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what
First for surveyors are retards
not true, people with GI issues, or who buy into the "drink lots of water meme" can get diagnosed over-hydration. it makes it really hard to think or exert yourself.
cum con sex con sexo con cum
gonna shower brb back
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
surveying isn't a real profession, they just eyeball it
Trump lost
Hitler lost
The Nazis lost
Fascist Italy lost
Imperial Japan lost
Anon Babble lost
Anon Babble lost
The Tsarists lost
The Confederacy lost
Q was wrong
The capitol riots failed
Ashli Babbitt died like a bitch
Trump was not reinstated
Trump will be imprisoned for being a traitor
There will never be another Republican president ever again
Proud boys are being tortured in prison
Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all charges
Gavin Newsom was not recalled
Vaccines and masks work
The Right lost the culture war
Black Lives Matter
Trans movement has been a total success
Being transgender is more socially acceptable than you
You are being bred out
You are being phased out
You are being replaced
Your kind is on the way to extinction
The rate of suicide in the US is highest in middle-aged white men
You will forever be an example of what not to do to have a functional society
You will never have sex
You will die alone
:)
didnt study again
Crazy how much things have changed in only a few years
wait a second, didn't she want kids?
hi brian! have you found any more kids to have sex with since the last time you posted about it?
Trump lost. Cry harder, MAGAT.
brian is a virtuous pedophile
dinner
just ignore him. He goes crazy when he doesnt get attention like the retarded loser he is
yuck
brian cursed me and i got a raise!
Do you also make sausages from raccoons in your country? Some butchers in Germany started doing this in recent years because there are so many of them.
Poop
Brian is God here
I'm a hobbit
RAHUL will be delivering my order tonight:
Responded in tbe old thanks for the support anon ur a qtpie whoever you are
brian is lawnmower man before the magic hypnotherapy
Because your are little and hairy?
It's over
Passionate about...
I feel bad for all workers who are forced to say this kind of thing
why I deliver
god why do they do this, its so demeaning
He wanted to put that there. jeets are just corny
if you order a private taxi for you dinner, you should be kicked in the cunt
*thinks*
of course anon
one thing i used to like about indian movies is that they are all so retarded, but the actors are like children trying to be as serious as they can.
it's so goofy and refreshing from american marvel slop where they are afraid to take themselves seriously
The guy looks a bit old for a student.
i have a masters and i like progressive metal and jazz sucks
What, why?
I love the smell of nitro cellulose in the evening
Maybe she'll respond to me tomorrow...
progressive metal
just got a dark skinned emoji indirect reply
cant wait to shave this incel beard off tomorrow morning
if you have to ask, you'll never make it
won skribble for the 2nd time in a row . seems like only esls and little kids play thism
starting to think it's over
saw some pedos in that game named BBC and pink pussy
stop getting things delivered to your home, guys!
evens i eat hot chips
odds i eat yogurt
gonna take a little cat nap
Give him a bad rating
why i oughta thump you
i guessed a 15 letter word in less than 5 seconds
based cat napper
neet niggas be like 10:30pm time for a nap
easy listening
harder than average
?
Public lobby or cum lobby
anyone up for some skribbl?
someone make a skriblty toilet lobby
How can we prevent Zoomers from getting further chudified
yea
How wide are your shoulders from delt to delt? 26 inches here last time I checked maybe 28 now when I'm flexed by now
Do I have to read all that?
Chesapeake, Virginia
Marjorie Taylor Greene is literally just out here openly saying "if all the paedos and rapists in the House of Representatives had to resign, Democrats would have a supermajority"
Why is she telling on her own party like that?
At my friends watching the game not rn sory
Damn, America has a lot of black people in every major city
will cost my 760 dollars to get 4 snow tires for the cheapest tires for my truck.
I need to get rid of this thing
connections got me baffled
come play skribbl.io
Mine will cost about 1500 because they don't make cheap steels for my car. I'd have to get alloy rims. I was pretty bummed
I live in northern New England and I've never used snow tires nor do I know anybody who uses snow tires
its a scam
do you pahk your cah in the grahj?
it's a scam
It isn't, they're awesome. You don't have to use them just like you don't have to use all season tires to drive in the rain, but they're great for it
how do ya like them tires?
You either know retards or are lying
My brother is a intellectual zombie npc, so he absorbs other people's accents really fast. Like he dated a new England girl and he started saying "haht" instead of hot. I hate it living with NPC family but I feel like it's made me an expert on npcs.
no I pahk in a pahkin lot
nu uh they are just a scam and dont really help or hurt at all
no im not idiot, not only that I regularly drive (4-8 hours a day) in the snow in winter
it's only a 3/5
NOOOOOO
YOU'RE LYING!!!
THE AUTO INDUSTRY WOULD NEVER MARKET SOMETHING YOU DONT NEED
THEY'RE THE MOST HONEST INDUSTRY THERE IS!!!!
Not reading MSM
I cant read
not reading my slutty milf
you don't need it, but they're nice to have
That's literally it. You can go rallying through unplowed streets if you aren't a fucking scrub, or you can take the same streets at 10mph. Dealers choice
it rained(drizzled) today
crews are still out blasting the sidewalk with recycled water
uh....
Seems like America rejects the metaphysics of transgenderism
Memery and trolling chuds. And appealing to young men.
appealing to young men.
only a chud would say this
does anyone else's eyes move really fast horizontally at random sometimes, or is that just me?
nigga got the crackhead glance
REAL HUMAN BEAN
AND A REAL HERO
yeah that's why democrats are losing young men rapidly, just random dipshits online
So many single mothers, Andrew tate becomes their daddy
I haven't had sex in a week
almost 3 years for me
same, plus 105 weeks
Chuds call me a libtard even though I'm basically a moderate.
People just refuse to consider having compassion for men
being a moderate is chud-lite behaviour, and deep chuds claim to be moderates if they're cowards
Democrats don't need the heckin chuds OK chud
Really hard to type in the drawing game on phone
wubwub ill never forget you
not at random times, but i can make them do that when i want
It's so hard to type on mobile, that's why I got so many at the last second
you came first place in the effort category
THIS IS NO TIME FOR CAUTION
Democraps are the women's party so if you're not a foid you shouldn't vote for them
gonna try to fix my sleep tonight good night cummies
No, they're the weakness party
good night and good luck
gn
I fucking hate bigoted assholes and an sympathetic for the needy. I just am a bit skeptical and tend to be coldly rational, which gives me the air of a child.
Why would the women's party ever be strong
I voted for the Orange Man in a Trump+18 state
Women can be strong relative to themselves
Demon rat party is the "go be hedonist and let daddy gov take care of you ^__^" party
occasionally I'll be really tired at some inconvenient time like 5pm. today was like that. what am i supposed to do? cat nap?
thug that shit out
well it's not supposed to be "relative to women" since it's (theoretically) a political party for everybody.
dems are the women's party
i know when someone it bigoted when they advocate for themselves and their family, instead of for total strangers.
A small hit on the crack pipe should be enough to fix your sleepiness.
I sometimes have trouble staying awake at work because my job is so fucking boring.
Have a cup of tea
I'm a mess
Hmm ah yes old chap
Fuck you nigger we drink COFFEE here bitch
you should get an e-reader and read books
blud think he pepe
I am le drunk
Legitimately great advice
Lots of neat stuff on public domain and overdrive if your library participates in it
Just put the fries in the bag
8 hours
still no response from her
Is it safe to say that it's over?
you guys really watch the most pathetic shit, god damn
I joined a community choir and fall half asleep sometimes in rehearsals
are you guys going to have a christmas tree with a model train going around it? classic...
this is my top theory for why women are so sexually aroused by male aggression, violence, overpowering, rapeplay, etc.
Women who weren't sexually and emotionally responsive to being kidnapped by violent raiders were less likely to survive and reproduce
No I'm going to kill myself before then because I'm sad about not having a gf.
i dont celebrate goylidays
I used to do that (except on my phone instead of an e-reader), but now I work in a secure area where electronics aren't allowed.
ayo this nigga ahhhhh
readin a book
you're so cute
Why do otherwise in shape men date and partner with fat and frumpy women? Is it a low self esteem thing? Settling? Or a fetish?
thanks you should see me when im all dressed up
I cant believe I lost my tahu Bionicle
Im still fucking mad
no, this is classy porn. high production value
I banged a REALLY fat girl off tinder once because she was the only person who replied to my messages.
jason......
Pick one
Boobjob from Abigail Shapiro
Blowjob from hawk tuah
1 date with any woman of your choosing. Mutual attraction not guaranteed
pull yourself together, man
blowjobs arent guaranteed to be good if the bitch isnt into it but getting to see and feel abby's milkers is already a win
lmao yinzers
Technically, it's not an ICBM unless it comes from the Région Balistique Intercontinentale of France. Otherwise, it's just a long-range rocket
Hey everyone this is classicallyabby. Today we're going to learn about stopping anti semitism with my big khazar milkers.
because that's literally the best most men can get nowadays
I can't. I need closure, I need a yes or no response. It's eating me alive
You should be even sadder about not having Americana in your home during the holidays, like a model train going around a Christmas tree
blowjob from hawk tuah
Just lost my bet on the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Boob jobs don't feel good, they are a porn thing only.
mr sexhaver weighing in. pay attention guys
feel free to provide a source if i'm wrong, but i strongly doubt she ever said that
betting on the Stoolers
Lmao
LOOK AT DIS DOOOOOOOOOOOOD
sex with a one 10/10 model every week for the rest of your life
sex with 3 7/10s, each once a week for the rest of your life
They were hugely favored for this game but I don't know much about the NFL.
Boob jobs don't feel good
Damn nigga u autistic as FUCK
Stoolers always choke in big games, unless they get out-choked by my Ravens
Blow jobs don't feel good, they are a porn thing only.
No they do feel good
One date.
bitch ass yannis
They definitely do if the girl is into it, but that's rarea good blowjob is better than sex because you get the control of a hand, the feeling of a pussy, and the power trip
they're mid
don't worry, girls find it endearing that you don't know how to cook rice
For me, they are unpleasantly overstimulating until I get close to cumming, then they start to feel really good.
they're mid
I have a job bitch, YOU make ME some rice. In fact I want stir fry.
girls don't know how to cook
they are unpleasantly overstimulating
That means she's working the tip too much and needs to take it deeper into her mouth
Not deepthroat though unless you have a micro pp lel
Might sleep for 12 hours again just so I don't have to be awake thinking about her.
bullshit, my grandparents led me to believe otherwise
Look at the sexhavers over here
Classical music is notoriously difficult and concerts for it can be fucking obscenely expensive.
t. I know the field
I think the price is high because the audience is highly affluent (and the music is old), not the other way around
I once unbuckled a bra
im 27 never had sex never touched a woman since i was 12 or 13
What went wrong if you were touching women at 12 and ended up like this
the training bra for your manboobs?
i have a lego version of this, love it
Im POOR, so I decided to buy A GUN
Your mom's bra doesn't count.
uhh that's not good financial decision-making
I watched The Terminal after seeing that BK webm being posted. It was a fun and memorable movie.
also called manssiere
Are you the guy who accidentally got with a tranny
im a little autistic but hung out with the cool kids in middle school cause i grew up on the same street as some of them but when we merged all the middle schools going into highschool i split from them and ended up alone and gave up since then
At least a gun can't be repossessed
I'm 21, virgin, never kissed a woman, never touched a woman, never had sex, never spoken to a woman outside of my family or work
BRO
never spoken to a woman outside of my family or work
lol there's no way that's true
literally me
I'd agree. Rich fucks like to pretend they're cultured and intelligent while listening despite knowing nothing about the workings of music or music theory. If I were dictator I'd make classical and modern classical concerts subsidized, especially for students and young people.
How am I supposed to incel jog when it's winter outside? I don't want to pay admission to a gymnasium.
kids love to exaggerate
His family does all the talking to cashiers and waitresses and shit for him
A coat
A true incel walk happens when you buy yourself one of those walking treadmills just so you don't have to go outside
Yes, it's true.
I've never had an actual conversation with a woman outside of a work or school environment.
just jog? what's so hard?
This can very easily be changed
Go up and down the stairs.
i misplaced that candle
canadian intelligence
Doubt
Did you check up your ass?
t. palaton shareholder
N
Decent-sized cities should have free classical concerts in the park occasionally, even if it's expensive to go to a proper symphony hall
I
just talk to women bro!
I hope you're (you are) retarded ass comment was worth it, we didn't even make it to I
San Diego has an outdoor organ that they have a professional play on every week, it's pretty neat
get his ass
Entire societies have been alleged to be rape cultures.
do you live in a rape country? Countries where rape is idealized
Used to
Yes, CSIS is definitely here with us.
La baie Chesapeake c'est tout belle. On voit sur l'eau les reflets du ciel et des forêts. Mais autre que la voile, les randonées etc il n'y a pas beaucoup á faire pour s'amuser, autre que les théâtres á Chestertown et á Easton, et peut-être la musique.
I'm a bit le drunk
why bother when you have to wear heavy clothes anyw
those countries are weird for doing prison rape
It should be illegal for women to be nice to single men whom they don't want to go on a date with. This way there is no more agony and confusion
If you're naked in the snow will masturbating hard enough keep you warm
Aw anon what happened?
Autism moment
Don't ask him what happened, I don't want my day to be ruined by proxy
Who am I kidding my day is already ruined. My life is a fucking joke
Did the anon ask out the latina?
This 6/10-7/10 girl came up to me and was acting very nice and sexual. I then learned it was a prank to trip me up
A girl who I thought was into me was just being nice. This has happened to me so many times now. Just be a bitch to me please, don't give me hope that I'll ever escape being alone
afro saxons are real and im tired of pretending their not
One classical place I know near DC (minus the infernal traffic) has cheap tickets for kids. A couple theatres/music venues where I've done work sell cheap tickets to kids and students too. More Broadway than classical but still it gets zoomer butts in seats and off TiKTok
Yes. I'm still awaiting a response, so it's pretty much over
That's evil but idk if you're serious or the person I was talking to
Well anon you can't know unless you ask right? Just keep making yourself a good, desirable person, and you will find someone eventually.
getting ghosted by a latinxa
but but pol said jbw
t. BBC writer
*Hugs* same to you, you just have to keep working hard on yourself and trying
Depends on the state
I wish my mom was hot and dating a Japanese incel who's still in highschool
You are mentally ill
What manga is that?
I don’t understand why some of you are absolutely destroyed by what women think of you. Just move on, who gives a fuck what some random woman thinks of you. If she’s into you, you’ll know and it’ll happen effortlessly.
im depressed
How do you know if you're going through withdrawals?
Same
Well I only asked her 9 hours ago so there is still hope...
This wasn't exactly an out of the blue thing either, I said in person that we should hang out and she agreed, this is my follow up to that.
I'm not attractive enough to effortlessly get women. I give a fuck because my life is absolutely incomplete without a partner to share it with, so every time I get rejected it hurts more.
no it doesn't
sorry to hear that, anon
I've never gotten a woman ever
Why?
my life is absolutely incomplete without a partner to share it with
fucking YIKES
I don't care how bitchy it sounds, it's the truth. I cannot change this about myself.
Well your personality seems very cute so keep trying
drinking milk
whyd he do it
grandpa died which gave me an excuse to take time off work and algorithm scroll youtube and fortune 24/7
its all I've done for 4 days except a few errands
There he goes again
sorry for your loss bud
Beans
I hate milk
Why must people die?
Thanks but I'm surprised you still think that after hearing me complain so much lol
He did not want to be part of the russian meat shield.
first comment
Who's listening in 2024?!?!?!?!?!!?
Are they just going to be making this comment every year on every music video until the heat death of the universe?
landlordberg wants me to pay the utilities bill
thanks bro, this weekend I'm definitely gonna come alive. I don't miss my weekend socials for anything except contagious disease
man i miss the pandemic lockdown so darn much
I wonder too. Hoping it's a meme that will peter out eventually.
Helo its me the supreme goat of /cum/ skribbl
Can we have a lobby or 2 now that im home so i can dominate before bed
Helo its me the supreme goat of /cum/ skribbl
Clearly you haven't played with me before
You ever get the sense someone is tolerating you because they have to in his/her official role, but actually views you as a pathetic worthless loser?
Sometimes i get the sense my teacher views me that way like he's subtly making fun of me
Its true tho once you know you can never go back
people tolerate you?
Barely
I probably have and shat on u
:)
Uh guys did Trump just appoint someone to his cabinet that wasn't approved by Hitler Rapist Groyper on twitter? I'm gonna be fucking sick to my god damn stomach FUCK me why isn't Drumpfledorf listening to my racist frieren avatar advise on his cabinet nominees he should've nominated Nick Fuentes to be Ambassador to Israel now I'm gonna be sick he's gonna give Israel 500 trillion dollars and literally enforce black lives matter nationwide because he appointed pam bondi to attorney general instead of Matt Gaetz FUCK ME i hate this shit I'm gonna literally stop being alive because of this SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME we should've voted for DeSantis but no you wanted a show so now Trump is going to appoint Mike Rogers as FBI director and he's going literally make it illegal for there NOT to be election fraud in our elections he's going START the STEAL instead of STOPPING the STEAL I want to fucking die
i guess it's just the lack of personal connection I'm feeling. Like multiple people eachers and others in my personal life have tried to reach out to me and be a mentor but none of them i have ever felt any real connection with. I can't even feign a connection. I just go through the bare minimum of going to class
Like i'm a very surface level empty person and people can pick up on that
Ironic Anon Babble posting is still Anon Babble posting