to wear shit like this
People at my toil are talking about ASMR like it's this weird new thing nobody's ever heard of, what are normies like
special brew
blud thinks hes Adele
this nigga always talkin bout sum hello
you'll do your last poo one day and won't even realise
brandy
that oen that blacks drink in the small brown bottles
daddy's going to send me £5k for furniture for my new place so that's nice
omds blud thinks he's lionel richie
Spirits
Although straight Jaegermeister has that effect on me. I feel very warm and my face glows a healthy red, but not like the allergic reaction Asians have, it feels nice. No other drink has that effect on me.
Took my Nigerian aunty to Korean bbq for the first time and she had to bring her own seasoning
Mental, I was on that ASMR grind when it was just 480p cranial nerve test and haircut audios back in 2014 or such
Haven't really been paying attention since the election, presume Labour have got everything sorted and are more popular than ever?
Grown ass man
How To Become The BAD BOY Women LOVE
On a tour of northwestern Australia, so I am
vodka but be careful it turns people manic if they're not careful and/or used to it
Intercontinental Bolshevik Marxism (ICBM)
I want to sniff Emma Watson’s farts.
Smoked just perfect quantity of weed last night
Perfect evening
Well I'm gonna buy some vodka and brandy
Red wine
DUDE LMAO
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrorkey
bucky
The Western Highland and Ireland used to be a temperate rainforest like the Pacific Northwest in America but it’s all been cut down for agriculture or pastures over the last 5,000 years and now it’s just barren hills and moors
Could wank all day and do nothing
This movie sucks and is not funny.
Not going to watch some dorky ass bitch talking about "bad boys" lmao
Lol
just fucking KNOW she misses watching wwe with me
and I bet she doesn’t even know that website we used to watch it and lacks the initiative to search for it herself
grimstralia
extremely good edisg
Stop trying to talk like an African American
mad how the first real use of MIRV in history did absolutely nothing except cause injuries at a rehabilitation centre for disabled people (and waste billions of rubles)
4pm friday
My working hours are technically until 5:30pm but I think I'll just call it now x
been wanking my wilkins to asmr for at least a decade desu
Canada is reddit.
same energy
I am an Afro-Saxon, crackuh
same lad. yt has really clamped down on the 'fabric scratching' assmr though, it's a crying shame
did the most vilolent liquid poo of my life the first time i drank a bottle of that
felt like my insides left my body and i was drenched in sweat afterwards shivering
I’m glad Shakespeare wasn’t a northerner. “Much Ado About Nowt” just doesn’t sound right.
ah, the old buck shite
blud thought he was cooking with this one
Shakespeare was an initiated magician and so were John Dee and Francis Bacon.